Crazy Answering Machine

[idiotcomic]

could we have permission to use this audio recording and make a remix of it?

[JackelopePrincess]

*ahem* It's saying "end of messages" ...but I can see where your awfully dirty minds have taken it.....to say jizz.. Which is slightly more fantastic.

[jonnavdpas]

jizz... XD

[IAmOnlyMe95]

??? JIZZ lmao

[JSWISTN]

SO I DO THAT ITS A POLITE THING 2 DO

[samkid882]

end of Jizz?

[WackedOutAnimeLuva]

what did it say at the end? Jizz? wtf???

[Kweezy157]

Ahh those are my favorite AT&T answering machines, too bad I don't think they make those anymore

[metalpayne3]

sounded like your machine said "do not jizz". Just sayin'.

[LaniSalami96]

@metalpayne3 HAHA YEAH!

[zerbloo987]

...Why?

Who leaves a message about a wrong number??

It's not like they would've known they missed the call..

Congrats old man, for going above and beyond the call of duty, and making yourself look like an idiot.

Such an unnecessary act.. -__-

[JSWISTN]

@zerbloo987 UM DID U EVER HEAR OF CALLER ID

[zerbloo987]

@JSWISTN

I'd say you have a good point, but seeing that this phone is too old to have that your argument is invalid.

Nice try though.

[JSWISTN]

@zerbloo987 OK THE PHONE WAS NEVER SHOWN JUST THE ANSWERING MACHINE WAS SHOWN U DONT KNOW WHAT PHONE HE HAS HOOKED UP TO IT

[steve51704000]

What a polite old gentleman! There's nothing wrong with him leaving a message like that.

[her1337ness]

@steve51704000 its not the message that is funny...its what the machine says after the message is complete.

[kobe32123]

wtf, how do you leave a message about a wrong number

[kachowXD]

this happened to my cousin once we were hangin out and we checked his cell phone and some lady left a message saying oh im so sorry i called the wrong number

[ilovewillf]

it's called being polite. I don't think he was American because he actually took the time to say he was sorry and tell you what to do with the call. That is what I think..but, Whatev..

[Dudes124]

haha if he knew he had the wrong number, then why would he leave a message?! he should've just hung up! XD

[davetista]

He sounds like me when I'm baked, man!

[lukeyblunt]

Hahaha Nice :P

when i have one message.. mine goes:

You Have : '1' unread messages

and it sounds like 1 Hundred !! im like.. SHITTTT everytime i press play. its mental.

PEACE !

[chippy907]

LOL this sounds exactly like my grandpa

[xXRachyDsXx]

fuck this its not funny

[mizunderstoodpink]

I would say the guy did it to be polite, as well, do you know just how many ppl see a number on their call display and just go and call it back?!?! "Hello, did someone call me from this number>!?!?!" LOL i would say, he wanted to avoid this!!! so i would argue the comment that he is a dumb guy!

[Sammy8252]

I agree, whenever i try to prankcall somewon, they dont answer and end up calling me back!

[BellyRubProductions]

"Hello I am the wrong number..." LOL

[omhsarah]

He's an idiot. Why would he call and leave that message? Why wouldn't he just hang up the phone?

[maggosh]

Because he's an idiot.

[lovablelibra]

no that was not funny

[jammy764]

that wasnt funny..

[hondaboii89]

dog jizz? wut?

[imsazcake]

I thought it said... do not jizz WTF

[JSWISTN]

@imsazcake HE SAID PLEASE

[lmull3]

LMFAO!!! some people are really stupid xDDDDD

[soadissoamazing]

LMFAO!!! some people are really polite xDDDDD

[skatingfreak66]

lol im sure they would have disregarded it if he just hung up haha!!! thats hilarious

[fri8787]

LMAO!!! DOG JIZZ

[lmull3]

lol! yeah, never heard an answering machine say that before xDD

[coondogtheman1234]

can i hear the default message of this machine if you use it and not a custom one, it says hello, please leave a message after the tone BEEP id like to have a copy of this in a wav or mp3 and i cant find a wav file of this on google

[tehjacon]

does that machine say "jizz" at the end?

[coondogtheman1234]

no it said end or messages the video prob cut off the rest and left the ges so its Deleted (end of messa)ges

[jakejudd]

People are strange

[CyberCrusoe]

Why is that crazy? When you don't leave a message some crazy people will actually call you back and ask what you wanted (happened to me). Also, the worst is people who dial the wrong number and just hang up when you answer without apologizing.

[fordrulez18]

it sounded like he said.. I AM THE WRONG NUMBER.. lol

[GTAis2cool]

wow THAT WAS WIERD

[overdoseofrach]

ahahaha

[redrosepetal]

wow

[oct707]

He wanted to ask you out but he chickened

[billtommo2005]

LMAO! It all makes sence now!

[fryBASS]

lol who does that

[THAT80SGUY]

what a dic&*