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  • Poll: My brother busted his head open at the age of five. He needed stitches. I busted my knee open at the age of 10 or 11. I needed stitches. Lucky for us, we went to sleep so the stitches weren't felt as they were sewing them in.

  • Poll: Bad internal bleeding which I ignored for about a day (stupid of me). Folks, if your poop is black, go to an Emergency Room. That's not normal, it's coagulated blood.

    Turned out I had an ulcer.

  • Poll: I had to be transported my the EMS to the local hospital from school because i was having sever chest pains, i had costocongites, my chest mussels hate exercise to put it short

  • Tracey is the name of my friend/art teacher (home learner art teacher, nothing to do with school)

  • POLL: an unknown illness that no one has ever seen. my blood doesn't carry enough oxygen on its own and there is no cure or known treatment... but life goes on.

  • someone threw a baseball bat at my head when i was 6 i got my first concussion

  • @naru7777f7 No he got shot becaue he freed the slaves in civil war

  • POLL: Depression. And it was your videos that kept me going. thanks!

  • i had a cerebral concussion

  • Hahaha the three fifths joke was so racist

  • you should microwave 50" gummi bears

  • the worst thing was because I ran in to a Pole at cross country and got 20 stichs

  • Cerebral concussion.

  • i was hospitalized when i was six because i crashed my sled into a rusty hay rake wich cut my right leg open like a fish.

  • poll I got a peice of pencil lead stuck in my ear it was almost touchingmy eardrum i had to be put under for the doctor to get in out

  • due to athsma i had a blood oxygen level of 24 at school so i got to spend 4 hours in a hospital

  • So there I was and all my skin was falling off. No wait that happened after I got out of the hospital.

  • you played that you had astma

  • but if it's empty, you can get a new one, and microwave the old one:>

  • i went to the hospital because of a freakin blender no joke i got stiches

  • i got bit by a boxer then i took a ran around a tree

  • Me+Pick-Up Truck+an in-Front Run=Hospitalization

  • i've only been in the hospital once, because i broke my collar bone

  • My mom wouldn't take me to the hospital if I jumped off of the Willis Tower and survived but was completely crippled... she'd be like "Don't worry, it's like a sickness, you will heal soon"

  • Almost cut my finger off with a sword once.

  • I took an arrow to the knee

  • @Baxtareloc wow

    wow

  • LOL! I have a dream 3:33

  • Ski to the back of the head with no helmet.

  • brain tumor. Operable, though.

  • asthma attack

  • i would do 7 min. because that's your 7 microwave:[

  • guys i think i win this poll umm on the 2nd of July 2007 i was rushed to hospital because i was going semi conscious, my mum and dad took me to a local GP the night beforehand at like 11pm and we waited for like 1/2-2hrs for the doctor and when my parents had told him what happened he just said that i was in for a virus, mind you he probably had type 2 diabetes and was as fat as you could get, anyway when i got to The Royal Children's Hospital in Melbourne,Australia the nurses took me in ..

  • straight away and the waiting line was like 15people, the nurses stuck a canula in my arm to give me fluids because i was dehydrated as fuck, then they did a Blood Glucose Test on me and before the test had finished they said that there is a high chance that i have Type 1 Diabetes, the test came back in a minute or so and it read 21.3 mmol of Glucose which is extremely high, the average persons Blood Glucose should be between 3.5 and 6.5, they then did a Blood Keyone test which measure acid in..

  • the blood and then that came back 5.6, now that should only be no higher than 0.2 for a normal person and those monitors only read up to 6.0mmol of keytone, they then told me that i am a Type 1 Diabetic and that i need to have needles for the rest of my life, this happened during the school holidays 2 weeks after school camp which i had started to get diabetes, i had also lost neally 10kilograms of body fat and at the time i was 10yrs old and before i lost all that weight i was about 29 kilos...

  • the nurses also said that if i had been brought in hospital as little as 30 minutes later i would've died SO BECAUSE OF SOME FAT UNTRAINED DOCTOR WHO DOESN'T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A VIRUS AND A FUCKING LIFE AND DEATH SITUATION I ALMOST DIED! IF I EVER SEE THAT DOCTOR AGAIN I WILL NOT ONLY SUE HIS FAT ASS BUT AFTER HE LOSES HIS JOB I WILL FIND OUT WHERE HE LIVES KILL THE FUCKING ASSHOLE BECAUSE HE NEARLY KILLED ME!!

  • @MrZangetsu1993 You should talk to someone about that,

  • @TokyoCircus5678 why would i need to talk to someone about that dont you think that if anyone else that has almost been sentenced to death by an obese dumb doctor would want to sue his ass and kill him for the trauma he caused me and my parents? i literally stared death in the face

  • @MrZangetsu1993 No, i dont it's not your job to decide when someone must die thats just not your call, you're alive thank your lucky fucking stars that someone was watching over you,as for him getting fire sure he is a horrible doctor and you can sue him for all he's got but it's still not okay to say someone has to die

  • @TokyoCircus5678 for 1 i dont believe in guardian/god or whatever that kind of shit is, and for 2 you have no idea of who i am and what i do, now do you?

  • @MrZangetsu1993 Who gives two shits about who you are or what you do? this conversation is about your feeling towards this doctor i could give less of a shit about what you do it still doesnt make it right now does it?

  • @MrZangetsu1993 Sorry for all the curseing

  • I was riding a Mongoose bike down a hill and the tire popped. The hit to the ground was enough to break my right front tooth clean off, My left nostril was cut open about 1/3 of an inch, broke my arm and the worst, head trauma.

    I almost flatlined.

  • dude i have the same color inhaler!!!!

  • When i was six a was attacked by a german sheperd and it littary ripped half my face off and almost got my eye

  • Awesome show love it !

  • I was neever hospitalized.. I have been in one for some one else... But never for me

  • For me it was when I landed on my right arm and broke it.

  • I don't know, something about a lung infection when I was young?

  • when i got paralized

    

  • what happened to Vanessa?

  • @MrChriste13 Vanessa died.

  • @ZFSBoss2090 how, i need a little more clarity, microwaves don't die after two episodes just randomly.

  • @MrChriste13 My guess would be overheating, since both experiments she did created fire. That was probably too much for her. I'm no microwave specialist, but that's my best guess.

  • a ceizure i was in the hospital for almost a week and i couldnt eat so they had to use this special medicine and itwas the day i had escargot from the keg

  • my ball got tangled and or i got pushed againts a steel fence, my head opened and i needed stitches

  • i have a severe peanut allergy (i could die within 2 hours if i eat peanuts or peanut butter) and I ate Reese's peanut butter cups when I was four years old (my parents didnt know I was allergic)

  • .i have broke my leg and i have cut my head open and have had a very bad knee

    i do not know witch on was the worst

  • my ex girlfriends rage.

  • namnyoa

  • I put the same kind of inhaler into a campfire and it exploded, it was cool to watch but dangerous as well.

  • head snap

    --:--(

  • pneumonia. /:

  • I went to the er because of BURNS!!!!!!!!!!

  • i tried it for 7 minuites

  • yo! im canadien i dont give a shit about bark obams

  • @MrBummer1234567890 Looks like you dont give a shit about school either.

  • Swallowing an earring

  • i fell of a barn door and broke my head

  • keep clicking on 1:27 XD

  • Poll: Asthma Attack. :/

  • I broke my wrist for a miscalculation in the height of the stupid curb. Here's the kicker though I NEVER got the cast. I only got a wrap thing, but it healed alright. ;)

  • falling up the stairs

  • i think it might explode

  • @sheametsfan6 OK THANKS

  • @sheametsfan6 wat is going to happen in 2012???????????

  • i laughed when he said "whoops :D"

  • i have asthma (as-ma)

  • Well, if you don't use inhalers often (I only use mine for a couple weeks at a time, a few times a year) then you probably have expired ones lying around. I'd say go for it, but bring the microwave outside into OPEN AIR so you don't tweak out.

  • 3/5ths lmfao

  • I don't think you should "inhale" any smoke that comes from your microwaves.

  • is it a good idea to microwave dog shit?

  • Pole:getting hit with a metal bat to the side of the head

  • a priest bit my left testicle off )____:

  • Just gonna go and say.........that its not very safe to microwave that just because if you over dose on it youll have an attack and i'm pretty sure if you are realising the air by doing that it will go into your lungs and youll overdose.

  • @lgcmay1 uhm hey dipshit theres a reason they wear the masks in ther

  • @bifster98 haha, Ok calm down just an observation.

  • @lgcmay1 haha sory i was just bein a smartass

  • something with my ba**s (they touched me......) D:

  • For drinking bleach when I was Two, I got a week in the hospital.

  • had to get like maybe 10 or 12 stitches at age of 2 for falling out omf my walker down the back porch stairs

  • i had 16 nails, 4 screws, 2 large chuncks of concrete plunged into my chest, broken open skull and a broken arm and leg

  • at age 7 i had to go to the hospital to get my stomach pumped...

  • poll answer: i got very very sick and my dad got really mad when they did not have a medicare so he punched a hole in the wall

  • Almost dying from Dengue virus

  • i had a boner for 10 hours so i had to go to the hospital

  • @mathilogan lol

  • asthma attack T.T

  • infected tooth 

  • Almost blowing my arm off...................

  • thumbs up if ur watching this

  • That's a beautiful stainless microwave! Maybe you shouldn't have destroyed that one :-(

  • getting shot in the arm with a 45

  • habisky overload!

  • bowel proplems

  • I read the title as "Is It A Good Idea To Inhale A Microwave?".

    Whatever's making me sick is also making me delirious...

  • The worst reason I had to go to the hospital was because I was laughing to hard after watching this.

  • you realize those masks aren't doing anything, right?

  • @DarkMystic182 That's what they said in the Furby episode.

  • @DarkMystic182 Yeah. They're dust masks. For vapor protection, they'd need respirators. But to the average dope, it probably looks like they're trying really hard to be safe.

  • eating loads of tablets

  • i have been hospitalized for some lung thing

  • wow u are going to die one day

  • @Ivan619maniaco why?

  • @Cbr0Rider This Is From the 8's 2008

  • @Ivan619maniaco so, why bother asking for thumbs ups? you like attention bro? thats sad bro.

  • @Cbr0Rider Thanx For The Advice Bro :D

  • I have a broken rib and a hole in my heart so Yea

    and I broke my collar bone a birth the doctor pulled me out to fast.

  • tour bus wreck

    

  • i had a heart attack when i was 1.

    No joke.

    :(

  • broke my collor bone when a kindergardener pushed me into a post

  • I had to get my tonsuls out I had so much fun recovering because I got to eat popsicles and ice cream and all the frozen stuff you can think of!!

  • @4696bella i know it hurts but its woth it

  • I died

  • I got beat up by my sister with the fridge door, and then my dad hit me with the microwave door, as I was getting up. and I ripped my eye lid open a bit on the microwave door.

  • My foot got cut open from toe to ankle when I was seven, I could see my

    bones... you can still see the scar and needle marks from when they sowed it shut.

  • my kidney almost exploded. true story

  • nothing SUCKERS

  • microwavin thermite

    \

  • it meant to be spelled poll

  • pool busted my toe

  • i cried, from a splinter. and had to go to the ER for it.

  • never bin hospitalized in all my life!!!!!!!! =D

  • Poll: I am too awesome. :D

  • i had a splinter.... in my heart...

  • poll: i fell down the stairs and broke my arm

  • Poll: Probably the time I sledged into a wooden door and couldn't see colour for a bit after. (I tried to walk but fell down, shut my eyes and thought it was all a dream)

  • somebody needs proactive or microwave that!

  • Poll: Hemorrhages in my thighs.

  • I didn't drink water for a week and started throwing up balls of blood. Had to go to the ER at midnight. No joke.

  • i smashed my nuts

  • a fever that doctors wanted to operate on.. im not kidding.

  • the worst reason ive gone to the hospital is so gross

  • took me 3 seconds before i got the 3/5 joke lol (im black lol)

  • 104 people have asthma.

  • hit in the eye with hockey stick. had bad concussion and cuts ont he surface of my eye :(

  • not me but my frends knee cap was split into 5 peices from falling on a nail

  • i had an epi-pen through my thumb

  • 0:39 because no body likes crushed nuts..

  • how are you alive shit

  • what if one of them happened to have an asthma attack

  • Too.. Much.. Tylenol.. X_X

  • I peed blood

  • trouble spelling your name there hmm?

  • they should have is it a good idea to microwave popcorn

  • falling in rollarblde accident and busting hand wide open, i couldnt see any bones though. wierd.

  • you died in a spaceship then how do you piost that

  • corndog so hard your balls wont drop

  • HEY!! *cough* *cough* Give my inhaler back!

  • the humour is shit.

  • asthma attack :(

  • fell of an off road golf cart last night

  • yes i need and like all sorts of crazzy gagets for my eye

  • crashed, eye problem, operation, dint work ,still blind aka blerd vition

  • i was hiking fell off a cliff broke my neck no 1 was there to save me and i died

  • my cat ate me and she died :(

  • Poll: When i went to Texas when i was 6, i was sleeping in the living room and then my ear started to hurt, then i couldent hear a single thing T.T then i called my mom and dad. Then they freakd out and then i had to spend my whole 24 day having hearingless ear and had to watch barney D: i had to wait the next day untill my family took me to Hospital/Clinic >.>

  • pushed off the slide at school and went unconscious, woke up and had to go get checked out fr 8 hours.

  • I hope your not racist...

  • NOTHING IM 11

  • Fell off the railing of my porch onto my porch and broke my arm...

    Dislocated knee...my dog stepped on my knee when I was in bed...

    It was just a freak accident though

  • I am a inhaler user so don't threaten me of using one.