The Fail Adventures of WtfMinecraft // Episode 76

[SBRasterix]

Epic vid :).

[thedj1114]

What episode did u make the trap???

[ilikegk]

i love you john

[MrAtreck]

Feed the goddamn dogs! I will report you for animal abuse

[TheZoneHunter]

hey guys come check out my channel. if you this video then you will like mine too

[RaikiriFujitsu]

You should go to the stronghold instead of making all of those bricks..

[TheMeghan1228]

You said we need something to kill and I was thinking oo the villager and you said I know what we can kill and started walking towards the cave. Haha.

[coolapple14]

one of the rules of minecraft is to NEVER LEAVE UR DOOR OPENED

[gamer12362]

WOW John got the same exact diamond sword as I did with 50 levels -_-

[linelotr]

Bane of Anthroprodsomething means you deal more damage to spiders, cave spiders and silverfish. Fortune means there's a bigger chance for multiple drops when mining. You should also feed your dogs because they're about to die(you hit one of them with your diamond sword). You can feed them with any sort of raw meat. Rotten flesh works fine too.

[Tobstercus]

you need 3 cobblestone across the crafting square and one blaze rod on top, thumbs up so he can see :D

[BlackAddictz]

Bane of Arthropods does extra damage to spiders and silverfish (little thingy's from stronghold) and tier V is quite good for that (probably one hit kill) and Fortune gives a chance to get more ores and stuff from one block (normal one diamond per block, Fortune increases the chance to get more)

[BlackAddictz]

@Max12683 Paul? Paul? His name is John!

[kevin7124]

@marvelousmikeman u cant because u need the weekly snapshot

[MrDeruzo]

kebab (y¨

[DrunkenSquirrel5]

Try out the Soartex fanver texture pack.

[kqsharp]

You should use Sphax PureBDCraft! Thumbs up if you agree.

[JayBababa]

fortune is fucking amazing. unfortunate you only got tier 1. if you mine diamond theres a chance to get more than one:)

[theyoshih]

the bookcases only have to be 2 high

[The2muchnoise]

the entrance should look like "M" from minecraft

[utubemachine1]

Fortune I usually gives u more coal, lapiz, redstone and diamonds. like 6 diamond ores = 10 - 12 diamonds. same for coal, lapiz and redstone..

[wiebeeeh]

you should use netherbrick in the temple :D

[marvelousmikeman]

you should make your wolves mate by giving them each a raw pork chop. then you'll have lil babby wolf!

[Felle47]

@marvelousmikeman you playing to much snapshot

[TheForeigner1997]

By the way, the enderman got in because it was raining, so he spawned in an area with 3 or more high, which is your house.

[kevincheng96]

12:06 LOL!!!

[TheForeigner1997]

Install Faithfull again:) It's awesome!

[rassu92]

John you should feed your dogs

[rassu92]

John you shou

[9TheWall9]

10:44 trololol

[Rossie1450]

12 books in chest

[TheMAQOehT]

You are a fail john

[Itstoomany]

@TheMAQOehT asshole



[PinkViini1]

8:30 its 2 high john. thumbs up so he can see...

[MrMarmens]

Ur dog was NIga for 10 seconds!

[snorbi123]

use lb photorealisam 256x256 of 128x128

[supertama1000]

you should use DokuCraft.it is the best texturepack ever.it is 64x64

[conniethecow1996]

u boss longer episodes i thank u

[toks1matas]

John, look at your dog... It's tail is realy low, that means he will die soon. You have to feed it porkchop or it'll die. :[ And i suggest to make a texture pack. It's realy easy! You can make it how ever you want, you can just adjust some of the textures to your style! Then put it up for download, because i think that all of your subscribers will download it. :) Please make a texturepack, because you're the best and so will the texture be. :)

[Originhul]

Why are you black?..... LOLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

[RasmusM21]

you shut really use inspiration by TobiwanK3nobi!!

[fireyblackdragon]

i like to use "Inspiration" by Tobiwank3nobi, at v14 right now. most of the mobs are just plain creepy, but i personally love it, the terrain textures are done except for a few, and a few mobs arent done, but it's quite interesting.

[DJSideTrax]

you should use Inspiration by Tobiwank3nobi for your texture pack, its fantastic.

[MrAdamXD]

Use Sphax PureBDCraft! :D (Or at least look at it! ^^)

[chickenuggets0009]

can u put the world back up for download coz if we download it we cant go to the end without mods

[CookehX]

lol does anyone else have a url that has: |G222275eFAAAAAAAAAAA| at the end?

[fireyblackdragon]

@CookehX that just means you got to this video through your sub. box

[SSODShadowLord]

Lulz. There were books in the chest.

[xixmclovinx]

u did bookcase wrong.

[Iam1mil]

To get the highest level enchantments the bookshelfs have to be 5x5x2. (2high) And the corner bookshelfs count.

[Minecraftpro1212]

fORTUNE :O

[IkeFTW96]

Hey man could you please not say "retarded"? My brothers mentally handicapped so it would mean alot -3 love the vids

[LayingPipes]

@IkeFTW96 Thats retarded

jk lol

[Sebella28]

@LayingPipes Rofll.

[WundayLate]

My birthday gift? :] Thanks John, you shouldn't have!

[TheRunescapeslayer]

Fortune- Gives you a higher chance of receiving ore. (I is quite shitty)

Bane of Arthropods- More damage to spiders, cave spiders and silverfish. (V is great)

Knockback- Will knock and entity back a certain distance depending of level.

Damage III- More damage to any entity. Instead of taking 5 shots to kill a zombie, it may take 3 or 2.

[wwfundertakerfan1]

bro you gotta feed your dogs

[rightysportsfan1]

" Why are you black" thats racist

[swtcw909]

John change your house name to something epic!

[JADESTERS10]

"haha my xp is 69, isnt that funny" ohhh good times :P

[mushroomnews157]

mr.lucky enchants :D

[Hora97mtz]

use the OCD texture pack!!!



[akselforberg]

Ferd your dogs before they die

[akselforberg]

Fortune I can give you up to 4 diamonds from one diamond ore

[JADESTERS10]

use mine! 

[fraz122]

I lied. I am commenting tonight, that's how much you mean to me!

[dwarfur]

hey john use the Sphax PureBD Craft texture pack, it actually looks badass, plz thumbs up so he can see. see for urself too its actually badass

[XboxGamerzParadise]

use pokecraft

[MrMinatro]

Notice how after he does his first enchant, his level drops down to 69 lol xD

[liame124]

Wtfminecraft how much do you make?

[HaigyGames]

Feed your dogs!! They will die!'

[davidandkaze]

MURDERER!!!!

[clarketim1000]

Fortune gives you a chance of more of the item when you mine it, so 1 diamond ore can give you up to 4

[spiderSTRIKER]

You had 19 more books..

[MMMassiveMinecraft]

Yo John, a lot of people dont like texture packs so you should get smooth vanilla because it doesnt change the look it just makes it look better

Like so he can see!

[TheMocBrosVideos]

@freako9595 Can you remember which episode?

[AlecCourser]

Use steelfeathers enchanted texture pak plz its awsum

[bhavinio17]

fortune gives u more items from ores and stuff and bane of atheropods is the worst enchantment ever

[MeIsAzn1]

nice light saber john oh wait its just your like bar :)

thumbs up if you wish you has one like johns

[MeIsAzn1]

here's how you make a brewing stand lay out 3 smooth stone on bottom and 1 blaze rod on top

[BoobHuntress]

@betantinos007 Shut up.

[MeIsAzn1]

john u need to feed your dogs with cooked cow meat and u tell the health buy its tail

thumbs up so john can see

[Xlr8edCamaro]

feed the dogs otherwise you are a mean person because dogs are epic and one of them is whimpering

[freako9595]

@WilliamSemple He already did. Very early in these episodes and in a tutorial.

[st3althbom3r]

WELL,WELL,WELL IF IT ISNT VIEWER 303 NICE TO MEET YOU AGAIN

[XxCodemansxX]

2:54 "Why are you black?"

[bhavinio17]

303rd

[WilliamSemple]

You should do a video on how to create your trap

[MegaSaltychips]

someone get a towl people spilled ketchup on the rate bar

[Darkblooded77]

Fortune means that when you mine something, you get more than you normally would from it. Thumbs so he can see?

[PuqTheBest]

The enchantment luck may give you 2 ores instead of 1! Thumbs up so he can see!

[slumpade]

U Ness 30 bookcases and u pit in the corners to for max

[SprklyNapkin]

39th



[TheLogTog]

Get that one where its almost more cartoonish! The texture pack...

[sullykls1]

Great video and you have to feed your dog or it will die. And fortune is that say you find dimond and you mine it with the pickaxe thats enchanted with forchune 1 you will get like 2 or 3 dimonds thumbs up so he can see thanks

[ciaran4567]

keep Faithful 32x32 texture pack it's the best

[123456Yqwert]

you should use the dokucraft texture pack

[techguy19]

under 300 club?

[TheGanksta42]

your house would look so bad ass with a texture pack

[ROBLOXzacattack11]

woot 265th Viewer!

[TheMegaCraft1999]

@ROBLOXzacattack11 yeah and im the 98th but i hit f5 ^^

[yesJoshh]

John, try to vary up which materials you use. Try add in a bit off sanstone and glowstone.

[dperss]

go to the wiki

[MegaSoham]

Feed the dog !

[LuaScripter3]

John has worst luck at enchanting LOL

[freako9595]

Yay!!!

[SharpysMarkers]

john i love your vids, and your awesome snowboarding skills! :)

[cubsfanjwk]

gotta love minecraft, lol

[ImpossibleWays]

Name it Temple of Asymetrical Doom!

[MistRVertexZ]

"why you Black?"

[jensaksel1]

John, use The Docm77's Texture Pack

[WeMakeVideos2]

@jensaksel1 He basically did, It was the same thing.

[kelohelo]

The person who disliked thought is was terraria WTF lol

[KELLYHD2010]

Hey John To Increase your vocabulary By a massive extent Try using the wiki :)

[Guldur15493]

looks awesome, make a lava moat around it? :)

[MistRVertexZ]

i demand likes..

[192dani]

I want the top comment ^^

[Nainz98]

John, use Dokucraft :)

[ckburnell]

1st one to shout BOOBS XD

[123dinidel]

use a nether portal for the door



[movieshop1000]

hey John :)

[NeverHood97]

feed the dogs

[RebuildReach]

12th view

[EmilsMC]

Hey :)

If you respond i will be very happy (sun) :)

[19bfrick94]

Who cares about place? xD

[TheSatanicme]

2nd

[35000vr]

@TheSatanicme ur not second i am u loser

[Minecraft360PCDude]

@35000vr

Your a Loser for spelling retartedly and thinking being second is awsome, Yes you, you are the loser

[Graveheart77]

@Minecraft360PCDude yeah, i agree with you

[bleach1279]

@TheSatanicme fail

[talescomana]

yayy

[35000vr]

2nd

[dangerranger1001]

1st