Why swearing is wrong

[TheTriangleOfDestiny]

what the fuck is wrong with this kid?

[snowboardfan102]

Really who gives a shit if people swear lol....

[einLesenderArbeiter]

a vagina full of aids isn't funny... but a "fagina" might be.

[Starfish5202]

You used sacred names in vain alot of time in this video! ETERNITY IN HELL!!!

(Commandment #3)

[Homicidally]

5:28

SOUNDS LIKE RAPE LOL

[AshIsAWolf]

You're a twat.

[edwardd6681]

nothing wrong with sinning

[x54xHantamachine]

Jesus knows when you are sleeping

He knows when you're awake

He knows when to sneak in your open garage and steal your bike for his kid back in Mexico

[microwavecookie]

yeah, I'm just going to fall over and shout SOUPSPOON!! (then I'd look retarded)

[MrMoomoo789]

are you fucking 5 fucking mrmoomoo789 damit

[dotZodiac]

Do people really not realize this guy is an epic troll?

[CMF03]

You say we are stupid for using the name 'Jesus' irrelevantly and distracting him, YOU'RE YOUTUBE NAME IS JESUSOPHILE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Also, his name is actually Joseph, Jesus is a mistranlation

[TheFubz]

@CMF03 lol i see what you did there :P

[2rainmalt]

@CMF03 jesus o phile just means he a friend of jesus.. from phila' ;friendhsip love

[TheCmoreButt]

-Stubs toe- JESUS FUCKING CHRIST !

[OLee82]

Talking like this you must have been the punching bag of every student at your school, which would explain all the godamn fucking bullshit you're talking. 

[devilshomie]

Think about this who made those words swear words what if tommorrow it was decided the word spoon was a swear word, why are they swear words anyways because they sound dirty

[freakstupid11]

very obviously a troll

[supaweeman]

is he fucking serious?

[justforthelulzzz]

And yes, I know I wasn't the first lol.

[justforthelulzzz]

Let me be the first to say...

FUCK SHIT CUNT COCK MOTHERFUCKER COCKSUCKER

....and tits.

[XxWalkWithTheDeadxX]

666 dislikes by chance i think not

[lrd9999]

I think people who swear should shove peanut butter up their spoon holes!

PS: Jesus's friends must think he has the worst fucking case of schizophrenia ever recorded!

[ojtheawesome]

Well this a fucking good video. I mean this is the shit. I dare anyone to bastardise this lovely bit of fucking awesomeness.

[Madkevin88]

If you think jesus would be annoyed by a sound effect like "shit" he might also be annoyed that he is the chosen bellhop for billions of shitty human prayers every second of his eternal life.

[Madkevin88]

Swear is a sound effect. If you really hate swears the only true way to eliminate them is to embrace them and they become meaningless. Look at the word "nigger" many black people use it and now its lost its original hateful meaning. If we teach everyone swears as everyday words then they will lose their impact. Implement them into the dictionary with simple meanings.

[wazdz]

Just because you look like Jesus, doesn't mean you know how he thinks. If he even cares what you say. And wouldn't you think a Almighty God that has been around forever should be able determine the difference between prayer and just shouting something.

[CannibalCorpzes]

he sure does like to spoon :L

[Draginvry2]

LOL 666 dislikes.

Satan is at work to stop the good message of Jesusophile.

[RubixChE3se]

why swearing is wrong...hmmm.....FUCK SHIT CUNT ANAL TIT FAGGOT DICK PUSSY ASSHOLE STUPID MOTHER FUCKING ANAL SUCKING BARBERSTRISIN.....woah that was cool:D

[coops2403]

666 dislikes... well played Satan.

[MrRagweed]

thanks for the video bro!! keep it up! :))

[nhbiker1961]

Jesus Fucking Christ, what a dumb ass

[jpmarks1980]

jesus is like" god i wish this guy would shut the fuck up"

[jpmarks1980]

oh wait not fuckhead spoon

[jpmarks1980]

fuckhead spoon

[skipieclifford]

666 dislikes mannnn

[bridgettedunn]

People just like to laugh. Actually AIDS prefers the anus since it is lined with tiny blood vessels. It is wrong for people to make fun of you just because your grammar and education don't catch up to the points you are trying to make. People should encourage you to go in the right directions since at least you are trying to think.

I will gladly agree with you that cursing sounds ignorant if used excessively and inappropriately. That has nothing to do with religion or non-religion.

[redmirror78]

@bridgettedunn he's obviously joking.

[badzulu44]

dirt spoon, hay spoon, pineapple spoon, porcupine spoon, tomato spoon, burrito spoon, sewer spoon, lion spoon, paint spoon

[RichardTeh3rd]

jesus didnt speak english lol

[MrTank116]

sorry jesus im doing a video right now... i'll talk to you later

[Benjamin2u33]

"Jesus" might wanna invest in a call blocker

and also "Jesus" seems like a needy teenager...like father like son

[Tsukasa298]

what if i use all the words?

[natosh187]

your so cute

[prophetofdoom]

"AIDS likes being in a vagina" brilliant

[TheBargar]

I DONT WANT THIS PEANUT BUTTER, IT TASTE LIKE FUCKING SHIT...

[TheBargar]

So when you walking down the street, and some one shouts " loser " do you turn and look! ?

[TheBargar]

No they are not laughing at your video they are laughing at you, cos your a prick.... spoon, honey spoon, erm erm peanut butter, and FUCK OFF COCK CUNT SHIT DICK TABLE ASS, CUM TITS.

[Delt9nine]

"there are so many words you can use.......um,um,um,um,um,um,..­.spoons"

you are a moron.

[TheBargar]

@Delt9nine I have just given you thumbs up, or even spoon up...

[alphaenemy]

Please stop speaking for God. I mean, I know he did a terrible job himself the first time, but you probably shouldn't take it upon yourself to be his spokesmodel. Just not a wise decision.

[Nesninja85]

LEAFS? DID YOU SERIOUSLY JUST SAY LEAFS?

[Nesninja85]

You can't "receive" aids dipshit. You receive HIV, you aren't doing yourself any favors sounding like a complete moron.

[XenonDiosmitide]

Ooooooooooo!!! You said condoms!!! OMG you're going to die in hell!!!! And you said VAGINA omg omg omg!!1

[andydoyle6616]

Holy mother of Mary (in case your catholic) holy jesus fucking Christ god you are one cretinous imbecile. You verminous pitiful being you really struggled with your so acclaimed diverse lexis there. When "god" (notice no caps yes blasphemy again) made you did he have a couple of beers because your about as Intelligent as a service station pastry.

[Meridius95]

Must be a troll it just has to be. Either that or this guy is just a JOKE. A BIG FUCKING JOKE HAHA. OH MY GOD. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST. FUCKING HELL. GOD FUCKING DAMN IT.

[MrxChow]

Jesus. I want to honeyspoon with you (;

[kpede1]

wait...i know logic too!!

AIDS likes being in a vagina...and I like being in a Vagina...so i am AIDS then?

[jumpingmap]

Oh Tea Spoon!! Spoon wise!! haha this guy is AWESOME!!! Im with ya man.

[Thatoneguy5439]

Don't worry you fucker I'll swear enough for the fucking both of us man I got our asses covered.

[jamesdragonforce]

Yes man, the roof of your house as well as the sky above heard you say jesus FUCKING CHRIST. We swear because we know those words are very strong and we use them to express strong feelings.

[FromTheTopOfMyLungs]

So when i hurt myself extremely bad in anger im supposed to scream out RUBIX CUBE SPOON SPOON SWINE PEANUT BUTTER HAREM HEDGEGHOG FIRE LEASH SEVENTEEN SDLKFJ:SDJ:F ? im sorry but none of these express the pain im in.

[zytigon]

You should look at your friend appleseedeon's video about alternatives to swearing. He's got the knack. I think the key point is to be specific and comment on the action / idea in terms of your emotions / feelings. e.g" I'm so upset that you did that, please don't do it again. I strongly disagree with that point you made." I would rather hear, "I'm f****** furious" than "oh sugar". The former show emotional literacy. p.s Check out author Robert M Price, the master of the Bibleverse

[ddduuurrrppp]

okay well u sir can go table yourself see it just dosnt work... forest off.... your a table cat jesus ignored me now i denion him... o wait i always new it was bullshit.... u were bullyed by getting attintion in highschool lol lisen to some punk music rise against support christain try there song survive its a message u need to get

[ddduuurrrppp]

okay well u sir can go table yourself see it just dosnt work... forest off.... your a table cat jesus ignored me now i denion him... o wait i always new it was bullshit

[ddduuurrrppp]

aid like being in a vagina..... HI my name is AIds

[satochi08]

HAHAAHHAAAAAA

YOU ARE THE BEST MAAAAAAAAAAAAAN! XD

[laserindie]

Pew's law at it's best

[JAB63096]

I've never laughed so God Damn mother(Teressa)fucking hard! Great fucking video. You should be on Comedy Central.

[JapePissoff]

Aids likes being in a vagina? :D

[tehrulez]

PHUK PHUK PHUK PHUK PHUK

[GreenSight201]

ok I dont say jesus damn it and if god and jesus is real and the he is a nice guy so why would he become angry

[GreenSight201]

fuck shit ass damn

and mainly GOD DAMN IT

[MrMentix]

u are a 17 rubixcube swine table!!!!

[metalhottie44]

JUST TO LET YOU KNOW IT HAS BEEN PROVIN THAT SWEARING IS A GREAT WAY TO MANAGE PAIN AND RELIEVE STRESS!!!!

[RottenFilth666]

Goddamn mother fucker jesus fucking Christ bitch cunt

[TheBowlofGravy]

im glad you got fucking picked on in school

[JordanRcc]

I love you



[drmguphy]

FUUUUUCK YOU

[1deidrich]

Il stick a spoon up your ass!!

[mezcallll]

Is this guy taking the fucking piss? If so well done you had me, If not then your a cunt.

[inflames006]

as an educated person, this is embarassing to watch, but i guess it gives a good laugh

i don't know if this is serious but you sound like a little kid trying to reason out something...

you guess that Jesus gets annoyed in certain circumstances and you make him sound like a little puppy or a really desperate person

like when you call his name he gets excited to hear what you have to say... yet then you even said that he knows what you're doing at all times, so how do you reconcile that?

strange..

[WhoSaidLOL]

Where did god come from?

[peeceluver1]

fuck shit pussy ass mother fucking damn bitch bitch damn mother fucking ass pussy shit fuck cunt

[MySpaceBarsBroken0o]

So if I was to stub my toe and yell Jesus Christ, but follow up with a prayer that's fine right?

[facefullofme]

Wow you guys are really immature.

[Frank1984ish]

Cunt, shit, piss. Dont tell me how to express my self. YOU R An IDIOT !

[Bluebelle9289]

Who do you know that Jesus thinks that swearing is wrong? Did you talk to Jesus personally and ask "Is swearing wrong?" Swearing is good for you. It's fun and it relieves stress. The problem is that most people don't know how to swear or when to swear. Swearing is a dying art, just like painting and traditional animation.

[alexiskiddify]

too baaad jesus isn't real.

[materthemasterbaiter]

HOLY SONEY SPOON! I STUBBED MY TOE AND IT HURTS LIKE PEANUTBUTTER!!!

[YoungBloodGamer]

ANYTHING WILL BECOME A "SWEAR" WORD WHEN GIVEN A NEGATIVE CONNOTATION, AND EXCEPTED BY THE MASSES YOU FUCK NUT. ALSO IT'S GREAT TO KNOW YOU KNOW HOW JESUS FEELS. YOU CAN'T BE NICE AND TOUGH.

[YoungBloodGamer]

ANYTHING WILL BECOME A "SWEAR" WORD WHEN GIVEN A NEGATIVE CONNOTATION, AND EXCEPTED BY THE MASSES YOU FUCK NUT. ALSO IT'S GREAT TO KNOW YOU KNOW HOW JESUS FEELS.

[silverjoshxboxlive]

this is a great video. thanks for showing me this from a different perspective.

[zedgery]

godverdomme!



[SethHisoka]

Just curious.

If Jesus wanted to have sex with you, would you accept?

[SethHisoka]

I thought he said Penis Butter.

*facepalm*

[TomoTheGuitarMan]

Fuck man, wish my vocabulary was as rich as your's; spoons and tables!? Shit! Perhaps just tone down a bit on the use of complex words.

[PenguinPownage]

the aids likes to be in a vagina

[TheElimin80r]

No you should say firetruck!

[zhengmichael20]

This guy doesn't even believe in God.

[Caffiend160]

"A vagina full of AIDS"

Hahahahahahhahahahahaha

[Rrtor]

"A vagina is a good AIDS-receiver"

That's gold

[the1stcow]

fuck:O

[the1stcow]

fuck

[the1stcow]

penis

[mae1st]

get some help

[TheSicInMe]

a vagina full of aids... just sounds too funny to take you serious. its not like a box full of clothes!

spoon spoon spoon spoon spoon spoon spoon. AND THATS JUST THE SPOONS! UMM UMMM UMMM UMM UMM... 17... sauce... hawk... making all these up... ummm... leaves.... CAN... knives... scissors... i had scissors... fork... spoon... we're back at spoon...

i have just subscribed.

[bignewf]

Hilarious!!!

Thanks for the chuckle .. I needed it.

Religion (organized or otherwise) is the most harmful thing that has ever happened to mankind. Get your heads out of the first century and join us in the twenty first century.

[unholysniper25]

jesus christ this is bullshit. (:

[lunaticescaped]

Amazing next time I'm mad I will call some one a table.

[patrioticguy100]

Dear Jesus, if you could rapture up all the conservatives as soon as possible, that would be fantastic. Amen.

[Meth0us]

HAHA. This guy is so retarded he doesn't even know how stupid he really is.... HAHAHAHAHA

[MrJanobala]

LOL I AM SAVING THIS TO MY FUNNY PLAYLIST. WOW R U KIDDING ME!?

[slippedonturd]

Wait, I still don't understand, is this guy serious or is he a comedian?

[LakaiGuy931]

@slippedonturd comedian. He's actually atheist mirroring christians

[ashbringsthepartyy23]

either way, it's a word used to express your anger...so what you're really just doing is making spoon and every other word used in this context a bad word as well!

[safewityoux]

i like this video very much! i do the same when i´m angry .. i say cup a soup or schnitzel! it helps and it feels good to do that and not to say al that bad words! :)

[sadiel1]

yours videos are awesome,i know that jesus exist because i had talked to him(i'm not kidding).

[LadyDoloris]

Spoon you :)

[HanitpalSingh]

what the spoon is ur silly forest saying????

[olyaliza797]

Jesus Christ, Don't you ever shut the FK up??

[olyaliza797]

Jesus Christ, Don't you ever shut the FK up??

[coolbeans278]

its easy for that part of the woman to get infected by aids as the blood cells are very close to the skin of the vaginal wall. yeah basic biology lesson. Condoms are good for protection but its not 100 percent meaning there is a chance they can rip tear what have you during sex..still using is better than not using if you choose to have sex. Spoon is not a bad word, i like using a spoon to eat my ice cream. GD ( gosh darn it, god damn it, Great Dog, ect.), OMG (oh my goodnes, oh my god.)

[Katey2004]

Wow, talk about a lack of maturity. Seriously people, grow up.

[coolbeans278]

@Katey2004 i would have to say to this guy....how can he know what jesus is feeling? Also while there is proof of some amount that there was a person named jesus but no proof he was an actual son of god. so its all based on myth and faith so if someone else who is not of this same young man's beliefs instead believes in swearing, sex without a condom...well that is their choice. heck even in the bible the idea was that god gave us all the ability to choose so we could choose to love him.

[TheTerrurist]

"Fuck off Jesus i'm just doing a video"

[SuperGenrok]

"Having a vagina full of AIDS is not funny."

XD

[KrazyKazooie]

Spoon you Jesu! Spoon you in my anus. hnnnnnnnngggggg~

[cubfan1818]

I'm a Jew. Why should I not use Jesus' name in vain, since I don't believe he is of much significance whatsoever?

[qwertyn1nja]

@cubfan1818 Well it would only apply to Christians.

[jongeno92]

YES!!! This is hilarious, IT JUST MAKES SO MUCH SENSE!!!

[GabrielGaleano]

Dude. You're so fucking FUNNY!!!! JESUS FUCKING CHRIST! I have never laughed so HARD! HOLY SHIT! Fucking Jesus cunting hell!

[MeetTheCryptid]

You the most amazing troll ever. Long live Jesusophile!

[nebulousJames12345]

how many ears does Jesus have?

[ryuukatamura]

Cuffbuttons is the best swear word ever.

[missbabydollbuck]

Fuck GOD DAMN shit asssssssssssssss hole...............bitch ass mother fucking dick sucking ass hole. HAHA take that you stupid ass. Get a life and get the fuck off youtube!!

[WorldOfPsych]

Jesus, is that you?

[TheCaptainLulz]

Jesus fucked gods left testicle and both of them got aids.

[De4sher]

you're a bad troll...

[LynxRecover]

He listens to the prayer and continues not to answer it...

[LynxRecover]

Please please please be a joke.

[Fatal548]

im gonna dip my dingle dongle in your mums sponge cake then take my dingle dongle out and shove it in her mouth and make her swallow the gravy then eat her cat.

[dylank007]

I cunt hear ur video twhat are you saying in it I think I have an ear infucktion ill finger it out later

[howstupid411]

@dylank007 ROFL!!!!! XD

[missbabydollbuck]

@dylank007 lol love it!!

[calyphus]

Jesus Hussein Christ! God Almighty! When you get to the bit about how it hurts to be nailed to a cross ("Think of what Jesus did for you... it hurts.") I immediately flashed on a thought; "Who really respects a masochist?"

Christianity is very sadomasochistic at its core.

[Fatal548]

@calyphus rofl dude its ironic - he's a troll and just having a laugh..

god some people are dumb.. lmfao

[ApocalypticCarnage13]

well know that i know what annoys jesus. Im going to name my son jesus christ just to piss off your god. ;]

[ApocalypticCarnage13]

Aids isnt funny? Dont you watch south park?

[SaikoroGimps]

Jesus is too high maintanance.

[DemonHunter7609]

*someone punches me in the face* I DON'T WANT THIS

*falls off bike and rolls down the hill* PEANUT BUTTER! PEANUT BUTTER! PEANUT BUTTER!

WTF= What the Fork?

[AtopLeap]

Every swear word is what it is because of what it means. Every profane word basically means "(Insert random insult here)". That is why most people find it offensive. They are MEANT to be offensive.

[MrBreakaface]

AIDS LOVE VAGINAS

[torchwoodlurve]

you're either a genius comedian or incredibly incredibly ridiculously incredulously unfathomably unbelievably stupid. i cant decide. god help me (chuckles because there is no god there is no jesus there is nothing listening hahahahah)

[2nDoppelganger]

Amen brutha. Let's not annoy Jesus lest he go back to his crazy Old Testament days lol

[3eneboy]

awwwh no naughty words! =[

okey then... i want to bijingle your bijangle ;)

[CapitolaBoy]

AH! PEANUT BUTTER! LOL!

[Eyeballll4]

SWEARING IS A WAY TO LET OUT ANGER RATHER THAN USING VIOLENCE YOU SILLY FUCK!!! ANYONE WHO DOESN'T GET ANGRY AT TIMES IS NOT HUMAN!! MOST OF THE TIME PEOPLE CAN HOLD IT IN BUT SOMETIMES SWEARING IS USED INSTEAD OF VIOLENCE!!!

[moldypeach]

look within, don't worry about other people.

[AceTheSalmon]

I don't want to start a flamewar, but I think swearing is acceptable only so long as you're not putting anyone down or disrespecting others. I mean, I think it is rude and low class to swear all the time, but if society could realize it's not a bad thing in general, which will never happen, then it would be alright. 

[username9555]

SPOON-WISE!!!!

[shrikechan]

Right then, next time I stub my toe I'm going to scream "Do not want!" 

[Eyeballll4]

@shrikechan

The guy's a fucking joker. Next time I stub my toe I'm going to say "cock sucking dirty little cunt!! fuck you WALL!!!!" Then I'll feel better.

[javierblkdeth]

Well, now I'm certain, this guy's a troll. And a jesusing good one.

[LoZWWisawesome]

17. Sauce. Rubix Cube. :>

[R4yz00r]

Where I come from we usually don't use words or names that are symbolic to good things with bad events or happenings, and the other way around. But the logic in people using god or jesus when they hurt themself is because I dont think the devil (or a spoon if you like) will stop the pain. Its said that god has the power to heal. Dont you pray for the pain to stop sometimes? And if you dont want to missuse the gods or his sons name, why are you using that nickname? Isn't that kind of controvercy?

[ponkadolz]

@R4yz00r because he's a troll, that's why

[icekinga18]

that part about jesus and god always watching you proves that they are perverts because that means that they also watch you when ur in the bathroom and taking a shower and getting undressed. so in reality, ur so called "god" and "jesus" want to jizz all over your face, which makes them gay, WHICH is against the religion. so that means that god and jesus are going to hell

[E34BMW535i]

how could anyone thumb this video down?

[Suertsje]

XD  je moet dat op een t-shirt zetten: "AIDS likes being in a vagina"

[LoZWWisawesome]

@Suertsje I'd buy that. :>

[Suertsje]

@LoZWWisawesome XD me too!