Machete Trailer

[HSTcallum]

hold down 7...

[RammuDK]

So bad, it's awesome! :-D

[Audi0Phil]

Funniest shit i ever saw in life :D

[MistaMase102]

thumbs up if dj hazard's tune brought you here..

[paintballer4life105]

"God has mercy, I don't" I love that

[UnfortunateClick]

RATED M FOR MACHETE

[imdrzoidberg]

seriously guys,were you expecting something deep or mindfuckingly coherent when you saw the trailer?,i expected a greasy burger,i got it and i was satisfied,,

[domenico897]

This movie looks bad but awesome at the same time

[The0rangePanda]

Wtf I don't get it, this movie was terrible I would rather watch Animal porn. Why did it get such good ratings? Is it so bad that its funny? And is that why it makes it good? I don't get it.. please someone help

[KaguyaShenku0]

Why would you censor it!?!?

[Organdonator]

@KaguyaShenku0 else people would cry and youtube would remove..

[fitomoreno20]

RATED X

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[Caanos88]

Finally somebody finally kicks Steven Siegals ass lol..

[mrgb46]

Love the trailer,but the movie itself,I liked bits and pieces.Could have done without Lindsay Lohan and Jessica Alba.Could have done without so much CGI..Would've been a lot better if it was more like a grindhouse movie--no special effects,no quick cuts.

[Absaki]

Yeah, it's good, just that in this "trailer" it is clips from other movies, and you just took random clips from the movie and put them together. This vid sucks

[adriansavany]

@Absaki What are you talking about. It's the original trailer. As is.

[BlauRFasan]

Action , Suspense , Emotion - > Violence,Violence and Violence , i love this movie !

[ZomberWomber]

anyone else reminded of call of the dead?

[y2j456]

What kind of shitty movie theater were u in?

[killercwyl]

call of the dead(black ops zombies)any 1?

[ash9999]

The point of machete was meant to be a bad movie...it's one of those if u take it seriously then u going to have problems....it's was grindhouse which was the same meant to have problems...just enjoy yr self...

[STONEDdaniel]

whats the song at the very beginning?

[ElTresDeMayo1808]

I posted a TRIBUTE to Robert Rodriguez called "Rebel Without A Crew" as a videoresponse.

Please watch it sometime and tell me if you like it.

Robert Rodriguez is one of the last good New-Generation-Directors next to Richard Linklater, Quentin, Spike Lee and so on.

[homobohemicus]

rather a cheesy film and exceptionally embarrassing for seagal as well

[microspect]

@homobohemicus

You obviously are a humorless clove.

[illuminatijews]

Gone with the pope is a way better trailer.

[DMG125]

@1:30 LOL XD

[arod8022]

Machete don't text!

[hallaven1992]

idc about the breast censors man i'm not gonna be able to finish wacking off to that in 6 seconds anyways...

[janmolimor]

Tu respuesta es lo más ridículo que he visto, esta basura de humorístico no tiene nada. Qué defensa más pobre para una película deplorable que hace alarde de la violencia más desmedida. Qué pobres argumentos, y qué es eso de que el mundo no se acaba?? El día que dejemos de asquearnos con este tipo de porquerías, es cuando hayamos perdido la última pizca de sentido común....

[janmolimor]

Qué asco de película...!!! Si lo que quieren es sensibilizar sobre la problemática de los inmigrantes, es la forma más estúpida de hacerlo, por qué las películas sobre este tema tienen que ser tan sucias, tan violentas, tan sangrientas?? Da una imagen equivocada de los latinos porque no todos somos ni mexicanos, ni ignorantes, ni delincuentes. Qué mal que actores tan reconocidos se hayan prestado a esta porquería. Y Lindsay besándose con ese MONSTRUO, QUÉ ASCO!!!!!!

[BluelightSpike]

@janmolimor

En primera, esta pelicula no fué diseñada para concientizar a las personas, puesto que esta hecha bajo un sello meramente humoristico.

En segunda, el mismo estilo de la pelicula esta basado en la satira y la burla... No esta hecha para tomarse enserio.

Tranquilo(a), el mundo no se acaba.

[folladordeprostis]

@BluelightSpike Robert rodriguez hizo esta pelicula como "x joder" jajajajaj y esta entretenida

[g2kmaster]

The actual film isn't all that bad. Just wait for the director's cut and give it another try.

[spy6ter]

@g2kmaster lol i loved this movie...ITS EPIC

[Polarcupcheck]

Movie is complete garbage. A total waste of time. Go watch Desperado if you haven't seen it.

[asuperglide]

Best Machete killing movie I've seen yet. Will there be a sequel?.

[themitch1966]

There used to be an old theater in Abilene Texas called The Metro. They showed bad/good films like this.They also used that same(or very similar) Coming Soon/Feature Presentation acid trip thing. If anyone on here is from A-Town and remember The Metro, give my comment a thumbs up/

[lirannine]

if cheech marin was a real priest i would stop being an athiest and turn christain!

[ManiacSerialKilleR]

They just fucked with the wrong mexican.....Epic line

[youjeff92]

hahah what?!! the majority of this trailor doesnt make sense!!!! haha i havent seen the film but it looks brootal

[mrdenistron]

whats the name of the song when show lindsay lohan ?

[diegolmedo]

i think machete could be better with this actors.. and no the famous one.

[MHLoto]

@ChablesMan I think he should have had that bitchin coat in the actual movie.

But no, because the trailer didn't have Lindsay Lohan XD

[ikambor]

does anyone think that a few crazy mexicans might get an idea to start killing white people?? just saying if it where the other way around,, everyone would be screaming to ban the movie,, being that it deals with an actual political issue,, and now that the democrats and the media all blamed sarah palin,, for the tuscon shooting

[daikaos1]

@ikambor

noma, que pendejadas dices, matar gente blanca, si ya ustedes solos se matan, tontos

[Machinetti]

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[ChablesMan]

Anyone else think the original trailer was better than the actual movie?

[crowdsurfkitten]

@ChablesMan although the movie was pretty good!

[josh924]

@ChablesMan It totally is. The movie is alright, but its definitely Robert Rodriguez's worst movie so far.

[alucard624]

@ChablesMan Yep. The original trailer was awesome, but the actual film just didn't quite live up to it IMO. Frankly, if Rodriguez had kept the movie more in line with how grungy and the down and dirty vibe the trailer had I would have liked it more. No big name stars, and more like Desperado in terms of how indie that film felt.

[folladordeprostis]

@ChablesMan The movie was ok,you were expecting a masterpiece or something??

[ChablesMan]

@folladordeprostis Yes. Yes I was.

[passerv]

@ChablesMan

it is because this trailer is too good

[Audi0Phil]

@ChablesMan

Jea... its sad that the movie could not keep up with the trailer ... than it would have been a genius masterpiece ...

but what to expect of a movie with Jessica Alba ...

[MrEsekaka]

theres so many parts from the trailer that werent in the movie

[dapithapon]

the nude bitches, one of the best bitches ever. I saw the tits before from another YT video

[darkeagle8]

machete dont text

[gdoss108]

What began as a beautiful Tarantino/Rodriguez fake trailer becomes a legendary 2010 feature film that no one saw. Just so you know. It is fucking awesome.

[TINP]

169 people fucked with the wong mexican.

[blueangel7883]

Garbage

[jamille5150]

@Truthseeker1891 its the original trailer from the grindhouse movies they censored the breasts youtube had nothing to do with it

[onfrancois]

shittest movie ever ,with good actors? WTF

[PulpFictionized]

What the fuck? No fucking nudity? It's fucking covered up with those damned black bars? Last time I saw it, I fucking saw them 100 % boobies! Now this shit turns up? I was getting excited for that part too. >:D

[bigmathafaka]

@PulpFictionized RIGHT! WTF? I WANTED TO SEE SOME FINE ASS TIGHT WHITE WOMAN TITS

[leviterande]

definetely a special film not very good but funny as hell at times

[Skateoftheunion]

@leviterande That's the point. It's an homage to Grindhouse movies.

[MrInamorta1]

Lindsay Lohan boobs, I almost came on that part

[sssamsss8]

awesome



[incaoutburst]

This narrator guy for the trailer... I feel like I've heard it like a 1000 times before.

[MrPgmf]

@incaoutburst : he s the boss from team america . . i think. . 

[magma5555]

Please father, have mercy ! - God has mercy, I don't. - BLAM! 

[StarWarsFan786]

Cool film!

[antokbourg]

c'est celle de planete terreur elle est mieux

[adiadv10]

I love Quentin Tarantino. When I first saw this during the "intermission" of Death Proof/Planet Terror, I LMAO.

[kuraneko80]

@Truthseeker1891

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[hundredsofthem]

2:25 shotgun fired with one hand equals no recoil, lol. It was funny to see this trailer and notice all the scenes they had changed a bit in the recent full movie.

[kuraneko80]

@Truthseeker1891 Man, this is from the Grindhause series. Don't have to take this movie seriously. If you look after the other Grindhouse movies, you'll see that all is the same kind satyristyc parody of the '80s action and horror movies. And this is not the foult of the Youtube. This is the foult of Quentin Tarantino. God bless him.

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[seby918]

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[zeusfloreus]

man he's ugly....lol....



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[airborne373]

This movie SUCKED!

[bayareamayne]

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[etnavs]

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[Thisnamewontbetaken]

oh cool.... a bunch of mexicans killing white ppl.

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[MacLOUD150]

Looks pretty GORY. And OLD.

[EvilGenius666666]

I saw this video on the planet terror dvd and I was very disappointed when they said that it was just video "for the fun" (not a real movie). I hoped for months that they would change their mind and... god actually heard my voice (or has "mercy"?!)

I think the new trailer is not as good as this one, which is one of the BEST trailers ever (I'm laughing each time) - If you like this kind of stuff, see the hillarious movie "Commando", by example.

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[snerd8]

lol that angel voice at the priest cocking the shotguns

[promullet]

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[MrYoda9966]

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[turbobaba68]

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[Dyjuce]

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[dezgog]

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[jimmyskingraffiti]

he shoots the bad guys he gets the woman

[mishkebobo]

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[MGLbatbold]

the trailer and the film is different. they changed some scenes.

[omibijar]

A+ movie 10/10

I love all of Rodriguez's movies.

I just wish they didn't take out some of the scenes like when he has the whole trench coat full of machetes, when he throws the machete towards the camera, when padre shoots that car that explodes, when he kills the bald guy with the tablesaw, and when he kills Tito Larriva

Good movie for the whole family!!

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[blix990]

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[porrsmurfen]

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[Midori0Neko]

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[wookovar]

Machete don't text. Machete improvise.

[Nebuchadnezzaurus]

I just love the retro-style presentation in the beginning and end of the trailer!

[Raylet2]

Whats with the trailer? its like it was filmed in the 70s..

[Spartazora]

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[gizme123]

this film seems childish so i pass

[tiagocampos26]

"God has mercy...I don't"

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[dianitapilla]

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[Hoady101]

they just fucked with the wrong mexican