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  • U suck

  • Ah yes real nice, real horrowshow. I don't quite pony the issue though, oh my brothers.

  • XD He will rule the cincinati area!

  • I know Shadow Hare. He would kick your ass!

  • hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahaahaha

  • i cant stand fat or chubby people trying to be super heros. there fucken wanabees and they dont even know how to fight, i'm a black belt, ive been free running since i was 12 and became a black belt at 15. im 22 now. im fit and it just makes me feel bad for them cuz what they have a costume and rome the streets. nice. GOOD JOB

  • @kohji112 hey man, there's nothin' wrong with overweight people, (i'm not,) but my sensei is. he brings back gold every ompetition and he's like 55. Heavy and old and still kicks ass. I don't know what the fuck you're sayin'. And the shadow hair probably can't fight either, so weight makes no difference.

  • this is stupid hes got no life and he looks like in the back ground he lives with his parents

  • By the way guys.... There's some that actually have abilities in which likely most of you, would never grow to understand. Especially if your not 100% in control of your brain... By the way its possible to gain that much control over your brain. Consider remembering one thought and at the same time two then three, four, five and so forth... I dare you to get to 100 and be able to retrace and see outcomes of situations in your mind in a second and selecting the best choice one after another!

  • @XystanceXX187 and then what?

  • Just so you guys know shadow hare is part of a super hero group that actually has been in existence for over 10 years since before "Kick-Ass*2010*" was even thought of? So if you guys think this is a bite off right off the movie your wroooooong....

  • i guess every hero has to have an arch nemesis for batman its joker for superman its lex luther and for shaddow hare its the notorious high noon tortoise

  • WHAT GARBAGE

  • Wow man...how totally lame...ever considered getting laid or something?

  • Heard some guy named BitchTits is out for him. You should watchout shadow hare.

  • @lightgrenades11 heh, i think his name is robert paulson.

  • dude going to get clapped fucking around downtown kids stupid thinking he's going to do something with pepper spray

  • ok... i hope u don't move like a tortoise or u'll never be able to accomplish any criminal acts... lol

  • your cruisin for a bruisin bro

  • A GREEN SHIRT AND GREEN BANDANA DOES NOT MAKE YOU A VILLAIN, IT MAKES YOU PART OF A RIP OFF CRIPS/BLOODS GANG!

  • nah dude, it's cool. Doctor Doom will rise AND DESTROY THESE PATHETIC SUPER HEROES. FALL BEFORE DOOM! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA! <3

  • LOL

  • wtf more freaks haha

  • LMFAO

  • GOOOOOOOO SHADOW HARE!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Shadowhares name is Cleveland Cummings people. Hes a dork mr tortoise

  • Dude, all the FBI has to do is trace your IP address, you douche bag.

  • @gman2152 then again..why bother..they know its not real and it a joke

  • @gman2152 I have the oddest feeling that you are the only one feeling threatened by this video.

  • May I join u plz sir!? The first time I saw shadow hare I knew my purpose in life was to beat him up!

  • Lol. Shadow Hare has no time for little children like you....

  • I hope that Shadow Hare responds. I'd like to see them slap each other to death.

  • i love this shit

  • LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL PAHAHAHAHAHAHAH LOOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

  • fucking hell you scared the life out of me

  • Kick-Ass kinda got to some people...

  • shadowhares pretty fucking is he a joke because I cant belive a retard will do something like this

  • shadow hare would make a mess of you

  • LOL!! This is great. Keep up the great work, heroes and "villains".

  • Shadow hare is legit.. Tortoise is a cool super villian. but i'm pretty sure The Hare isn't playing around. and will own you

  • i wanna be a hero when im 18

  • Im a superhero myself ill bring u 2 justice!!!!

  • OH GOD DON'T LOITER IN MY CONVENIENCE STORE!! NNNOOOOOO!

  • HOLY TURTLE SOUP SHADOW HARE, THIS GUYS GUNNA LOITER!!!

  • quit doing that or I will bring justice

  • this is okay. but when they become the joker.....that will make me mad

  • @TheFilmshack But that's when it get REALLY entertaining. 8-}

  • Hahahahahaha!!!!!! SOOOO STUPID!!!

  • lol nice

  • Lmao!

  • Isn't shadow hare a wannabe haha you all are retarded

  • LOL HIGH NOON TORTOISE!

  • dont listen to him shadow hare evan if he's just messing around dont reveal your identity what ever you do

  • @ucantw84inspiration even* not evan u fucking tard, and it's whatever* one word, again...fucking retarded

  • @wiiman0001 You stupid fucking dumass that was my little brother talking he was on my acount you idiot..Why don't you think of something better to do than to insult kids on the internet?Get a fucking life.

  • @wiiman0001 u stupid fucking son of a freak what the fuck is wrong with you?he's 10 years old and what age are you?what kind of sad fucking bastard are you,looking up little cartoons on the internet at your age.oh my god,I've accualy just realised I feel sorry for you.please get some help or talk to a member of family about your troubles ,and stop abusing children on the web to make yourself feel big. my best regards to you.

  • @ucantw84inspiration oh by the way love ya too babes lol

  • -.-..........................

  • Oh wow... i Just heard about this shadow hare guy today! I Can't believe someone is doin this stuff here in natti xP

  • u suck shadow hare owns i hope he kicks your wana be ass fagget

  • can you supervillan hok me up with some prime weed?

    PS: why dont the super heros ride bikes? they would sweep more ground in less time and energy, plus they would save the planet by not using oil. do you think they are vegans as well? interesting.

  • @rootsradicals87 Good idea but their capes would get stuck in the spokes. Thus putting a damper on their heroic activities.

  • Oh God, not LOITERING!?!?!?

  • oke, this is so gay. the suite not nice. but the voice nice.

  • Your lame, Shadowhare will totally pwn you for this!!!

  • well i guess thats works in cinncinati but were i com from ppl have guns lol

  • @cj2fly15823 Oh we have guns but they are mostly used by our cops to kill black suspects. 

  • @bartov hahahahahaahah no no thats not funny

  • @drkjaw07 How many cities in the United States can say they had a race riot in the 21st Century. I am proud to say my beloved city of Cincinnati did. Come for the chili stay for the rubber bullet in the chest.

  • @cj2fly15823 Oh no no no see ha ha in Cincinnati people get shot for looking a people sad but true that's why my ass stays in nky ahahah i mean Cincinnati is a crazy ass city and all thats over there is drugs,murders and psychopaths and may God be the folks who live over there and have to deal with all the punks that are a part of the problem . and this fool in the vid hahahhahah sad...

  • @cj2fly15823 actually i'm suprised that shadow hare has not been shot yet, cincinnati is ranked 11 on the fbi's deadliest cities of america 

  • hahahah genius

  • i think he got trapped on hes nutz no he talk like that

  • I'd find you nerds and beat the shit outta both of you.

  • @TheSideShort What was the fucking point of that? Does it make you feel big to threaten people over the internet?

  • @seeqer66 Hahaha I was done with this video since like FOREVER. Bro,not just the internet,A couple of friends and I left a bar and saw this one comic book lunatic forcing us not to drive drunk and call a taxi,so we beat the shit out of him and drove drunk anyway. These nerds need to fucking step up to reality. That bitch tried pepper spray,OOOoo so heroic.

  • @TheSideShort Oh okay, just so it's real clear you're an ass. I wish I'd been there. I'd have kicked the shit out of you.

  • This is just sad.........

    I mean, what's the point? Shadow Hare is trying to bring justice to his town, what're you trying to do?

    Btw, Shadow Hare would pwn your ass.

  • @BigDaddyOfJustice It's called parody, dipshit. If you're taking anyone in a silly costume calling themselves either superheroes or villains then you're missing the point of this video entirely.

    Also, "pwn"? Shadowhare weights 90lbs. The only thing he's "pwnt" is his poor broken stomach.

  • @GroddGuerrilla Taking anyone seriously, I mean.

  • I'm sorry...what? couldnt understand you

  • since shadow hare was touched in his no no place as a child wouldn't a good villain name for the shadow hare be "The Molestor" or "Uncle McFistyGrab"???

  • Dude... if they really fight i need to see that on youtube. MY MONEYS ON SHADOW HARE!!!!!

  • Shadow Hare is going to fuck you up!

  • LOL i may have stumbled on the funniest shit on you tube...dummies who think they're superhero's. AWESOME. they should really fight

  • you can never beat shadow hare, everone knows the good guy always wins, BAKA! XD

  • HAHAHAHA a joke of a villian to match a pitiful joke of a hero nice

  • Shadowhare is just a scared little punk. I wish you luck in trying to call him out. If you are looking for him, may i suggest have someone look in the gay bars..lol

  • i would ike to be a super hero

  • loiter? thats kinda gay

  • LOL! FUCKING LOL!

  • the turtle jokes were funny. and the vids in the back were A nice touch. and the fact that you took the time to do the audio but were too lazy to pick out a better outfit. priceless!!

  • wow ur fuckin lame and as for shadow hare don't worry ur little shell about him. his demise is nigh.

  • This is the dumbest fucking shit I have ever seen.

  • Geek!

  • GET A JOB!!!!

  • LMAO

  • I laughed hard.

  • youse guys are raving idiots you knoe.....woot

  • I bet this guy pussed out of everything he said. I bet he walked into a 7-11 in this get-up, screaming "I'M THE HIGH NOON TORTOISE!", got some looks and snickers, and walked out.

  • LOL!!!!LOL!!!!rolls on the floor!LOL!!! gets back up onto the chair then falls over again!LOL!!!

  • Oh Snap! Shadow Hare will have your ass for this!

  • @loadedtomcat yeah with his sandwitches of helpnessness

  • come on too much super heroes shows

    come on shadow hare is something...... but this is too much people calling out saying that will discover his identity only too have something to do in their lives come on. shadow hare is a great person and is kind of a hero but to get villians come on.

    people you..... high moon turd get a live....

    you too phycho187.

  • @Naurtospartan2009 I think this was pretty clearly a joke.

    I think pretty much all "Real Life Super Villains" (as opposed to the Real Life Super Heroes) are doing it entirely as a joke (and POSSIBLY in some cases to draw further attention to their RLSH nemesis's cause).

    So in other words, I don't think this was "for something to do in his life," I think this was just a random video he made for shits and giggles :-p.

  • ok bro maybe youre right but come on sometimes people get obsesed

  • Ok, I guess I can see your point,

    Naurtospartan2009...

    I still stand by my interpretation in this particular example, though... if for no other reason that the gimic is so classically silly that there's really no way it could be anything other than a joke, IMHO.

  • yeah a real suepr villian would definately have to have mental issues like Joker.

  • Hey that was my idea!

  • So what superpowers does this guy have other than to annoy the fuck out of everyone?

  • tortos and the hare... oh,,, my,,, god... shadow hare... save us

  • Threaten to blow up a hospital or something.

  • what the f*** is this sh** do these people have lives

  • HOLY CRAP i feel bad for shadow hare having to put up with that douche.

  • Cmon, we all know Shadowhares real name. Its Cleveland Cummings. I used to go to high school with him. He was such a dork

  • the only real superheros are blankman, the coon, orgasmo, and of course bill clinton

  • the shadow hare beats the tortois!!!

    hope he wipes the floor with you.

  • While this is super funny, Shadow Hare is a real hero. He's saved lives.

  • freak

  • lol the nafarious fiend!!! Shadow hare must stop him!

  • Thank you High Noon Tortoise you gave L.o.P.E. a new idea for a crime. Although you should change your name to Radiant Tortoise so it will sound better.

  • Slow and steady, mothuh fuckuhhh

  • HA HA HA you better do some looting buddy

  • im jes sayin, wat if one day he does get shot? he'll prob have at least some regret of being a superhero... im sure he makes money, right?

  • You like that Bugs Bunny episode where Cecil the turtle owned him too...nice.

  • someone will unmask shadow hare hahahaha

  • CHEEEEEEAP!

  • dude you have to unmask, the guy is going to LOITER for christs sake....possibly with INTENT :(

  • someone need ta shoot shadow hare and show him that superheroes arent real

  • Go ahead and try. You'll find out that vigilantes are.

    The Allegiance has friends in high places. Remember that.

  • Is this a joke? or is it real?

  • LOL. Natually, a tortoise would be the Hare's nemesis. lol. Nice choice.

  • fuck shadowhare i have plan to arch him

  • im from cincinnati and ill join

  • This is proof that being an overweight douche in spandex doesn't mean you're safe...from loitering!

  • You're dumb

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