i cant stand fat or chubby people trying to be super heros. there fucken wanabees and they dont even know how to fight, i'm a black belt, ive been free running since i was 12 and became a black belt at 15. im 22 now. im fit and it just makes me feel bad for them cuz what they have a costume and rome the streets. nice. GOOD JOB
@kohji112 hey man, there's nothin' wrong with overweight people, (i'm not,) but my sensei is. he brings back gold every ompetition and he's like 55. Heavy and old and still kicks ass. I don't know what the fuck you're sayin'. And the shadow hair probably can't fight either, so weight makes no difference.
By the way guys.... There's some that actually have abilities in which likely most of you, would never grow to understand. Especially if your not 100% in control of your brain... By the way its possible to gain that much control over your brain. Consider remembering one thought and at the same time two then three, four, five and so forth... I dare you to get to 100 and be able to retrace and see outcomes of situations in your mind in a second and selecting the best choice one after another!
Just so you guys know shadow hare is part of a super hero group that actually has been in existence for over 10 years since before "Kick-Ass*2010*" was even thought of? So if you guys think this is a bite off right off the movie your wroooooong....
i guess every hero has to have an arch nemesis for batman its joker for superman its lex luther and for shaddow hare its the notorious high noon tortoise
@wiiman0001 You stupid fucking dumass that was my little brother talking he was on my acount you idiot..Why don't you think of something better to do than to insult kids on the internet?Get a fucking life.
@wiiman0001 u stupid fucking son of a freak what the fuck is wrong with you?he's 10 years old and what age are you?what kind of sad fucking bastard are you,looking up little cartoons on the internet at your age.oh my god,I've accualy just realised I feel sorry for you.please get some help or talk to a member of family about your troubles ,and stop abusing children on the web to make yourself feel big. my best regards to you.
can you supervillan hok me up with some prime weed?
PS: why dont the super heros ride bikes? they would sweep more ground in less time and energy, plus they would save the planet by not using oil. do you think they are vegans as well? interesting.
@drkjaw07 How many cities in the United States can say they had a race riot in the 21st Century. I am proud to say my beloved city of Cincinnati did. Come for the chili stay for the rubber bullet in the chest.
@cj2fly15823 Oh no no no see ha ha in Cincinnati people get shot for looking a people sad but true that's why my ass stays in nky ahahah i mean Cincinnati is a crazy ass city and all thats over there is drugs,murders and psychopaths and may God be the folks who live over there and have to deal with all the punks that are a part of the problem . and this fool in the vid hahahhahah sad...
@seeqer66 Hahaha I was done with this video since like FOREVER. Bro,not just the internet,A couple of friends and I left a bar and saw this one comic book lunatic forcing us not to drive drunk and call a taxi,so we beat the shit out of him and drove drunk anyway. These nerds need to fucking step up to reality. That bitch tried pepper spray,OOOoo so heroic.
@BigDaddyOfJustice It's called parody, dipshit. If you're taking anyone in a silly costume calling themselves either superheroes or villains then you're missing the point of this video entirely.
Also, "pwn"? Shadowhare weights 90lbs. The only thing he's "pwnt" is his poor broken stomach.
since shadow hare was touched in his no no place as a child wouldn't a good villain name for the shadow hare be "The Molestor" or "Uncle McFistyGrab"???
Shadowhare is just a scared little punk. I wish you luck in trying to call him out. If you are looking for him, may i suggest have someone look in the gay bars..lol
the turtle jokes were funny. and the vids in the back were A nice touch. and the fact that you took the time to do the audio but were too lazy to pick out a better outfit. priceless!!
I bet this guy pussed out of everything he said. I bet he walked into a 7-11 in this get-up, screaming "I'M THE HIGH NOON TORTOISE!", got some looks and snickers, and walked out.
come on shadow hare is something...... but this is too much people calling out saying that will discover his identity only too have something to do in their lives come on. shadow hare is a great person and is kind of a hero but to get villians come on.
I think pretty much all "Real Life Super Villains" (as opposed to the Real Life Super Heroes) are doing it entirely as a joke (and POSSIBLY in some cases to draw further attention to their RLSH nemesis's cause).
So in other words, I don't think this was "for something to do in his life," I think this was just a random video he made for shits and giggles :-p.
I still stand by my interpretation in this particular example, though... if for no other reason that the gimic is so classically silly that there's really no way it could be anything other than a joke, IMHO.
Thank you High Noon Tortoise you gave L.o.P.E. a new idea for a crime. Although you should change your name to Radiant Tortoise so it will sound better.
U suck
Spiderkid1199 1 month ago
Ah yes real nice, real horrowshow. I don't quite pony the issue though, oh my brothers.
Aluenvey 5 months ago
XD He will rule the cincinati area!
skullythebloger 6 months ago
I know Shadow Hare. He would kick your ass!
lt1bird348 8 months ago
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahaha
MrGchrome 8 months ago
i cant stand fat or chubby people trying to be super heros. there fucken wanabees and they dont even know how to fight, i'm a black belt, ive been free running since i was 12 and became a black belt at 15. im 22 now. im fit and it just makes me feel bad for them cuz what they have a costume and rome the streets. nice. GOOD JOB
kohji112 8 months ago
@kohji112 hey man, there's nothin' wrong with overweight people, (i'm not,) but my sensei is. he brings back gold every ompetition and he's like 55. Heavy and old and still kicks ass. I don't know what the fuck you're sayin'. And the shadow hair probably can't fight either, so weight makes no difference.
Monkeyfurshur 8 months ago
this is stupid hes got no life and he looks like in the back ground he lives with his parents
luffy52217 9 months ago
By the way guys.... There's some that actually have abilities in which likely most of you, would never grow to understand. Especially if your not 100% in control of your brain... By the way its possible to gain that much control over your brain. Consider remembering one thought and at the same time two then three, four, five and so forth... I dare you to get to 100 and be able to retrace and see outcomes of situations in your mind in a second and selecting the best choice one after another!
XystanceXX187 9 months ago
@XystanceXX187 and then what?
ste1nunn 5 months ago
Just so you guys know shadow hare is part of a super hero group that actually has been in existence for over 10 years since before "Kick-Ass*2010*" was even thought of? So if you guys think this is a bite off right off the movie your wroooooong....
XystanceXX187 9 months ago
i guess every hero has to have an arch nemesis for batman its joker for superman its lex luther and for shaddow hare its the notorious high noon tortoise
gilgil9222008 10 months ago
WHAT GARBAGE
MrPeoplefinder 10 months ago
Wow man...how totally lame...ever considered getting laid or something?
sandman19681012 10 months ago
Heard some guy named BitchTits is out for him. You should watchout shadow hare.
lightgrenades11 11 months ago
@lightgrenades11 heh, i think his name is robert paulson.
Monkeyfurshur 8 months ago
dude going to get clapped fucking around downtown kids stupid thinking he's going to do something with pepper spray
MrKillamick 11 months ago
ok... i hope u don't move like a tortoise or u'll never be able to accomplish any criminal acts... lol
tylarenz 1 year ago
your cruisin for a bruisin bro
1969420 1 year ago
A GREEN SHIRT AND GREEN BANDANA DOES NOT MAKE YOU A VILLAIN, IT MAKES YOU PART OF A RIP OFF CRIPS/BLOODS GANG!
C0mm3n 1 year ago
nah dude, it's cool. Doctor Doom will rise AND DESTROY THESE PATHETIC SUPER HEROES. FALL BEFORE DOOM! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA! <3
Detth2you 1 year ago 2
LOL
BootyBot 1 year ago
wtf more freaks haha
Antz123nz123 1 year ago
LMFAO
PKTO92 1 year ago
GOOOOOOOO SHADOW HARE!!!!!!!!!!!!
OffspringFTW65 1 year ago
Shadowhares name is Cleveland Cummings people. Hes a dork mr tortoise
imheezy 1 year ago
Dude, all the FBI has to do is trace your IP address, you douche bag.
gman2152 1 year ago 8
@gman2152 then again..why bother..they know its not real and it a joke
Punkyemoking 9 months ago
@gman2152 I have the oddest feeling that you are the only one feeling threatened by this video.
NintendoDrunkie 4 months ago
May I join u plz sir!? The first time I saw shadow hare I knew my purpose in life was to beat him up!
bobowilcox 1 year ago
Lol. Shadow Hare has no time for little children like you....
Ironcomics 1 year ago
I hope that Shadow Hare responds. I'd like to see them slap each other to death.
Thesodypopkid 1 year ago
i love this shit
Miss1Shadow 1 year ago
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL PAHAHAHAHAHAHAH LOOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
xLiggz 1 year ago
fucking hell you scared the life out of me
ravenindigo 1 year ago
Kick-Ass kinda got to some people...
TheOriginalPonysmack 1 year ago
shadowhares pretty fucking is he a joke because I cant belive a retard will do something like this
YTwatchcatmastrmynd 1 year ago
shadow hare would make a mess of you
44redman1 1 year ago
LOL!! This is great. Keep up the great work, heroes and "villains".
seeqer66 1 year ago
Shadow hare is legit.. Tortoise is a cool super villian. but i'm pretty sure The Hare isn't playing around. and will own you
rikuwest89 1 year ago
i wanna be a hero when im 18
TheSquishysquidTV 1 year ago
Im a superhero myself ill bring u 2 justice!!!!
zacman491 1 year ago
OH GOD DON'T LOITER IN MY CONVENIENCE STORE!! NNNOOOOOO!
hackwriter 1 year ago
HOLY TURTLE SOUP SHADOW HARE, THIS GUYS GUNNA LOITER!!!
JoeTkd71 1 year ago
quit doing that or I will bring justice
NekoKingGodzilla 1 year ago
this is okay. but when they become the joker.....that will make me mad
TheFilmshack 1 year ago
@TheFilmshack But that's when it get REALLY entertaining. 8-}
seeqer66 1 year ago
Hahahahahaha!!!!!! SOOOO STUPID!!!
AndTheArgonauts3 1 year ago
lol nice
mangadood 1 year ago
Lmao!
dgallegos4201 1 year ago
Isn't shadow hare a wannabe haha you all are retarded
ShinShanVideos 1 year ago
LOL HIGH NOON TORTOISE!
wj0t 1 year ago
dont listen to him shadow hare evan if he's just messing around dont reveal your identity what ever you do
ucantw84inspiration 1 year ago
@ucantw84inspiration even* not evan u fucking tard, and it's whatever* one word, again...fucking retarded
wiiman0001 1 year ago
@wiiman0001 You stupid fucking dumass that was my little brother talking he was on my acount you idiot..Why don't you think of something better to do than to insult kids on the internet?Get a fucking life.
ucantw84inspiration 1 year ago
@wiiman0001 u stupid fucking son of a freak what the fuck is wrong with you?he's 10 years old and what age are you?what kind of sad fucking bastard are you,looking up little cartoons on the internet at your age.oh my god,I've accualy just realised I feel sorry for you.please get some help or talk to a member of family about your troubles ,and stop abusing children on the web to make yourself feel big. my best regards to you.
ucantw84inspiration 1 year ago
@ucantw84inspiration oh by the way love ya too babes lol
ucantw84inspiration 1 year ago
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@wiiman0001 oh yeah by the way love you too babes lol
ucantw84inspiration 1 year ago
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Koniumn 1 year ago
Oh wow... i Just heard about this shadow hare guy today! I Can't believe someone is doin this stuff here in natti xP
thelegendbullet937 1 year ago
u suck shadow hare owns i hope he kicks your wana be ass fagget
littlecmancan 1 year ago
can you supervillan hok me up with some prime weed?
PS: why dont the super heros ride bikes? they would sweep more ground in less time and energy, plus they would save the planet by not using oil. do you think they are vegans as well? interesting.
rootsradicals87 1 year ago
@rootsradicals87 Good idea but their capes would get stuck in the spokes. Thus putting a damper on their heroic activities.
seeqer66 1 year ago
Oh God, not LOITERING!?!?!?
DrkGK 1 year ago
oke, this is so gay. the suite not nice. but the voice nice.
morieleckhardt 1 year ago
Your lame, Shadowhare will totally pwn you for this!!!
YoJoMod 1 year ago
well i guess thats works in cinncinati but were i com from ppl have guns lol
cj2fly15823 1 year ago 18
@cj2fly15823 Oh we have guns but they are mostly used by our cops to kill black suspects.
bartov 1 year ago
@bartov hahahahahaahah no no thats not funny
drkjaw07 1 year ago
@drkjaw07 How many cities in the United States can say they had a race riot in the 21st Century. I am proud to say my beloved city of Cincinnati did. Come for the chili stay for the rubber bullet in the chest.
bartov 1 year ago 2
@cj2fly15823 Oh no no no see ha ha in Cincinnati people get shot for looking a people sad but true that's why my ass stays in nky ahahah i mean Cincinnati is a crazy ass city and all thats over there is drugs,murders and psychopaths and may God be the folks who live over there and have to deal with all the punks that are a part of the problem . and this fool in the vid hahahhahah sad...
TONYE17 1 year ago
@cj2fly15823 actually i'm suprised that shadow hare has not been shot yet, cincinnati is ranked 11 on the fbi's deadliest cities of america
smoke5one3 11 months ago
hahahah genius
dramatim 1 year ago
i think he got trapped on hes nutz no he talk like that
x1shotx1kil 1 year ago
I'd find you nerds and beat the shit outta both of you.
TheSideShort 1 year ago
@TheSideShort What was the fucking point of that? Does it make you feel big to threaten people over the internet?
seeqer66 1 year ago
@seeqer66 Hahaha I was done with this video since like FOREVER. Bro,not just the internet,A couple of friends and I left a bar and saw this one comic book lunatic forcing us not to drive drunk and call a taxi,so we beat the shit out of him and drove drunk anyway. These nerds need to fucking step up to reality. That bitch tried pepper spray,OOOoo so heroic.
TheSideShort 1 year ago
@TheSideShort Oh okay, just so it's real clear you're an ass. I wish I'd been there. I'd have kicked the shit out of you.
seeqer66 1 year ago
This is just sad.........
I mean, what's the point? Shadow Hare is trying to bring justice to his town, what're you trying to do?
Btw, Shadow Hare would pwn your ass.
BigDaddyOfJustice 1 year ago
@BigDaddyOfJustice It's called parody, dipshit. If you're taking anyone in a silly costume calling themselves either superheroes or villains then you're missing the point of this video entirely.
Also, "pwn"? Shadowhare weights 90lbs. The only thing he's "pwnt" is his poor broken stomach.
GroddGuerrilla 1 year ago
@GroddGuerrilla Taking anyone seriously, I mean.
GroddGuerrilla 1 year ago
I'm sorry...what? couldnt understand you
Sto0pidPenguinPro 1 year ago
since shadow hare was touched in his no no place as a child wouldn't a good villain name for the shadow hare be "The Molestor" or "Uncle McFistyGrab"???
SofaKingWeTodEd666 1 year ago
Dude... if they really fight i need to see that on youtube. MY MONEYS ON SHADOW HARE!!!!!
mryeti94 1 year ago
Shadow Hare is going to fuck you up!
samurai2828 1 year ago
LOL i may have stumbled on the funniest shit on you tube...dummies who think they're superhero's. AWESOME. they should really fight
ruck27 1 year ago
you can never beat shadow hare, everone knows the good guy always wins, BAKA! XD
gaarax1000 1 year ago
HAHAHAHA a joke of a villian to match a pitiful joke of a hero nice
EktraKrispy 1 year ago
Shadowhare is just a scared little punk. I wish you luck in trying to call him out. If you are looking for him, may i suggest have someone look in the gay bars..lol
anvil357 1 year ago
i would ike to be a super hero
dirtbikejarod 1 year ago
loiter? thats kinda gay
ketc714 1 year ago
LOL! FUCKING LOL!
CommandoFuture 1 year ago
the turtle jokes were funny. and the vids in the back were A nice touch. and the fact that you took the time to do the audio but were too lazy to pick out a better outfit. priceless!!
Gr33nSpo0n 1 year ago
wow ur fuckin lame and as for shadow hare don't worry ur little shell about him. his demise is nigh.
Shadowtheclown23 1 year ago
This is the dumbest fucking shit I have ever seen.
CDBigShow 1 year ago
Geek!
FunOrNotFun 1 year ago
GET A JOB!!!!
2599090 2 years ago
LMAO
dizzyface889 2 years ago
I laughed hard.
Snoofalah 2 years ago
youse guys are raving idiots you knoe.....woot
ClayBurton666 2 years ago
I bet this guy pussed out of everything he said. I bet he walked into a 7-11 in this get-up, screaming "I'M THE HIGH NOON TORTOISE!", got some looks and snickers, and walked out.
couchfort 2 years ago
LOL!!!!LOL!!!!rolls on the floor!LOL!!! gets back up onto the chair then falls over again!LOL!!!
vonkjb 2 years ago
Oh Snap! Shadow Hare will have your ass for this!
loadedtomcat 2 years ago 30
@loadedtomcat yeah with his sandwitches of helpnessness
pablow2310 1 year ago
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lol what a faggot. People get a fucking life. This is what happens when someone gets one to many wedgies.
Jal410 2 years ago
come on too much super heroes shows
come on shadow hare is something...... but this is too much people calling out saying that will discover his identity only too have something to do in their lives come on. shadow hare is a great person and is kind of a hero but to get villians come on.
people you..... high moon turd get a live....
you too phycho187.
Naurtospartan2009 2 years ago
@Naurtospartan2009 I think this was pretty clearly a joke.
I think pretty much all "Real Life Super Villains" (as opposed to the Real Life Super Heroes) are doing it entirely as a joke (and POSSIBLY in some cases to draw further attention to their RLSH nemesis's cause).
So in other words, I don't think this was "for something to do in his life," I think this was just a random video he made for shits and giggles :-p.
Divides 2 years ago
ok bro maybe youre right but come on sometimes people get obsesed
Naurtospartan2009 2 years ago
Ok, I guess I can see your point,
Naurtospartan2009...
I still stand by my interpretation in this particular example, though... if for no other reason that the gimic is so classically silly that there's really no way it could be anything other than a joke, IMHO.
Divides 2 years ago
yeah a real suepr villian would definately have to have mental issues like Joker.
gtas123 1 year ago
Hey that was my idea!
TheKaelkinator 2 years ago
So what superpowers does this guy have other than to annoy the fuck out of everyone?
dark1ness 2 years ago
tortos and the hare... oh,,, my,,, god... shadow hare... save us
UDIGGBLEU 2 years ago
Threaten to blow up a hospital or something.
jordanthewizard 2 years ago 3
what the f*** is this sh** do these people have lives
Jakx118 2 years ago
HOLY CRAP i feel bad for shadow hare having to put up with that douche.
weakervessel 2 years ago
Cmon, we all know Shadowhares real name. Its Cleveland Cummings. I used to go to high school with him. He was such a dork
imheezy 2 years ago 2
the only real superheros are blankman, the coon, orgasmo, and of course bill clinton
cagedkid 2 years ago
the shadow hare beats the tortois!!!
hope he wipes the floor with you.
FearsomeCricket 2 years ago
While this is super funny, Shadow Hare is a real hero. He's saved lives.
baeritukaez 2 years ago
freak
NiggieTheMagicalJoo 2 years ago
lol the nafarious fiend!!! Shadow hare must stop him!
shadowmatt18 2 years ago 2
Thank you High Noon Tortoise you gave L.o.P.E. a new idea for a crime. Although you should change your name to Radiant Tortoise so it will sound better.
beatleman63 2 years ago
Slow and steady, mothuh fuckuhhh
Szyg 2 years ago
HA HA HA you better do some looting buddy
damian1469 2 years ago
im jes sayin, wat if one day he does get shot? he'll prob have at least some regret of being a superhero... im sure he makes money, right?
EOUtuber 2 years ago
You like that Bugs Bunny episode where Cecil the turtle owned him too...nice.
ccricers 2 years ago
someone will unmask shadow hare hahahaha
ItsMunciBearcat11 2 years ago
CHEEEEEEAP!
dahwang12 2 years ago
dude you have to unmask, the guy is going to LOITER for christs sake....possibly with INTENT :(
HAETMUNGOR 2 years ago
someone need ta shoot shadow hare and show him that superheroes arent real
EOUtuber 2 years ago
Go ahead and try. You'll find out that vigilantes are.
The Allegiance has friends in high places. Remember that.
baeritukaez 2 years ago
Is this a joke? or is it real?
PSHomeLover 2 years ago
LOL. Natually, a tortoise would be the Hare's nemesis. lol. Nice choice.
CoNiGMa 2 years ago 18
fuck shadowhare i have plan to arch him
wrrysoserious 2 years ago
im from cincinnati and ill join
blackguccibandana 2 years ago
This is proof that being an overweight douche in spandex doesn't mean you're safe...from loitering!
TheMark 2 years ago
You're dumb
RogueAshaman 2 years ago