Ex-Pedophile Shares Tips On How To Make Your Kids Less Attractive

[ahmedp800]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

FKN Funny aaaah unbelievable!!!! XD

[WuzitWorthit]

Not that one, no...

[kayteexboloo2]

What did I just watch!

[shnsrwr]

Good video! btw my friend applied this trusted natural diet called: Impact 790 Diet and decreased 15 pounds within just a month. I can not remember the exact site just Google it.

[AER1994]

@shnsrwr wtf?

[maialuvstdi]

is this a joke

[AER1994]

@maialuvstdi no this guy was all over the news

[39MissyG39]

I hope he dies

[TiredOldGamerULX]

The funniest part was my total willingness to believe the US media would actually do something like this. I was actually more shocked it was the onion. Its not really fair to say US media either, the media in general. Whatever gets the ratings!

[poloMpolo]

I freaking love the onion

[TheGlenoaks818]

Hahaha they bag on the pedophile all sick, "I bet you didn't get very far with that kid".

[NativeAlternative]

830 people ripped their bike shorts.

[dilla1989]

Well Terry kidnapped and molested lots of children for 20 years:D

[caabmusic]

fake

[SirTannen]

I was like "What this, is this the onion- Yep it is xD"

[rawrbellows]

Not that one, no.

[codycbradio1234]

I don't think you can trust this guy!!!

=

[CrysisNerd]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAH!!!!!!!

[JoerokiRapage]

Ah the first onion news ive ever seen...Back when i thought this was real. Good times.

[cool1562584558033689]

pedophiles are freaking sick

[shazeed100]

"And if we could keep away a child from people like you"

[burningsponge]

perogie's in the dryer?

MY MICROWAVE CAN FINALLY REST

[kelsylovesherbuddies]

If you put a girl in a sundress and French braids and put them in front of the average pedophile it's most likely he will get an erection that will rip his bike shorts....I almost died when I heard that :D

[TrollinGrape]

Damnlol sent me here

[applebaj]

is this a joke?

[dejimmeistahmon4742]

@applebaj Yes

[TheSbsw]

@applebaj no, it's a news show they do on IFX, comes on every morning around 9

[liennto]

@applebaj no.  no its not.

[kiara282]

@applebaj its a fake new cast, parady, comedy

[sandr9lm]

I almost had a heart attack..... i wasn't sure in the beginning ... I feel so dumb hahahah

[StrapedWitMyGloc44]

@DemonCobra17 just stop typing

[VedderState]

For a moment I thought these folks were fucking crazy...then I begin to read. Thank you comments for showing me the light.

[SilentlySearching]

HELL IMGURIANS WE HAVE BEEN EXPECTING YOU

[Overalcoholized]

Before I read the comments, I thought it was real!

[Eestlaneonvisa]

It took me 1 minute and 30 seconds to realise it was onion news...

[Sinkutzsar]

LoL! He has some good points. . .

[dwaynoinsano]

The onion always brings the realness, even tho its fake. Hilarious!

[DemonCobra17]

lmao dont shower ur kids EVER, or do their laundry EVER! Be a horrible parent and ur kids will be semi-safe. Fake ass shit haha. "I tell my kids that all the time" horrible acting

[404namenotfound1]

@DemonCobra17 How is the acting horrible? It's obviously convincing enough for some people to think it's real.

[DemonCobra17]

@404namenotfound1

exactly, for SOME pl it is convincing enough. If you watch it from 0:43 to 0:46 when she says "i tell my children that all the time" it just doesn't seem genuine. think what you want I'm simply stating my opinion on this shitty video. If you think dressing your child like a scumbag will keep them away from pedophiles, by all means do what you need to do.

[tamather2647]

@DemonCobra17 hahahahahahahahaha what the fuck!

[tamather2647]

@DemonCobra17 what are you on about?

[DemonCobra17]

@tamather2647

no clue what you mean by 'on about'. specify and I'll be happy to reply.

[tamather2647]

@DemonCobra17 its not real

[dudessIsMYnameDammit]

LOLOLOL... "EX-pedophile" :D

(like they can STOP being attracted to kids :)

and then, "not THAT one, no.."

there's always ones that get away

[mcgoo721]

Awesome; an Onion video

Sad; seeing a CBS video in the suggestions box with a title that blends right in with the other Onion videos.

[Yepimdatguy]

I love The Onion, because simply reading the name of the video makes me laugh my ass off.

[lanebg1987]

even though this video is a joke . . .

i got an erection that ripped my bikeshorts

[Mrmikemcpersonful]

LOL people that don't know its fake

[DontThrowTo20]

Yo still got fucking issues!

[Wildflipper]

"not that one no" LMFAO

[lizvandort666]

I was about to go WHAT THE FUCK?!?1?! Then I saw it was TheOnion xD hahaha.

[lovelymakeupnewbie]

It's fake. D;

[Kristhor]

@lovelymakeupnewbie thanks mr obvious :)

[stevesaxxxaphone]

Hahahahah! I love how people take this seriously! It's from the Onion!

[trolltacular1]

This is the same guy in the Onion Sports video 'Girls Hockey Uniform Change Upsets Local Pedophiles' except he was Richy Monnaca. Watchu playing at, ONN?

[bumborico]

@CyberSherriff

Lmao you fucking idiot. It's a joke. The Onion is a joke newspaper.

[Ladyfoghorn]

Of course, Onion is a joke channel, but whatever crack the writers been smoking, please go get help.... pedophile joke= disgusting.

[Dannnneh]

yum yum

[CyberSherriff]

At 0:30 he says his pedophile ways are behind him but then at 1:23 he says he prefer kids who look rough. So he is lying. This weirdo needs to be locked up again omg...

[dolphtrains2]

@CyberSherriff you arent a 'thinker' are you?

[MidnightSummerRain]

I know this is a joke (it's from The Onion, duhr) but it still made me vaguely uncomfortable..

[WEIRDALYO]

what the fuck! is this video a joke!?

[dolphtrains2]

@WEIRDALYO yes its called SATIRE

[not8upwthit]

Once a degenerate always a low life piece of crap. These people don't change or get better.....there is only one way to insure our children are safe & that is as we identify these predators we kill them.... After a fair trial

[dolphtrains2]

@not8upwthit are you telling me that you didnt notice the way they made peadophilia 'lightheated discussion' ? did it never occur to you that the 'pedophile' is also a comedian who has appeared in other comedy shows? did it never occur to you some of the things they were saying were taking the mickey/ .....this is SATIRE. and pretty obvious satire at that. if you didnt notice it you must be seriously stupid and gullible

[Huelva]

OH...MY.....FUCKING......GOD..­......LOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOL­OLOL

[goerickago]

Uhm.... What the fuck?

[HazardusHavard]

I'm subscribing to this channel just for this video alone.

[bubblegumlover997]

OMFG this is a fucking joke ryte....dont laugh at me haha i just like thought it was real be4 i clicked it haha buhh when i seen what the lady said about how he aubducted kids for over 20 years like she was normal about it i kinda knew!(:???? LOL

[jcherise1]

Disturbingly funny

[erikabarbie18]

that guy is really weird, scared the fuck out of me hahahaha

[Drawn2Gs]

hell nah, "Out of the frying pan and into the dryer."

[tinarr92]

Personally, I prefer a kid that looks a little rough and tumble.

[alsoknownasceasar]

These are actually good-tips!

[ludaaxoxoo1]

"he's gonna get an erection thats gonna rip his bike shorts off", lmao that shit is hilarious ... wtf

[karawack11]

only in america



[Fronken89]

@karawack11 You're comment is almost to stupid to ridicule...

[SoFarSoAverage]

I know its fake... Its just kinda disturbing... but funny....

[wrinklybook1]

"Bet you didn't get very far with that kid"

"No not that one"

[impeterator]

He used t obe a pedophile but then he took an arrow to the knee

[LordSesshyKun666]

Bwahahahaha! I need to get my tips from this guy.

[Vely602]

Lol..this is so wrong!

[ladawg81]

insert jerry sandusky joke here

[joshmyhand]

I'm so glad this is fake. At first I was shocked. This guy was way too confident about his pedophile days. lol

[ketamineocean]

@joshmyhand How do you know it's fake lol it seemed so real

[joshmyhand]

@ketamineocean Well I guess I'm not 100% sure, and trust me I thought this was real for a bit too. But it just seems too far-fetched, what with their reactions and the things they say. Could you imagine any news channel actually broadcasting this creep? Talking about children giving him an erection so bad it'd rip his bike shorts. lol

[ketamineocean]

@joshmyhand Haha well it is America :P So i can never be sure but how can it be fake :S Isn't it a real news show? And it's all perfectly in sync surely they can't of planned it etc. I mean i know it probably IS fake but i just don't know how :]

[joshmyhand]

@ketamineocean I thinks it's a skit but like i said, I don't know for sure. I'm just hoping, for the sake of any good left in America.

[ketamineocean]

@joshmyhand Mm I hope so :D It's still weird

[webon411]

@joshmyhand Hmmmmm what country are you from?

[VeronikaZombie]

@ketamineocean The onion makes mock new broadcasts making fun of Americans, its just thought-provoking humor. Or just sick humor. It's never real. Watch the one about the scientific study where they stab monkey's. or have "take your daughter to war" day...hilarious

[ketamineocean]

@VeronikaZombie OHH! hahaha right! Thanks for letting me know :')

[iheartmauao]

Hahah i thought this was for real when I clicked on it hahaha I was thinking that woman is way too interested in this pedo

[flamingarse1]

XD bet you didnt get far (pedophile) no not that one

[rockonwild]

why is he still alive????

[TacosRyouFriends]

WTH?



[chaldoqtx0]

lmfao my ex is 20 yrs old and he is dating / having sex with a 15 yr old . so this reminds me of him . #Nasty .

[DoctorBlissphd]

I personally like a child a little rough and tumble.

[guiltyypleasure]

I am trying so hard to be nice and not bash the idiots who honestly think this is real. It's just so hard... I don't know how much longer I can control myself!

[rashellmabelle1]

"their bodies are so light.." lol

[RoseFolasade]

what is wrong with america was that a serious interview uuhhh..

[ShietEverywhere]

@RoseFolasade lmao nah its satirical news

[ShietEverywhere]

@RoseFolasade lmao nah its satirical news

[avivkpis]

@RoseFolasade it's a joke... how can you not get it...

[bmonroe1992]

Oh thank Christ, it's the Onion.

[TheAmazingZachRE]

I love it when people don't get that the onion is fake. It makes me feel so smart.

[steps2psychosis]

we should honestly have "its fake" in the top comments so retards know before they comment..

[dragondeth48]

We should give the internet some common sense, THE ONION NEWS NETWORK IS ALL FAKE!

[klownstyle]

@steps2psychosis the comments are the best parts!

[bluedolphinify]

@steps2psychosis But I enjoy seeing retards revealing themselves

[vladmirgc]

@steps2psychosis

Why? We would miss all the fun reading.

[MrJimikarma]

Wtf is this haja tv ? Like comedy

[NoPhoneNumber]

Wow, is this fake?

[Atbay8]

You can't be an EX-Pedophile!!!!! F** THIS BULL - THESE F*@ing SICK ASS SHOULD BE DEAD!!!!

[monkeygirl333sm]

@Atbay8 it's fake man XD

[RainfallFantasy]

@Atbay8 I love little girls. They are so cute.

[Madhatter24463]

@Atbay8 ...I love The Onion...even more when people dont understand it's fake.

[avivkpis]

@Atbay8 really dude? did you actually though this was real?? wow

[m1c000l]

bet you didn't get far with that one

[AlexMcSkin]

O____________O"""""

[ronaldcorreatv]

Holy shit it's Milo Turk!!

[MsMoochieface]

Ohhhh ok I see...this is a comedy skit..there is a very thin they playing with here.

[MsMoochieface]

This is a joke right? Is anyone taking this guy seriously? Reality check!

[gunboundph1]

why is this recommended for me

[UGCTheBest]

Lol, ex-pedo?

[iiRAZZERii]

am i the only one that thaught this was real to begin with

[NinjassBlackyChan]

Messed up!!! LMAO!!



[preuwi]

Wtf, how can they sound so positive while saying "He's been kidnapping and molesting children for over 20 years!" ? O_O

[miketemify]

@preuwi Oh this is not real :P If you watch The Onion, you would know that they are like the kings of news satire. ^-^

[preuwi]

@miketemify @BigDogAlec

Thanks guys, that explains a lot xD I was so confused about this, lolol :D

[BigDogAlec]

@preuwi lol it's fake. I was confused too because it seems so realistic

[JenQ4321]

Yea, right.....he's still creepy.

[Iroep]

wait, what?

[bioniclefan1999]

all wbo think this is real, i lol at you

[jamessential]

this has to be a spoof, sick

[TheInformativeGamer]

@jamessential Good observation retard

[jamessential]

@TheInformativeGamer fuck off troll cunt.

[xXGrellyXx]

.....Can I get pregnant from this?!

[kirielvids]

yes people of youtube. keep quoting the video. i much prefer reading about the funny parts of a video in the comments than actually watching them.

[medoo400]

idiots talk ,, i walk,

[yoursummerboy]

Oooooh I bet you didn't get very far with that kid, I died.

[katycat1616]

0.0 uuhhhhhhhhhhhh.... Wat?

[nicolelyl]

Am I the only one laughing? XD

[SupermansAGirl]

I want to shoot him in the face.......but thats just me.

[MrSpartanczar]

It's the onion you morons, is obviously a joke

[Toxik3199]

he looks like a pedo

[misteriain]

@Toxik3199 and just what exactly does a pedophile look like? i dont think there is any particular stereotype regarding what a pedophile looks like

[misteriain]

@misteriain p.s just look at gary glitter

[carouselwings]

uh. ex pedophile huh? nah, wouldn't think so.

[iluvjacob526]

Is this a joke.?

[SoccerGirl2461]

Is this for real?!

[duckofbill]

Hey, that's the guy who touched me!

[misteriain]

THIS IS FUCKING DISGUSTING, ITS NOT AN APPROPRIATE SUBJECT MATTER FOR HUMOUR

[MrJohnny56789]

@misteriain just like making fun of god or any gods was not an appropriate subject for humor back in th emore ignorant times.

[cassie0sassie]

@jackholding216 that's funny:P

@journeyofdeath you're right. People dont really take it seriously. Or anything else for that matter until it happens to them. But that's just the way the world is. Unfortunately you can't change the world completely, many tried and could only get so far. But don't feel discouraged to not try.

[redefiningsk8ing]

why the fuck are they talking to him like a normal person!! THAT MAN IS FUCKED UP AND SHOULD STILL BE IN JAIL!!!!! WTF IS WRONG WITH OUR SYSTEM OF LAW!!!!

[misteriain]

@redefiningsk8ing THE VIDEO IS A PARODY, ITS MEANT TO BE COMEDY, ITS NOT REAL. ANYWAY I THINK ITS DISGUSTING

[redefiningsk8ing]

@misteriain i see that now and they really got me thinking this was real haha

[TheLinkgamer]

@redefiningsk8ing yea it is a comedy,but,if this was real,you are ceartainly right

[redefiningsk8ing]

@TheLinkgamer lol they sure fooled me.

[stonefiremetal]

@redefiningsk8ing I think this was a joke?not sure, it's not a real show.lol!

[redefiningsk8ing]

wow.... I thought this was going to be a joke. this is awkward.

[pTheReaper]

Funny video, though I think its unfortunate that it automatically assumes that all pedophiles are male.

[wrinklybook1]

"If you put a girl in a sun dress and french braids in front of the average pedophile he's going to get an erection thats going to rip his bike shorts"

[nolman91]

hahaha this is great

[jamesduccan]

im in love with this video !

[ifixurproblem]

What the fuck how did I get here

[DonRMB]

"An erection that will rip his bike shorts" xDDDD Whoever's writing these is a genius..

[MrDman175668]

ruff and tumbled LOL DAMN

[jackholding216]

Ex-Pedophile?

He admitted the he "you know, I personally prefer a kid that looks a little ruff and tumbled"

Definatly not an Ex

Just a Pedophile

Always will be

[AAAwesomenesss]

@jackholding216 Lol you really think this is real?

[SuperSetCA]

This is so wrong but hilarious!

[ihatebarrechords]

I lol-ed :) #thatisall

[nicoleiscoolrawwwwrr]

@CrazyBB36.... it's never too soon;)

[journeyofdeath]

This stuff is nothing to be made fun of. It's sick that they can make fun of something as fucked up as this. this is proof that the world has gone to hell... Real sad thing is they can say it all with a straight face.

[xDaRkIcEx4]

@journeyofdeath It's called a joke. Learn how to take a joke.