Maury Paternity Test Compilation

[pulvirizer]

1:00 you mad dance

[Blacksharpie100]

welcome to america

[bigkali57]

fuck not using a jimmy you the shit that goes in pussy will always stay in pussy her period aint going to clean out that ripped lose hole that shit been gone with mixed juices of more then 5 man bitches just aint shit but hoes and tricks all of them it hard to take care of sister and mothers cause so many hoes around town just giving bad influence and just females like dick so much

thats why me whoever fucks my woman is getting my diseases bitches hope you enjoy it

[battledog13]

they snuck a white guy in there. weird

[devereauxrobxyahoo]

maury: you are not the father

Guy:ohhhhhhhh ohhhhhhh yeaaah yeah i told you what now bitch

Maury: but you have aids,diabetes,hiv,genital warts, heart cancer your car just got towed and you have a month to live have fun douche.

[JordanECMusic]

@devereauxrobxyahoo troll! i spotted the troll!

[devereauxrobxyahoo]

@JordanECMusic no i am not a troll i was merely making fun of these guys

[PowerFlowRhymes]

at 1:33 whats that song???

[CraigFoye80]

"Вы не отец!"

[bluecollarboiler]

Uh, wear a condom?

[toThe9thPower]

@bluecollarboiler or just don't cum inside the bitch... condoms are terrible, i understand theres a risk, but man, condoms do NOT feel good, for the guy or the girl

[toThe9thPower]

@GDOBSSOR Hey retard, when you remove your comment I can still see it... So nice try? The pull out method is perfect if you don't get anywhere near having an orgasm, Anyone who actually pulls out right before they are about to cum is a FUCKING RETARD... So my advice is still legit, and condoms are fucking terrible. So, as long as you pull out WAYYYYY before you get off, you won't get anyone pregnant...

[GDOBSSOR]

@toThe9thPower First off, don't call me a fucking retard, second, don't give out dangerous advice, you can still get pregnant from fucking precum.

[toThe9thPower]

@GDOBSSOR Exactly!!! I know you can get a girl pregnant from precum, That is why you DO NOT even get remotely close to busting a nut, Then it IS NOT DANGEROUS... Anyone that actually tries to pull out when they are close to having an orgasm is fucking retarded, and deserves to fuck their lives up by having a kid... My advice is legit because I never intended anyone to pull out right before they got off... You can do it long before you are about to, and have her finish you off in a much safer way

[JenniBoo29]

fkn hilarious 

[Metatarsal]

The women should be made to kick the guys feet!! Great choices of music by the way.

[majordbag2]

I can't stand it how when the guy turns out to be father Murray immediately tells them they need to take responsibility and start taking care of the kid but when it turns out not to be the case Murray immediately comforts the crying woman, who almost never apologizes, and tells her everything will be OK.

[missdarlesha2696]

Love he music choices!

[mompm]

what's the difference... like they would have stayed around and actually raised them anyway?

[Sho0terz]

3 People were the fathers

[airwolfman]

Best victory dances ever.

[RiiDeOrDiiExx]

1:00-1:02 do the barrel roll !!!!!!

[deezbrownnuts]

lmao, this was awesome. Thank you for that.

[davidvin2387]

Birth control bitches.

[PhilanVortex]

All those sluts are just "oh noooo, no child support to go with the welfare".

[QnzkiddGrimeyy]

Lmfao @ this is how we do it playing!

[Abyssmo13]

1:13

DOBLE EPIC WINS!

and One EPIC FAIL!

[shadowmare97]

HA!

Love seeing those sperm jackers get their come uppance.

[SoppaTorakka]

Oh yess !!

[IamLisaYo]

I hate the fucking crowd. They are so two-faced. FIRST they boo the guy THEN when he isn't the father, they cheer him. ALWAYS. Like what the fuck? For real.

[allday9889]

song at 2:10?

[cb2198]

@allday9889

Outta Control, by 50 Cent.

[MercaStaphInfection]

@cb2198 outta control REMIX

[cb2198]

@MercaStaphInfection

Correct. Actually, the regular version of the song sounds completely different. :/

[Kikkkooo]

Song at 1.36?

[jcha1]

@Kikkkooo m.o.p - ante up

[TheParodiMand]

michael jackson and billie jean should go ask maury if mj was the father

[fregoty22k]

I feel sorry for this kid with a messed mother and no father, what's the point in making fun of that situation? Its fucked up!!

[antdez1]

because its her fault for sleeping around like a hoe

[patricia2249]

Ya know the show "Dancing with the Stars" they should have a show called "Dancing with You Are Not the Father"

[JunkyardKid]

WHAT?!?

[gartner222]

hoes, hoes, hoes, etc......

[patricia2249]

what i like to know is when they test 12 different men, does that mean she slept with 12 different men in one month???

[Mrflea14]

@patricia2249 yup, fucking hoes

[bgdomino]

Only time black people dance when theres music, not the father or winning the lotto!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TOYANDRICK1]

"Who cares!" LMAO

[azzhoul09]

these girls shouldn't be hoes

[mchc715]

I was really disappointed when the two white guys did not break into a dance. It really seemed like the right time too.

[nathan0073]

woulda been so funny if they hadda bust da kid and play dance move!

[OStateGrl08]

I am in tears watching this...LMAO!!!!!

[brobama123]

when the big tymers came on i literally spit sprite all over my lap top.

[fdlsawvs69]

fucking hilarious

[TQCKyle]

Bless you Maury Povich!!

[McCainTheTurdburglar]

He's just a humble man of the people.

[xeniapoodle]

LMAO! That was some funny shit! Thanks for posting it.

[McCainTheTurdburglar]

This is so fucking silly. What makes it even more awesome is knowing you got extra credit in college for this shit. Well done!

[u2vox82]

what's the music during the second dude's dance routine? thanks

[amanyeah]

chunk! it's still fly by big tymers. the birdman and mannie fresh

[Shred843]

When still fly comes on, its too much. that shit is fucking hilarious. rofl

[brohaywood]

that's okay... It's Ante Up By M.O.P

[brohaywood]

Help... What song is playing at 1:33? I've been looking for this song for a while. Can anyone let me know what it is? Thanks.

[darksepheroth]

that first guy is funny as hell he is quite the dancer.

[phoenixflameangel13]

hehehehehe niceeeee.

[Jsto75]

This is HILARIOUS! Excellent work!

[disco66ba]

nice video!

[101Frenchkisses7]

ROLF

[westzup]

what is the name of the music at 1:35 ??

[manteufs]

you suck dude, kill yourself

[FratboyOX]

LOLOLOLOL !!!!!!!! The end is perfect LOL

what is that song called by the way?

[R24ay]

OUTTA CONTROL REMIX-50 CENT MOBB DEPP

[TifaL20]

LMAO@the end

[hot96rox232]

great choice of music

[PiesBabe]

not this is how we do it the very last song

[PiesBabe]

does anyone know the last song title? I love that song and want to know the name!!!

[R24ay]

OUTTA CONTROL REMIX-50 CENT MOBB DEEP

[ienvy67]

You are NOT the father!

[hot96rox232]

i can watch this All Day Long and not get bored.

[superkam666]

the first clip is incredible how you sychned the dance with the music

[johnny718bravo]

They used to have touchdown dances. Now we have Maury "not the father" dances :-D

[xLuiKangx007]

@johnny718bravo what about Maury "You are the father" dances

[dreamdasher]

MewChu: What responsibilities? If the child isn't theirs, they HAVE no responsibility towards the woman. That's sort of the point here. The WOMAN has a responsibility to know who the father of her child is, and HE'S the one who's responsible for that child.

[MewChu]

why the men so happy that they can get away their responsibilities after having sex with women

[needtoscream]

i did not see a single one where the mother was right...

[Armyfractal]

lol!!

kickass music

[MrRodnee1237]

The best dammit! Congrats on the extra credit, dude.

[delacruz85]

Good Lord, there are CHILDREN involved. GROW UP!

[mskchi]

and who's damn fault is that.

[rick0289]

The whore on stage- legs certainly moved when she wanted off the stage.

[OoSoEMO]

lol Hmmm...crazy