What's Mine is Yours

[Grassrope123]

50 People need Simmons ovaries

[Draque002]

i wonder if any of you guys know what ovaries are....cause i do

[luke4428]

@Draque002 They are eggs holders in the vagina.

[MShadowFromLoL]

red lost its flag at around 2:53...

[shipmaster975]

at 0:

25 thers a person by the tank

[jigj119]

@shipmaster975 It's probably Lopez.

[divineviewer]

50 people are lousy blanks

[Dreadlord67]

"Phineas?"

[5432shadow]

i didn't even know simmons had ovaries

[zombites665]

there so funny

[wwethegame8]

Doughnut is not the same since he got here he is acting more retarted and dumber

[iBeEpic12]

@wwethegame8 as you misspell retarded.....

[bearguyful]

@wwethegame8 same with caboose if you notice he acted pretty normal and smart and the got dumber an dumber

[namtabaol1]

shut up Frankenstein hahah best line in the series lol

[kingb36norsk]

what is ovaries?

[0ffspringfan]

@kingb36norsk hahahaha

[0ffspringfan]

@kingb36norsk You should try using a dictionary.

[jonatan007lbp]

@kingb36norsk Dat id i dunnoh lul !

[questhero101]

@kingb36norsk Wow. Just wow! Look in a science book.

[wrestja1234]

@kingb36norsk wuddup troll?

[kingb36norsk]

@wrestja1234 eg skal ha ein boat is

[kingb36norsk]

@wrestja1234 jeg skal ha en boat is

[DrMalHarkness]

-Wait. Are you smokin inside your helmet again?

-What!? No. (puff of smoke comes out) Oops.

-Damnit!!!

[conductorPhil]

Thumbs up if you could so easily just walk into the canyon and kill both teams with a pistol...

[RantingRance]

@conductorPhil I could kill all of them without a pistol :D

[conductorPhil]

@RantingRance Yea... I suppose if you kill of two of them, the rest will go screaming for the hills. Except Caboose, for obvious reasons...

[RantingRance]

@conductorPhil Wait a minute... I just noticed I would have to kill cirtain people in a cirtain order or they might end up liking me!

[conductorPhil]

@RantingRance True. Make sure you kill Sarge before Griff. Otherwise Sarge will try to convince you to join the Red Team...

[jasonb419]

@conductorPhil except for tex

[imgoodatmakingnames]

@conductorPhil you wouldn't need to they'd kill themselves haha

[TheDavidj26]

@conductorPhil

I can't kill Tex

[Doyouhearthemtoo]

@conductorPhil who said I would need a weapon?

[stueeps1]

@conductorPhil i would pistol whip them just because they would run and hind

[stueeps1]

@conductorPhil i mean hide

[ah66able]

@conductorPhil unless Tex is there

[PeaceMrZombie]

@conductorPhil What would I possibly gain from giving you a thumbs up?

thumbs up whore...

[conductorPhil]

@PeaceMrZombie acknowledgement that you can walk into the canyon and kill both teams with a pistol... I would have thought that was pretty obvious...

[PeaceMrZombie]

@conductorPhil No, you only want thumbs up. And I don't have to give you a thumbs up to prove I have the minor intelligence to prove that I would do something has blunt as killing them...

[conductorPhil]

@PeaceMrZombie Do you have a problem? I'm not trying to be mr popular or anything. I just wrote a comment. I believe I have the right to post a comment. I never forced anyone to give me the thumbs up in the comment that I posted. If you don't want to put a thumbs up to my comment, then okay, dont put one. But you dont need to ravaging around Youtube shooting off insults at people just because they made a comment. Save it for something more worthwhile...

[SplitSecond0]

@conductorPhil not cool no one cares if hes a thumbs up whore or not dont be a loser

[TheHolyPorkchop]

WOOOO Go Ireland

[NLsilas]

yheee part dutch and part irsh when i move to ireland next year i will be just like simmons XD

[JamesBlackMalvijn]

Hell yeah. SIMMONS IS DUTCH!

[sarahsue123]

Simmons, i need your ovaries

[felynecomrade]

Okay, I am officially so tired that I can't follow the plot anymore. I'm going to sleep.

[J24681024]

soooooooooooooooooooooo maney fricking videos befor i can watch the new sezon o.o

[RoosGames]

@J24681024 Can you spell..?

[shanesuss]

i cant understand anything sarge is saying at the end...

[happyadm]

" here i'll start you off " " driven by you blank at the seat of your blank is a blank..." wtf XD jeez their just so randomly funny :).... anyone want to try what the blanks could be lol... :)

[Sharkformer]

@happyadm it's "Flying by the seat of you BLANK with a BLANK in the BLANK" God damn it i wish i could remember what it means

[Mirkhay]

@Sharkformer BLANKCEPTION!!

[bamills96]

simmons i need your ovaries

!

[kelligor]

Ahhh delicious Freon....

[Tarutaru0]

I wish a bakers dozen was 48 :]

[draxlethephantom]

your marvin XD

[draxlethephantom]

wait..r u smokeing ur helmet agin!?

wat no...(blows smoke)oops...XD i love the seasons even 9 so far

[19ioarr77]

so lets see we have a spanish robot a dutch/irish cyborg and a ghost

[Sanguinis666]

The first cyborg in RedVBlue is a dutch/irish...REPRESENT

[Splishism]

The reds must look so fucked up underneath their armour O_o

[Linkemelee1993]

Tripping over spleenballs. Something I do often.

[IExpectedThat]

Oh, I thought it was O'Malley that made Caboose stupid. I guess it was just the writers.

[wisemanfcs2]

1:32 donut must have had crouch on toggle(michael reference)

[sooperyoshi44]

woooohooo my name is Marvin i love you caboose yeah

[MegaPotatogun]

Oh! I get it. The guy in the background at 0:24 is future Church from the upcoming episodes

[battousai12345]

@MegaPotatogun

Or it could just be Lopez painted cobalt.

[AZproductions117]

@MegaPotatogun No dumbass, it's Lopez.

[goneaerial]

Donut jumping made this episode.

[Darkclaw51]

"Simmons! I need your ovaries!" Wut? o_e

[Savalos97]

who r u ? ohh yeah ur marvin !!

no dumbass

[TheZombiedeer]

i love these videos

[TheFullMoon97]

OH! I GET IT caboose doesn't remember church cause church was shot in cabooses MEMORY! he cant even remember the time that tucker and church well.......you know....the uh......switch ya thats what it was

[MajicLaMa]

actually at 0:24 that was church when he went back in time. youll know what i mean after a few seasons

[thetopherhaslanded]

@MajicLaMa :O are you from the future?!

[MajicLaMa]

@thetopherhaslanded yeah. im totally from the future. i mean its not like the other 8 seasons are on youtube. its not like i am rewatching the series. im from the future, where everythings shiny

[thetopherhaslanded]

@MajicLaMa fucking awesome man!!

[ThunderCavalier]

Grif is definitely a BLANK with a BLANK in his BLANK while Simmons BLANK the BLANK while BLANK BLANK BLANK with a side order of BLANK. Sarge is also BLANK.

[738kathleena]

@ThunderCavalier say whaaaaaaaat

[ZeelHabblux]

Watching RVB marathon anyone?

[halomythic1897]

@ZeelHabblux  i am

[spazzowenz]

thumbs up if you just noticed Sarge's voice changed

[redmage2000]

Hey guys, was the dude at 0:24 Lopez? I couldnt tell because it's not like there's a whole wall of comments below stating the exact same thing to one person over and over again.

[jedlindorff]

@redmage2000 yes, was lopez.

[SUCKMYROBOTBAWES]

@redmage2000 Looks like church to me

[rocklee122334]

What is Cloud Gaming? Its something I'll never use because of your constant commercials!

[Haukthefurry]

why are there always idiots on these videos stating the obvious and ruining all of the jokes?

[sportsphan1515]

I think the relationship and convorsations between Caboose and church are like Jake and Amir. Just sayin.

[mattstorm360]

Caboose sayed Wall-e? Mario?

[Anthony883]

@mattstorm360 Wallie and Mailo. Wall-e didn't come out in 2004 -_-..

[mattstorm360]

@Anthony883 i know but it sounded like he sayed wall-e

[DaeJaVou88]

Spanish Land

ROFL XD

[ZOMBIEBYRD1]

PRESS 6 XD

[DeLtricks]

@ZOMBIEBYRD1 wut

[123Jakrbran]

fuckle fuckle



[acdcfan0986]

2:53

LMFAO!

[bAsH92697]

cloud gaming is gay.

[Creepinkrook]

any body see that guy at 0:24 ?

[Urologictask141]

@Creepinkrook its lopez

[2armn]

@Creepinkrook thats is lopez



[xKittenZombiex]

@Creepinkrook That was Lopez.

[maultar04281998]

@Creepinkrook that's lopez

[1tim64]

@Creepinkrook i think hes the tank

[RemustheGamer]

@Creepinkrook thats lopez

[jacob20199]

@Creepinkrook thats lopez in blue still

[PirateShipps]

@Creepinkrook that's lopez

[TehPuffls]

@Creepinkrook it was Lopez

[themcgamer1000]

@Creepinkrook i saw in another episode too he just ran through the blue base while the other guys were talking he must be a camera man

[wraith888]

@themcgamer1000 The one you're talking about is Caboose running through the base. In this episode its Lopez with Sheila. Many times through out the series you'll see one of characters doing something not important while the others are having a conversation.

[nonpeopleperson]

@Creepinkrook that was lopez

[nonpeopleperson]

@Creepinkrook that was lopez

[TheSoulforged08]

@Creepinkrook

That was Lopez.

[jdpufflemanthing]

@Creepinkrook Yes I did, weird

[Arachi123]

@Creepinkrook You Mean Lopez?

[420bithly]

@Creepinkrook thats lopez

[CHEEZEREAPER]

@Creepinkrook Thats lopez

[scooterjim77]

@Creepinkrook i saw the guy bye the tank to lol isint that tex?????

[Creepinkrook]

@scooterjim77 yeah that's what every body else told me haha

[DaFinMonsta]

@Creepinkrook It might be time travelling Church.

[robohoboful]

@Creepinkrook ITS LOPEZ



[TheAnimedudeXD]

@Creepinkrook: you mean lopez?

[optimumXtreme]

@Creepinkrook i think thats lopez

[ZombieMaster420]

@Creepinkrook the guy at 0:24 is lopez

[sammyfan]

lol when hes naming oh names he goes and says wallle

[AllUPinYouRBooTyHOle]

Can it frankestein! lol

[Battleguild]

Simmons 2.0

[TacosAreWizard]

"Simmons, I need your ovaries!"

[smugkitteh5]

i love how dumb caboose is now!!

[Duhviine]

Are you smoking inside your helmet again?

What?! No!...oops

[XtreamVII]

So is Simons and Grif part robot? Someone plz tell me im confused

[snas0002]

@XtreamVII is spelt Griff

[bagrCZ]

@snas0002 no, its not

[snas0002]

@bagrCZ yes is is

p.s simons is part robot Griff is part simons

[Rainlesslover]

reds may do nothing to the plot, but they add so much to the humor context and the overall views of this show. without the red this show would just be "blue." and i doubt people would go see it

[TheJesseholt]

reds are my favorite

[MrVampireSlayer]

@TheJesseholt Love the reds. Do wish they had more to do... But eh, whatever haha

[skatelord141]

how the hell did these guys get into spartan training

[VGclass]

50 people tripped on a spleen ball.

[noodlepeople357]

wen church killed the church in caboose's memory he killed the memory of church in caboose that dumbass

[lolly071461]

@noodlepeople357 really, O'Mally killed the Church that was in Caboose's mind. XD

[noodlepeople357]

@lolly071461  thought the real church killed the memory of churchhhhhh so confusinnnnnnnnnnnggggggggg

[pamonicutt10]

why are these free on youtube....but you have to buy them on xbox

[zetkaru666]

@pamonicutt10 no you don't you can watch them on halo waypoint for free

[pamonicutt10]

@zetkaru666 my halo waypoint wont let me update. But that just proves my point that its stupid.

i dont get why you dont pay for it at all. except from the marketplace.

[sparkyify7]

@NikolaiCarpathia oooooohhhhhhh...ya !

[nWo85]

"simmons, i need your ovaries!" xD

[userdragonfly168]

"oh of course i remember you you're marvin!

[jonvp9038]

50 people dont believe in Spanish Land

[Ramon609]

simons is dutch/irish?! because i am dutch i think simons and i would get along just fine :P

[elmoninja97]

griff should be the robot

[miniHunter84]

red sucks

[KohTheName1]

SIMON! i need your ovaries XD

[afrofitz]

@KohTheName1 its simmons

[droid521]

Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony split after 7 years........ Who the fuck is Marc Anthony?

[miguel117]

@droid521 nobody, just the man that pumped twins into JLo.

[Sinki606]

the reds really out number the blues

[DrkAllanon]

"Simmons! I need your ovaries!" hahaha

[chunkychocolate437]

They should give Simmons the robot arm in reach.

[MegaRoflcopter97]

Really? I'm going 35 in a row...

I've never seen this series so I'm determined to watch the whole series.

[MrENERGYDRINKZ]

@MegaRoflcopter97 Same here.

[oldman32123]

i have just watched 16 episodes of red vs blue in a row. im going to sleep now...

[GamezorGirl]

@oldman32123 That's not good enough!

[oldman32123]

@GamezorGirl i was going to go for the whole of season 2 but i just couldn't do it. only like 2 episodes off though.

[lemonman93]

bakersdozen=11



[SirRelyc]

@lemonman93 a bakers dozen is 13...

[MinecraftMatt13]

i wanna go to tht spanishland

[princessyoukai1234]

@MinecraftMatt13

I live in spanishland c:

[Sharkformer]

What did sarge say at the end? Blank by the blank of your blank with a blank in the blank. I got as far as "Flying by the seat of your pants"

[Esspen089]

Halo Reach or Halo 3 Red Vs Blue!

[HimesInu]

@Esspen089 This is the first Halo. The hint is in Blood Gulch.

[Esspen089]

@HimesInu what i meant that they should make a remake in halo reach or halo 3 lol

[HimesInu]

@Esspen089 Ah

[mastercollin22]

@MrMental1234 you mean mexico yayayayayayayayyayayaya lol spanish land!

[psychoracer200]

@MrMental1234 HEHE SO FANNY

[Goferguy2]

who is marvin, dave, terrent, and wally?

[quirkj01]

i don't get it? context plz?