The Drums of War can Stop

[kevincollide]

keep the wars! we must keep up our defence against enemy's on the planet en out of space!

[nick21701]

wtf is this?

[askarollah]

Today is Attan from Hamburg Rast Ta Kabul Jane Jananem, Fedahi, Qorbanetan, Khake Paishoma Wa Ina'Lillahy Wa Ina Ellahi Raje'un.

[askarollah]

Salamo Alaikom Wa Rahmat Ullahu Wa Barakatuhu wa Maghfiratuhu Fi Dunya Wa Akhira Salamo Alaikom To The Ummah. Wa'Allahu Shahedul Haq

[askarollah]

04.03.2010 0000 8 0000 01020304 STOP THE NOW WARS ! STOP NOW BI ISMILLAH

00001234 43210000 km Pro Stunde Hour 1  INSHA ALLAH Today is the Day When the world has no reason for FIGHT_ BASS STOP BROTHERS AND SISTERS. Today Please Illahy. I am begging the lord of the worlds to LET TODAY BE THE LAST DAY OF WAR, YOU DONT WANT TO IMAGINE WHAT I HAVE SEEN ON EARTH....

[askarollah]

And here is how How it started 0001234.4321000

[askarollah]

PEACE

[askarollah]

LOVE

[askarollah]

Askarollah

[askarollah]

AFGHANi AFGHAN AFGHANAK AFGHANBOSS AFGHANY @ L I V E . C O M, NO MONEY

[askarollah]

TODAY , NOW , Jetzt , STOP BASS ANTIGRAVITY 74917440001 - STOP Ghurabaa

[anonymousassasin1]

The Marcab confederacy FTW

[mergu84]

I really like the "The Ascent" from Brian Eno, really threw me off, really nice touch. It also made me lol.

[DAILEYericCaryUSA]

Damn, I wanna b a markabiain, get paid 67 dollars. Yeah.

[ELITEayon62]

wow this has to be the most awsome troll video ever

[Etonlor333]

nice troll

[syldude992]

Nice video, sounds like the salad fingers bg music too

[MegaGeek325]

The one thing that I love about this video...

That monotone makes it sound so serious.

They make it sound so serious, and so realistic (currency at an inflation of... whatever else it said)

But despite this, human logic prevails, and no one believes it.

If there were really aliens undercover somewhere, an announcement like this would be perfect; NO ONE WOULD BELIEVE IT!

And yet... it would be hard to disprove it without saying it's too hard to believe.

[LinkHimora]

The Lulz the lulz I cant stop laughfing

[JohnnyAnonic]

but I like Cindy Lauper

[anonymousoilder]

oh damn the secrets out...for the lulz!!!

[Pyr0clasam]

This is gave me the luuuulz.

[uberjim83]

ROW ROW EXTORT THE POWAH

[Snarkonymous]

hahahahahaha

[tetropods]

lolololololololol

[CestTamora]

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Sarcasm is my God. :) ANON FTW!

[LighterFly]

I lol'd

[Hulkmania316]

Is this a joke?

Anonymous is very serious.

[Kopaka3800]

what is this bullshit?

[2ndamendmentgirl]

I need to take the DeLorean in for new brake pads so I can go back to Marcabia for my hive mom's foot surgery! Serious business. Plz send paycheck c/o: Rickrolls Unlimited, 17 Miscavige St., Mystic, CT 06355. Thnx. Hail Xenu, our dear 'n fuzzy lord.

[Kilia40]

Very well done! Bravo!!

[KaizaRoll]

So it takes 67 dollars to REALLY make Anonymous our personal army? Shweet.

[submariner176]

are marcabians, (on average) taller than David Miscavage?

[manan0nim0us4]

Everyone is. Hell, give the man a pair of white pants and a white hat and paint him blue and you've got yourself a ScinoSmurf.

[Thundercross]

This is some heavy duty sarcasm here. A bit too thick for my tastes, but one thing grabs my attention:

The prediction is that Cindie Lauper will be the next Rick Astley. I did a Youtube search and the only song that I remember is Girls Just Wanna Have Fun.

And that brings me to my question. Do you want me to start CindieRolling people now? Because I just might.

[submariner176]

do it.

That's all we wa..awa.awant. Anononymous just want's to have fun, want to have fun, girls.

[DanteCWB]

1000 internets for you good sir.

[Karlfalcon]

WHERE IS MY XENUDAMNNED PAYCHEK!?

I've been waiting for over a Galactic Month and still no word from Home Office.

[binboyuk]

I R A Zorg!

[ThetanMonger]

nooo cindy lopper will not be a meme in my life time!

[PlymouthScientology]

Hahahahaha

:)

Hail Xenu!

[mollie2810]

*rofl* But you know they will really believe this, don't you?! O.o

[NotSoOldHippy]

Damn fucking right!

[PWNLRH]

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!! this is made of fucking WIN!

[fangorn23]

I lol'd hard. good job

[Mcpunk107]

:) expect us

[omran11]

zorgs ??

what the hell is all this crap about. COME ON PEOPLE !!! people cannot really believe this

[Lithys]

its true. just like scientology is not a cult and totally does not abuse its members.

[Anonymous14612]

I am personally a Marcabian

[XxAlmightyStanxX]

".....'cept a little bit better." I lol'd so hard @ that!

Marcabians are PURE WIN!

[th3soulreaper]

Epic BEL AIR!

[Anonnumition]

I lol'd. Hard.

Very well done.

Guess our secret's out though, guise D=

[ThetanMonger]

300 huh, sounds like we had a lot of breeding going on to pump our numbers in the past few months.

[HAPrime]

This is great, Funny shit. Keep up the fight.

[illhavethesoup]

lol

[insecthero]

also build moar pylons

[rhondaar]

Y'all crack me up!

[anonymousblackdude]

I haven't been getting my Zorks :S

Who should I talk to about that? lol

[AntaresInScorpius]

LMAO

[Anonymous505050]

We also want Vespene Gas!!!!  LOLLOLOLO!!!

[bazzar84]

I'll take my payment in the form of preconstructed pylons, to shut Aldaris up.

[Anonymous505050]

heheheheehe lol

[autarkus]

THIS IS MARCABIA !!!!1171

[StuffStuffAnon]

We also want Vespene Gas!!!!

[Anonymous505050]

heheheheeh LOLOL

WE NEED MORE VESPENE GAS

[anonvscos]

I lol'd

then o remembered all the moralfags that thing they'll change anything and arn't doing it for the lulz...

[Aizubraig]

I Salute You.

[anonvscos]

What the hell is this nonsense?

It's not even lulzy

moralfags...

[tingtangs]

gb2/420chan, failfag.

[H5LL2O25]

I should have known, more fucking aliens. It's getting so you can't swing a dead cat around here without hitting someone from another planetary system. You guys better all have little green cards or your asses are sooo deported!

And we want Elvis back!

[silverbloodcat]

Seconding the return of our hip-swinging love machine you greedy butt-probers! *shake fist*

[0987654321anon]

LOL scientology is so full of shit they claim that they are light years ahead of us in intellect but they cant even grasp this rather basic concept of anon it really makes me laugh good post

[puffymuppet]

Really? If they're that far ahead, I'd like to see the IQ tests to prove it.

[kyronet]

As funny as this video was, it was not a good idea to claim you are being paid anything. I know it was a joke/dig at Scientology which I applaud, but it could easy be misinterpreted by Scientologists, Anonymous messages need to be clear, concise and to the point. This message will be less effective and may damage the cause. Kyro.

[sidcortes]

You, lulz killer, shut up. Anybody who takes this joke as truth is already brainwashed. If scifags are claiming we're being paid, we get to make fun of that accusation anyway we can.

[Sol1496]

I'm hoping his account was hacked or somthing, because this is REALLY out of character.

[Sol1496]

(I get that it is a joke and all,but I don't think it's very funny)

[anon1207]

As bad as the US dollar is doing, the Marcabian Zork is doing even worse. Don't even get me started on the skyrocketing price of vespene gas. Don't blame us for selling out - a guy's gotta eat.

[Avery1now]

Lulzy

[aubekin]

But will the lizard people double the offer?

[Industrialscribe]

Once more into the breach my Marcabian friends...

[emprise]

I's funny, but they will do a whole see I told you so thing with it.

[Sn00gans]

Someone make a LAWLPERROLL!

[logicaust]

I'm starting to think that a lot of the people that protested once (or even twice) have started to drop off. I won't; I'll continue to spread the word.

But it's sad when I see videos like this; full of self-praise, mockery, claims of 'mission accomplished'...

xenutv, as well as other long-time protesters of Co$ have been banned by YouTube; everyday Co$ is successfully suppressing our collective message.

I hope a lot of you make good on that long ago promise.

Don't stop. Don't give up.

Bye.

[Enturbululz]

Er...I don't think you get the joke. lawl.

[logicaust]

Oh, don't worry; I get it. It's just that I'm not laughing.

The reason for that is because it's empty. It's a video put together by some bored people with no message to its supporters other than its own various 'inside jokes'.

Words alone have brought next to no support for our movement (that being to dismantle and bring Co$ to justice); evident by the amount of uniques that this video has pulled.

I'd much rather discuss organizing another IRL protest than participate in 'moar lulz'.

[Exarian]

yes, I fear anonymous has lost focus as of late...

[MilkmanConspiracy]

I sense a Borg siting.

Lulz are integral. This whole movement would not have started without lulz. How can a sense of humor not be needed to fight a 'Church' that does not allow its followers to NOT take it seriously? Do as you like, but I think one of the coolest and most unique parts of this movement is that we fight injustice and have fun doing it. Caek?

[logicaust]

Actually, the people at the secret place decided to gun for Co$ because of the Cruise videos. They wanted something big to make fun of; to humiliate.

The so-called 'movement' was around since the inception of Scientology some 30 years ago & it wasn't founded on 'lulz'.

It's been fought from Usenet for longer than I have been alive. True, anonymous brought awareness that might not have come normally...

But anonymous hasn't really *fought* like some others. People have been ruined fighting Co$.

[Enturbululz]

Then do it and stop spamming the comments with your bawwing.

[logicaust]

You mean like protest myself? -_-;;

This is one of the things I had hoped to highlight in my previous comments; whilst there was initial fervor, it has died down.

Going further, some anonymous have convenient memories. Further still, some anonymous continue to follow this solely for the pursuit of 'lulz' and not to actually do anything regarding Co$ or its activities.

Stop spamming the comments...am I ruining your 'lulz' by expressing concern over the recent onset of apathy from anonymous?

[MilkmanConspiracy]

By This Movement I meant anonymous. I know about the others. Paulette Cooper, Wise Beard Man, and many more. But it is now because of anonymous' thirst for lulz that the cause is getting so much more attention.

If there's any apathy happening with in this huge, loosely associated group, it could be not because we're not serious, but because our last protests were about serious issues and jokes and fun fell by the wayside.

[Enturbululz]

If you're that concerned, then do something to change it instead of just whining. Problem solved. :)

[DarthX3nu]

I will protest for Marcabian Caek!

[dbvalentine]

Its Cyndi Lauper not Cindie. U Marcabians dont know anything!

[zak2000]

I've lol'ed so hard. I have this to share all anon/scifag-war interested people, this is just funny as hell.

[EpicFailAnon]

Oh lawd.. Xenu's gonna be pissed that they know now

[kitt0rz]

Regional Director - my Zork Wire Transfer has not been completed for this calendar month. Please advise. Need the money to buy more earth pornography (to aid study of human anatomy).

[noventar]

Imbeciles!!! Don't you know it is against the Marcabian law to expose our identity to lowly earthlings? The producer of this binary digital information transmission will be reported to General Xanbar swiftly

[goldenweapon]

looooooooooooooooooool

[animorphs17]

Best video ever

[Aurudin]

THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!

=P

[verdictisvengeance]

Dude, you guys should be asking for 100,000 Marcabian zorks. You've been working your asses off (do Marcabians have asses?), you deserve it.

[ThetanBait]

Marcabians are such sell-outs.

[AnonOutreach]

Drat, my depends are soggy now

5starfav

[AnonOutreach]

We get all the music late--being that we're 20 light years away...

[Innuya]

it's so great to get these regular checks from Big Pharma, ever since I've become unemployed (:

[AnonOutreach]

I just wanna know why Eli Lily refused to pay for the pizza when we sent them the bill.

[jimmyisikura]

awesome job chan, best yet

[BringingBalance]

do u guys no xenu?

tell him i miss him

and just make sure he still has my phone number, he never calls anymore... X(

[caliberkiller44]

i love you guys, and would love to father your manbabies

[Keekeeleekee]

Its too funny that the leaders of Scientology explained to their members that Anonymous are being paid by the big Pharma companies - nothing could be further from the truth.

Come on good people who are currently in the "Church" - open your eyes. Your leaders are LYING TO YOU again.

All that will ever be true for you is available in you - YOUR observations and opinions - not theirs.

If the tech works like they claim it does then why are we still here?

[jimmyisikura]

precisely

[Vaanderwaals]

Best Chanology vid possibly ever

[Rasenchidori]

LOL! CHANGOLOGY!

[macman13]

13th MONTH!!!

BRING ON FRANUARAY!!!

[blackking1]

rofl. That's brilliant. Here's hoping they can understand sarcasm :P

[ElberethArcamen]

Needs moar Zorks.

[themadhair]

HAHAHAAAHAHAHA!!!!

Brilliant!!!!

[generaleskimo]

Hail Xenu! We just need to stop them from reaching the Operating Thetan before they die. Then we can rule earth FOREVER!

[OMGLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL]

30 k Mzorks or DISMANTLE!

[hypnometal]

This sounds like a typical capitalist scheme.  Of course pharmaceutical companies wouldn't hire humans to conduct their campaign when they can hire Marcabians for cheap!

Gives a new meaning to hiring illegal aliens. ;-)

[DeimosSaturn]

Anti-matter fuel prices are getting absurd.

[GetTheCans]

lol

[AJ78910]

I KNEW XENU WAS BEHIND THIS.

[RevKale]

Rick Roll

[Enturbululz]

Glory Marcabia!

[DeimosSaturn]

Hail Xenu!

[sungis]

Scientologists are ridiculous.

[MrFyde]

Somebody is going to believe this.

[bmil69]

yes, a scientologist, this makes about as much sense as their "doctrine" if not more

[carbuncular]

All the Zorks the pharmaceutical company pays me isn't enough to refuel my starship. Hopefully another evil organization can hire me and my superb Battletoads skills for a higher pay.

[dilmo22]

LOL

[smellycheeseman1]

lolwut

[themuffin]

42000 Marcabian Zorks?

I only got 2000!!

[anonymous950077]

piff i'm a rjein marcabian

i gets 50000 marcabian zorks

very few are left after the races, but we strive for battle and are highly addabtable

RJEIN MARCABS LIVE ON!!!

[AnonymousAnonAnon]

Marcabian Zorks...

Lol'd

[HereticSeraphim]

Glory Marcabia

[Insineratehymn]

lol satire

[lothrazar]

Is scientology really telling their members this story? Thats amazing.

[echo013]

"DC8 spacecrafts, except a little better" hahaha this is awesome guys.

Great job

[SlaerAkuyume]

I lawled.

[NewYork420420]

Marcabians!!!

DC-8.... except a little better

[spncr91]

Free Xenu! He didn't do'd it!

[sidcortes]

Hail Xenu!

[allmuppetcaligula]

I'd buy that for a zork.

[An0nymous411]

Brian Eno is one of us too and courteously provided the background music for this video. For the lulz of course.

[anonspitfire]

truth at last..

[gnidich2000]

hahahaha.. wooo! marcabians!

[SoakyBeaver]

I just peed a little.

[jmcmovie]

I love you folks!! Hail Xenu!! Brilliant Response!!!

[soulinite]

Hail our lord Xenu!

[soulinite]

Find out what it is like in the sea org by going to this link.

3w(dot)blogtalkradio(dot)com/s­tations/bc/glosslip/2008/04/25­/Glosslip-From-Our-Lips-To-You­r-Ears

Hail Xenu!

[LurkingObesity]

thanks for not mentioning how our race is terrified of dogs.

(oh shi-)

[lightningjim]

This is so full of LULZ that I cannot see this being made of anything but EPIC WIN.

[2ndamendmentgirl]

Hail Marcabia,

our noble purple home, we fight for thee, though the pay sucks

HAAAAILLL MAARCAAAAABIIIIIAAAA!!!!

[YakkityYakko]

Darn it, I thought we are negotiating for 54k Marcabian Zorks!?! Come on man, where's the leader in charge of this charade?

[AnonOutreach]

The union rep is coming on the next ship YakkityYakko.

[TOJoe3000]

LOL

[selfhealed]

fucking awesome i loled hard

[ensuit]

lol jokes man

Wonder what their reaction to this is gonna be though..

[MasterHobbes]

we are anonymous we got paid expect us

[MaulMachine]

Oh, you magnificent bastards.

[robhugo]

"like those DC-8 spacecrafts, only better..."

GOLD

[Anon514]

lmao, nice...

[aaron1900]

rofl thats pretty hilarious

[filorps]

Next Scientology video will quote mine this vid for lulz.

[Anonymous1075]

This is the best video EVAH!!

ps...I'd like my cheque please :)

[quagieee]

All your markabian swords are belong to us!

[AnonF]

Also, the song is Brian Eno - An Ending (Ascents) for anyone wondering.

[matthewhugheswidnes]

Win. Seriously.

[Idianarose]

Teeheee :)

[AnonF]

HAIL XENU LOL

[RationalResponsive]

I am a Psychiatrist!

I am Anonymous

- no more.

[Socksee]

hahaha

[anonmuc]

lol wut

[kradraef13]

LMAO!

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