Arnold's account of Total Recall

[InfragilisTerminatio]

LOL

[Guerillaradio13]

a secret spy called howser

IM QUADDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[SupremeOverlordSatan]

Him and three men grab me and I end up KILLING THEM ALL IN AN ALLEYYY!

[jadetraveler]

Funny, this movie made some fairly bad predictions about future technology. It's funny seeing someone using a CRT monitor when it's supposed to be set in the future. And the cars.. so ugly.. :)

[Manusturbo]

@jadetraveler I actually think they made pretty accurate predictions if you look beyond the surface. The design pretty much realizes a dystopia covered up with with utopian pretenses. It may not look like the American middle class ideal, but the set is pretty third world postmodernist.

[Jim44ee]

and the machine went off coz i had breaponary on me

[The1984graham]

and he gave me a package I said I want to be a secret called HOUSER.......... IM QUAID!

[Lightotronic]

@The1984graham ahahhaha

[Lightotronic]

one of ma very favourites on the Youtube

[glasgowcitylights]

YOU BLEW MY COVEEEEEEEEEEEEER!

[tipsymclovin]

They don't like weaponry on the subway.

[PhillipH903]

awesome video!

[glenakatsr]

so i got on the subwaaaaaaaaaaay LMAO

[fetusgrind]

then I found out she was a spy cause she's on the phone to RRRICHTEhh!!!

[vadertuber]

2:56 Why did you say "oh fuk"?

[mrpossibilities]

The WIN moment is "YOU BLEW MY COVEEERRR!....... YOU BLEW MY COVEEERRR!"

[RFI]

Good song. Terrible technical values but terribly funny. :)

[sec0ndevolution]

Hahaha! Found this again at last. Hilarious!

[jxbboi]

lol u sound ridiculous

[mulchdiggums]

this is just amazing, "for memory of a life time, recall recall recall" haha

[DeLL116]

1:52 - hahahahhaahahha

[r3t4y5]

One of the funniest things ever...

[rplusjtube]

Hey Quaid! where you wanna go? you wanna do go ta jupitah?! I"M NOT CRAZY I'M GOING TO MARS!

[TelephoneScatologica]

full of spoilers.

[Caluma122]

Haha, sooo funny,

[robrunner84]

fucking stupid...doesnt even sound like arnold. sounds like a retard.

[harmonicgrunt]

pile of shit

[kmp3000]

Quato Lives!

[kadajjWJM]

For A Memory Of A Lifetime... Recall Recall Recaaaaall

[vdvryank]

you blew my COVER.......you blew my cover

[vdvryank]

haha and my eyes were buggin out all over the place, this never gets old

[CanalTCM]

Oh, too bad the embed option is not activated, the video is hilarious :)

[reiocom]

IM QUAID!!!!!

[vdvryank]

best bit haha

[remakecondorman]

it's not coffee

[HappyImmolation]

And then a man came out in a....

Jacket.

[egg64]

You blew his covah.

[IIxCaseyJonesxII]

hehe

[djbaker26]

anit watch this time

[Mastahfung]

You blew my cover....... You blew my cover.

[kieffelstein]

2:38 mmmmmmm she´s hot !!!

[docdog333]

@kieffelstein Oh, you mean Todd Rungren?

[MrCurt123]

How Gay.

[kieffelstein]

Ronny Cox must be proud.

[kieffelstein]

ahahahahahahahahaha, thi is great!!!!! LoL

[noblebeech]

"Woke up from a dream; it was a scene!" rofl

[FreakinSweet86]

What about the rest of the movie lol, surely there is second part to the song?

[mrjamesb56]

When Micheal Ironside loses his arms , Arnold should have said ,"You need a hand?....or two?...

[mrjamesb56]

I would take any "Brain" treatment to be able to make Sweet love with Sharon Stone in her Prime,...Oh Yeah!...

[maddingo12]

is this arnold or kermit the frog?

[iizlandon]

YOU BLEW MUH COVUHHHhhhh...

[crucialconflict02]

haha nice job. this is funny.

[Calicortez]

ROFL!! @ 1:53

[Corleonetone]

ahaahh this bass line is fckin funny

[Playlistamac]

PREDATOR HURAWRARAWR

[reiocom]

IM QUAID!!!

[theboombody]

This guy sounds just like Arnold.

I wish I sounded like Jack Perkins.

[sniper479]

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DO PREDATOR!!!

[dapress504]

man, i gotta give it to you.this shit is funny.you got my vote on predator.

[Kalecommando]

"flexing my muscles" hahahaha... please do Predator!!!

[legendapoju22]

I said I wanted to be a secret agent called HAUSR!!!!

[MakaveliWiklund]

"the robot gary called me over" ??? i don't remember gary being a robot? :S

[strokesfan1107]

i think he was referring to the Johnny Cab as a robot.

[ensiferumfan]

I'm going to MAHS!

[sniper479]

ROFLMAO! YOU BLEW MY COVER!!

[sniper479]

PMSL You're genius man! PLEASE DO MORE!!

[OopeeShaba]

narrator reminds me of a muppet

[WatchYouTakeTheFall]

IN AN ALLEY!

[Metatronicus]

When you started singing "recall, recall recall" i was laughing soo hard.

[im4everskilled]

YOU BLEW MY COVEER!

[geekmasterB]

DO RUNNING MAN!!!!

[mestar99]

I wish it went all the way through the movie :(. Still funny though!

[JakeSolitaire]

1:07

Mr. McClane

Subtle Die Hard reference.

[bsmith31]

awesome

[mefik]

loll, best shit i have ever seen, for a memory of lifetime, recall recall ohh recalll

[egg64]

TWO WEEKS.

[Nequame]

If you're going to do something like this, at least get the fucking imitation right.

[knownpleasures]

excelllent  fantastic

[deansarge]

very funny!...

[LoonyBinJim]

Arnold what are you doing?? Get to da choppa!

[ukbang2007]

Aiiaa aiiiaaaa aaiiiiaaaa .... !!!!

You blew my cova.

aiiiaaaa aaaaaaiiiiiaaaiiaa aaaaiiaaa !!!

[dueyeastwood]

hahahaha

[freedomsoldier187]

with my machine gun and my uzi in my pants !

[parkour720]

who is talking?

[dcn8933]

@parkour720 Arnold Schwarzenegger

[RussianYulia17X]

LOL

[badge1545]

Eyes were bulging. Penis was bulging.....

[XxIrishSaintVxX]

hahahahahah funniest part

[MrRomiq]

this was very funny. could have been longer :))

[wrebagzhoe]

I love that this only accounts for the first ten minutes of the movie. LOL

[Lightotronic]

this video can represent ALL YOUTUBE!

ma favourite!

[UTubesucks332]

dude if you want to make a funny dub it has to actually be something different than the movie. you basically just say what's happening on screen..

[IIIJFRIII]

U BLEW MY COVAA!!! lololol

[Viper19007]

"You blew my cover." Easily the best part of it. Lol.

[ScarlettPluto]

"Where do you want go go? Wanna go to Jupiter? I'm not crazy, I'm going to Mars!!" hahahahahah

[withonea]

Lol. Favorited at "some black chick was painting her nails red with a little machine that made them go green." lol so funny!

[GomerDose]

You forgot the fat lady "2 Weaks"

[fatal9er]

WIN

[glenakatsr]

so i got on the sub waaaaaaaayyy LMAO

[WPGUTROT88]

lmao wtfff ''you blew my cover'' in such a calm tone

[reiocom]

AND A MAN CAME OUT IN A...JACKET...

[burn89]

oh my god, i need the mp3, where can i get it?

[TaintedMustard]

I thought his friend's name was Harry.

[viniciuspinus]

THAT WAS AWESOME..but i didnt like the way ending though

[Hoju95]

breaking bricks with gary

[carlosnix]

So funny, best line

[agetube83]

Dogahlahss

Qeuahhaid

[juju10683]

this is fuckin fantastic

[matstout]

you went to those brain butchers

[IIIJFRIII]

lol

[hitokirimoy]

LOOOLL 2:14...2:16

[J91122]

what about the chick with the three tits

[MrCarnivour]

three tits! arnie says:

ARGHH! BoOobs!

[luckyabe20]

his name wasnt gray its HARRY!

[MrCarnivour]

who cares it's friggin funny!

[dethklok24]

I'm Quaid!

[calebboy74]

Damn.. thats funniest shit i ever scene...that was good

[MrCarnivour]

you barely made it through without breaking up completly! 1000 stars for this! fuckin awesome!

[Number44fatty]

2:07

[2degucitas]

Very good, but it's not the whole thing!!!!!!

[number2xtreme]

How was your day?

[humplefree]

a classic

[Number44fatty]

HI MERRILL

[Number44fatty]

NIce bowl hair cut

[Number44fatty]

HEY, U have a bowl hair

[Verschimmelnder]

very good. very funny.

[number2xtreme]

HI DANIEL :)

[3035514833]

Oh my god I just pooped my pants laughing!

[IIxCaseyJonesxII]

very cool song and clip :)

5p

[eburton12]

YOU BLEW MY COVERRRRRR!!!!!

[sinbad0910]

This is my favourite video on the whole of youtube! grat work guys I 'cant stop singing 'for the memory of a lifetime...."

[LennyWingtip]

i pretty much was laughing the whole time.

[CerebralTantrum]

LOL!

[wconditi]

pot will rot yer brain ok?

[sheeprule]

Not as funny as commando

[treos85]

this was fucking hilarious nice work guys :)

[tjeppi]

NICE!!!

[Fellowship1983]

YA BLEW MAH COVAHHHHHHHH!

[m1ghtysauc3]

TWO WEEKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[senegalprt]

for a memory of a life time recall recall recall, best song ever

[aleyton003]

2:56 "OH F*CK" in the background loool

[swartproductions]

1:52 = super epic xD

[derekio137]

lol u blew my cover

[Corleonetone]

the bass guitar makes it fuckin funny man

[r3t4y5]

One of the funniest things ever.

[jamesellis33]

This is so stupid, you sound like a jamacian. Your impression sucks mon, piece of shit lol.

[tubulartubular]

this is hilarious lmao

[Szartard]

Weaponary.

[Ninjauman558]

and a man came out in a.... jacket...

[Truthseeker1412]

lol???

[ectomy1235]

this is terrible not funny best not to attempt things when they arent that funny

[wunksta]

YOU BLEW MAH COVAHH

[GaryT85]

not the best arnold impression, but a quality video..

i laughed the whole way through

[ae023]

A, just enjoy the video for what it is---half the people criticizing cant even make a video

[ghostface216]

Meh this isn't that funny

[boamuro]

1:11 "painting them red with the little machine that made them go green?" That doesn't make any sense. They were green to begin with.

It could have used some jokes towards then end... you were just explaining it normal and completely out of order.

[Stevieb83]

its just supposed to be improvised humour

[drwierd]

thats my governator

[ShyneRomania]

I just saw this movie...good ideas but the one with the clones (TOW the clone takes the "previous" individuums clthes before even he passes out) is the best one with arnold ;)

[gears7992]

lol

[breeeegs]

Some scientist should combine the dna of Arnold Schwarzenegger, Clint Eastwood, Chuck Norris, and Tommy Lee Jones, and then make that person president

[Szartard]

This is fucking awesome.

[FacultyFan]

no shit, I love this!

[Lightotronic]

watch strictly undertha sensiherb.

[burtonrules123]

the movie wasnt a dream, it was real.

[drwierd]

the movie is based on actual events

[clg26]

It is based on a true story.

[chloeVENOM]

you blew my coverrrr

you blew my coverrrr hahahaha what a fucking video!!

[jamesrosevear]

LOL

[lilacapricot]

I thought the beginning was more interesting.

[Lastmarineonmars]

LMAO that was great! :D

[Gwamus]

YOU BLEW MY CONVERRRR!

[Kay4DAE]

fucking hilarious XDDD

[FacultyFan]

LMAO!

[apfs8888]

make part two - im sure arnold has a few things to say about benny

[snakejohnson]

I want to be a secret agent called Hauser!!!

I'm Quaid!!!!!!!!!!1

This is the best man

[dcn8933]

@snakejohnson and it looks like he even says "Im Quiad" when he stabs the guy.

[BAZ752]

Brilliant, Brilliant, Brilliant. Thanks for this, made my night!

[r3t4y5]

This is briliant.

[iHasTheMunchies]

whats the song called?

and good video made me laugh all the way through xD