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  • fuckin dumb niggers, as if they can afford to laugh at anything

  • I can't even dance to techno, so does it matter what race ?

  • funny video. i get it. i CAN dance to techno though! jump rhythmically and wave your arms around. i can do the electric slide to it as well. and yes,it's a work out!

  • OREO! lol just kidding. your just proper

  • It's cause they're old dummies! (Person that uploaded the video)

  • LOOOOOOOOOOOOL. THATS HILARIOUS

  • First Off there not teenagers anymore second their fuckin oreos...what would you expect

  • @issabella1117 racis

  • Sooooooo true!

  • I love techno. I am obsessed with the new hip hop/techno lifestyle!! Best of both worlds!! Finally. Mutual ground.

  • i' m black i love techno and i would kill it! diva style

  • Techno was created by Blacks in Detroit City! And house by Blacks in Chicago.

  • @luvureally Not true. It was created by the early industrial artists--none of which were black. Sorry ...

  • @SullenMorbius Sorry, early industrial was not dance friendly. The Detroit fathers of techo(none of which were white) were influenced by Kreftwerk and other European synthpop. They created a sound that blended that synthpop with soul, funk & disco.

  • @luvureally Horseshit. When did they put out their first record?

  • @luvureally Look up "United" or "Hot on the Heels of Love" by a group called, Throbbing Gristle. Came out in '76. Danceable and made by white people. Again, sorry ...

  • @SullenMorbius "United" sounds like a rehash of Sun Ra & his Arkestra, throw in a little Ornette Coleman also, difference is Sun Ra & Coleman produced "experimental" music that actually swung and was danceable unlike your "industrial" music. "Heels of Love" sounds like a slowed down version of 1975 Donna Summer "I Feel Love", produced by Georgio Moroder. avant-garde jazz & disco, neither of which created by whites.

  • @luvureally Nice try, but "Heels of Love" came out in '74. Hell, even Kraftwerk's "Man-Machine" record came out in '75 which contains the dance-floor hit, "We Are the Robots". The record contains about 4 extended electronic jams (6 to 7 min. long w little lyrics) w electronic drums and synthesizer. Your assertion is preposterous on its face. Blacks never created or even furthered techno music--perhaps some underground DJs today, but they merely continue what whites created before them.

  • @SullenMorbius Sun Ra was a pioneer of electronic music. 1973 "Spontaneous Simplicity", 1969 "Mu", 1967 Atlantis" and many more. The term "techno" was not even used until the 80s! Uh "Heels of Love" released in 1979 - definite disco & funk influence. Wrong date again, Man Machine released in "78, again denatured funk and disco. Kreftwerk achieved commercial express when they combined their sound with denatured funk & disco.

  • @SullenMorbius Even the dances in techno, electronic (whatever you want to call it) are rooted in Black dance. They heavily "borrow" from hip hop and dances as old as the Charleston.

  • @luvureally Expreimental electronic came out as early as 19th century and created by white men. The earliest recording that can even be remotely considered "techno" was Kraftwerk's, Autobahn--created by white men. The album was a huge commercial success long before your supposed funk influence fell upon Kraftwerk (which is laughable). Therefore, lastly, I challenge you to tell me one song by Kraftwerk song that has "funk" influence. Just one ...

  • @SullenMorbius "Autobahn", Trans Euro Express & Robot all influenced by funk & disco. Funk & disco were around before kreftwerk. Listen to the beat. That is not a Euro created sound. Your so called "techno" boys merely wedded electronic sound to funk & disco. The Supremes "You Keep Me Hanging On" & their "Reflections" are predecessors of disco, techo & house. West Germany was hugely influenced by American music because of USA occupation.

  • @luvureally Lol. The Supremes are precursors to techno? Name one techno artist who'd claim they were influenced by The Supremes. That's freaking hilarious! There's not a shred of black funk in Kraftwerk. It's not dance-y type music. You said so yourself. There's no strong bass in their sound, at all. You're ignorant. It's blasphemous to suggest Kraftwerk were funky black music. I'd laugh in your face at that remark. Kraftwerk's first record came out in late 60's--long before disco hit the scene

  • @SullenMorbius The term techno was not even used until mid 80s when the genre was created. I said industrial. Techno is dance music (all the hip hop dances). If you're talking about Kreftwerk pre 1974 They did have an industrial sound, but they also played blues rock (American music) . Kreftwerk later work featured strong programmed drum beats, like funk and disco BEFORE it. The song featured in this video has much more in common with disco and "You Keep Me Hanging On' than early Kreftwerk.

  • @SullenMorbius Lot of Kreftwerk early work very similar to Sun Ra as I said earlier, which you chose to ignore. Not all of Kreftwerk early work was all electronic either. I did not say Kreftwerk was funky, they were influenced by funk & disco. Disco has heavy funk & r&b influence. They would have never have gotten such a wide audience if they had not incorporated disco into their music, it made it far more acceptable to the masses. The way you revel in your denial is hilarious.

  • @luvureally This is the most interminable black bullshit I've ever heard. What next? Da Vinci was ifluenced by George Jefferson? You write blacks started techno. I call you up on it, and your evidence is Sun Ra and The Supremes? It was Kraftwerk. Ask any DJ. I'd fight you to the end of time on this. Unfortunately (for you), history's on my side. You see, some things are worth fighting your life for, and the preservation of honor and truth are a couple. You, sir, are a moron! :D Good day ...

  • @SullenMorbius You are a jackass in strong denial. You keep referring to Kreftwerk and other electronic pop groups as techno when the term was not even in use in mid 70s, late 70s. The music of early Kreftwerk and other industrial groups was influenced by the likes of experimental jazz musicians like Sun Ra, Ornette Coleman and Albert Ayler along with classical music. Your electronic boys added disco to their sound in mid 70s to create a more dance oriented style of music.

  • @SullenMorbius Techno and house owe far more to disco, r&b, funk & Supremes than than to Tangerine Dream! House came first in Chicago then techno in Detroit. Both dance music. Your ears are in your corn encrusted feet if you can't hear the influence of disco, r&b, funk in mid 70s electronic pop. Stevie Wonder used used the vocoder, moog on his classic albums in early 70s before anybody knew about kreftwerk, tangerine dream or any of your industrial noise heros.

  • @luvureally i get what you're saying. black people created a lot of genres of music like jazz,swing,blues (which made rock),gospel,hip hop,r&b. so don't trip off of ignorant people. you know what they say about ignorance being bliss. =D!

  • @luvureally Correction: I made a mistake on the date of "Heels of Love". That came out in '79. Nonetheless, the Kraftwerk techno stuff hit the scene first long before your black people did. Their (Kraftwerk) earliest techno release was 1974 w the record, "Autobahn" and also w extended electronic beats w synth-styled pop.

  • This dude doesn't look like he can dance to anything!!! No rhythm whatsoever!! LOL!!!

  • techno is shit hip hop 4 life

  • Haha this was funny as hell

  • Iam black and I went to "Feed Me" concert last night. Pretty much the black couple were on point cause thats how every one was dancing except for the classic nod you head and wave your hand. I figured if I took pills I would know how to dance instantly.

  • Most music like 97% of music they play at dances is rap and the whites can't really dance to since they never heard of it also the sell outs. What they can do is grind. Hormones are werid phase

  • Truue Thaat..

  • i thought it was good..yall wasnt to bad at it and theres nothing wrong with trying or having fun!! :D

  • I think AGE had more to do with the dance ability toward this style of music more so than the ethnicity of the people dancing.

    Remember.....dancing should be fun and if you're not having fun doing it, then you should quit dancing because you are doing it wrong.

  • ikr ha!

  • I thought only white couldn't dance.

  • Juan Atkins was the founder of thecno music.... and he is BLACK!

  • @BushidoNervt

    :-O!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • u cant rlly dance to techno at all........lol

  • this hurts to watch

  • I'm a black DJ and I've spin house and tekno for years. this is too funny, because even as they try there hardest to dance crazy there still on beat. An way tekno and house start out in the black clubs. Detroit=tekno and Chicago=house. and know techno is what everyone calls electronic dance music. techno is a style not just a name.

  • You know whats crazy? If a white person says something racist, we blacks act like the monkeys the racists call us! But when I see that there is a racist comment towards white people, they can act civilized and pay it no attention. The blacks that make racist comments make the rest of us and all of man kind look bad.

  • Son bitch! That's my TV in the background!!!

  • hahahahaha!

  • Oh no, they can dance. I saw some good moves in there. haha

  • hilarious lol

  • Red headed white boy here, I thought this was great, you two were hysterical. Then I read the comments... People will get racist over anything. Lol the women was awesome though, gut wrenching hysterical laughing will add many years to your life.

  • this kind of music is only for white people who have no rhythm.black people use to dancing with rhythm so we blend into the beat.since white people have no rhythm they dance to anything thats why techno is good for them they cant dance on rhythm so they make music that has none lol

  • @MrLeatherface2783 ...What are you talking about? I dont listen to Techno and I dont dance because its not my thing. I have lots of rhythm thats why I play rock band 3 on drums. very hard. you need perfect rhythm for that.

  • @MrLeatherface2783 Fuck you NIGGER!!!!!!!!!! No, I'm kidding. As a black man, I can say that you bitchass niggas that say shit like that are ignorant, stupid, and become a stereotype. So, please don't say shit like that and I got plenty of white friends that can motherfuckin dance!

  • Lol there isn't really a specific way to dance to techo,that type of music is all over the place :P

  • shocking not really we dont isten to techno liek that!!! smh...lol

  • the dude was doing quite good near the end i thought :P

  • Y'all racist fail at life

  • Well this video isn't racist at all; clearly 2 people of dark skin pigmentation represent the entire black african race, furthermore, the ability or the inability to dance to certain musical genres is inherent genetically, so it's fair to say that "black people can't dance to techno".

  • @STorpedo .... you have got to be frickin shittin me. im pretty damn sure not a single black guy would think this is racist unless hes got his ass up on crystal meth with a bad case of paranoia

  • Stick to dougieing

  • THE ALMIGHTY LORD HAS A SENSE OF HUMOR AND GAVE THESE ADVANCED MONKEYS THE ABILITY TO WALK UPRIGHT AND VOICE BOXES SOLELY FOR OUR AMUSEMENT!

  • Aww their cute <3 haha

  • whats the name of this song?

  • Sandstorm is not actually techno, but hard trance. It's pretty hard for anyone to dance other than jump to this song because of the extremely fast tempo, which is characteristic of any trance music.

  • loool this is cute

  • they both look like dicks

  • Oh shit I think they're having a sezure.

    (can't spell D:)

  • @SmallLegacy whats the name of this song?

  • STOP THE RACISM!!!!

  • Uh let me see a video of ANYONE dancing to techno, and not just jumping around...

  • @TeeZ1990 its called shuffling, tektonic, jumpstyle. lmfao...

  • @kittypawz258 ...sure, whatever lol

  • LOL! Tooo funny... But seriously, nobody can dance to techno music. All you can do is jump up and down.

  • ok i am black and this is afenceiv

  • @reddysocks1 Don't you mean offensive?

  • theres a ton of different styles of dancing for electronic music. And most of them look very good. so i dont know what the fuck these people are talking about.

  • is just a jersey thing looking asss.... lol hahah

  • Lol, who the fuck likes techno? You can't dance to that shit

  • haha this is hilarious.

  • I could dance to that,but I hate techno,its so gay and annoying.Rave party music crap

  • pretty hilarious. you can see that they can actually dance pretty well but just not to that music

  • wtf im i watching.......

  • Techno is black people cryptonite....lol.....I geuss the secrets out...uh-o!

  • title should be old people who happen to be black who cannot dance to techno when not trying to look stupid on camera

  • FIST PUMP JERSEY SHORE STYLE! 0:11

  • fuck you, all niggers can't move quick cuz they only dance to slow slutty shit music EW!

  • @surfdudezuri Hey surferdude, willing to bet you look like you're having a seizure when you try to dance...if you even have the nuts to try dancing. You're probably one of those sissy white boys who stands by the wall trying to look cool with his wavy hair and trucker cap...way to go poser. Maybe one day you'll have an identity of your own and not be such a fucking bigot.

  • @surfdudezuri hahah fuck outta here you dirty hermit. Techno is for retarded fags like you. Jersey Shore fist pump right?

  • Theyre just having fun

  • the like official dance to techno is called something like techtonic

  • I can't dance to techno either. I know your plight lol

  • i love the way they laugh lol

  • hahaha i hav that poblem

  • wow thats kinda sad lolz

  • @CharlottesHugeNose wait cotton!?

    cotton picker cough*

    what who said that!xD

  • 0:20 hes head looks like a black dick using a condom

  • @Romeo5737 lmao

  • aaah!! hagaagagagagagaggagagaga idiots

  • Sandstorm is the shxt!!

  • cause its not our thing...it has no dance strategy.

  • @epotewane

    DING DING DING

  • @epotewane  ok like poppin some booty is strategy lmao

  • gagaggagagagaggagagaggaga gagagagag aggagaga im black im a chimpmucnk agaggagagagga

  • @ACR99films simply ignorant. #suggestion try spell checking before you submit a comment. Smh.

  • blacks laugh like chimpmucks

  • @ACR99films thats your ppl laughing

  • @CharlottesHugeNose ur just looking for a flame war that's why you keep posting replies to people comments saying some thing raciest .you have nothing better to do im going to end it now instead of getting upset and going back and forth with you

  • techno mus be gay than

  • @rtardx take it back you mother bitch

  • @xRottenCorpsex make me

  • they dance as if they're in a death metal concert when they're in church.. wtf is techno shud be cake

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  • Isn't it funny that black people made techno :D?

  • @pivotAMt Know your history...this is NOT techno. Black people invented techno in Detroit. This music is what Europeans did to techno when it migrated overseas, and it's called trance. You tube/wiki Detroit Techno or Jeff Mills and discover your roots. There are people that would love you to believe that the only music you've created in pointless babble about sex, guns, drugs, gangs, money, etc... It's not true -- Don't believe the hype. Techno is global and positive.

  • @afjetflyr ok i dont care if its trance, techno I DONT EVEN CARE IF BLACK PEOPLE CREATED IT i just dont like the stereotype "black people cant dance to techno" (it could have been any type of music

  • OMFG THATS MY JAM I LOVE TECHNO AND IM BLACK I KNO HOW TO DANCE TO IT shootwell its not techno its rave but i only like the beats not to dance to it

  • black people basically innovated house and techno, why wouldn't they be able to dance to it?

  • I told yall we niggas cant dance!

  • bahahahaha those are some mint moves ;D

  • Their totally doing it intentionally 

  • im too lazy to read these long ass coments. 3 line maximum plz

  • And let's be clear, most of the music on the new.dance show was not techno. It was a mix.of booty shakin music and Miami bass music and that's not techno....look up the names I listed and youll hear what real techno music is.

  • For the past 10 years..Detroit host what's called.the electronic music festival....people from all over the world.travel to Detroit for the three day event...its.hosted here in Detroit , why, because this is where it began.

  • Heres the funny part...obviously they haven't a clue that techno music was created by black people here in Detroit....do a search for Derrick May live , Kevin saunderson, Jeff mills, Juan Atkins....they're all black and are the godfathers of techno music....your average black American don't have a clue but these guys are huge all over the world...your average black American thinks black music is only r&b and rap. Smh.

  • This tarable ive looked at some videos and they all talk about how bad white people cant dance and how black people are soooo good at danceing whatever mabe some white people know they cant dance but they ty anywyas b/c its fun to mess around and have fun but when people like the people who leave rude comments on here talk about how white people cant dance your tarable and some white people can dance and some cant its not like all black people can dance ethier ok so get a clue

  • This must be the first time I've seen black people dance to Techno/Electronic...LMAO!

  • Lol i can dance to techno

  • LOL

  • LOL

  • they sound whiter then your average white man. I bet they have good credit!

  • You all want to see something interesting? Check out The New Dance Show videos. Maybe hard to believe but by Detroit being one of the Techno caps, black ppl do it here all the time. Its just has a more roncey ghetto twist to it. See for yourself.

  • techno is for people who like to dance ...but CAN'T

  • @TheReallimbo techno is for people who like to dance but DONT CARE what others think of them. and no, i dont like techno.

  • @TheReallimbo

    sounds like white people you described :D

  • The silly thing is, my friends and I *black, mexican and white* have had this conversation/challenge before. They beat me at Hip Hop anyday, but I got the techno bounce perfected. :)

  • lmao lady in the background with that stupid ass laugh

  • Why can't people just

    Jeez people. It's a video someone took of their friends.

    Personally, I think it's nice that people (no matter whether you are black or white)

    whisper: Black people are still better dancers lets just keep it on the dl so you know cr a kas wont get mad fuck it yea we better dancers so what

  • they werent that bad rofl

  • lmaoo ! RESPECT haha i hate techno lol its not even a dance lol ( thats my personal oppinion )

  • hatekiller1000 Shut the fuck up you low life no good piece of fucking shit. You are white dumb ass fucking wanna be. kill yourself.

  • Just give them some glow sticks, they'll look more natural.

  • ahh finally a weakness,,i'm gonna sneak in tha local club and throw on some techno and watch tha madness

  • this very funny lol they can dance any way

  • that guys is hot

  • dumb niggers

  • @CBTALLDAY apparently yall are techno! wat da fuck! crackers should be eliminated!

  • Techno is a faggy music for Whute europeans!!!

  • lol funny

  • gorillas in da mist

  • fucking niggers

  • @lawlocaust01 thats how you crackers dance!

  • @lawlocaust01 fucking crackers!

  • I'm south korean and I loves trance and techno. Whats the difference between the two anywayz?

  • 'Black people can't dance to techno' ?

    and white people can't dance at all or have any rhythm worth shit how bout that? :D

    No i didnt mean that just wanted to point out how stupid this title is.

  • @SuggaahStarr first parts true!

  • @SuggaahStarr white peopel dont have no rhythm thats true!

  • So funny..Motown does it....Check out the New Dance show videos. Detroit is techno capital with a hood twist. "It time for the perculator" LOL!

  • datz 2 cute

  • they having fun it is nice altho sorta randiom 2 share on youtube xD

  • its callledd shufflingg?!

  • cutee.

  • FAIL.

  • Do they really like trance? :D

    Techno, trance, and drum n bass is the best! :DDD

  • :D ther awsome

  • No one can dance to techno, and people who think they can come off as fools. That guy had it perfect; the only thing you can do is jump up and down, much like how kids dance at rock shows.

  • why the fuck would we want to techno any way it so fucking queer

  • Techno is the best, even though this song is trance.

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