HP computers are racist......Hilarious

[byranm11]

thats funny

[amp804]

its because you look like Tyrone Biggums (junkie from the chapelle show) and if it makes eye contact, you may ask for a dollar.

[soul4art]

Lolollll Sorry about your computer issues, but you made me laugh SO hard! You seem really like a really cool guy. Best of luck getting this resolved. xoxo

[godbacchus]

*sigh* You need to learn how to adjust your settings. Different skin tones require different settings. So, yes, your "blackness" is interfering ...

[alexmrrm]

I think the reason why is because of light reflaction.

[HonJazzz]

Sweet Jake Brake!!! @1:25

[dangerouslymike5]

I'm tying not to laugh. But wow! 1 more reason to buy Toshiba... lol

[fakeidwiddamustache]

The reason it does not pick up Negroes is because it is a New York taxi in disguise

[Vulturu]

H is for Hitler

[dinnerandashow]

Perhaps after a good hour or so of lecturing about slavery, the computer will begin to acknowledge blacks.

[Mat2me9999]

man wanda sounded so much hotter.

[CakesRoyale]

put some white makeup on ;)

[mannlichkeit]

Actually, it would probably help if he would wear eyeliner and lipstick.

[mannlichkeit]

I think it's the contrast: it is probably just that her face vs her features make high contrast whereas his face and features have the same "value" (lightness vs. darkness).

[xXL3gendH4ck3rsXx]

LOL

[berg313]

Maybe they thought since all the security cameras in stores follow black people around that's enough. lol

[MrMisterMistor]

stop being black. problem solved

[gasura]

Funny guy, but not so funny comments. Combine arrogance and ignorance and you get people like allfagssuck.

[SirDrMr]

He kinda sounds like Obama

[ipwnsoicyass]

its not racist your just stupid. called software programming idiot.

[rootvalue]

@ipwnsoicyass No shit. It's comedy, not a logical argument. And what's with calling him an idiot? You're the one who doesn't recognize humor, and that's a little more idiotic.

[Uberseh1]

@nicky89107 it's called a mirror, dumbass.

[MrAlbusSeverus10]

If a black man says that is racist must be racist.

[Rickyfre5h]

That is pretty funny, but im sure HP did not disable panning on black faces, the recognition features on web cams are cheesy and poor quality anyway so they did the black folk a favour. Cool guy by the way.

[artmusingeeroftrades]

Thats the same thing that happened to me

[artmusingeeroftrades]

They are

[Zantaer]

Hahahaha, that guys response to this is awesome.

[TheEdenEye]

Damn good computer. I gotta get one.

[AcerNZ]

I wouldnt mind if my Face tracking software didnt track.... but if it called me a nigger... well then. THAT would be a problem.hahaha

[Ayak789]

maybe is a guy computer

[MrLmao2011]

i bet they used a handheld camera. F@#kin stupid

[nicky89107]

Who noticed that his nametag was backwards printed?

[r3m0t]

the camera doesn't actually pan at all, it just crops out part of the original picture. This feature is completely useless for all races

[RayC1027]

the camera actually is trying to stop looking at the ugly bitch, thats why its moving...lol

[stanbdaname]

is this tru if it is thats fucked up

[purplegypsylady777]

come pick me up and ill follow you everywhere

[dysregardedd]

it turns itself off so you wont steal it. duh!!! lmfao soz had to say it.

[bruzukamente]

ai meu deus hitller esta rindo lá no inferno

[verylongeravailable]

This guy seems to be a cool guy to hang out with

[ShitboxXx360]

@verylongeravailable until he rapes and robs you

[savigy1301]

@verylongeravailable I see what you did there

[wslandry]

Crock of shit!!!!!! Don't buy the fing unit or break down and buy Logitech new webcam. I'm sure HP said let fuck black people! What a waste of time and thought!!!!

[assman1245]

blackness is a state of mind

[wslandry]

Hey Coal Black is hard to work with baby. Why don't he show his penis because that would show up for sure.  HP loves huge cock!

[TheMrJizzyourpanties]

i got this lmao!

[indiasucksalways]

Just think bro, you are immune to NWO face recognition BS. Be proud.

[Oprivity]

@indiasucksalways LMFAO!! haha

[drhalOtacon]

hahah "once my blackness enters the frame"

[freddo2311]

thats gold

[woodencrocodile]

i feel your pain black dezzie

[mastershakelog1]

@DeathBringer9000 hahahaha that's great!

[DingBat6969]

False and homosexual

[sirxerik]

fake and gay

[greivinrojas506]

oh hailll wondddaaaahhhhh

[DeathBringer9000]

dont blame the computer, blame the environment the computer was raised in

[Walrondrm]

@DeathBringer9000 +1 LMAO!

[reddevil230292]

xD!! the light doesn't reflect off his face and back into the camera, i think thats why lol it works a bit like our eyes work either that or its seeing you as the back ground, black back ground no offence lol its just colours D: :P

[shadowmayabobo]

lol

[ge0rge209]

Would it follow michael jackson?

To soon for MJ jokes? =(

[TheJayt14]

If you are racist here on comments.......let's just say the time will come for you. O_O

[CoreyDaNutBrain]

maybe it was programmed by white people? it might be programmed to pick up on certain colors. i bet a hack could make it follow you. however that is kind of racist of HP...

[baardagaampje]

@CoreyDaNutBrain No it's easier to see the contrast of dark eyes on a white person and red-ish lips on a white person. Black with dark brown eyes and brown lips isn't really easily track-able.

[HeirOfGlee]

I love how cool he is about it. Well both of them <3

[DoctorDreee]

his blackness is interfereing with the computer's ability to follow him

[XKnightLightX]

Like when a face reflects light and moves the light rays change the angles in which they bounce and how they affect background color or color around ur face *

[XKnightLightX]

It's harder to track a colored face when it won't reflect light I guess cuz when a face reflects like it is also making the light bounce of in different angles I guess but with a colored face the light gets absorbed but not fast enough to show difference around the background- If u think they can track ur face simply cuz how colored it is - the camera might mistake u for some object .. Anyway thanks for the vid u got me some laughs haha

[ScLeprae]

Does it work on Arabs. ;o

[WERTGHERTYUKJ]

hahaha because there scared of you haha

[99Luq]

FUCK black people

[DVDluvr123]

Don't worry, the technology is coming soon. The FBI is working developing computers that track black people so they can catch all the drug dealers, gang bangers, and rapists.

[MrJMC4300]

That guy is hilarious. 5/5

[JesusNipples]

You sound A LOT like Will Smith.

I'm not trying to be, "All black people sound the same"

But you do. :D

[Graphixable]

As soon as my blackness enters the frame lol

[Xidlarus]

lmao on the video + the comments, and lol @ HP.

[chasityjeansanders]

Well I tested this out with a friend of mine just to see if it is real and well the cam would move with me and not him lol . He said thats a law suit lol .

[damic]

Your skin is absorbing the light more then it's reflecting and the computer can't figure it out, so in a way your right about your blackness. You can see that you do kinda blend into the background.

[74Scarface47]

Lolz...

[BecuzIt]

not so much racist as much as it is an oversight and a flaw. i don't think they meant any harm but they should have considered it.

[PatricChannel]

i think the room was to dark to find his face

[Davidproduction2]

HAHAHAHA Please HAHHAHA I CANT sTOP Laughing  HP Make Me Laugh

[kurbypinky]

Oh lord! i know this is old but i just thought this was so bizzare dont understand.... how the hell can u make a racist computer!!! that is just wrong!! i was bout to get an Hp too. LOL good thing i went with toshiba!! LOL =D

[MPGaia]

The comments on the video are funnier than the video itself... thousands of years of civilization and still there are racist people around, and worse, using the internet.

[MrSeanShinigami]

Please don't follow her face ..

[vicfirthiscool]

ugly ass bitch

[MrMari1]

I think my computer is racist. LOL ;)

[simondeansmilf]

Ok, here are 3 racist theories why this is:

1) I just saw a picture of the camera in question. It is black. Which is why it follows the white woman everywhere, but ignores the black man.

2) It is being lazy. It only starts working when a white person shows up.

3) If you're black, you need to use the yellow HP camera - it follows black people everywhere, and will turn on additional cameras when they are out of its direct view.

[simondeansmilf]

Just get the 'asian owned liquor store' patch. It will track black people anywhere they go.

[nearde]

wow

[DiggyBaby420]

I think it's pretending to be broken so it won't get stolen!!!

[ClumsyRoot]

That is absolutely hysterical!

[whateverman1000]

funy video... light skinned faces have more contrast between features... therefore are easier for to "recognize"

[Sand2k8]

Lmaoz hahaahahaa, this is too jokes haha......and i find this little cyber debates, arguments whatever soo hilarious, so much typed out words wawawewa lol, awh yal need some lovin thats the issue here :)....anyway but i might invest in a hp now see this shizzle work!

[lindakaldani]

racist computers... LOOOOL

[PeteTheHellraiser]

god damn racist computer haha

[allfagssuck]

I think you wish I was a fag like you. You are posting replies to my comments to other people. You are the raging hyperboy. You even named yourself after your hyper raging qualities. You must have your panties in a wad son. Now go suck your daddy some more you shit face prick

[2castlewars]

lololol

[allfagssuck]

OH MY, I am shaking in my lil' bootsies.

The ironic thing is, I can get you arguing, and doing the thing you tell us to grow up for doing.

Now, you little fuck-face cunt boy,.... you eat my dog's shit, or I will smack the holy FUCK out of your weak ass. You got that son??? :-)

Waiting on your weak comeback so we can get this shit started.

[allfagssuck]

Eat my shit you 75 pound 13 year old masturbating tar baby piece of dog shit

[allfagssuck]

Look at you, raging, and commenting and claiming it's me who is raging. HAHAHA, you fucking little tar baby jiggaboo cunt, I am laughing my ass off, and thinking, you should see me when I do rage. It would scare your black ass until you turned white.

dis make you mad nigger??? huh??? you bees angry at me? huh/ huh? huh? You bees dog shit HAHAHA eat my shit nigger, LOL you like DAT? huh? huh? huh? huh? huh? You wonts sum mo uv me? huh? I bees slappin da snot outta dem big gorilla nostrils.

[allfagssuck]

How many friends do I have? You seem to think you know me. Check your dictionary before you post those niggerish words that aren't really words.

Use commas, and apostrophes. Caps are important also. Now eat shit & bark at the moon, you nub face jiggaboo monkey breath coon.

[allfagssuck]

You ARE special, I mean, YOU DO ride the short bus. You have not made a witty remark yet jiggaboo.

[allfagssuck]

Looks like you bees da won hoo bees hyper, boy... WAHHHHHHHH ha ha ha. DAYUM I love smackin niggers around.

:-)

[allfagssuck]

Hey fuckface, I don't need anyone to validate my opinion. It's my opinion, and fuck anyone who don't like it. I could run circles around you with my knowledge of grammar. You left out some much needed punctuation & capitals. How would you know if I used HALF the swear words I know? Stereotype much? HAHAHA. For your information, I was talking like a dumbass nigger. You should recognize your type of mentality.

[allfagssuck]

@hyperboy94 what do I have to rage about??? I'm white. HAHAHA

[zs7iey]

whoa internet tough guy guys...

watch out hes gonna actually DO something...

[DimSimToughBitch]

why didn't they test it on people other than white people? I wonder how many peoplem are pissed off at that computer

[houstondodgeball]

The truth is, your HP computer is male and is attracted to Wanda. Your computer doesn't like men. Hope you kept your receipt, sorry, lol.

[phunnyplace]

Lolololololol

[pinseter]

check your settings, you have the "follow ugly chick" box checked.

[TheDustpile]

@pinseter Politically-correct f*cktards have made some flimsy charges of political correctness, but things like Hewlett Packard's 'racist' computer takes the cake!

Left wing dickheads! (It turned out to be the harsh contrast between the backlighting and the black face causing the camera panning to malfunction by the way)

Click my name to view TOLERANCE SUITE FOR THE VITRIOLIC ENLIGHTENED!

[longercats]

cus your black ?

[wizardbrandon1]

I don't think HP planned on black people being able to use computers. That would be unprecedented.

[tctshadow]

@wizardbrandon1 he probably stole his

[YOguitarBAZ]

@wizardbrandon1 u fucking racist cunt

[ponlm]

@YOguitarBAZ it was a joke lol

[maccam1234]

Haha OMG O wow that's just.... wow.

[Hardliner1269]

RACE CARD is played too many times

[XendmustMV2]

I love HP computers now more then ever

[misstokyofashion]

omg lol

[TAIZDALAND]

lmao

[markkaskin]

This phenomenon would be amazing if it also applies to tracking video surveillance cameras in stores. If you simply darken your skin enough (if not already dark enough) you might avoid face-recognition video surveillance in stores and public buildings and airports. Time to buy some low-reflectivity matte black or brown face make-up before going through security next time.

[THowell1975]

@markkaskin I wonder if the Vegas security cams "see" black people. I would think they have the best facial recognition software ever developed.

[iammomof2boys]

O my at the ignorance on these comments... anyway.. beyond the stupidity... THIS VIDEO IS HILARIOUS! Too funny!

[damndamnd]

ROFL

[mxstarcher]

That was awesome.

[SleepyPanchoo]

LOL

[kallesmamm]

nice

[melissacwalker]

This is really funny--you guys are hilarious. Thanks! :)

[SleepyPanchoo]

racist cock go eat a black dick lol

[lixiao2882]

Is it following Asian? ha~

[YllwMonky456]

White people-- Definition-- Incestuous, disease ridden, animal raping, child fucking, culture stealing niggars.

[atheistnarutofan]

grow up. what are you, 5? stop being such a little bitch, it is just a troll that knows nothing about environmental pressure.

[allfagssuck]

niggers should get out of that environment if they have the sense, and the ambition to get an education

[atheistnarutofan]

i rest my case.

[allfagssuck]

You never had a case.

[allfagssuck]

your name almost fits you, it should be BLACKMONKY456.

Niggers have NO culture, just rituals with a lot of bobbing up & down. Try living your pathetic life without the inventions and comforts that whites have provided you with. Crack ho car jackin grafitti painting porch monkey jiggaboos.

[YllwMonky456]

@allfagssuck

I'm not black, let's clear that up you ignorant white cur. Not saying all whites are bad, just niggars like yourself. Nothing in your comment had any intellectual content-- if you're going to be a bigot at least learn to write out your thoughts in a coherent manner.

[YllwMonky456]

@allfagssuck

Also let me clarify something for you-- the negatives of black society were formed out of the white man's depraved culture. Blacks steal, kill, and take drugs thanks to the fact that their culture was born out of slavery. Whites on the other hand fucked animals, didn't bathe, raped women and children, and were excessively violent all on their own. Black society pales in comparison to what Europeans have done for over several millenia.

[kingr33per]

@YllwMonky456 its also funnny because if im correct the native americans really taught the whites the importance of hygene

[livecrosswire]

@yllwmonky456 Aww nope wrong there !!! white man showed natives how the white man hygiene skill's If you looked at history white man treated the blacks and natives as slaves...

[JoeMommaRox]

I'm sure they will upgrade the software ... unless they're racist :P

[FlashEng1]

LMFAO!!!! WOW!!! Funny Video!!! Even funnier is how the internet turns EVERYTHING into an intense debate that involves everything from ad hominem to just flat out ignorant cases/arguments.. Anyway Great video!!

[flippyandflaky]

this was pretty funny 5/5

[candygoth87]

hahahahaha

[hiitsmmegan]

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

[YaoiVixen401]

You know, it kinda figures that something so simple as a computer not being able to pick up people with a darker skin tone turns into some out of hand and disgusting debate [if it could be rightly called that] about a black persons 'place' in society and the stereotypes that come with it.

Its vaguely sickening....

[TheRodT]

Yeah no shit. Its an obvious defect.

[bordenryan]

LOL!!!!!!!

[tancavproductions]

no comment. thats just screwed up

[TheFrustratedPlayer]

This is so funny xD

[OMGBLAKEE]

That sucks dude. I hope they come out with an update to fix that

[allfagssuck]

I have some oceanfront property in Arizona I'll sell you very cheap.

[vestokes]

THIS IS HILARIOUS!!!!

[ieatflood]

this is hella funny. :D

and secondly, old dude an the others, stop being little bitches XD

[allfagssuck]

"HELLA"...... how NIGGERISH.

[deadkitn]

Damn very funny video and gets all crazy with there stupid racist comm

[allfagssuck]

"THERE".... hahahahaha IT'S "THEIR".

You ever hear of punctuation?

[JosephCurrency]

Apparently you haven't either, or at least don't know how to use it properly, since a period, comma, etc. goes before your end quotation mark.

[allfagssuck]

Everyone makes mistakes, and I can understand typos, but some people just adapt an, "i don't give a fuck" attitude. People will say they don't need to use proper English and pronunciation because they are not writing an essay. I say, why even go to school to learn it if you're not going to practice it in every day correspondence.

I never said I don't make mistakes, but I do try. That's more than most commenters on you tube can say.

[allfagssuck]

I fucked beyonce, she was mediocre. Angelina joli was magnificent.