DONT READ THIS Cause It Really Works. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. SEND THIS OVER TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY Cuz IT ACTUALLY WORKS
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I'm going to go on an interview and act like Peter Gibbons from the movie Office Space and say, "It's not that I'm lazy, it's just that I don't care."
hey who thumbed me down??? u can look it up if u like its shorecrest highschool. But i didnt go to the highschool the same years that he did so i didnt really known him :( i wish i did tho. Also if you know Sanjaya from American idol he went to my highschool too. Im not even joking...
he might have went to martha lake too idk...but what i do know is that he also went to Shorecrest highschool and he delt drugs..one of my friends sister is friends with sanjyah
I have three interviews for internships today, and this has been my main inspiration if this question is asked, I will probably crack up and not get the job
Let's be honest, though, most of us like to think of ourselves as a ruthlessly successful alpha male/female (whilst being a compassionate colleague and good team player, of course). The difference is that, unlike Dwight in this scene, we tell the interviewer how we're lovely, warm, networking people who like people and admire Ghandi, Martin Luther King etc. There's probably a parallel Earth where people walk into job interviews and bellow 'I RULE!' at the top of their voice.
Staples was the only one that hire him
kevinx619 6 days ago
There's no right or wrong in a job interview
Just the Dwight way
autokid15 1 month ago
man i want dwight
ZomBettie 1 month ago in playlist DWIGHT K. SCHRUTE
i think when he said jackhammer he was probably remembering goldberg ~!!!! lol
TheNishnish1 2 months ago
Finally i've done it in an interview....they didn"t choose me...but it's worthed it!!!!!i won't forget their faces...:)
teebchee0515 2 months ago 3
@teebchee0515 you are the man!
Trent04 2 months ago
I would hire Dwight
KingKongKarn5 2 months ago
jackhammer
deanofmean25 3 months ago
Does anyone remember the name of the episode?
bagelkel00 3 months ago
lol at an interview help clinic they used this clip as an example of what not to do in an itnerview :p
mrbill1000 4 months ago
This is how I respond when I'm asked to describe myself.
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stacinewton380 6 months ago
hard working, alpha male, jackhammer........merciless lol
hobojakobo 6 months ago
One of the best reasons why this is funny is because those are all one word, just hyphenated.
"Hard-Working. Alpha-Male. Jack-Hammer."
WasiqKhan29 6 months ago 2
insatiableis the bestone
utdfortreble 6 months ago
Hahaha I love the way he says jackhammer
JFelipe6 6 months ago
thumbs up if you part of the dwight shroute army of champions
longhorns13192 7 months ago
sooo i guess , he didnt get tthe job lol
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@Quamegamusic
mryungtalentedDJQ8 7 months ago
THIS VIDEO MADE ME A MAN
apehodge 7 months ago
he cant count to three correctly?
iloveamericani6 8 months ago
Dwight Kurt Schrute III is officially the most epic carachter in the history of television...
Mumsilius 9 months ago
That woman is hott as shit.
FlinkyDink8 9 months ago
"There's nothing on my horizon except everything. Everything is on my horizon."
dblockman13 9 months ago 6
....jackhammer
morgantown1 10 months ago
LOL
seanlin1202 11 months ago
hahahahahahaha best clip ever!
darkfire42590 1 year ago
hahaha that lady is my coworker! hahahahahaha
elandlivfan 1 year ago
@elandlivfan She's mine too, can you believe it ahahahaah
excruciator000 1 year ago
FALSE
PepsiOnFire 1 year ago
Let's go to 6 words, shall we?
toyotas2006 1 year ago
This is how you go and do a job interview
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dieds14 1 year ago
This is probably one of my all time favorite quotes of all time. "Hard-working, alpha-male ... JACKHAMMER."
murdock283 1 year ago 5
I love the way he says jackhammer.
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** for funny actual hidden phone camera footage of real interview in London take a quick look at my channel under documentary playlist, where i secretly film my job interview by resting phone on table against wallet facing interviewer, i thought it would be funny to see the shit that ended up being said, i nearly get caught out
milroytime 1 year ago
jackhammer hahahaha
jpprr 1 year ago
hard-working, alpha male, jack hammer...what else do you need
Giants296 1 year ago
i bet if more people said this during their interviews there wouldnt be so much unemployment!!!
QVrat123 1 year ago 6
I like how he says all these masculine words while he is in the most feminine office.
psyaaahbishes 1 year ago
i lol'd like a little girl when I first saw this
FlawlessCM 1 year ago 4
JACKHAMMER
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larryj167 2 years ago
this is my senior quote
timread13 2 years ago 10
5 alpha male words in the most feminite office in the world.
Dillbob1 2 years ago 3
Dwight is so cool and i love the office!!!
EmperorofMu 2 years ago
lol
xXHalfieXx 2 years ago
camera zoom on lady when he says Merciless is priceless
xxxXPrisonBreakXxxxx 2 years ago 4
The lady's face.
MiracleofaSong 2 years ago 4
his face changes on merciless...he is SO insatiable
cantlay100 2 years ago 10
The Office fucking owns
cheesesteakphilly 2 years ago 10
THE DWIGHT
elshark1212 2 years ago 5
jackhammer? LOL this just gets better and better
xxskittlez123xx 2 years ago 14
Merrrrcilessss. Innnnn-say-shuh-bull
campex 2 years ago 23
I am going to say this someday. I feel like going on interviews just to do it.
DeleteThisMF 2 years ago 7
I'm going to go on an interview and act like Peter Gibbons from the movie Office Space and say, "It's not that I'm lazy, it's just that I don't care."
MMAbadboy 2 years ago 2
Or the other guy from Office Space and be obsessed about your reed stapler and eventually burn the building down!!!!
.....
or not!
iloveyellowducks 2 years ago
Haahaa yea, you might get a higher position
DeleteThisMF 2 years ago
dwight schrute is god
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u know whats funny?...he used to go to my highschool
Str33tFiGhTeR1 2 years ago
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No way! What was he like?
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hey who thumbed me down??? u can look it up if u like its shorecrest highschool. But i didnt go to the highschool the same years that he did so i didnt really known him :( i wish i did tho. Also if you know Sanjaya from American idol he went to my highschool too. Im not even joking...
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sanjyah went my grade school and had a crush on my sister. he went to martha lake
boubletete 2 years ago
Hard working, alpha male, jackhammer, merciless insatiable....
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he might have went to martha lake too idk...but what i do know is that he also went to Shorecrest highschool and he delt drugs..one of my friends sister is friends with sanjyah
Str33tFiGhTeR1 2 years ago
@ClawdOfPixies thanks for saying what he just said. i dont think anyone else saw the video so thanks. fuck face.
hownychea 1 year ago 8
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@hownychea thanks for saying what he just said. i dont think anyone else saw the video so thanks. fuck face.
ClawdOfPixies 1 year ago
@hownychea i'm deaf, so it really helped me!
ooberskate 1 year ago 5
I have three interviews for internships today, and this has been my main inspiration if this question is asked, I will probably crack up and not get the job
Wolffy25 2 years ago
haahha that would've been hilarious if you really did that!
sonhgokuh927 2 years ago
i laughed for two days over jackhammer. this is one of my favorite dwight moments
WeLikeAA 2 years ago 5
i like merciless lol
danceqt37 2 years ago
this cat never ceases to amaze me
ILLESTwhiteNI66A911 3 years ago
lmaoo gotta love dwight schrute!
mrswrightx0x 3 years ago
Haha at school we had to take a survey on how to describe ourselves I put "Hard Working, Alpha Female, Jack Hammer"
Hahaha
HilaryHangover 3 years ago 122
@HilaryHangover lmao, if I was your teacher I'd let you give the lesson for the day
Nationalist1912 9 months ago
He says all of this in a completely pink room. lol
Dwight FTW.
Walrus487 3 years ago 3
I love Dwight.
RivaJane 3 years ago 2
Let's be honest, though, most of us like to think of ourselves as a ruthlessly successful alpha male/female (whilst being a compassionate colleague and good team player, of course). The difference is that, unlike Dwight in this scene, we tell the interviewer how we're lovely, warm, networking people who like people and admire Ghandi, Martin Luther King etc. There's probably a parallel Earth where people walk into job interviews and bellow 'I RULE!' at the top of their voice.
iljonathan777 3 years ago 9
we can only hope that there is
jpiccion 3 years ago
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I just like listening to the audio preview
JesusFreakDirector 3 years ago
alpha male LMAO. I have to say that the next time that I have a job interview
madmikeF 3 years ago 4
LOL!
1Amiel1 3 years ago
jackhammer??? xDDD
lilnicole01 3 years ago
Alpha Male in a room that is COMPLETELY pink and with a woman as the boss. lol
Walrus487 3 years ago 10
Whoa. Good eye! Now that you pointed that out it makes the whole situation that much more hilarious. Love it!
mediamongrel 3 years ago 6
lol. they talked about the irony of that on the DVD commentary too.
HighlyExalted 3 years ago
...merciless, insatiable
Aphasia17 3 years ago
dwight is the funniest
openEYEstudios 3 years ago
Jackhammer haha..... Gets Me Every time. LOL
ZahrB 3 years ago 4
I just snotted a makeup brush out my nose.
susannaaaa 3 years ago 3
Lol.
BiIIyTheKid14 3 years ago
merciless.
callum444121 3 years ago 3
the chronic panda approves
ChronicPanda08 4 years ago 11
:-D
slacker584 4 years ago 8
@ChronicPanda08
shut the fuck up
VAKanako 1 year ago 3
@ChronicPanda08 Fuck you, Panda.
Snychric 1 year ago 5
@ChronicPanda08 No one cares.
helenatorr 5 months ago 2
nice, determined, worker,intence, good woker, hard worker, terrific
mobboss17 4 years ago 3
I love how he is being so masculine and the woman interviewing him has an office that is entirely pink.
blueturfbronco 4 years ago 78
haha yes, it is these subtle things that makes The Office such a great show
slacker584 4 years ago 44
hahaha, good stuff
AggieIce 4 years ago
HSAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
rehpyx 4 years ago
hahahahaahahahaa!! you have to see every episode of the office to understand...
kleigh82 4 years ago
hahahahaha
SPLive12 4 years ago
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*YAWN*
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loser go die
mobboss17 3 years ago