Chimp with Machete

[TASSAPA4906613601]

So, one of these chimps rapidly evolved into Kony.

[CLICk000000000000]

they will soon use nuclear bombs

[bogeys2]

well....we are fucked

[stuuukad]

THIS IS TRUE IN UGANDA!!!!!

[FreetutUK]

@Rampant7990 This is fake guys. This was a Promo clip to a movie.

[juba47ful]

por eso no deben comer carne!, qeno?



[crapattack85]

@juba47ful No se debe comer carne, ya que son herbívoros y no tienen los dientes derecho a comer carne o los medios para matar a otros animales por su carne. Así que se alimentan de insectos y frutas. Su evolución no diseñó a comer carne.

[ispitthetruth]

you have no idea how angry i am that this video is only 62 seconds long

[keenumman1]

if this is real i can say issss........HOLY FUCKING SHIT

[Jcool2010ROBLOX]

@0:59

Monkey : Wheres my Shiny thing >:L

[AquilaFTW]

penis

[jimmyshitbags]

this is so awesome in a way

[hgortermarof]

Human with Atomic bomb

Human with tank

Human with landmine

Human with Aircraft Carrier

Human teaching a monkey how to use a Machette

Human wants power

HELLO

[hgortermarof]

how is it possible??? And have they spread their territories who knows they cannot make their own machettes thats for sure

Never throw a stone at a monkey if he throws back you wont survive it

[ahmednabil]

@hgortermarof

true , when i was at saudi arabia , there was a famous highway around a mountain ,heavily inhibited with monkeys ,sometimes a car or even a huge truck would kill a monkey , they would wait for him on the other side and kill him with rocks , doesnt matter how fast he's going they break the glass and take him out with rocks .

true story : )

[jackhilliam]

and when the machetes go blunt?

[giutoniolo]

@jackhilliam Next they will learn how to sharpen them machetes and after even convex their edges! LOl

[neonfire04]

epic

[deftdrummer]

Notice the little fear mongering line about "murderous efficiency" or whatever. That's all we need to go out and nuke an entire forest to get them damn dirty apes.

[tobychris]

@deftdrummer or maybe obama could send a 100 man task force to take them out.

[Thedeadlyfred]

OH MY GOSH!



[deadeye382]

It's planet of the apes.

[agusnemesis]

He makes machete movie!

[cubitsuper]

humans ARE monkeys with nukes!

[heurpstbtb]

he going roqoa!

[heurpstbtb]

remake of MACHETE

[LOVEuBlink182]

omg dont give a monkey a killing device, stupid people.. 

[rubyreaper9]

hehehe good monkey!!! ak47 machete...soon tanks fighters...and nukes...we are all screwd!!!

[pieguywithafry]

@calniper A nuke of any kind would destroy the wildlife and kill millions of innocent people. It would also start conflict between the country's who drop nukes. And your realize Africa is a continent, It is impossible to drop a nuke on a who continent. But I don't Blame your for being racist and blaming all of Africa. Your probably ignorant American scum.

[NeuesZiel]

Fake...

[calniper]

sad! again the black humans of Africa harming our beautiful planet. when will this stop? someone please drop a bomb!

[carllito12]

@calniper whites do more harm

[scotland1989able]

@carllito12 u cant be sure of that although u might be right with all the oil and shite we drill for. alaska is next to be ruined

[carllito12]

@scotland1989able Unfortunately, yes it probably will be next.

[QBisbest]

@calniper You're an idiot and this is a movie.

[chirho100]

See Titian robot punches a man and let me know what u fear more , monkeys or robots? Mankind end is a combo by skynet and apes lol.

[FireStormBaller]

It's not fake, it's real.

[hairslikeabirdnest]

@FireStormBaller it's an advertisement 4 rise of the planets of the apes.

[FireStormBaller]

@hairslikeabirdnest It's not an advertisement for Rise of the Planets of the Apes.

[hairslikeabirdnest]

@FireStormBaller GO AND GOOGLE IT U STUPID FUCK

[FireStormBaller]

@hairslikeabirdnest Yeah, right.

[thehowl666]

che che che............huh huh huh

[daveinli]

How the planet of the apes really got started.

[kratos508]

Planet of the APES!

[adlkdflsk]

hehehe good monkey!!! ak47 machete...soon tanks fighters...and nukes...we are all screwd!!!

[nonginger]

lol winnie the pooh is narrating

[SiNz86]

@nonginger LLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLL­LLLLLLL!!!!!!!! I'm in tears.... Soooo fkn true!! LOLOL!!!!

[acizo1000]

@plaebslayer i hate people on youtube useing racist not at all funny jokes online

[DarthAzmul]

FYI its for "Rise Of the PLanet of the Apes"

[DarthAzmul]

Just so that everyone knows this is fake.Its a hoax that was part of a subliminal advertising campaign for Planet of the Apes.Its a clever hoax but a hoax none the less.

[LeoInterHyenaem]

…upon the other hand, though, the animal with the machete is a young one, alone. This whole thing may be staged, indeed.

[listejmc]

Attention, ce vidéo a été produit par Rupert Wyatt, le réalisateur du film LA PLANETE DES SINGES !!!

[timurkv]

fucking chimp

[flubberflubby]

this and the chip with the ak-47 are for the planet of the apes movie this isnt real.

[happyemo873]

@flubberflubby well blame the western soldiers for giving the damn chimp the bloody AK-47

[happyemo873]

@flubberflubby sorry I meant western African soldiers

[happyemo873]

@flubberflubby and as for the machete chimps well blame India !

[Rampant7990]

@flubberflubby What a lying asshole. Both clips you mention are from the same British wildlife documentary film through a research library. Plus it's been common knowledge for years to many familiar in the primate field. Idi Amine was popular subject in the day, (you apparently were not born yet).

It's absolutely real and you are a moron.

Idiot. Do some damned research, pick up a book and if you know how, maybe read something.

[flubberflubby]

@Rampant7990 its not fucking real you cum swapping nigger stfu cracker dick

[zinpgh]

crazy and scary!

[crapattack85]

fake

[DCBub]

@crapattack85 no dip retard

[crapattack85]

@DCBub I was the first to tell that it was fake

[Rampant7990]

@crapattack85 Then you were the first moron here.

They don't fake documentaries, and how stupid are you to think a chimp can't learn to use tools?

Common knowledge in primates; you shame your species.

[crapattack85]

@Rampant7990 Thanks for replying to my 5 month old comment but, This was produced by the people who made "rise of the planet of the apes". This was to entice people to watch it. I think it looks pretty cool but no way is this a real story. The also made the chimp with ak47 and the chimp playing an FPS. This is just a re-upload from the channel that is owned by the people who made rise of the planet of the apes.

[G3nErA1XxCoSm1c]

wtf



[nikonain]

Thanks!