Half-Life: Hero Beggining - A Dramatic Reading by The Gaz

[JeffrySchreiber99]

DOC BROWN 0:16 WHAT THE CRAP!!! O_O

[RadioactiveMicrobe]

Gaz's is way better. I love the melodramatic seeting you put on it, it made is so much funnier.

[creaphoenix]

I like both versions... one is sillier, the other is also sillier. how can they BOTH be sillier? because the subject matter is a hilariously bad fanfiction...

Gaz goes for the melodramatic parody, Djy went for the power of narm by making the characters move in a rediculous manner. Both are awesome and I usually just watch all of them. this argument is just plain confusing.

[RedOrbProductions]

130 People tink that djy1991 rocks. when hes just a freaking copier of Gaz's epic vid. GAZ YOURE AWESOME!

[mysterykcad]

Though this version is good, since I was introduced to the Djy1991 version first, I must admit that I prefer that one.

[FlareGunTV]

Awesome video Gaz :)

[Eastietex]

THE DARK MAN IS ELI?

the DARK SKINNED man

u WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AACIST

[killdareman]

Your a fucking legend

[freakazoidas]

owesome :D

[kingdomeyes]

omg idc this is funny, who ever disagrees can suck it

[lordzac12255]

Your welcome

[lordzac12255]

It's just retarded. because it looks a bit too obsolete. However this insult was not aimed at the creator of this film marker. But at the video it's self.

[Gaz6231]

@lordzac12255

If by 'obsolete' you mean 'old', then by definition anything made before 2009 is retarded.

Besides, something can't be a 'bit too' obsolete. It either is or it isn't. It's like saying Walter Matthau is a bit too dead.

But thanks for playing.

[lordzac12255]

Retards

[Gaz6231]

@lordzac12255

Fascinating, do elaborate.

[chitoryu12]

I want to write up troll fics like this and My Immortal and make them look professional. Think I should?

[Gaz6231]

@chitoryu12

If you think you can come anywhere close to the beauty and elegance of SquirrelKing, then yes. You definitely should.

[JXZtheGamer]

@chitoryu12 That was my idea!

[suckinspongebobs]

BUT. JOHN FREEMAN IS HENRY FREEMAN? WUT.

[Gaz6231]

@suckinspongebobs

It's just a really strong family resemblance.

[DamonHunter13]

@Gaz6231 Or he is his own father? lol

[RedBigButton]

he yelled with so much mad he got blood on his face

[Hades6655]

I was at work and cried laughing at this. Thank you for the video it was awesome

[Bigbattle22]

What's the name of the song that starts playing at 1:40?

[lncoming]

@Bigbattle22 "Come to Daddy" by Aphex Twin

[zephyrexx]

0:33 Music name pls ! 

[Gaz6231]

@zephyrexx

It's 'Clubbed to Death' by Rob Dougan.

[zephyrexx]

@Gaz6231 Thx. Btw Nice Vid make me laugh xD

[spyro303]

lol @ the dark man

[Beatmyguest001]

I fancy you. 

[Gaz6231]

@Beatmyguest001

If your profile pic is actually you, the feeling's mutual ;)

[Beatmyguest001]

@Gaz6231 It is. ;) /Hides fan girl squeal.

[ZipeZ14]

"and when henry freeman killed them it gave them HOP"

[Gaz6231]

@ZipeZ14

Yes, that is one of the lines in the script. Well done.

[earthacademy]

is there a reason why everyone is spelling BEGINNING wrong? or is this mass illiteracy amongst the combine slaves? :-P

[Gaz6231]

@earthacademy

Serious?

[Georgelangham]

@earthacademy

It's cause thats how guy that wrote it spelt it, this is a piss-take of a bad Fanfic

[xdassinx]

Thumbs up for not keeping a straight face on that one, lol.

[dazkid33]

Henry Freeman:

Played by John Freeman.

[Gaz6231]

@gamerkidnavin

Yes it is. Since you said it I'm afraid I'm going to have to charge you £20.

[Saymite]

wtf andry freeman is shadow!

[TheGmodGirl]

the combines look funny at 1:24

[Baskinrobems]

I don't know how this video doesn't have at least a million veiws

[Moley87]

I think I cracked up most at the making squish.

[flashn00b]

This version of Hero beggining is under-appreciated. The awesome smiles and voice acting are winners in my books.

[BlueSnech]

you seem to have made a nice Shadow Voice

[andrey91pireu]

1:26 hahahahahahahaha

[MrHellstorm177]

1:32 - наанана

[JellyDehli]

AND LEGS

AND HEAD

AND KILLED OTHER PEOPLE TOO

[HKsniper159]

arent the CP human's who joined the combine to stop being beaten?

[RawrNinjaBurgers]

Henry is solid sanke!

SNAKE? SNAKE!? SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!?!?!?!?!?!­?!?

what?

oh good ur alive

[Cryoutmedia]

haha canadian joke, OUTTER SPACE!

[Johnahue23]

I THINK IT WAS FROM THE MATRIX, BUT I CAN'T REMEMBER.

[Black75651]

WAT SONG WAS IT HALF WAY THROUGH

[hailey960]

wtf

[koobz5000]

lol neo voice

[KatlikeRider]

0:27 ....Is that spike spegal from cowboy bebop?!

[HAWHAWH]

FREAKEN HIIILARIOUSSS

[RazorSRaider]

lol that poor baby XD

[emoguru07]

3:44 Its Cheech

[emoguru07]

1:35 the guy just walks randomly without noticing

[CaptSnow12]

i love how they beat up people at the beggining with a wench and baby doll

[mcwhorterwy]

Hahaha great 5/5 rating rocks

[chocolatMouse]

Oh God!! I couldn't stop laughing when i first saw this! This really made my day ^^

[Ricksdetrix]

"The dark man said" RACISM!!?!!!1!ONE!ELEVEN

[TheFlarbar]

@Ricksdetrix Some of the humans in the second part are African Americans.

[RazorSRaider]

@Ricksdetrix

lol

[Renegade30]

hahaha nice

[petrinko99]

lol and make them squish xD

[AtomicDonut22]

is this LEGIT? doesnt seem like the other concequences just want to know if made by same people

[SapphireFlame2]

@AtomicDonut22 The fic is made by the same person as the other consequences fics. You may be thinking of Djy1991's adaptations, which are more popular views-wise. They both have their pros and cons, but they're both just as "legit"

[MrArgusy]

Actually Combines are Humans and they under-go an Operation

[Twitch0rz]

@Dannnneh hey shit for brains, have you noticed that Djy1991 posted his version 10 days AFTER this one? I guess not, so my point stands dumbass.

[heratric]

so Djy1991 ript of gaz? I did not expect that.=S

[BlackandBlueMage]

Seems just a little arrogant to compare yourself to Scorcese.

[Gaz6231]

Just a little? God damn it, I was aiming for SUPER-arrogant.

[RockerDuk]

@Gaz6231 NIIICE

[WWIIOLgeorgh]

@Gaz6231 Your directorial skills make Spielberg look like a hack.

[WWIIOLgeorgh]

@Gaz6231 You went into diamond mine anus levels of arrogance. GOOD SHOW!

[GunnyJH]

Just noticedthat the ugly faces was Emmzee.

[Gaz6231]

Inside jokes FTW.

[aNToNioaNDReSFioRe13]

JA JA JA VERY FUNNY XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!great video good work

[Ninyth]

lol that was awesome, great work!! 5 stars

[Nikobelico1]

Djy1991 videos Ò_Ó

[mastergiux]

@Nikobelico1

Djy 1991 uploaded his video on march 2, 10 days after this one

[Phobotech]

3:53! LMAO!!!

[xime1337]

2:47

ROOOOOFL hahahahaha xD

[Mooncrystaluldum]

lol random xD

[ComradeCommissar1]

Henry Freeman hated it when the Combines beat everyone up and Henry Freeman hated it...

Love the repitition fail which plagues every bad fanfic

[JellyDehli]

Wow that was so beautiful

[FederalFist]

whats the music you used for this video? i like em.

[flashn00b]

1:25 Proof that your version is better than djy's/

[ComradeCommissar1]

You are surrounded prepare to die the dark man said.

This story is such a hilarious fail!

[ComradeCommissar1]

They come from science..... lolwut??

[masterpiraka]

I actually like this one better. The attempt at making such absurd source material serious just makes this even FUNNIER.

[halflifefan165]

funny vid . . . combines r idiots.

[Raond11]

Combines was people

[halflifefan165]

then henry fremans dad appeared and said" combines you leave my son alone" and the combines shot him in the face.

i thot that was coming.

[shletten]

It's worth watching.

[TheSonOfDumb]

"Henry Freeman's mom said *pause* and died."

LOL

[meatwad253]

better than that other guys video

[jason01442]

This is greatness... Gaz, you have a 'beautiful soul' ha ha

[underfire987]

its a vid he did a decient job give him a break

[fogoquechato13]

the story is NOT by you!

[Gaz6231]

Whoah, no need to shout, besides I never said it was. In fact I implicitly state the opposite, with a URL link to the original story.

Short response: Get it round ye.

[TheDertyGang]

At least this one doesnt fail

[duckieman09]

Yeah djy1991 is alot lot lot lot lot lot better

[Walsh2571]

tats a rip off djy1991

[Fosax]

@Walsh2571

you know djy wasnt the one to make the history, right?

he got it from an internet forum

so hes not really the maker

fag

[Walsh2571]

@Fosax

What was the purpose of adding fag to the end of the comment, are you trying to offend me? i was only pointing out my patriotism and passion for the "finer" arts and remakes. I did not realize that both were based on another piece of work, i apologize.

[TGram29]

he's only showing off his awesomeness

don't be angry

[Gaz6231]

The lack of spelling and punctuation in this comment suggests that the writer was furiously masturbating at the time.

[Walsh2571]

@Gaz6231

I believe that from your video that spelling and punctuation is of little imprtance, and the fact that you couldnt think of a proper response suggests that you have little intention to point that out in my comment, i believe that you are very angry and are trying to discuss the smaller things that no one cares about. Have a nice day, and a merry christmas.

[KalphiStudios]

what are you a fucking English teacher? Welcome to the internet my friend. where nearly everyone could give two shits if they spell something right or wrong

[Gaz6231]

Damn, wish I'D said that.

[Walsh2571]

@KalphiStudios

yes, listen to this guy. he is right, nobody cares about spelling on the internet.

[TheFlarbar]

@KalphiStudios Apparently, you don't care if you sound like an idiot.

[KalphiStudios]

@TheFlarbar You're completely right! I honestly could give a flying fuck

it's the Internet not an english project.

[Gaz6231]

Well I suppose I could have taken a more stoic, unbiased approach, but god damn it if there is anything funnier in this world than an ill-informed commenter taking a badly spelled hissy-fit then I have yet to find it.

Oh and patriotism requires a country. The word you're looking for is allegiance.

[Walsh2571]

@Gaz6231

right.

i don't know why you are making a big deal over spelling. A. it is just a video; and B. why does anyone care?...

I just commented on how i enjoyed djy1991's better. And you are so pathetic that you start a fight over something this small? i am going to do the mature thing here, and leave this petty argument, b4 u hav a cry ovr internt tlk. Have a happy new year, i hope you learn to grow out of your childish behaviour.

[masterpiraka]

In other words, you're running away.

For the record: you never said you liked Djy's better, you said this was a ripoff of Djy's. Which was false.

[omglookatit]

Djy1991's is better

[d3min]

1:23 omg XD

[WaffleBurgerz]

lol that was epic at 1:32

"henry freeman no get out of here fast as you can!" henry freemans mom said... and died

[Nihilanth666]

nice aphex twin backgrounds music :)

[tahunu]

...Is that baby in the beggining a yoyo baby or something...?

[slashslashdotdot]

Not bad. I guess both interpretations shine in their own ways.

[K1RKH4MM3T]

zomg u stol it from djy

Just kidding, nice job dude

[mechsoap]

its a dramatic version of djy movie.....

[Gaz6231]

Well, technically Djy's is a less dramatic version of mine.

[FaithlessAsylumxxx]

Squirrelking may not be the best author ever, but one thing is certain; he is a much better author than Stephenie Meyer.

[Gaz6231]

Oh SNAP SON!

[shellbullet37]

@FaithlessAsylumxxx I dont think it takes much effort to make a better story then one about fagpires and failwolves.

[TheUnknownD]

movie* ;P

[TheUnknownD]

good mocie

[norman250]

You guys know it's spelt beginning, right?

[CrazyLou64]

That's the joke. It's how it was spelled in the fanfic.

[SGTNAPALM333]

That's the joke.

[Dall5000]

So you just copy other peoples work?

[Gaz6231]

Yes, I travel into the past to copy other people.

[LordShagrath]

It is a nice adaptation of the epic fanfiction of Squirrelking, whose work I read, all of them.

[RadioactiveMicrobe]

Haha, who did you use as the "ugly face?" Friend of yours?

[Chevcx]

Henry Freeman sounds like solid snake

[Allyoucanteat]

This is fucking awful. I actually think I'd rather have a boulder shoved up my asshole while having my ear drums torn out by a bear, then watch this video.

[philjo1005]

@lexmark136 unfortunately for you, you're opinion means less than a speck of dust so you are wasting your words as much as I am right now. hehe

[lexmark136]

it obviously doesn't since people get upset and thumb it down, my comment has meaning, yours doesn't.

[Gaz6231]

Well you certainly put the 'mean' in meaning. See what I did there?

I'M SO FUNNY

[lexmark136]

ROLFSTOMPAGE!

YES YOU ARE!

[Overebx]

1:24 i laughed really loud [lawl]

[caseygtr]

SquirrelKing is god XD

[ReaperRain]

That...that was beautiful. It did justice to the masterpiece that is squirrelking's epic Hero Beggining. Congratulations, sir.

[Gramra]

Why am I sitting around watching this video on Youtube? I should be living up to my family name and sending my enemies back to SCIENCE and OUTER SPACE.

Because if I don't, it will be SAD FOREVER!

[bigreyfan]

zomg at combine smiles i need tht as dp

[bigreyfan]

henry's voice was dumb

[Gaz6231]

Your voice can't be dumb. A person can be dumb, but a voice can't.

Your'e dumb.

[boogerlips1978]

Someone help me get the dildo out of my ass!!!

[wasupp134]

what the fuck was that

[Gaz6231]

It was Half-Life: Hero Beggining - A Dramatic Reading by The Gaz. You're currently on YouTube.

Now take your medication, grandma.

[kempina77]

when the combines shot his mom,theyr smiles were like pigs!

[DoctorFreeman97]

lol. u could not keep a straight face at the end. 5 stars! looking forward 2 a sequel!

[robinjam304]

OMG the Dark Man is Eli! ICWUTUDIDTHAR.

In all seriousness I thought that reading was much more entertaining than djy's. I loved the way you said "squish" :P

[CrveniGavran]

they said with AWESOME smile XD

[iamahedgehog]

Gotta say, this is much better than djy's version.

I mean, sure, djy's is "moar populer" as said by fans of his version, but this version just has a certain quality in it that makes me like it better.

That and this version's sequel doesn't have a random ten minute interlude.

[Mortiphasm]

The interlude is only six minutes long, and you can skip it, as I often do.

I personally prefer Djy's music, voices, choreography and character models, but this version is well made, and it's interesting to see the contrasts (like who the "dark man" is), and there are a few parts I like better in this version, like the "forest of time" and the more accurate depiction of the tower exploding.

[ZoninV]

this is nowhere near as good as the one done by DJY1991

[Gaz6231]

Says the Djy subscriber.

WEEEOOOOWEEEOOOO

Oh noes, it's the Fanboy Alarm! O_o

[damuleface]

umm, its a video game, and did you watch the origonal, why would it make sense its supposde to be funny.

[Gaz6231]

Oh jesus, you're actually serious aren't you. Man I feel sorry for your parents.

[damuleface]

when henry's mom gets shot, i miss her head getting blown off, and the gun shots dont fit.

[Gaz6231]

But if her head gets blown off, how would she talk? It just wouldn't make any sense.

Because, you know, the rest of it makes total sense.

[Mortiphasm]

One of the Combines says "stupid humen girl with no head" and the Dark man says "Henry Freeman's mom is shot in head", which indicates that the shot destroyed her head.

[amoetodi]

But then how would she talk? You're just being silly.

[Vorhias]

There's something damn near genius about Combines beating a guy with a wrench, and later a baby.

[snowjeanfr]

nope.. the original is far better why don't you make something YOURS instead of playing the audio just with different pics?

[Gaz6231]

DOHHHH HO HO HO.

Oh man you HAVE to be trolling.

[pudd750]

i liked it a lot-- did the antigrav gun ever fling a strider?

[pidgey88]

The civil protection is not the combine, they are people who freely reported in to become "urban police"

[Gaz6231]

Hence 'combining' with the alien race, hence the term Combine.

[TheBackfiringVirus]

nice one i liked it but i preferred DJY's one better.