Def Comedy Jam: Alonzo "Hamburger" Jones

[daar22284]

Tss Tss this guy must be really hungry or something

[gbpack12]

O and A party rock

[warlord1121]

whats the song Kid played at the very end?

[BeachChairz]

"Haaaamburger"

Saw this yeeeears ago and it still ain't funny now.

[jimmyfuckinmusic]

I literally fired that punk!......seriously!

[50centwingdayisgood]

Beeeeeeef Jelly



[culwin]

hamburger, WTF?

[imserious2187]

he looked at the fat dude, dat shit was funny

[dr1345]

i like hamburgers...........haaaaammm­mburger!!!!

[howthefagworks]

my teeth itch this is so uncomfirtable

[kytrex]

This guy sucks ass big time.....haaaammmmmmburger.

[sutschek414]

cheeseburger!!!!



[lawdog89]

Deaf comedy jam.....

[emoneybagz23]

HACKBURGER! Lets say it again one more time! HACKBURGER! Yeah motherfugga!

[xar51]

He was so close to losing that crowd with that outfit. But he displayed confidence and smoothness. Act like this if you're ever about to be attacked by black people.

[jefftheposter]

mooyacar mooyacar mooyacar.

[meteoritelight]

I like the part where he says "hamburger".

[DaRza17]

i hate this guy

[orly444]

This guy is terrible.

Say Hamburger again, it will make the joke funny. I promise.

[poopyhead423]

SHUCKY DUCKY QUACK QUACK!!!!!!!

[kaspere007]

beeeeef jelly

[Makaveli25x]

holy shit this guy fuckin sucks. surprised he didnt do any yo mama jokes..was this like in 1930 or something?

[TheMrMiah]

i like the bit where he says hamburger

[TrollingYouGood]

Hammmmmmburger!

[timjseg]

hes a horrible nigger

[orly444]

Say hamburger again.

It'll be funny. I promise.

[NeilHFromToronto]

tss tss next he'll be talking about a hotdog or sumpin' tss

[tommydougherty31]

@NeilHFromToronto oh, Chip!

[mcc420]

this guy makes me actually like chip

[mitts61]

Um.....I don't get it.

[Dilly5]

I'm here cause of Norm Macdonald and Artie Lange.

[TigerTaint]

only O&A can make this watchable and funny

[jadedmastermind]

Where we goin?

[Demendred1605]

tsss tssss Shucky Ducky and hamburger jones should go on tour or sumthin....tsss tssss

[Flyinsoss]

@meatballsteak Oh Chip!!

[nathanfairchild]

this guy ain't got nothing on Billy the Bass Man

[elheadkickio]

Wow. So embarrassingly fucking bad.

[frrrrrunkis]

Only a nigger would get away with this shit.

[caltrof]

@frrrrrunkis what about Larry the Cable Guy and his shit catch phrase? He pretty much got away with it all the way to the bank

[frrrrrunkis]

@caltrof I consider Larry the Cable Guy a nigger too, strangely enough.

[ScottPetersonFanClub]

@caltrof

That's different. Larry is white. You get it now? Black people should only be chucking and jiving while us Mexicans take over. Black people whine too much. They should be like us, and work.

[poopstainmcgoo]

@ScottPetersonFanClub I think we kinda overworked them for a bit and i don't agree with it but i have a feeling they're taking a rest right now. Since you want to pick up the slack can we own you for a little while? I have some chores that need doing

[ScottPetersonFanClub]

@poopstainmcgoo

No, do them yourself. I have a job that I go to. You know, something that doesn't involve wilding

[poopstainmcgoo]

@ScottPetersonFanClub You're a mexican and you're talking about your job? Lol who's lawn are you cutting?

[ScottPetersonFanClub]

@poopstainmcgoo

Not a nigger, that's not who.

[HalottDemocracy20]

Tss tss if the guy wanted a hamburger so badly why didn't he just get one at Wendy's er sumpin? tss

[meatballsteak]

@HalottDemocracy20 haha go get a hamburger at the hamburger store or sumpin tss tss

[jadedmastermind]

@HalottDemocracy20 Tss tsss this guy's jokes are so corny he outta be called cornburger or somethin thsss tssss!

[bdgalli100]

@HalottDemocracy20 Easy there Chip.

[dsriggs]

Thumbs up if O&A sent you

[afro10k]

@dsriggs what's O&A? It sounds like a place I want to be sent from. Hamburger.

[Alufear]

Every joke was like a Nerf ball against my head. Zero impact, 100% annoyance.

[chaosxv1]

FRIED CHICKEN!

[DAGRIT5]

LOL HE KEEPS SAYING HAMBURGER

[caltrof]

Nigger version of Larry the cable guy

[DAGRIT5]

@caltrof LOL THE N WORD MAKES IT FUNNY

[caltrof]

@DAGRIT5 Hamburger!!

[jacobtallman]

Worse than terrible.

[butters1110]

He's no shucky ducky... QUACK QUACK

[buyah2k]

Heard this on O&A this morning!

[caltrof]

@buyah2k same here

[CZRXCZR]

48 hot dog lovers disliked this video.

[bonscott992001]

when did def comedy jams become amateur night at the apollo? he was wack

[Mannyboy1983]

LMFAO his feet sdo big his Nike's spells Nickelodeon

[zee24]

Watched the whole thing and did not hear one joke.

[90mv]

hammmburger

[YassinTheAssassin]

MOVE YA CAR MOVE YA CAR MOVE YA CAR LOOOOL

[kalvinklein2]

funny how then's 'new school' is our old school that contrasts against the shit of today

[arf15beagle]

All credit goes to Artie and Norm.

[pokolo3]

this guy makes me want a hamburger.

[lilboosiestraped187]

he funny az hell!!

[toughguru]

@systemofhonor. So that when girls are doing it with a guy, and the guy says tell me who's the best?, they say hamburger. It's on his first appearance on def jam.

[system0Fhonor]

why he's sayin' hamburger all the time

[diandri11]

@system0Fhonor tryin not to curse

[peteymac10]

@system0Fhonor because he stated that he is like a cowboy from the old west that dont want to curse in front of women. so he says hamburger in place of cursing.

[releewasgay]

He's got a lotta gimmicks going on at once. what a pro

[mikeevansdadrumboi4]

feet so big Nike spell /nickoloden. lmao

[birdy1126]

Mo ya car, Mo ya car, Mo ya car!!!! lol

[alexislol321]

ok....

[JinxOz]

THIS guy is fucking FUnNny!!!!! the black audience didnt get his jokes!!!!

[nicolewins]

we boo'd this nigga off the stage at Bowie State University, he was mad corny

[freshstef2k7]

this is so funny, couldn't stop laughing

[freshprince2118]

H4444444MBuRG4.!!! l0lyy

[wezite1983]

HAMBURGER!!!

[therealK238]

are ya hungry? lol

[mutiilation]

"you're overweight that's your problem" ha ha ha  some funny shit

[TheMrBeanerbeaner]

man somebody shoot dis nigga plz

he corney as hell

[thefriendsociety]

dude that guy is your dad

[KillMeNow1990]

Norm MacDonald once said he loves this guy, pretty much entirely because of the "hamburger" lines. And if the funniest man in the world likes this guy, I guess I do too.

[drummer1brt2gzs]

@KillMeNow1990 Norm MacDonald is the reason i am watching this now

[randman21]

@drummer1brt2gzs Haha! Where did he mention him? Daniel Tosh mentioned him on Loveline a week ago. I was shocked because I'd never heard his name outside of Def Comedy Jam.

[drummer1brt2gzs]

@randman21 I think it was on one of the Howard Stern shows. Very funny

[TrueDominguez]

@KillMeNow1990 mitch bade

[Myers2Gumbleton]

HAAAAMBURGER

[effthedodgers]

this guy fucking sucks.

[jewbagggg]

that hamberger shit is annoying.

this guy isnt even funny

[burn1n09]

haha the jamaican parking attendant joke was FUNNY!! "MOVE YA CAR, MOVE YA CAR, MOVE YA CAR!!!"

[TEEYEASCHOOLS]

And in the background, neffs was like Boyakah Boyakah. 01:36 (listen carefully)

[foolish192]

lol dat nigga stoopid....i remember the first time i seen him on tv i used to run around sayin Hamburger all over the place.... 4:00 he talkin bout them niccas who rap wit dat nicca from moesha Q

[Blackjesus3]

ye onyx

[butterflyfist19]

this cat aint funny

[DiceyRileyProduction]

damn the ray charles and stevie wonder joke didnt go down to well haha

[TEEYEASCHOOLS]

I have to admit it, that was funny, the crowd wasn't paying attention.

[Juwreh]

@TEEYEASCHOOLS i nowe rite ty, dem niggas iz haters

[indianred87]

that was funny thanks for posting lol

[muffin666slayer]

poor fat guy... thats so mean lol

[tag1989]

spell nickelodeon HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

[mlc871]

Thanks to Artie and Norm for the heads up on this. They described it perfectly.

[chimpiki]

@mlc871 I think their description was better.

[Dash171]

Crowd went silent when Black Cowboy Showed up.

[stiqman]

No cursing, no swearing, no sexual innuendos. and he still got laugh with a few old style jokes. i think that was alright. not as bad as Dane Cook who is the absolute zero on the comedy scale.

[kenokaasari]

Yah insultin the audience is always better than cursing.

[dub4lifeboy]

why you tellin us his name so... wud ya not say hes nerly good as sum1

[jaradlune2004]

hamburger..

[pkaskov2]

move ya cah move ya cah move ya cah

[tre1021]

sorry but this wasnt funny to me

[hemi4206]

repost this if norm mcdonalds appearance on howard stern led you to this

[Sarcasmo48]

definitely the reason. it appeared as a related video when the norm appearance was put on youtube.

[wookovar]

Some good jokes but the whole hamburger thing, not funny.

[Nostrildamus1]

Haaaaam BURGA!

[DKGonzo86]

I think it's funny when he says hamburger in between the jokes.

[Geel07]

repost this if norm mcdonalds appearance on howard stern led you to this

[im4jesusalltheway]

neva gonna git it... hahahaha!!!!

[heartyhoopz1184]

repost this if norm mcdonalds appearance on howard stern led you to this

[Bosanacmele]

ring my bell, by jehovas witnesses XD

[spontitius]

I really need a catchphrase.

[jimmythegent]

Haha, HAMBUHGA!!

[59BrownMan59]

that wasnt his best performance i gotta say, but still good.

[Jenisha22]

talkin bout busta at the end

[badaz2]

wat does micheal jackson and mcdonalds have in common

they each put there meat in 13 year old buns

[PVTSolis]

So bad, its funny. Hamburger...

[Slice267]

This guys sucks...lol The gimmicks keep making me laugh

[KOBIELWOODS]

mulfucka said..........feet  so big.......his nike spell NICKELODEON

[jwh1999]

Alonzo is an old friend of mine out of Elizabeth,NJ we used to ball together!!

[dweebieMC]

this guy is horrible which is why I am laughing my ass off.

[KeepOnBlazin420]

HAMBURGER.. is shit

[moodyjenny86]

LMAO!!! This is even funnier because I just watched Artie Lange and Norm Macdonald talk about this guy on Howard Stern!!!

[slckr80s]

Right. i had to look this guy up after that. Norm is the fucking man.

[jeffandmissymello]

hamburger thats classic

[69game]

yea i think this was somethin new n really funny... good one.. "hamburger"..

[jwr941]

"r u hungry" lol

[kingshodd]

lol he aaight he's no bernie mac or lavelle

[jordanhass]

hamburger that was not funny.

[pric2006]

fukin shit, how annoyin 'hamburga' wha da fuk

[Reewin50]

I was actually referring to your comment with the frowning face. And, I agree about wanting to see new stuff.

[Reewin50]

Was it that bad :(

[d2isgod]

move ya car move ya car move ya car lol

[Joshuawigan]

I think this guy is one of the most unfunniest people i have ever watched

[kupidzheart]

those songs he named were hella funny

[bo31411]

Easily the realest motherfuckin shit I've ever seen.

[Ambushofblacks]

lol i love when he says: HAM-burger

[SmiffYourWessun]

it sound like Scoob on daddy's kane song called "Show and Prove"

[CokaCoolA]

I'd find this guy funny if he didn't keep saying 'Hamburger'

[canuck1980]

yea it gets annoying

[RealDefentertainment]

he says that word cos he don`t wanna curse

[CokaCoolA]

Oh, I know. Doesn't mean it's funny though.

[BlackoutCam]

LOL!!! ha ha ha dis shyt was funny

[jshanae08]

oooh shit he got it at the end!lmao

[Wolf2k7Man]

woz he tryina diss busta rhymes at da end?

[garageman1989]

when he did that, he sounded russian.

[Detox15G]

He clowned on the audience real bad that shit was funny but other than that he was alright.

[NoobSmokeomegaOnaga]

His Nicke's spell nickolodean. lol

[diderr01]

it's nike not nicke

[ajstyled]

haaaaaammmmmburrger !!!!

[dapunkof1975]

HOLY SHIT I REMEMBER THIS GUY!!!