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  • hahahahahaha greets from europe

    with love to mexico ;)

    to hell with american ey holes ;)

  • Wait...they shit themselves?

  • I'm an American. I think we're assholes too. :-) And I'd kill those effin' kids in the video omg!

  • awwww....are you mad we built a wall? Poor baby....or should I say por preceto...I probably spelled it wrong but that is because I don't have to PRESS 1 FOR ENGLISH!!!

  • @TheShackzilla your lucky u don't live in europe u have to PRESS 7 for english, oh yeah they speak a bunch of different languages over there, that's what you call? CULTURE.what americans lack, but they make make up in ignorance.

  • lol is this a joke 1:18 its hella funny for some reason maybe because im mexican and i understand lol and she keeps saying americanos assholes lol some fucking cactus lmao this had to be onion news

  • Fake it may be, there is some truth to this.

  • no es americano, es ESTADOUNIDENSE!! DOHH

  • she doesnt even have a Mexican accent! haha

  • except 'american assholes' spend money there, illegals drain our economy

  • @sherkhan17 'illegals drain our economy' I'd suggest you form an opinon for yourself rather than to listen-then-repeat what most rednecks have told you. If all, the most negative aspect of illegal immigration is lack of proper regulation. Consider that immigrants (illegals or not) contribute greatly to the GNI, specially in the southwest, since the income per capita depends mostly on latin immigrantion there.

  • @sherkhan17 It is true that 'Americans' (assholes or not) represent a great proportion of income in the touristic venues of Latin America, just as it's true that immigration is a beneficial aspect if you wish to increase IPC since more population plus income equals more spending, equals bigger GNI. But its also a problem in the sense that potential criminal immigrant subjects cause a deterrent tor social security, for which regulation is urgent.

  • @sherkhan17 dumbass

  • 

  • The Onion always has the funniest videos.

  • Joke or not it is FREAKING AWESOMEEE!!!!!!!!!! ABERCROMBIE WEARING ASS*OLES LOOOOL

  • Can anyone answer this question for me?

    How come Barack Obama says that fences don't provide security for the United States and he has fences around the White House?

  • Mad in a funny way! ah que loco!

  • Wait A Minute Zorro Isn't The President of Mexico.....?

  • you all shut up.

  • Hilarious!

  • pple need to SHUT-D-FUCK-UP "specaly fuckn White pple" if it wasn't for Hispanic "specaly Mexican,,, U.S.A wouldn't b SHIT, i wouldn't have nice house/school/buliding''''z,,, Hispanic'z do ALL d work!!!

  • These LYING THEIVING Scum Bag Politicians have destroyed this { ONCE GREAT COUNTRY } aka ~ the 44th Piss Stain ~ aka illegal SCUMBAG

    ~!~

    I AM WHITE and have more BROWN PRIDE than any Mexican

    ~!~

    YES SIR ~ I JUST took the best LOOKING Shit of my life

    ~!~

    In fact it looked a bit like Mexico ;~}

    God Dam u SCUM~BOZO…SHUT THE FUCKING BORDERS

  • stupid mexicans

  • they should make a vid about the fence they're making on their southern border.

  • Just say NO to the wall between North and South America! Let North and South America be the lands of the open door. Good freedom makes good neighbors.

    There's just nothing like a masterpiece of children's literature to convince me of that.

  • @eastariel is the fence in central america? i've never heard if it.

  • my asshole is pretty mad right now... maybe I should take a shit...

  • LMAO "Some fucking cactus" got 1% of the vote. Hahahaha!! I love the Onion.

  • baahhhahahaha :) way to stick up to us americans. but please don't think we're all that bad!!!

  • Deez Nuts got 3% of votes! hahaha! LMFAO!

  • fuck you taco heads..

  • 1:19 LOLLLLLLL

  • quien es el responsable de este video? es muy gracioso

  • Now that would save the U.S. some money! And Mexico could pay to guard it!

    Anyone that wants to get kidnapped, robbed, or raped should get an honest American to do it!

  • HHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHHA­HAHAHAHAH VIVA MEXICO

  • We should build a wall in Canada too.

  • its just a joke chill out + they are not being racist , they just go against the assholes , if u are an asshole then u should be mad

  • @diegoec1987 its no a joke and plus its like in America with the whole immigration shit its stupid its the same thing everywhere trust me

  • @XDkarlaOX it is a joke from a mexican funny show . Dont worry and dont let it bother u

  • Finally someone is doing something :)

  • Fuck all you racist looking at this from Topix.

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  • what the fuck you think

  • You mean,we can no longer see Mexicans being produced at the donkey shows?

  • @rick10is yeah just go in to your mom's room with out knocking

  • @rick10is yeah you can just go into your mom's room without knocking and you can see it!!

  • Wait a minute, do you mean that Speedy Gonzales is not the president of Mexico?

    And the zebras in TJ are just painted donkeys?

  • @Lizardking623 you are PITIFUL U_U

  • @Lizardking623 lmfao!!!!

  • haha spêedy conzales loool, americans are idiots but funny

  • LOL ...I go into Mexico and party it up too. In fact i think i was there watching that guy at 1:22 xD

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH i ♥ THIS

    I DIDNT KNOW MEXICO HAD AN ONION NEWSSSS

  • I love the pamphlet - "Assholes - Una Problema Nacional"

  • "wearing abercrombie "ha hahahaha

  • putossssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • LMAO! If Speedy Gonzales is president of Mexico, then the U.S. president has got to be Mickey fuckin' Mouse! LOL

  • lmao...

  • Brilliant. I love great satire.

  • People of all colors tend to be clannish and hostile to others who are different, even in the absence of formal, economic, or other barriers. Or to put it another way, how long do you think the McSoccerWhite family's children would survive or still have lunch money by lunch time if they somehow decided to move to the 'hood?

    To me, an upscale, safe neighborhood is exactly that. There is no hidden coding or intention in the words regarding race.

  • here's a suggestion mexicans, just KOS any american you see in ur country

  • If and only if Americans were allowed to do the same in OUR country!

  • i think that goes without saying lol

  • no, but guess what i taught you mom in fuck school. alot. as in, i fucked you're mom

  • nice come back...

    [/sarcasm]

  • Illegals continually lower the standard of living and keep wages/benefits low, and slow the legal immigration process. Note that everytime Congress gets Tuff On Immigration, they tighten requirements on LEGAL immigration, rather than actually PUNISHING the animals that sneak in? Send them back unharmed, America becomes a paper tiger, and our border is a revolving door for their pleasure, and our Welfare and medical systems become unguarded trees for them to pick from.

  • Hey fucktard, did you even watch the video your commenting under?

    Watch it again you lowlife piece of shit.

  • "some fucking cactus" ROFL

    The onion kicks ass

    always hilarious

    always funny as hell to look at the retarded comments below *looks at "Chrijz*

  • wow, y yo que pense que Bush estaba construyendo la pared para no dejer personas pasar, pero es lo opuesto,jajaja. Que triste de verdad por que necesitamos a mas imigrantes en este pais, USA

  • In the survey 63% put 'speedy gonzales', 18% put 'speak english' and 1% put 'some fucking cactus' hAaahhahahahahahahahhaahhhhhhh­hh

  • spedy gonzales president,??? Lol.

  • Higher unemployment? oh sure! there are so many Americans working the fields picking berries, and produce...wage cuts... what a dork...

  • I think Americans prefer having a job, than being unemployed/no money, dumbass...

  • and when wetbacks do the jobs for ~half the price a person from USA do, it clearly leads to wage-cuts (or maybe it's called "wage-dump")..

  • Ha ha, the ending was classic: "We'll speak to the man who paints the freckles on the faces of all our Telenovela stars."

    It's funny 'cause it's true!

  • hahaha "costing millions in sales of tiny guitars" XD hahaha

  • 0:25 WTF is doing Lopez Obrador there???? he isn´t the mexican president LOL

    IMAO the mexican president part was great!!!

    ...

    1% some fucking cactus !!!!

  • america is a free country and we can speak whatever language we want so deal with it. I am not an american hater but i sure hate the springbreakers they are ignorant disrespectful and racist in my opinion americans should be embarrassed about them because thanks to them everyone else in the world thinks all americans are the same way.. ignorant and retarded like the "cool kids" on the video when there is plenty of americans that dont deserve to be in that category.

  • there are a lot of people in your country sure....but the americans i am friends with over the net and even my relatives that live in seattle think 'americans' are incredibly ignorant and stupid

  • The whole thing is a joke right?

  • everything seen is true mate, except the mexican wall :)

  • @Sjaplap yes itz a fake newz cast and its in america

  • @Sjaplap If you don't know who the Onion is then you sir are an idiot.

  • ...parece que la mezcla de cerveza, tocino y harina es letal para las neuronas...lo que deberíamos impedir que salga de los EE.UU. es esa subcultura simpson de la que están tan orgullosos...

  • Bien dicho!

  • Hello!!! Did you listen to what the commentator was saying!? This is a complete spoof! I think all you guys did was read the bold letters at the top of the video...

  • Mexican adults go to the U.S illegally for many years.They degrade themselves by showing a lack of intelligence.They also have 8 kids and leach off of welfare.They act disrespectful by not learning the language and thinking they own the effing place.Americans SHOULD be pissed off! tomato tamato......you pick which ones worse -.-

  • Are you saying Speedy Gonzalez isnt the Mexican President? :)

  • Errrrrr......"Death those who enter America (from Mexico)?"

    Hard to do, because Mexico is already in America. As is Peru, and Chile, and Canada, etc.

    Why don't you just commit suicide and finish your bitter life?

    There's an idea!!!!!!

  • Believe it or not, that's not always true! americans have been caught in mexico illegally. See, u associate illegal immigration with jumping over a fence in the Night. But 65% of illegal immigration come from Over stayed visas. America created it's"modern" infrastructure on DEBT! this is why ur country is collapsing now. Did u just say americans learn the language in mexico? LMAO!! mexicans create a bigger economy in america! First there are no americans in mexico, now u admit there are. lmao!

  • NOPE!!! wrong again whiteback. Americans are MOVING to mexico at an alarming rate! there are over 1 MILLION americans living PERMANTELY in mexico asshole. The most out of any other ex-pat american nation. Not including the europeans, canadiansm asians and south americans moving to mexico. The only part of mexico u been to, are the pictures you see on lou dobbs. Typical american fucking idiot.

  • did I say the hispanics started it? NO! but they did know it was there dipshit! it just never took hold with mexicans like it does whites. WHites will kill their kids for money. The spanish started bullfighting by the way. The uniform came for them, WHITE PEOPLE! you fucking slow dumbass motherfucking tard. WHy does the world hate america if there is nothing good about us? We don't have to pretend to be canadian when we travel.

  • Those Collage students do look annoying as fuck.

  • Someone climbs the Border fence along the Mexican border right in front of our film crew, a igniting a border patrol pursuit immediately.

    check out our film The Wall and our youtube page!

  • does that mean you suck cause hip is taking over all he radio stations?

  • u are so mongol retard, the jewis owns you everything u got is borrow, ur house ur car, ok look at the back of a dollar bill and plz tell what "annuit coptis novus ordo seclorum" mean? have u heard about the AIG, the bailouts and the corrupt Ny governor ?

  • really/? then tell me why MTV and americans go there to the baja race, and party like animals? MTV promotes spring break in acapulco, why do americans travel to los cabos baja cali4nia mexico to fish?? ur a racist dude ill bet ur mom is getting plumgled by a blk right now LOl

  • Chill out people, this is a spoof! It's from the Onion!

    It's actually a very good spoof. LOL

  • the lady sounds like she has a caribeean accent not one from mexico or one from a american of mexican descent, 2nd genreration. This reminds me of THE day after tomorrow

  • no retard, she's form spain Lol you fart

  • no caribeean.

  • How about we build a border to keep you mexican beaners out.

  • yea, kool then all u lazy bun-holes why starved to death everything you consume is imported, ur cloths your car, your PC ur camara, uy cell, even ur underwear LOL tell mee what's american food, burritos, spaghetti ,pizza?? the only american food that i know is mc donal's hamburgers and they make u fat LOL

  • Taco, Burrito, And A Soda Pop

  • wow!!! u have got to be a fucking moron to actually think that. god bless the stupid americans.

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  • drinking and youtube comments are a bad combination. bring out the worst in some. its the anonymity of it all i guess. but really i love u.s. and americans. good, decent people. "cant we all just get along"

  • lol yeah

  • lmao speedy gonzales okay i got one 4 u whiteys the president of usa is mickey fucken mouse jajajajaja putos chupan mis pinches huevos

  • 63% Speedy gonzales

    18% Jose Cuervo

    7% Speak English

    4% Jose Cuervo

    2% Zorro

    2% Bee man

    1% Some Fucking Cactus

  • i would like to have Speedy Gonzales as president!

  • haha naw im playin with you man. its wrong to be racist so please, that comment i just left you was little compared to what other people might say. i hate seeing people fight over mediocre stuff. so instead of hating mexicans, try to be cool with them. i have alot of american friends and ive never once been racist to them or they to me

  • there are mexicans that are the bosses of you white pieces of shit. you think your hard shit bitch, you think you a badass racist or what.

  • Very funny, but most importantly, very true!

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  • KILL WHITEY!!

  • Funny vid, but there is no need for a wall between Mexico and the U.S., because they should never have been separate. Google Megamerge Dissolution Solution to read about a new paradigm for U.S.-Mexico relations sans racism.

  • HAHAHAA US ASSHOLES!!!!

  • WHAT THE FUCK? THE WORLD DOESN'T EVEN HAVE 7 BILLION PEOPLE ON IT! there aint no fucking way that 9 billion people watch that show.

    not even 6 billion people even watch tv , let alone cnn.

  • Oh what the fuck?!?!?!?

  • I hate these douchebags

  • wtf r u talking about dude shut the fuck up and go suck some dick or something but stop annoying the shit out of every1, no1 was talking to u.

  • whose the president of mexico?

    63% speedy gonzalez

    18% jose cuervo

    7% speak english

    3% deez nutz

    2% zorro

    2% bee man (from the simpsons)

    1% some fucking cactus

    LMAO!

  • funy  speedy gonzales

  • I know its a fucking joke dumb fuck dont be an illeterate dipshit.

  • can you believe that yeah were the assholes going into your country

  • i partied whit some american assholes here in acapulco, great party :)

    But i wish i could remember what happened.

  • There are alot white trash that goes to mexico to make fools of themselves. then they come back to america to shit and be racist of anyone in America. Full Well, we know that the white trash are europeans from europe because America is native indian land, not white lands.

  • hahaha... I don't think you'll have to worry about this much longer.

  • indian lands? they got pushed out for lack of an enforced immigration policy....i suppose if we had to learn the native language and adapt to their culture.....well, you wouldnt be able to cry about europeans....its also funny mexicans hold so tightly to spanish considering it is a language of their european conquerors....i dont really give a rats ass either way, america is on a course of doom, but your comment is so played out and tired....

  • What about your language...English, England! What did you your ancestors speak in Europe...haha. Just an outcast..

  • rebels would be more like it...besides you are the one whining....not me....

  • actualy mexicans arent all natives theyre like americans exept with spainyards and most of us have traces of native and european blood also, the spanish is slightly different as witn the us and brittain if u see we're so much alike but the walls we put up dont let uss realize it, most of thye people down there think of the us what the us thinks about them calling them thieves and freeloading tourists or tresspassers and shit even if theyre legal well the list of similarities goes on well peace

  • i realize this, i married one and go often....i was commenting on a dudes comment that was railing against europeans as being the scourge of the world....

  • so right.

  • SMELLY, DUMB

    BEANER SCUM

  • wtf dude? the color doesnt define the lands. I am white and i am a mexican! so stop saying stupid things like that.

  • lmao speedy gonzalez

  • Ofcourse this is fake - If you thought was real, you need to go to school, and actually learn a couple of things.

  • LMAO speedy gonzolez and jose cuervo!

    I think they should be building a wall to try and keep their citizens in!

  • Predictably, this is over the racists' heads; after all, they take their counterpart ideas, about Mexicans the U.S., seriously, so, how can we expect them to get this?

  • Great idea!

    Fuck idiot from usa

  • this video is not racist to nobody its just humor so dont post any stupid race comments assholes hahaha

  • Jajajaja.......Que buen video, piches gringos assholes!

  • Dang they're complaining about Americans shitting and pissing on their land how about mexicans flooding US prisons and basically flooding the US

  • A great idea. Who needs Americans anway? They just turning everything into shit as soon as they touch it.

  • Bottom line is they wanted it to be real, this is as popular as AngryLittleGirl's "Gullible is not in the Dictionary" video on religion.

  • LOL Some of you people are really fucking stupid! Who the hell would think this is really real?

  • shut up, dirty fag, I'm the only one allowed to represent america, so kill yourself, your sister and your big fat mom.

  • yes way to racist u damn lil fucking shit

  • Looks like cease fire is over, I'll out of the way.

  • hey how about u shut the fuck u lil crying bitch

  • im mexican and i am white. So what am i?? stup being such a dumb cunt.

  • Mexican is not white, Mexicans are Indigenous to Mexico and the Western hemisphere...Asshole!!

  • You're not white, beaner. The only good thing about Mexico is that those mamacitas are so fucking hot. Not those old wrinkly wetback hags, but the young ones. Those very young latina's are so fuckable. Luckily they always want to suck my handsome big US cock and refuse to date those ugly local beaners. I had sex with hundreds of 18 year old beaner sluts, they are all in love with me.

  • roflcoptor .... read the list on 1:18 LOL

  • French tourist are the worse (cnn), spring breakers are different animal. As far as earning a better live is fine, just do it in a legal n orderly fashion n the days of uncheck immgration is long gone. We can correct history but not change it, for the same reason Russia will never be able to buy back Alaska for 14million dollars.

  • It's onion news folks... it's not real!

  • Americans lose there jobs because of Mexicans come to American and take our jobs that why i want him out of USA

  • ok i bet u that u cant even stand one day at mexico or central america. we come to this country to find a better life. in our country there is always violence and shit its really poor in most locations so again we come here to work hard and raise money for our familiesto take care of them

  • (the news is fake) Spring breakers acting stupid inside US also, got chase out of Palm Spring CA. years ago. MEX. GOV. should do the same. While Mexican seal their southern border keeping their illegals out, they encourage their own ppl to jump US border (double std.) All 50 US states are in deep financial trouble n high unemploy add to the fire, all the argument means nothing, but if it feels good, DO IT !

  • los mexicanos cada dia hacen mas pendejadas

  • ¡Hahaha que es apenas divertido!

  • hahahahahhhahahhahaha

  • no mames, Felipe calderon y ponen al piche PEJE

    lmfao

  • jajaja thats fucking funny !!

    y speedy gonzales ja no la chingen!

  • some fuckin cactus LMFAO pinche assholes americanos oh my god how i luv The Onion

  • I guess the real idiots here are the racists who can't even figure out that this is FAKE news...

  • yeah and the funniest part is the Speedy Gonzalez part & the intro:

    "152 languages, 811 countries, 9 Billion views "

    only in the us are barely 300 million people.

    LMFAO