Alan has a seizure

[JessicaKatlinJade]

i dont understand how some people can be so f***ing annoying. after somebody has a seizure, one of the last things you wana do is make loud noises and act like a damn 5 year old. people need to grow the f**k up its 2011

[roboflavinful]

I think Alans mates are he ones that are disoriented,,,, not that id call them mates...

"Oi Alan did you just ave ay fuking seizure"

ear this'll help mate Il wave this big fucking knife infront of your gob

[jasssmit]

I would like to educate people. There are many different kinds of seizures. I'm not going to get into the details of each of describe all of them. However, not every seizure is the kind where you see someone on the ground flipping around like a fish out of water. Just a few for example: absence seizures=you space out, ask the same questions over and over, etc; sensory seizures=you smell or hear things that arent really there, plus many more. One last thing, they cause problems w/memory!!

[medicalterrylove2]

I JUST REPORTED THIS VIDEO!!!!

[warsinski1234]

Seizures are nothing to laugh at. sincerely, A man who has had seizure for 17 years. oh by the way. I am 17 years old.

[jasssmit]

@warsinski1234 I'm 33, have been doing is since early to mid 20s. I'm so sorry buddy that you've had to deal with it your entire life.

[april00026000]

The stupid fuckers in the background need to go jump off a cliff. We have enough stupid people in this planet.

[christinaturtle817]

Catergory : Comedy... what the fuck?

[fracturedskull777]

i want to curb stomp the fucking shit out of them stupid bitchs in the back, fucking dumbass British bitches

[Doganderboss]

ive got a seizure too when i watched this video

[Zipst3r]

wow i feel like punching the girl in the background

[phenylalan]

This video is listed under Comedy and Tagged pass, out, seizure, disoriented, alan!? Are people like this allowed to breed? If this video is real then it seems that Alan is in real trouble. Not from the seizure mind you but from the person (who apparently was having a seizure herself) wielding the knife at his throat.

[menace2merrylandsz]

thats so anoying

[5millzU]

He smoked a JEFFREY!! Easy chap just rub the furry wall!

[roosaflouseatyahoo]

Everyone in this video is a dumbfuck. Every single one of them. My body of evidence:

1. Alan's haircut

2. People implying that this was a seizure.

3. Anyone implying that he passed out.

4. The fact that someone decided to put this on youtube.

5. Everyone's accents.

6. The choice of music.

7. The wall decorations.

8. The size of the refrigerator.

Why would anybody be filming this guy at this random time? Yeah its fake. Get a haircut, speak GODDAMNED ENGLISH.

[SargeantEggsalad]

@roosaflouseatyahoo Fucking best reply i have ever seen!

[thelength1]

@roosaflouseatyahoo He is speaking English..........because he IS English you arce! They can't help their accents you twat.

[TheClankMan]

@anebt

ROFL

[darkangelalltheway]

if that was real as in u havein a seizure then ur m8s are flippin stupid laughin and bangin and singin like idiots ,

[metalbmx777]

bitch shut th fuck up your annoying

[krazykoolkids1]

at the beggining he is like stfu you annoying bitch XD

[dragonmemories]

If he did have a siezure what is anybody gonna do about it, keeping quite doesnt help.

[fishpimp100]

my family does that tapping thing at dinner times

[zillionx]

he wasn't getting a seizure, he was seriously tripping balls

[BloodLord312]

tad fuckin whore sounded like barney,fucker

[theplock99]

omg girl in background shut up

[DrElieS]

that was the fakest seizure Ive ever seen

[blackhawk65589]

your a retard

[lordblades]

@DrElieS how was it fake? he just came to when he touched the table

[aStupidTroll]

SHAT THE FUCK UP FUCKING BITCHES AT THE FREAKIN BACKGROUND

[Ultimate600]

Shoot that fat bitch in the background.

[felixmarbles]

MORONS! get that nife away from him! you people just think its a fucking joke? you want to laugh and bang pot and pans or something-GROW UP! Epilepsy is serious-not a laughing matter!

[Paymeordie69]

that is a case of what i like to call fucking homo sydrome

[bosejustin54848]

Bitch in the background is the dumbest bitch I've ever not met, you can tell from the voice she's a fucking nimrod trying to get everyones attention all the time cause she knows she's a fucking loser, most likely ugly as hell. Song shoulda gone "I'm dumb, I'm dumb; I'm a dike dike, I'm a dike dike." She fucking sings bad trying to be cool and when they focus on him she's yelling, let me see, let me see. alan you look like a duck with an over bite but you need new friends cause you seem cool.

[buggeazy102]

if you have this you cant drink or smoke i have them an i take meds. also

[Delpierolegend10]

This is why english people are twats, just listen to their voices , what cunts lol.

[KateKnows]

@Delpierolegend10 - not all english people are twats. just these ones.

and not really the poor kid having the seizure, just his stupid mates singing crap songs and waving knifes at him while he's having a seizure.

[buggeazy102]

did you not just have a fuckin seizure

[myfriendandI]

wow, insensitive people. there are many different kinds of seizures. something fucked up happened to his brain and everyone here is laughing and saying he's on drugs because he wasn't twitching???

[KateKnows]

@myfriendandI - completely agree.

people are so ignorant to all the different seizures out there.

just think it's like the media shows them - a light flashes, you fall over and shake about on the ground. nope.

this guys friends are planks.

[hia07gfh]

@KateKnows i agree. you know only 3% of people with epilepsy are affected by strobe lighting

[2704heatherwolf]

@hia07gfh strobe lights set my seizures off i cant go in bowling allies

[hia07gfh]

@2704heatherwolf That gutting mate. Although to be honest bowling is something I only ever do about twice a year if that. Not really my game. Also I realise people such as yourself do suffer from strobe lighting setting off your seizures. I simply established that it only affects 3% of people with epilepsy.

[TheWhatify]

sorry but this seems to be a bit fake, iirc ppl dont stare at you when they disoriented, they constantly look around not just stand there llike "duhhhhh whats going on?" but hey what do i know, never been disoriented.

[gphx]

@TheWhatify They are called 'absence' seizures.

[store275]

What's what that Hare Krishna shit song you're singing?

[buggeazy102]

@store275 vodka

[PreciousWords88]

stupid fuckin ppl in the background, shut the fuck up, he had a seizure you dumb fucks, fuck i hate stupid people

[PeterKJ15]

@PreciousWords88 omg dude why do you think they have to know how it looked like to have a seizure....and btw to hate dumb people...is the same if i hate black people...because they are black

[TheClankMan]

@PeterKJ15 Terrible racism.

Keep it to yourself.

[PeterKJ15]

@TheClankMan lol dude think twice i said it was the same ( IF ) i hated those doesnt mean that i hate them...actually i dont hate black people or having any trouble with them

[ILUVMJ101]

what the hell...? how did you decide to videotape this right as he started the seizure...then afterwards...like..20 seconds later...you ask if he had a seizure.?..seems kinda fake

[buggeazy102]

@ILUVMJ101 he was nodding off then they taped him

[KenLeGault]

Yes he was having a seizure! I have the same type of seizures. This type is called a petit-mal. Most people know when this type is comming on. The other type is a Grand-mal. >Which is the type people relate more too, cause of the shaking. I personally would rather have a Grand-mal,even though they do more damage,but you don't remamber having one. The pettit-mal ones affect me for a few days afterwards. Puts me in a Dazed state just like this guy. DYLANTIN controls mine.

[buggeazy102]

@KenLeGault what is the one you get dizzy break out in a cold sweat?

[DunkableDave]

usually in my morning. breakfast eating is silent like a ninja.

[RoadyDean91]

Didn't look like a seizure to me but it was creppy. Like you went brain dead for a second. oO

[aprilnc94]

that singing and clinging is fuckin annoying!

[VannahWilson]

How was that a seizure? I didn't see anything happen that could be recognized as a seizure (at least not by the general public). I know they can take many forms, but what made them realize it was a seizure?

[ILUVMJ101]

there are different types of seizures, you know.

[VannahWilson]

"I know they can take many forms, but..."

Hello? Did you not read that?

[rockonsara]

cute hair :P

[ikpraatmetpoezen]

You guys sure have loud breakfasts.

[FunnyBros98]

did he say" wat the fuck is this" hahahahaha. but seireously wat is the seizure in this video.

[Nelarsen]

U CALL THAT A SEIZURE!!!!

[TheVinVinno]

No offense but what is a Seizure exatly?

What does it do? Can you get it? HOW do you get it?

[headshock1]

its your brain rebooting basicly

[ILUVMJ101]

go look it up. it doesnt happen to everyone. look it up

[shootingpegstar]

I have seizures aswell man, idc what people fucking say tbh! i can never remember shit

[YTFCGIANTS]

lay off the drugs

[ushdr]

seizures are a medical condition due to abnormalities in neurological activity in the brain you prick. This shit isn't funny. Some seizures you lose bowel control because your brain just blacks out.

Not to mention that studies show that medical marijuana helps prevents seizures

[RedHotCheerios]

Wow assholes u arent suppise to scream "did have a seizure? Huh did ya?" ur suppose to b calm asswipe! If i was that guy id punch u in the fuckin face ur a good friend ass face

[Gary190tube]

who the fuck is that slapper in the background "DID YOU FILM IT, CAN I SEE IT, HAHA, IS IT ON FILM, HAHA"

Stab that cunt of a woman with the knife next time.

[cacatboy]

luckily he controled himself . haha .

[doorknock12]

you people are fuking stupidd you make me sick

[911KissMyAss]

Cut off that punk hair

[the5445]

it was from all of the loud noises

[geowar42]

i dont know wots going on and i dont wanna kno

[lordvore]

Nice to see a guy's friends taking care of him.

P.s Not all English people are like this. Just too many of them. I'm English and I can't stand most of us but then I can't stand most of anyone... We ascended from apes but most of us don't seem to have noticed.

[fejekerek]

God this isthe most pathetic bunch of shit ive ever seen.

[00ABBITT00]

Fucking in-bred Englishmen., disgusting.

[creaturesrule]

They sound like they are saying "VODKA, VODKA" and the girl at 0:06 says "SQUEEZY SQUEEZY LIME LIME, SQUEEZY SQUEEZY LIME LIME" LMAO at drunken girls but hope the guy is alright!

[Cristian182005]

Alan looks like a sterotypical narrow-minded dumbfuck and that bitch screaming BOTTO or whatever, OH FUCKING GOD, i want to punch her fucking face. Oh, and you are not cool if you add 'fucking' in every sentance. 'Did you just have a fucking seizure'? Did you really have to add that, you stupid motherfucking cunt? Alan is normal, his friends aren't, though. Especially that bitch screaming in the background BOTTTOOOOO shut the fuck up you fucking slut!

[JJboy1992]

thats what happens when twenty something ppl come in contact with alcohol haha.

[Cristian182005]

yeah, i agree. LOL, but they are drunk as fuck

[iverruler]

NERD RAGE !! >:O

[yourmumisadick]

that slag in the background is fucking annoying tell her to shut her fucking mouth next time

[Rushgoon1]

looks like a blackout, those sux

[TheDanishDork]

At the start of the video it looks like hes taking a shit lmfao.

But seriously, dont mess with seizures.

[jackfeva]

YOUR RITE!!!

[TakenAndRaped]

he has a hangover he hates noise

[squeeb3]

No wonder he had a fucking seizure with that cunting fucking woman in the background. Seriously love, SHUT THE FUCK UP AND STOP INDUCING SEIZURES.

[Kirbymcbadass]

Acid FTW!

[CindyPixieDust12]

She should have shut up. >_>

[eugeneednie]

this girl in the background is annoying as fuck

[Pantothensaeure]

yeah, total agreement from my part

[flytallerkin]

some people don't just have seizures where you flop around on the ground like on the fake seizure videos. my brother has seizures where his hands shake a little bit and he is totally disconnected from the whole world, a lot of times he is standing up. As for me i have grand mal seizures (i've had 20 in this year alone)

[Ratt1971]

maybe it was horse or elephant tranquelisers!

[djtrix003]

What were you guys doing? Drug wise, I mean.

[zogeth]

don`t forget to drink your tea!!!!!

[YeaOrNot]

no u

[s60evolve]

DUDE! that same shit happened to me back when I took adderall! I'd be driving down the road feeling completely normal then I'd fucking wake up to the sound of my car slamming up onto the curb and sidewalk and I'd be JUST like that, "what the fuck..." hahah I dont feel as bad now!

[RnSproductionz]

DONT PLAY WITH KNIVES

[Coolwhip112]

CHARLIE BIT MY FINGER LOL

[schoolcraftprincess]

vodka [Squeezy Squeezy lime lime] vodka, vodka, [again], vodka

{{Squeezy Squeezy lime lime,Squeezy Squeezy lime lime}

vodka, vodka, vodka,vodkaa

Now we know you can make it on a train station

in time to get home and whach the tv show that was his mom on the channel 4 show! ..something somthing cant really make out what she said after "show" lol but ye thats what it sounds like to me

[cannonballsax]

I would understand why Alan would have a seizure. Those noises are so dang blatant.

In addition, those people around Alan are so insensitive.

I have mild seizure disorder, but it mostly occurs after staring off into space, staring at repetitive lights, and suffering a lot of pressures at one time.

[militivbzame]

He's completely seized by a few.

[cmanclan101]

shrooms, salvia, or acid. no siezures involved

[newman125001]

too bad nobody rolled a grenade in the middle of that fag fest

[mrrc13]

his face at the very begining is funny!

[mrrc13]

vodka again! squeeze! tv show, channel 4 show! lmfao! cool accent! lol

[greatgames145]

Squeezy Squeezy lime lime lol

[zooeysky]

The bloke with the hawk is well hot.

[SlovBoyReturns]

Oh my God, this video is so funny (sorry Alan):

0:06 - sqeezy squeezy lime lime- what the fuck is that all about?

and his reaction at 0:11-0:14 - ''What the fuck just happened?

and last but not least: 0:24-0:26 - his face is fucking priceless LMAO!!!

As I said before, sorry for what happened to you man.

[musichalloffame]

What the hell was she singing? I feel so bad for the guy he is having a seizure and the girl is just singing " vodka..vodka...something about a train station...and TV SHOW..."

and then there was a guy with a knife so close to his head. It was like the seizure from hell!

[testnumberone1]

the knife thing was because there are some seizures that come from staring at silver objects. my friend has it.

[Moleson3MC]

ROHLEDER

[gkmach1ne]

and the guy with the knife!!!!!

the mind truly boggles

thank goodness I don't have friends like that

[gkmach1ne]

probably doesn't help the lad if he's surrounded by complete assholes who have no idea of what's going on and aren't helping the matter.....probably worsening it by providing incessant repetitive noise and disorientating gibberish instead of taking note or assisting

[xxgmoney98]

fuck britts

[280az]

had them before and worst experience once I was kind of conscious and I remember twisting to 1 side and was so confused it was really scary I mean when I think about it Im really afraid it will hapen again and what did I do to fucking deserve this I now feel anxious

[aserath01]

Yeah seizures suck. Before I have a seizure it feels like time is slowing down. Kinda like bullet time on the matrix.

[williemhrdine72]

was it the sounds that triggered it?

[06benningk]

wen ur having a sezuire u feel dizzy and dnt no wer u are u feel very confused and dnt no wat to do , wen i had a sezuire i saw coloured dots in front of me that noone else could see and it was soo scary thats all i can remeber , and wen i woke up i could remember NOTHING at all just before i had the sezuire , its a horriblle experice for anyone to go through so all u sick fucks that thinks its funny , GO TO HELL

[xXxAngelsFuckxXx]

I actually agree with u...I have that kind of sezures and I know fucked up they can be...

[izip100]

hey dude i never had a sezure but my freind idd in class and fell out of his chair nd hit is shoulder and wehn he got up he didnt remember anything for like 5mins. then he got his meemmory back and his face was red

[ENS08]

these are memories u view as quick flashbacks that ur brain can't control. its really hard and confusing to remember the flashbacks

[MAnLeYphish242]

i have been getting these wierd feelings every day now that i am dreaming and i feel like nothing is really happening. this happened after i say a very fast strobe light and this has been happening ever since. can somebody tell me anything about this or help me out?

[amandur19]

usually right before i am about to have seizure i feel this weird sensation that will just not go away. its almost nuasea,dream/feeling. strobe lights do bring out seizures- extreme warning with them. u might want to tell primary physician or neurologist. it can be deadly if driving- and a big seizure can put someone into a coma and die.

[frogger832]

do you remember anything while having a seizure?

[123obbz]

you could just be generally getting dizzy because that happens to be

[crapheadalex]

i like his mohawk

[EricRSmyth]

needs more porygon

[ruthlessrecords93]

actually sorry, i made that comment b4 i seen the whole video, there british...lol.

[ruthlessrecords93]

they sound like aussies, but fuckn who knows they could be british.

[jenlyn77]

I'd shove that knife up that guys ass if he was waving that shit in my face. Those people belong in an institution. What are they on peyote? <(sp?) They sound high as hell.

[RobotHell]

bahahahaha i love the song! :]

"voooodca!"

[pker1576]

lol british or watever they are still dumbasses....lol

[foxy0ze0nicki]

i really think u were high on drugs...but that was cool...i had a seizure before that was fucked up!..i like drugs ..it's my life!

[howardchick09]

Your a fucking idiot "pker1576" they're brits,ass!

[pker1576]

it might of helped if u dumbass germans would not have been bangin on glass and shit!!!!!

[pineappletee]

They're British.

[vvillem9]

who is the dumbass, cant you hear they speak english

[pker1576]

ehh mate not to be hater do you? god... it's freedom of speech and i said they sound like british!

[vvillem9]

"it might of helped if u dumbass germans would not have been bangin on glass and shit!!!!! "

you said they where germans

[pker1576]

lol ok...... there aatill dumbasses like you and i would have a fucking seizure to if those fuckin glasses were bangin

[hardXcoreScenester]

xDDD

[KingOfTheSlaves]

what does that have to do with Epilepsy.

[vvillem9]

some retard said they were germans

[KingOfTheSlaves]

I mean banging shit around. Sounds don't cause seizures.

[michmushmoo]

what the hell. maybe he was tripping out from your crazy ass singing and drumming or whatever that was.

[jenlyn77]

What the fuck is going on? I think I'd have a seizure too if I was in all of that racket. I'd just want to run the hell out of there.

[allenreavie]

this is sick

[razbizzle]

kinda looked like a seizure lol..

[CharlieTeague]

That happened to me once but I wouldn't call it a seizure.

[omgitstravis]

lmao its kinda funny when hes like what the fuck just happened

[RockSkater24]

he looks slightly retarded.. jk jk jk

[SavannahYS]

sad... i like the song tho :)

but still sad im srry ...

[Blondiiee07]

Lmaoo wtf is goin on in that room? hahaa

[Lovinglife999]

My mom has seizures and I see her have seizures everyday, and he was faking, I could be wrong, but If Im not then, your a sick person, for joking around like that.

[c2c2p1]

no its not an authintic seizure, think he was fucking round holding his breath and almost passed out.

[waddleduckie1]

Having a seizure is no laughing matter. Why you post is as a comedy is beyond me.

[nealyodude11]

damn that girl singing was getting annoying and the cup. id probably do that if i were him lol

watch?v=mimnDN9IqY0

[swissacharissa]

OMG that happened to me! First I was really dizzy and I couldent breath everything went white then black I fell I coulent really think right for the rest of the day. Its creepy cuz the part were a couldent breath lasted four minutes then I passeed out. I couldent ride my bike for 2 days without falling off. My head hurt so much. Scary stuff.

[pivotgiant75]

did you just have a seizure?

[cavaderblood]

Don't do drugs, kids.

-_-

[ArkaneOmega]

hahahah thats funny how his friends or family just ignore him and start poking him with a frosting spreader.

well he didn't do anything too weird other than giving a blank stare as if an old relative ran by naked or something.

toss something up that I can play with heavy metal playing in the background.

please and thanks.

[salmonman5555]

what the f**k is they doin with the knifes and the freeky ''music'' suckenzmabobenz1 says it all with the atmosphere

[suckenzmabobenz1]

the girls provide the worst atmosphere 2 wake up in id be scared if i woke up 2 that shit

[firelaker]

grr i hate absence seizures!!

[voxpop04]

First time I hear of it....What is it?

[firelaker]

A generalized seizure, usually lasting less than 20 seconds, characterized by a blank stare & sometimes blinking, eye rolling or chewing... basicly is like u dont know whats goin on around u...ur in ur own world...

[ohsnapitsmilena]

i have this thing where i get those all the time and people think i'm possessed.

it's quite embarassing.

[greendaygirl09]

what was the name of the song