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  • Ahhh, my stress doesn't melt away from this like any other relaxation tracks do.... This blows them to fucking pieces, never to return. ^_^ Dubstep, the true cure-all.

  • It sounds like 2 transformers fucking

  • JUST IMAGINE ALL THE PEOPLE WHO WERE LIKE I WANNA RELAX AND STUMBLED UPON THIS LOL

  • im a new dubstep produ... SHUT THE FUCK UP BEFORE I SHOVE A SACK OF BABY DICKS DOWN YOUR THROAT!

  • When i first heard this my friend was like "try it! It srsly works!" then the drop came and i accidentally punched him in the face

  • wuuuuub wub wub wub wuuuuuuuuuuububububuuuuuub wuub wuub wubwubwbu buuuuubwuwuuuuuuub 

  • daMN I AMAG LJKASASATJH RELAXED! YEAH ! A AM! RELAAAAXED!

    

  • yo am i the only person who did exactly what the woman said?

  • @Ownageinurpants

    Your are to stupid to insult.

  • press play.... and.....oh......yeah im done :)

  • @ThePencillegs did you not listen to the drop?

  • ☺\m/☺

  • lol its an acid trip video

  • Roses are red,

    Violets are blue,

    The color of cum is white

    And my keyboard was too at 0:53

  • @Dargoba So ur cum must be a different color than white if your keyboard color is different now

  • @Ownageinurpants

    Keyboards black dickhead.

  • rock'n.

  • I want this tune to be played at my funeral !!! :X

  • This song gives me a boner lol jk

  • @MegaSkater1001 hahahahahaahahaha very funny joke

  • yes..... Just yes

  • Borgore (h) LOve (h) The Best Forever

  • Is it wrong this gave me a boner?

  • Brilliant (:

  • 1:19 on is some sick sh!t

  • @leivadaros if you listen to the beginning of the song its trying to get you to relax then the bass kicks in. :)

  • I see what you did there

  • ok so i love dubstep and i do yoga, and this is just magical, i was relaxing and that beat drop and i just lost it and it tore me up, i love this shit

  • I feel like I shouldn't fall asleep to this.. buuut im gonna do it anyways;D

  • That annoying voice P1:55es me off

  • this is like what battery acid does to me =3

  • If you like this you might like the "remix" of this:

    "Guided Relaxation Monsters (REMIX'D - Dj DSnake) (Borgore & Skrillex)"

  • i wuz like OH MUH GAWD!! this is fuggin BEAST!!!

  • and my parents wonder why my dreams are so fucked up ;)

  • @PapperOrPlastic mine too lolz

  • 0.0

  • FUCK RELAXING! Its all about going APESHIT!

  • Relaxing? I think I had a mental seizure and died O_o... either way, it was peaceful...

  • *Relaxing* Drop comes *shit myself*

  • Now THIS is what yoga shuld b like.

  • I left my relaxation CD in my car directly in the sun and looked what happened to it!

  • sicker than hitlers Kill death ratio!

  • so this track was originally japanese?

  • Not trying to be rude, so feel free to ignore this post, I just

    don't know any other way to get the word out.

    I'm a producer/composer trying to get a following on YouTube.

    I know there's lots, but I think I'm legitimately one of the good ones.

    Check out my music, and tell me what you think!

    If, you do listen and like it, come back and thumbs up this post so more people can see it.

    Just a simple button press and subscribe could help make my dreams come true :)

  • my light bulbs committed suicide after hearing this, my microwave wanted a new job for it wants to use more watts, my tv shriveled up in embarrassment, my dryer went into hyperdrive. my car kept punching itself, my headphones had a heart attack, deaf people can now hear, the richter scale broke, and my brain isnt thirsty anymore. XP

  • well i listened ,chilled , then got a little bit contracted inside :D ,and then excited :D i ended with organ hurt due to pressure :D

  • I love this song. If you do too, might i recommend you watch my light show of it? /watch?v=b1Wil2kPtTQ. Thanks for your time :) dubdubdub ;)

  • Borgore AmP - Guided Relaxation Dub = Guide to Jizz in the Pants

  • When I played this song I thought my GF was clapping out of excitement but really it was just her steak drapes slapping together from the bass drop

  • yup. i relaxed...like a train.

  • volume......why u no go higher?

  • @DJ2XDe coz headphone wearers go BOOOOOOMMM!!!

  • @DJ2XDe That akward moment when you recognize a meme, and feel like a loser when you comment on it.

  • @WeLoveFrenchyToast that awkward moment when you troll on peoples comments and then start feeling like a total asshole.....seriously its 4 months old and i just noticed that i was at the top comments. lol i had no idea. but yea congratz on being yet another troll. you inspire many self conscious people out there soon to be another asshole.

  • @123AllTimeLowFan123 woooh! u gonna kiss the sun!

    

  • @123AllTimeLowFan123 woooh! u gonna kiss the sun!

  • when the drop came i had a robotic fit

  • i didnt sit on the ground :|

  • I was shown this on mdma. First time. Did the whole yoga routine, then the floor sort of dropped away. It was like a rollercoaster.

  • ahahahaha my cat was wayyyy to close to my speakers when this dropped

  • IF GOD COULD SHIT MUSIC THIS IS WHAT IT WOULD BE!!!!!!!! JUST IMAGINE A GIANT SUBWOOFER SLOWLY DROPPING OUT OF HIS ASS WHY'LL THIS IS PLAYING... MAKES SENSE TO ME...

  • @NerdSmokesHerb lol nice man

  • 1:18 relax

  • O.O last time I eat mushrooms from my bathroom...

  • I started to shake @ 1:33.. I need to start listening to borgore again

  • I just came.

  • This is soo sexy: /watch?v=5-aeLS5Mg80

  • I want this as my ringtone.... anyone have any idea how i can?

  • @BLAKBLOODDIMOND Search google for a youtube converter and then put the link in, then transfer to your phone

  • I think im the only one who can really relax while hearing this ! xDDDDDDDDDDD

  • @xXAtze27Xx ADHD is a bitch but i can get high off your pills that make you normal

  • i was not expecting the drop .. i actually got scared.

  • Had to get checked for an STD after this shit dropped.

  • Relaxed........Shit drop hit O.O

  • This song isnt just dirty. its filthy

  • yo u gotta smoke weed in your car while playing this shit, follow the instructions and its how to smoke it. xD

    Nation!

  • i accidently let this off in science today ....

  • Right when she said "breathe into your nose." I actually took a deep breathe, tripped me the fuck out haha.

  • Listen to this song in the morning, dont need coffee anymore.

  • fuck i was about to relax.......................

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  • @GMZdmg I was going to relax, but I came instead.

  • @GMZdmg ye very convincing you were viewing a playlist named "pumped" and were aiming for "relaxation" WHATEVER YOU SAY :D!

  • Goodness I've Been Raped Once Agin By Dubstep :P Oh Well :D

  • @felix1331 its nott rape if ya likee it :]

  • this is so dirty, when my parents walked into the room i had to pause it then switch the browser to porn

  • Perfect relaxation song

  • lol srsly I was trying to fix my headphones and when I wanted to listen this song it totally got fixed itself

  • Dirtier than my toilet after Taco Bell

  • this is what made the dinosaurs go extinct...

  • holy FUCKING SHIT, I'm so relaxed now that I ground the enamel off my top row . . .

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  • so fucked on mush

    

  • not really into dubstep myself, but DAMN THATS FILTHY!!

  • Bored, Bored, at 0:53 Jiiizzz in my pants..

  • relaxation0:00 to 2:50 to 3:05 hand drumz 3:18 head fell off...

  • this song is so dirty not even a woman could clean it

  • @EnigmaPhenom i know my mom has been washing my speakers for an hour now

  • Fucking love this song

    

  • first heard this song when i was drunk in the back seat of a car. can you say freaking out

  • ReLaXaTi0:00n ^.^

  • This is dirtier than a boston pancake.

  • this song is dirtier than the looks arabs get at airports

  • these should be our country's national anthem 

  • does anyone know any other dubstep with a drop as sick as this or at least close to it? i need more!!!!!

  • this will be my son's lullaby

  • thats so dirty i had to call hazmat

  • this is the 0.01% lysol cant clean.

  • @Zackpwnsnubz Which dubstep video did you steal that comment form?

  • Sooo pro

  • Turned my organs to mush!!!!

  • holy shit i was actually starting to relax till the bass dropped, fuckin epic

  • what is the original name of the tune, the relaxation one?

  • is it wrong if this song turned me on?

  • i want to flag this as inappropriate, that dirty.

  • ça tabasse c'est énorme!!!!

  • 1:45 !!!

    

  • that guy in the picture is Joel Zimmerman from deadmau5

  • that guy in the picture is joel zimmerman from deadmau5

  • @MicroMaGiik

    No....thats Borgore....

  • Started buffering at 2:56.........painful.

  • WTF! this is the track that made me love dubstep over a year ago while listening to a stream, i never found it again... but it was right under my nose the whole time, just didn't bother to click. YES!!!!! now does anyone know what's the one where there's a sample from a movie "as far back as i remember i always wanted to be a gangster" ?

  • eargasm !! :D:D

  • orgasm

  • this raises my cod abilities up by 500%

  • @3xt4cr1zby95 ya fuck cod...

  • ORGASMIC OMG

    

  • this song is sick and deserves way more views!!!

  • So relaxing...:D

  • Girl: I love dubstep

    Boy: I love you

    Girl: Let's listen to dubstep

    Boy: Let's have sex.

    Girl: Let's do both.

    Cops: So she just blew up?

    Boy: Yes sir.

  • @Shevy94 Hahahooheharherhorhurheehaaa!

  • @Shevy94 haha thats hilarious

  • MY HEEEEEEAAAAAADDDD!!!!!!!!!!!

  • RIP

    CarlOreally

    Cause of death:Herartattack

  • the end is creepy

  • 57 seconds all the way <3

  • i broke a sweat jus sitting here listening....

  • i want to kick everybody in the face while listening this track !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • where can i download??

  • @idesicratei video2mp3 . (com)

  • @idesicratei

    youtubedownloader

  • Where can i buy this song??

  • sooo hypnotizing

  • Find a quite place and WAWAWAWAWAWAPPPPWWWRAAAAWW

  • insomnia...GONE...cause i just died

  • my homework assignment had DUT DUT written all over it.

    my teacher understood

  • This song just scared the shit out of my cat....crazy DUT DUT

  • This songs crazy to lean too

  • F*xk!!:0

  • only epileptic person can dislike this :DDDDDDDDDDDDD

  • @zmija000 Why? There is no flashing images?

  • /watch?v=1IfFCp5ywLg this brought me here :O

  • FEEL URSELF RELAXING.................BWBWA­BWAWBWBAWBWABAWBWBAWBWABAWBWAB­WABWABWABWABWABWABWAWBAWBWA...­..............!

  • Perfect alarm tone.

  • @niniloco right!? XD

  • @niniloco awwww relaxing ....... IM UP! FUCK THE SNOOZE IT BLEW UP

  • a gun that shoots dubstep?

  • @eman347 a hell of a GUN

  • my favourite line in this song - DUT DUT DUT DUT DUT DUT DUT DUT DUT DUT DUT DUT DUT DUT DUT DUT DUT DUT DUT DUT DUT DUT DUT DUT DUT DUT DUT DUT DUT DUT DUT DUT DUT DUT DUT DUT DUT DUT DUT DUT DUT DUT DUT DUT DUT DUT DUT DUT DUT DUT DUT DUT DUT DUT DUT DUT DUT DUT DUT DUT DUT DUT DUT DUT DUT DUT DUT DUT DUT DUT DUT DUT DUT DUT DUT DUT DUT DUT DUT DUT DUT DUT DUT DUT DUT DUT DUT DUT DUT DUT DUT DUT DUT DUT DUT DUT DUT DUT DUT DUT DUT DUT DUT DUT DUT

  • @mrngHD lol Win!

  • @mrngHD my favorite part was when you coppied this from 2 songs back. get a life

  • @idesicratei yeah i sure did. so i need to get a life because i repeated what someone else said? lol your retarded. do you want me to state who said that next time? is that what you do? or are you just mad cause you got your period early?

  • @mrngHD nah i aint mad. just saying its kinda annoying when i follow the songs and see the exact same comment cept with wub or dut or wop. 

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  • Just fell off the chair, hard

  • Just fell off the chair