soda review

[TheFlipTime]

did you kill rita?

[SirRiffAlot]

I love it! Funniest joke I've ever heard. You should tour with your routine. "Mountain Piss?" HILARIOUS! You're better than the greatest comedians; George Carlin? Mitch Hedberg? Richard Pryor? They got nothin' on you baby! Call me!

[mwhite112393]

"You wonder where Mtn. Dew comes from..."

Maybe the fucking Pepsi Factory? Dumb fatass.

[icehouse04]

pig

[GenjiFirefly]

This is like that joke Proteus made with soda, but this isn't a joke!

[DerpSquid]

I thought his major complaint was going to be that there wasn't enough sugar in it.

[TheGara666]

fuck you fat fuck

[grottypissedstained]

Ah, reviewing soda. Truly a man of of absolute finesse, this Zelos guy is.

[bust2007]

Everything is diet to this elephant penise, even the air he breaths...... Just got a idea... Diet air lol fatty mick fat fuck go and intake enough aspartame to kill of your whole future life you embedded fat shit.

[theSuperMetroid02]

God, well at least we're getting a review from a qualified, experienced soda drinker

[TonyMuhplaah]

You always know a video's gonna be good when one of the first lines is, "about the death threat I made, that was just a fucking joke."

[videogamenostalgia]

Truly this man is the Oscar Wilde of our generation...

[devlocity]

the retsuprae of this is better.

[123698lol]

Diet? Well, at least he's trying

[RatselSanger]

@123698lol Lmao

[BrimstoneLandscapes]

Wow dude, you are fat as fuck.

[ThaSwitcherTayTay]

*drinks can*

i can eat anything!

[uiruu]

If I ever met you, I'd kill you right now.

[bmharris91]

I find it unbelievable that he had a diet drink in his house

[Fuzzy192006]

your mothers eat the penises of various niggers

[zyddsoral]

Next episode on "fat sperglord eats stuff and makes bad jokes:" Cheetos, Doritos

[c0nqu3r3rlol]

Let's take another test

*chugs entire can*

[PsychoStreakBrony]

"that was just a fucking joke" I think you're close to being right, but you meant to say that you are the joke.

Fat guy using swear words frequently as if he jizzes each time he says it. Fat guy reviewing soda, and posting it on the youtubes.

OH... THE IRONY.

[c0nqu3r3rlol]

He needs diet MD

And stop fapping to horses furfag

[sonicjonathansonic]

i dont know if he can

[WyrmBlaster]

Holy banana balls, this guy should do stand up.

[FlapsItToTheLimit]

Great try on comedy with the mountain dew there

[JanitorAntisocial]

The column of related videos for this is making me sick.

[Hyparbeem526]

VANILLA COKE NO FUCKING WAY THIS BOY IS INSANELY WACKY.

[Quartrez]

THIS REVIEW WAS VERY USEFUL. AND BY USEFUL I MEAN USELESS.

[TheKharmaPolice]

drinkin' mountain piss, errrhhh. Drinking moutain piss, you're awesome clap clap, let's take another test... It's really good

[CanadianHams]

science!

[mikenimz1]

hmm good review compelling and rich he's got a future........being the cashier at a McDonalds that is

[objectionablechione]

A WILD SNORLAX APPEARED

[b74k3]

reviewing soda is like reviewing the restrooms at fast food restaurants...it's pointless

[Kaiser2700]

Ohgod. You review SODA? I mean rreally? thefuck

[JD12345J]

Oh death threats, they are so silly! They are all in good fun. Like yesterday I call a random woman on the phone and said I was going to kill her. Oh the fun we had!

[Nodrog666]

JESUS CHRIST GO TO A GYM

[Oble1001]

@Nodrog666 Gonna need a bigger Gym

[ElectricFeraligatr]

Thank you SO MUCH for recording this.

[Macmon33]

I wanna see someone pop this guy with a pin

[randomlolkid]

1. Your fat fuck

2. Your user name is HORSE PORN da fuck?

3. You've never been laid.

4. You're a stupid fucking piece of shit.

[xxVampirePenguinxx]

@randomlolkid lrn2 read top comments

[Anthony883]

so review -_-. hes fat. the end.

[Dadge42]

oh, I get, cause it's piss. Piss is funny. hahaha

[Slaayaz]

He has a lot of spear time i see...

[WhiteTiger225]

He looks like every furry and anime angry fag out there.

[pixlman]

what is with this guy and piss

[perfectaim27]

YOU should do a SLIM FAST REVIEW!

[Zephyr7771]

Mountain Dew comes from the blood of the normal people that went insane by watching terrible LP's... And videos like this

[NigerianArchitect]

DIABETIC PISS OR SOMETHIN'

[carlosMIA1994]

little known fact he was concived in the making of Mr. Hands

[annefrankisaho]

I have to track all of these down, they're so bad

[annefrankisaho]

oh my god

[Dadge42]

you fat motherfucker! your humor is worse than the average 10 year old

[hploveshack99]

this is the worst remake of wuthering heights Ive ever seen.

[OkSharkey]

@hploveshack99 don't tell me that Berkoff was involved. I can smell him all over this.

[gawzz]

wow. he was out of breath after drinking a soda...

[b74k3]

this guy is so fat, he's probably drinking his own "diabetic" piss

[antisadism]

last visit date: 2 years ago.

[ChaosTheorite]

This guy is Patton Oswald B-Word fat.

[MrGamedudeguy]

YOURE FUCKING FAT HOLY SHIT I BET YOU ALSO LIKE HORSE PENIS SUCK A COCK YOU FUCKING FAT FAGGOT. FATTY FATTY FATTY

[JuiceMalouse]

lol he mentioned you

[PenguinFated]

No three tap method? You sir, disappoint me. Go back to Route 12!

[lifeofasalesman01]

lol. hes fat. and ugly. and stupid. thats terrible.

[Comprised]

moubntain pewp!!!!! 

[Comprised]

omg sooooooooo funhy!!!!!!!!

[Garedfosho]

LOL FAT KID DRINKING DIET.

[LordAndrew]

Are you fucking shitting me?

[b74k3]

"Diabetic piss or something"...kill that bastard, I'm diabetic

[ManicTheManic]

I want to end that thing on the screen.

Will someone please end that thing?

[PowerbootW00T]

0:20 That was such a good burn that he congratulated himself by shortening his life with more mountain dew.

[PowerbootW00T]

the name of this video should be "The Lowest Low"

[FuneralPartyAudio]

MMM MMM DIET MOUNTAIN DEW REVIEW TASTES LIKE SEMEN I LOVE IT

[pyramidheadkitten9]

only a real fat fuck does internet reviews of soda.

[jibjabjoeify]

hahahahah!! you are freakin hilarious!!! i love it, man!!! : )

[MrNinjataco777]

Everytime I drink mtn dew I picture this Douche

[Dadge42]

holy shit you fat fuck prepare better jokes next time don't just repeat the same shit and read a little bit about comedic timing, if you can even read.

[AllesklarDerKommisar]

You should try eating more things with "diet" in the name. Fatass.

[OriginalLemming]

Great, now I can never enjoy Mountain Dew without thinking about a fat douchebag.

[soulshroud2]

@OriginalLemming Its ok, its diet Mountain Dew. Youll be fine :0

[TheSlipperyMidget]

This guy is such a fatass homo Doosher!

[imdeceptacon]

dude THANKS! i've been looking for a reliable soda consultant on the web for a while now! just what i needed!

[jons44]

This guy's goin places.

[S0u1Reaper19]

"let's find out"

Like you don't already fucking know.

[Dissruptance]

@S0u1Reaper19

I was scrolling through the comments, and feeling bad for the kid. But I'm just a human being.

Then I saw your comment. Hahaha, fucking made my night!

[PvtRichardCranium]

You called it Mountain Piss.

And you liked it?

[PvtRichardCranium]

...

You're fat.

[tyler303047]

do you bathe in soda

oh and when i drink mountain i don't fantcise about if mountains you fat bastard

[tyler303047]

do you bathe in soda

[TheKingMoogle]

A wild SNORLAX appears!

[Vietusernam]

im makin fun of yalls videos

ya fukin asshole

[FreedomGotAnAK]

am i the only person who sees "pizza roll challenge" in the relateds?

[Oble1001]

@FreedomGotAnAK Whats the difference between the 2?

[SilverSurge1]

nice hair, have you ever heard of a comb?

[mabinogi07]

It's obvious he likes diet better, I mean look at him, he CAN'T be over the weight of a newborn elephant.

[NintendanGX]

you're out of this world... really. you DO realise that there is no such thing as mountain piss. mountains don't even piss, but thats stating the obvious. you need to get out more, if you even have any legs that is, or are they burried underneath all those thick layers of fat? i bet your verdict for every drink is "Guwd!"

[DrMickster]

It gave you that idea? I don't think anyone who saw this video will ever want to drink Mountain Dew again, just to avoid thinking like you.

[Mesarphelous]

Retsupurae make fun of this faggot some more

[canceresbunny]

Like, hang on, like, he's lets playing a soda?

[PoorEdward13]

"I found diet first"

Yeah, god forbid you had to walk two more feet to get to the regular eh?

[Bloodshed118]

I love how the featured video is "pizza rolls challenge".....oh Youtube, you know people so well.

[TheAwesumSauce]

Mountain piss? What was Velos69, the famous fat fuck, thinking people would say?

"L0l M0uNtA1n p1sS uR s0 FUnNy l0LoL0LLL!!!!1!!!!!"

Good fucking riddance.

[alienmasterfrich]

Someone please take down his internet connetion and confiscate his 0.00001 Mega Pixel camera. He's wasteing the great interwebs

[TrevBoyThe2nd]

GET IT? HE'S FAT!!!!

[AdventEdge]

guys holy shit hors3porn08 IS NOT the fat fuck, seriously my god, all the commenters act like they're better and smarter than the fat shit on screen whilst insulting a completely different person like fucking jackasses.

my god

[DukeNukemized]

@AdventEdge lol u r phat

[MtSaintClair]

1 piggy piggy 2 piggy piggy

[UtushoReiuji]

gayfat

[chilintheair654]

what the HELL is the point in this???

[iScumbag]

This message is to let you know that this video has been featured on IScumbag, a collection of the worst videos on YouTube. Congratulations!

[Killswitch8852]

is he going to review food next? ur jokes suck stop making videos ur very uninteresting u fat fuck

[joejoerg]

wise choice going with the diet kind for someone like you

[ZedekOfLP101]

ANYWAYSTH, EPISODE TWO. IN THISTH EPISODE I CONTINUE TO SPEAK WITH A LISP

HURRRRRRRR

[Bonanerking]

Hey fat ass, the camera is not in that hamburger over there.

[AidenLS]

your fucked

[pyramidheadkitten9]

"have you drink liquid lard?"

yes.

"no more soda do you require"

[carefreew0rld]

mabye they're from IRAQ?! is that what he said? also, the video was awkward enough when he was talking about drinking sweat, let alone piss. also also SHOUTOUTS!

[nomars11]

diet wont help

[streetkiller1795]

"This could be Diabetic piss i dunno lets have another test" Dude i hope the 1 can you got WAS a diabetics piss

[Deathspeak2u]

Who the bloody fuck reviews a soda on the internet? It's not hard to find, it's not a foreign beverage. If it were a foreign drink that nobody had heard of I could understand it. Also the whole 'mountain piss' jokes... he needs to not be a complete moron. Lastly why does he need to bring up Mr.Hands? Is it necessary to flex your knowledge of 'disgusting internet shit that you know of'?

[carefreew0rld]

@Deathspeak2u I'm gonna review every single pop just to make an exclusive parody for this guys life. does anyone have an elephant suit i can borrow?

[MrMerked101]

who the hell reviews soda........... and mountain dew comes form a factory...... and he wonders why retsupre busted on him....

[fattymcfatty12345]

god you are such a fucking fag, and you think you are funny but really...you're not...

[XenoChrist1]

Diet mountain piss**

[Warpstarkirby]

diabetic piss

[refan75]

they all taste like ass, drink some watter

[cherrycoke651]

This guy has quite the bland soda review.

I mean seriously, if he were to actual review it, i'd of done the following.

-At least i'd of said something constructive about it's taste, not constantly calling it mountain piss. At the very least, talk about it's aftertaste, it's got a citrus flavor to it yes, but god, give more introspect. Mountain Dew Diet has quite a tangy taste at first leading down to the bitter aftertaste. That's a review. Calling it mountain piss, you fail.

-Cherrycoke651

[cherrycoke651]

@cherrycoke651 And i'd of not reviewed a soda to begin with, what the fuck?

[supdawg9999999]

OINK OINK

[6Adrian7]

FAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[moonwizardd]

wow

[deviltetsuo555]

i bet 5 bucks he's tased his own piss

[MOOREeagle]

Looks like the only diet drink you've had in your entire life.

[SlasherCheetah]

Mountain piss?

What the fuck does that have to do with anything?

[LessthanJake14]

I'd like to talk to you about DIABETUS.

[SpaceWaste7]

You can't even talk about Diabetics..

[dekarjigg]

a wild snorlax has appeared!

[yooo9999]

@dekarjigg Don't even try to steal other peoples comments you fucking degenerate.

[dekarjigg]

@yooo9999 Go shove a stick up your ass and shit splinters. kthx.

[yooo9999]

@dekarjigg And in return, go on wishing you had a life, kthxbai :)

[ja2829]

you big fat fuck

[raymontmasse]

lol fatty

[BarbedWireCondom]

Hello guyth lithen to my lithp because my face ith tho fucking fat I can't pronounth the letter eth. Oh well buddy maybe if you didnt sit around on the computer all day reviewing sugar drinks and cake you wouldn't way 300 lbs.

[DudeRafi]

oh sh*t! your that fat dude who hates retsupurae!

[NocturnalAdventurer]

Oh my god he managed to fit more of him on-screen than just his massive fucking head this time. Did he really think this was entertaining? "Hah, Mountain Piss. God I'm such a genius."

[fightinboner]

you wonder if mountains piss... take a piss. diabetic piss. fuck i dont knwo. wo mounaints mpooops???

[llillillillillllill]

awesome vid mate. lolled my arse off...

[skakaravskrack]

you fat retard. alot of people like drinking your moms piss.

[raine697]

Also...."it's either mountain sweat or piss."

Yeah, or maybe you know, DEW as in the moisture that develops on the ground overnight? No? Well what do I know, I'm certainly not wise in the ways of mountains urinating like zelos...velos? whoever is.

[raine697]

lmao, this guy is fat as hell, his personality is terrible and he is recording himself DRINKING SODA. He is in no place to be insulting women. The only hope he has of getting a girlfriend is to be a nice guy. Looks like he is never getting laid.

[JustBrianMusic]

drink water

[Dandramere]

Bit late for diet.

[fluxyify]

did anyone else notice he drank mountain piss in three gulps

[DogsAreCoolRight]

My goodness, it's the next coming of Jerry Seinfeld!

[Clembo]

If I wanted to see reviews on soda I'd listen to the fucking Giant Bombcast.... which I do.

[Ganzant]

aspartame and sucralose. That's what you're drinking. Cancer causing

[AdventEdge]

SSSSHHHHHHH

dont let him know that

YOU KEEP GUZZLING THOSE THINGS GOOD SIR

[Bryantzerox]

@Ganzant Carcinogenic

[WrathXSkullz]

so.. im confused, does he like the mountain dew or not? :O

[RoyStorey]

this video always makes me laugh

[TravelJoe2010]

he doesn't need anymore sugar...

[IkeaPasta]

You know he would not be bad looking if he lost 200 lbs.

[AdventEdge]

no, no, he'd still look butt fucking ugly

[HarleyLocal605]

You do need a fucking diet you fat fuck. Btw you fucking hack, Moon Mist > Mountain Dew.

You Hack.

[vintageorange]

This is so ridiculously pointless that it's fucking hilarious.

[pomatodragon]

Yeah, because we all need soda advice...

[WingedLeonsilver]

This boy... Does not need soda.

[ProudNoobs]

Like every other rp fan, I was angry. Now, I feel sorry for you. You dug your own grave here, bro.

[dropout02]

..... wow this ... wow

[Dsupreme1]

the fat shit is laughing at his own lame, unfunny jokes

fuck off and die you sack of lard

[WindPillowDB]

If I see you ever I am gonna knock the shit out of you.

[CountVanAccount]

Basically everybody who likes this is a pedophile feeder who wants to see this fat fuck grow! Yeaah grow piggy! Drink that mountain cum!

[ProjectKYA]

dude, you know you were serious... We know you were. Watch out for anons you scientology

[lizzzzzzayy]

wut

[XHopeDecaysX]

I have to wonder if this fat shit knows what "diet" means...