Crazy old guy talks to aliens AGAIN

[DESERTFOXX252]

This guy looks like the old man from The Thing (Carpenter's) that goes crazy and has to be isolated.

[bigbird763]

wow 1st of all hes full oh shit he needs to stop acting like hes some kind of god human like he was chooseing...type of ego this man will or should die suffering

[Exoskelman]

Then it turns out this is all real and we get owned by these aliens.

[kornfreakpeaches]

I think this is how Scientology started. Some guy watching too many scfi movies from the 40's....He even sounds like one of those "space police" from some cheesy scifi movie from that era.

[Jasper8372]

um

[rjbonacolta]

The old hermit (the guy with the beard) had been living in the woods for like twenty years, so this was like his first contact with modern culture. That makes this even more funny.

[Reidrobb]

fuck he's probably wishing he never ate that indian food in the beginning

[Reidrobb]

holy fuck is he evolving in the beginning?

[GodschildJCE]

are you satanic LOLOLOLOLOL

[GodschildJCE]

0:59 LMFAO!

[PeezyOnDeck]

The Magic Of Crystal Meth

[Soldier0123456]

if i ever feel depressed or down ever again.... im just going to watch this :D

[pieicedtea]

lol this guy is insane, but you have to admit, he puts on a great performance

[hotdogweenier]

that guy is yantas from number 2

[kyledehoff]

im JJ

[SmithyAce]

And when the alien race formally known as Korton comes down to wreak havoc on the earth this man will be saved and the rest of you will perish !

LONG LIVE KORTON !

[makaveliunit]

Fkn aliens I KNEW IT

[10chav10]

In the words of Boxxy - YOUS TROLLING!

[RIPFILMS]

2-28-2011 jus saying

[bigcherry99]

there is definitely some truth in this. reverend short can send us messages through korton

.

show some respect

[TheMetalmaniacX]

Ok I know it's fake but I want to bring some equipment just to prove him wrong on camera...

[memeteora1]

I'm....Jayjay...

[Bran20022]

im so with the guys there trying not to laugh while sitting there

[pocho31]

What you all dont know is that youtube was actually invented to broadcaste Korton message through this old crazy guy

[NHPathfinder]

Crazier than a shit house rat. 

[gxsrbaby]

is this a joke?

[Darkstarpixel]

Trollin!

[SnowboardPlata]

Senile

[rotamanX]

seriously how do they function in society!!! lol crazy imo

[Blondediamond82]

Aahheehheee!!!!

Old sod sounds like a tea kettle

[m1up]

"THIS IS CENTRAL CON-TROLLL!!!!"



[kennyhouseworth]

dis is central kiontrol!

[goodeldash]

Ziltoid the Omniscient

send me your earth's finest cup of coffee... BLACK, you have five earth minutes... make it perfect!

[olyfag]

smoke weed every day

[bov35]

It appears that Korton has now got the ability to predict the future here on earth...um.

[renirapper]

he has serious problems. he has lost his mind

[TylerVanStompU]

Where is my medicationum?

[Sn0okkz]

I Korton brought some weed?

[12gaugeG]

lol at dude with beard

[roboneko77]

what the fuck um?

[mckizzle93]

Michael j fox has definetly been around too much 

[2edsajdmsa]

I'm pretty sure I make faces and sounds like that when I eat too much mcdonalds

[generalzod4life]

Space Booties...check...

Huge Bong Hit...check....

Clear the nasal passages....check...

hahaha

[SunnieDae1]

I love the way his family are cracking up ! priceless

[rjcv12]

notice he is old and not young um he has obviously gone senile um return to the ship um korton out um peace niggas

[TheMantoska]

haha

hes....retardum

[TeAmZeRo16]

when i saw the first one i thought he was gunna tak a massive shit like hes been costipated 4 days lmao

[MrAxemana]

Lol at the old guy with the beard at 0:59

Look at him laughing

Atleast thats one old person in this video who isnt completley insane.

[MrAxemana]

That is correctum

[LooniLuke]

Where Does He Make Up This Shit

He Probably Writes it Down! Ha Ha

If He Cant Think of Anything He Keeps Repeating the Same Stuff lol :P NutJob

[vietcongporn]

1:02 thats exactly how i felt

[vasja0]

LOL :D:D stupid motherfucker --

[Nod118]

lol the two guys are laughing

[sadpanda00010]

Is he wearing midget stripper boots

[BadRequest2010]

Just peed my pants, thanks.

[LinuxManUK]

So Perish Ye Unbelievers ... ..

[tintindwarf]

Korton seems like he really knows his stuff.

[danfrs]

Twat'um

[mypowerlevelover9000]

bitches dont know about my alien transmissions

[sonicbrother129]

Look how they are loling, LOL!

[214jcf]

I think um I want um to have um aliens speak um through me um. End of transmission um.  Grunt, snort, strain to pass gas.

[MrASQ1]

What um a looser um

[karcus0]

Ppl dont know that hes just hauking a great wad of SPIT.

[VUPdingCLICK]

there's this guy round our way,and after he's finished washing his dog-he pegs it on the washing line.....but thats another story......

[VUPdingCLICK]

this guys like a stockbroker or a bank manager.- the respected family doctor even,compared to the crazy bastards where i live......

[bluegama500]

Just another idiot trying to get famous and rich. Its hilarious the way he acts and sounds though lol. I'd like to slap him across the head while hes in "transmition" then we will see if he moves or not.

[dilwich123]

I wonder if CORTON's surname is Camera?

[FadesEntertainment]

What would happen if he sneezed?

[SpecterReflector]

0:21, did he just soil himself?

[Popeye317]

lol at eyebrow raise 0:33

[Kujien]

We sure are a fucked up species, Jesus Christ...

[DEADcell1000]

wow....that weed must be good

[1958cyclist]

stupid attention seeker. sad git

[firedragon117]

This is fran propane from!

[Leability]

lol those other guys are trying so hard not to laugh lmao

[h0rn3ts31]

@Leability right... they did alot better than me... i was rollin!

[BananoPower2]

@Leability no u

[splanch33]

The dude needs to smoke dmt to do that

[FR3DY131]

i wont the drugs he takes

[knoblauchgefahren]

lol at the description of this vid!

[alanpartridge2008]

Well.....i'm convinced

[mrbongsterweed]

that dude inhaling some good shit man!!

[kannabee]

this happens when u mix beer whit marihuana!

[jonis3092]

@kannabee No,this is what happens when u mix DMT with a dickhead

[Emblemz]

does this video have 5 stars because of how funny it is??

cause i am very skeptic about this if this is supposed to be real

[666mustange666]

sounds like he wants to take a 12kg shit

[superwowie111]

The fucked thing is, he KNOW deep down he is bullshitting.

Just, wtf...

[xoen6]

AGAIN?

[sheltorx]

And this guy is a Reverend? Says it all really...

[theedjgh]

I'd laugh if he sneezes half way thru so he looks like an idiot.

[CartoonHead08]

@theedjgh or farted

[Drummer122]

Dude the guys face with the black shirt was hilarious

[iEpikz]

I lol so hard when he makes the fuckin' sounds at the beginning

[leah3301]

@iEpikz it sounds like hes laughing at the beginning it makes me laugh so much

[lordhermie]

This dude is a grade A nut job. Does he actually take himself seriously?

[wildersara]

@lordhermie not focusing on negative is good wisdom, better not to worry about how information comes, but what is the value of the actual information.

[togjuice]

First-class knobcheese. Complete numbnut

[SuperKixxx]

roflmao, what a nutball

[kerplunk89]

hahahaha. this is so awesome!

[piratelord99]

cant get enough of this geezer