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  • btw, who the fuck is humphrey davies?? I think it's a confirmed fact that it was thomas edisson.. who knew philip defranco was a hipster lol

  • Philip Defranco, herpes?

  • Funny! But ur totally right about that program that prevents sexting! So Stupid!

  • I love that site Texts From Last Night where people post a bunch of unfunny or in some cases funny inappropriate texts. don't know why the sexting reminded me of that.

  • I Love Glee And I Was Watching The Episode Where Santana Was Kissing Brittany I Mean Like They Weren't Making Out And My Mum Walked In And Said Oooh I Shouldn't Be Letting You Watch That And I Was Like Why ? Do You Have A Problem With Lesbians And She Was Like You're Too Young ! I Mean Glee Is Like Normal Life Isn't It ?!?! There Is Actual Lesbians In Real Life And She Done It Again When Kurt And Blaine Were Making Out

  • @MrsBethHudson Why capitalize every word?

  • @MrsBethHudson Look like your mama stuck in the past... no offense to you or your mama. I think it's awesome that they love each other, and when I see gay people kiss, I'm just as comfortable with straight people kissing. There's just nothing wrong with that. But you seem like you definentally already knew that :)

  • shut the fuck up already

  • well, while humphrey davy did come before edison in creating an incandesent light, edison's light was far more practical, having a lifespan much longer than davy's.

  • 2 dudes 1 guy = ...best thing....EVER!

  • ((((((((((

  • jesus, you talk much,

  • best intro ever 

  • sure the world heard about chilien miners, but nobody heard about the 29 new zealand miners (including a 17 year old) who lost their lives in an explosion and that they havent even attempted a rescue/recovery and possibly never will.

  • dude, ur fucking annoying

  • This dude is hilarious, funny as Hell, but why do so many videos these days always CUT constantly? Is this like the new obsession, the only way kids with severe A.D.D. can pay attention? Isn't it more logical to watch someone talking without having to cut mid-sentence instead of pretending like all of us are so A.D.D. or A.D.H.D. that we can't look someone in the eyes longer than 5 seconds? That's my only pet-peeve right now lol

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  • y is this guy not in a t.v show he fuckin funny he's way better then tosh.o

  • shut up dude.

  • get a proper job paging faget!

    you talk wayyy to much!

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  • @Vein109 lol, I'm an idiot xD

    Disregard that comment.

  • dude you have herpes

  • you talk toooooo much... shut it, fag! fuckkkk you really can talk a lot of shit

  • you talk toooooo much... shut it, fag!

  • Smack my ass and call me Sally!? You're one funny guy.

  • amber heard is a lesbian and she is not manish at all!♥

  • Who the hell is this fag..

  • CHILE FTW!

  • Haha the comments on here are hilarious, and the guy using random aostrophes who hasn't a clue telling other people they are dumb is just classic Youtube stuff.

  • not much doe, how you doing bro?

  • bla bla bla bla shup up please and just let perform!!!

  • What type of camera do you have?

  • You forgot to wish me a happy birthday! D:

  • You have acne+ your teeth are yellow T_T what happened? O.O :(

  • Ah ah! See now i can tell my mom when i don't have any lights on in the room and there's just the glow of my laptop, it's a new diet regime. DON'T TURN ON MY LIGHTS BITCH! YOU MAKE ME FAT! >_<

  • You house is beautiful.

    You camera has amazing quality.

    Your iPhone 4 is clean.

    Your video is awesome.

  • Viva la Chile.

  • love the Ronald Jenkees at the end!

  • I didn't know Ryan Renolds was hosting sxephil

  • WHAT UP DOE!!! Mr. P.Defranco

  • Tina & Denis LMAO!!!!

  • You used Antoine's name to get views. I didn't hear his name being mentioned. Oh, that's probaly because I skipped some of it...

  • i got to agree guys aren't dudes 

    look it up trust me

    LOL

  • My answer is da floe

  • Just watched the latest episode of Glee at watchgleestreamingnow (.) com now I'm soooo in the mood for Halloween

  • talk about Georgia / Tbilisi !

  • Hide yo kids hide yo wife hide yo kids hide yo wife! And hide yo husband cuz they rapein erbody out theya!

  • 1;39 best face ever thumbs up if u agree

  • is that a herp on your lip?

  • Your hot

  • man i missed glee. that sucks

  • @Mr1700 watch it on fox {dot} com/glee

  • @Mr1700 you wan wach the last 5 episodes from glee for free at hulu .com/glee they have clips to

  • Looks like someone's going to skip this month's electricity bill.

  • im skinny and i cnt fall asleep without eating something.

  • @playerlazar73 Incorrect sir! Nikola Tesla wanted to do stuff with the lightbulb but Edison had already patented incandescent lightbulbs/DC current.

    So Tesla, a BAMF, went off and created the generally better fluorescent lightbulb and the waaaaay better AC current (cheaper to create and distribute and also more effective)

    Edison was an arse-hat so Tesla went "Well eff you then" and went and outdid him.

  • @potatoguyman Touché you win this battle :P

  • don't forget the part where the guy wanted to stay down in the mine because his girlfriend and wife showed up at the mining accident site... o.O

  • well... if u go out alot (i don`t mean deates), u can eat lots of food as long as u lose al the calories u gain!! I eat bitchenly a lot, but I play basketball and football with my friends... try it out!!

  • @Kaio1979 amen, haha!

  • Damn u thomas Edison!

  • august 22 is my birthday......

  • @thomasjojo1 an mmo called archlord

  • My dick is up. :3 <333

  • DIE FOR YOU'RE BULLSHIT TITLE!!!! HATE THIS GUYS FACE GOOOOOOOOOD!!

  • anyone else want to punch this guy in the throat?seriously

  • Those 33 miners are from my country, and i think they are awesome. They didnt die in the precipice of the mine and managed to stay sane for those 3 months.

    The result of that accident makes me even prouder of my country, nice to see you mentioned it on your video.

    Viva Chile mierda.

  • The story of the chilean miners is incredible, but don't you think they had too much media coverage? What about the floods in Pakistan that most of the western countries have failed to fully cover and provide enough aid.....

  • "Here's the thing, one of the dudes isn't a dude...he's a guy. Eeemmyyyy!"

  • love your show!!!

  • See some CELEB lesbian scenes!

    I got the link in my channe1.

  • QOTD: nammuch, waddup witcho?

  • The miners also asked for Bibles to be sent down to them. Of all things.

  • i hate clicking on videos, thinking i will get to see something, then just watching someone talk. booooo

  • they pushed eachother a little to hard for the first 2 days they were trying ot kill eachother

  • i love it how people don't beg for their comments to get thumbs up.

  • Can u show one of my videos

  • finally now I have an excuse to read in the dark!

    Mom: Why are you reading the dark?

    Me: So I won't get fat.

    He He:]

  • This one was severely lacking in word-by-word cutting.

  • What up doe?!

    I don't know how to answer that. lol

  • I had to write an article about the miners, it is really heartwarming, this story xD

  • I keep rewinding the first 25 seconds "one of the dudes, isnt a dude...he's a guy...Emmmmy!" Best Intro EVER

  • 2:37 Epic. Face xD

  • I think you are THE funniest guy on youtube hands down... love it!

  • DAMN MELATONIN! v.v Simply put, that's why lights make you fat.

  • 2:23 pause it there the funny face EVER.

  • Fucking china has buried 15 people for publicity

  • funny thing about one of the miners, instead of his whife waiting for him when he got out, he reunited with his mistress, nice tearjerking pics of that moment in the news...

  • porn viewers your in my thougts its funny becuz its true!

  • What the hell is that thing on your lip? Where you trapped with a guy? FTW

  • In my city we say what up doe. Love Detroit. by the way your really cute.

  • I WANNA DUNK YO FACE WITH MY ROCK!!!!

  • @MmmBrowniesMmm actually poorer people are more obese because healthy food is more expensive. A family of four can eat at McDonald's and have full meals for the same price as a head of lettuce. So the not-having-money-to-pay-for-el­ectricity-and-food idea doesn't work.

  • @aleolexa A head of lettuce here is about 1.62. Most Mickey D's complete meals are about 4 bucks each, so that's about 30 bucks or so for a family of 4 to eat at Mickey D's. For that money, you could buy two 6 pound roasts, a 20 pound bag of potatos, a 5 pound bag of carrots, and make enough food for about 3 meals for all four. If you bought rice and beans, you could eat for about 2 weeks. Shitty food comes from laziness and a lack of cooking skills. Make your own, and eat well, cheaply.

  • .... August 22 is my b-day...... now i feel like an asshole..... well at least there okay ^^

  • @NmkCrAzY october 13 was mine, i feel like a hero (sarcastic) but yeah its good thay got out:P

  • i guess since i'm bi i'm not technically a lesbian, but i was a cheerleader (and still am the girliest girl you'll ever meet), and i'd totally go for another cheerleader or girly-girl. i actually prefer lipstick lesbians to like bull dykes.

  • who the fuck i bob gibbs?

  • How dare!!

  • "pornviewers, you're in my thoughts"

    as if you don't blow your dirty youtube money on porn sites...

  • what up doe? My Buck, if you rub it.

  • What the frick happened to Antoine Dodson's hair?

  • a dude is a camels foreskin look it up

  • didnt you say that gym line....oh shit i just saw the date. oops.

  • you are really annoying

  • @evaavon16 you are really a douchebag....yep....you are

  • or perhaps there's a correlation between lights on at night and obesity because if you can't afford to have your lights on you probably can't afford to eat enough. i know i lost 25 pounds during the month i was living out of my car.

  • @fishstixbgbeory Thank you, I was thinking something along this line.

  • [QOTD] Not much mang. [/QOTD]

  • see lol  imuage.com/gallery/view_photo/­403?photo=9208#photo=9208

  • you talk so fast lols x.

  • Damn, I thought you were a lesbian?

  • Waw ! You are just amazing brother . So good to always listen to you, get a good laugh. !!!! Thank you

  • If only the news channels had someone like you, I'd be watching not only something interesting(unlike Jersey Shore) but I’d also be watching something with facts in it! ;)

  • How come you didnt say, You've just been philled in?

  • @automatic612 cause he did.

  • sore? u mean that herpes on your lip?

  • emg 'emmyyy!' pricless(:

  • love the introooo! <3

  • you said fuck your face. sweet

  • I rewatched this just for the gym intro

  • Phil, please learn how to pronounce Chilean/Chile properly!!

    can't tell you how annoying it is to hear it mispronounced over and over again.

  • thumbs up if you watched the glee episode after watching this......

  • hey don't feel bad there always hulu thank god when i miss stuff i get to see it later lol

  • You said that you were sore from the gym.

    Today i told my friends i was sore from being squeezed between a bunch of guys.

    I love rugby! lol

  • The whole light thing, I think, is some type of government conspiracy to try to help save America some money with their energy costs because everyone know that no one wants to get fat. I mean their theory about us still wanting food when the light is on while we are sleeping might be true, but I seriously doubt that it makes THAT much of a significance towards our obesity rate.

  • what it is cuz!

  • Chilean miners FTW.

  • oooh when did he get all this pro lighting?

  • Oi Up Doe !

  • one of ur better vids... thanks

  • What BET awards?

  • QOTD: My girlfriend and I just came out of a rough patch in our relationship. It only lasted two days but it wasn't looking good. We were fighting nonstop. We worked it out though. Now we are closer than ever. :)

  • "Get this we call it '2 Dudes, 1 Guy'. I know what you're thinking, 'why don't we just call it 3 'Dudes', but here's the thing. One of the dudes isn't a dude, he's a guy." That was full of win lol.

  • <----please don`t click...REALLY DON`T!!!

  • @1:58 silly Phil!

    Everyone knows the Scientific term is Tribadism [wikipedia]/wiki/Tribadism

    Scissoring is the Slang therm :P

    Thumbs-Up, help spread the Love ...err, i mean Knowledge!

  • EMMY! lol

  • Thanks for covering the Chilean miner story.. I'm a Chilean living in the US and I didn't think you would tell the story.

    Thanks!!

  • @extrapaxto Hopefully you're not at the country right now 'cause we all are so sick of the media going on and on about them. Seriously. The president's all over the place using them to gain popularity and they keep being granted of the most unthinkable sort "prizes" just for major publicity. Again, Chile proves that can only get attention by one thing: catastrophe. Besides, they are not making ANY changes to the mining regulations because of them, but nobody really seems to care.

  • lights on at night... not science... just evidence of late night trips turning lights on to get to the kitchen... thats why your fat... not because the lights...

  • I loved this one. Good Jo Philly

  • best qotd ever.

  • qotd: doe a dear a female dear

  • did they really send psp?

  • @trevsucks They probably did. They sent each one, 33 of them dark shades that cost $300 each plus expensive protective clothing so I wouldn't be surprised.

  • intro won me over. already love this episode!

  • notin' much buck

  • I must be a bad black person cause i didnt know that it was tuesday. Actually if you ever seen to girls sissicor they really just rubbing they're virginas on each others legs still pretty good untill you finish then its just awkward lookiing at. and Most of the lesbians i know only act like men but look a lot less manish.

  • it was 33 miners 69 days, you got the miners and days mixed up

  • @LeahCorny I think this is the video where he had a serious migraine ,might explain the number mixup lol

  • @LeahCorny no he didnt ....

  • I know it's gonna be a good show when you have me laughing out loud in the intro.

  • what is the name of the music at the end?

  • @HemelDevin /watch?v=0O2aH4XLbto

    Ronald Jenkees - Throwing fire

  • @HemelDevin Never gonna give you up -Rick Astley

  • @yonolanyo =.=

  • Phil you need to know more lesbians, dykes are the mannish ones.

  • if you pause the video right before it starts phil's face is hilarious

  • @josh1212121 lol xD

  • A: shit

  • really????? hahahahaha