I love the old timey guy. He see's a freaking time machine, says 'oh, isn't that a hoot?' see's that its time for work, and just goes on with his day, like that isn't a big deal XD
i just love that they mixed a bunch of game weapons into one weapon. One is from fallout 3/nv (laser rifle) and another is from halo 3/odst/reach (spartan laser).
Blue: Idon't think this thing is structuraly sound it says made in china. XD
MegaBigBowser 8 hours ago in playlist Dick Figures - Playlist
What going do?
Shit pants.
hahahahahaha
Schorschi94 10 hours ago
Red: Well looks like we need a time machine.
Blue: Those don't exist either!!!
Red: You don't exist!!!
*floats in air*
Red: YES!!!!!!
J24FRALEY 14 hours ago in playlist Season 1
I am a steakosaurus!
greedclaw 21 hours ago
lol th thing in the middle of the time machine looked like the flux capacitor from back to the future XDD
bassN4a0z0i1 1 day ago
i think the egyptians had the best response to their time traveling
MetroidKidIcarus 1 day ago
@MetroidKidIcarus da phuck?
Hobo359 1 day ago in playlist Season 1
anyone else find it hilarious that the japanese guy runs the museum but the time machines made in china?
zelan6 1 day ago in playlist dick figures
"How is that the circle of li-WHAT IS THAT THING?!?!?!?!?!?!
sim3onpouliot 1 day ago
AT THE END AFTER THE OTHER EPISODES:
BLUE: I love dinosaures
NO JOKES
RayRay123374 1 day ago in playlist Dick Figures - Playlist
You don't exist! Yesssssssss *floats away*.............
Dahotshot34 1 day ago 11
WHAT IS THAT THING!? 0_0
nevershoutneve92 1 day ago
that happened to me once.
HERECMSTHERANE 2 days ago
You don't exist... YESSS!!!
ADour1996 2 days ago in playlist Season 1
my brain is way more gooder then thurs
OMERTAAGA 2 days ago in playlist Season 1
made in china... seems legit
baoshly 2 days ago
lol.... he gets eaten and he s!@ts his pants. it doesn't look like they even wear pants.
shadowcoolyo724 2 days ago in playlist Season 1
2:42 lol
MrTeeheeman5 2 days ago
3:00 it goes slow the nits like super fast.
logan6053 2 days ago
Dislikers... I cant even see... the size of the dislike bar... your penis? wtf?
jinjy124 2 days ago
how come red floats everywhere?
jessemat1 3 days ago
Did I seriously just get an add for virtual golfing?
Ep1cShad0w 3 days ago in playlist Season 1
the japanese raccoon kicks ass
MyJohnson100 3 days ago
doesn't sound very nice MADE IN CHINA HAha low
krabbymeal 3 days ago
Did anyone else botice the flux capasiter behind them in the time machine? lol
MrMustachez 4 days ago
2:23 to 2:30 is sooo funny
RocknRoll325 4 days ago
CLEVER GIRL!
Jurassic Park ftw xD
TheFed0ra 4 days ago in playlist Season 1
2:29 XD
AnzacMuffin 4 days ago
What is with the raccoons?
AnzacMuffin 4 days ago
FLUX CAPACITOR in the time machine !
ekstra12 4 days ago
all of the dinos sounds from Jurassic Park ftw xD
Bradley0905 4 days ago
im so hungry id it a.... find out by subscribing to my channell !!
TheFledmau5 4 days ago
Circle of life BITCH!!! Lol! XD
IDKY0123 4 days ago in playlist Season 1
i wanna eat a pokemon
fullerton5ful 4 days ago in playlist Season 1
well isn't that a hoot...
baoshly 4 days ago in playlist Season 1
The F U K C ... XD
XArcangelSwordZeroX 4 days ago
thumbs up if you want dick figures should come evry day
bloodregaip 5 days ago
1:09.. doesnt need subtitles... F*CK!
akosipatrick02 5 days ago
How are you going to eat circle of life WHAT IS THAT THING?
IamAmonster122 5 days ago
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Ekenezy12 5 days ago in playlist Season 1
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Ekenezy12 5 days ago in playlist Season 1
1:43 - 2:13 FAIL!
YouBiggestFan01 5 days ago
01:09 "dafaq?" AWESOME! XD
ciocirlan21 5 days ago
0:32 Because Fuck Gravity thats why!
MrSamboJambo 6 days ago
Ben sux nutz
dkchamz141 6 days ago
fuck tits!!! mindshitfuck!
dkchamz141 6 days ago
(.)_(.) ಠ_ಠ
angrybird3378 6 days ago
I am a steakosaurus
angrybird3378 6 days ago
Clever girl
:clevergirl:
AllThingsGaming142 6 days ago
2:11 shit pants trololololol
droctagonapus909091 6 days ago
dafuq? '_'
marleysings 6 days ago
2:23 Wunderwaffe DG-3 JZ anyone? :D
pzmaus 6 days ago in playlist Season 1
Thumbsup if yuo noticed the flux capacitor on the time machine.
mrstopmotionmaniac97 6 days ago 9
ok so red just starts flying.......fuck ya
Charile4life 6 days ago in playlist Season 1
LOL I was laughing for 30 mins!!!
TheMineRandom 6 days ago
EPIC!!!!!!!!!!
cahyawahyu 6 days ago
I love the old timey guy. He see's a freaking time machine, says 'oh, isn't that a hoot?' see's that its time for work, and just goes on with his day, like that isn't a big deal XD
ROXY911luv 1 week ago
i just love that they mixed a bunch of game weapons into one weapon. One is from fallout 3/nv (laser rifle) and another is from halo 3/odst/reach (spartan laser).
SuperUnavaible1 1 week ago
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SuperUnavaible1 1 week ago
the doc must've been in china, i see a flux capacitor
handohandoable 1 week ago
Egyptian: The fuck?
handohandoable 1 week ago
What you going do?
Shit pants.
lol XD
MrBlueDarkness 1 week ago
I'am a steagosaurus
Lihavoitu 1 week ago
Whoa! Laser Rifle from Fallout ...
FiveMinutesTo12AM 1 week ago
ya ya do it do it now!
tiagovalen 1 week ago in playlist Season 1
0:54 Flux Capacitor from "Back to the future" series!
TrueDestroyerKN 1 week ago
1:22 Thats what she said.
ShiroKingVastoLorde0 1 week ago
The ending makes me laugh °U°
monkeysplosion13 1 week ago
Again red with flying can you teach how to (thumbs up if you want to agree with me)
petercoltrocketmail 1 week ago
"my brains way more gooder than theirs" haha
llittleonew 1 week ago
Anybody else notice the flux capacitor in the back of the time machine? Haha.
thatemoguyy5908x 1 week ago 2
Blue: I don't think this is structurally sound.. It says...Made in china
Red: HIT IT!
8supermushroom 1 week ago
Who caught the "Back to the future" reference? :)
freshD1806 1 week ago
thumbs up if you saw the back to the future reference. (flux capacitor)
DuckAutocorrect 1 week ago
Dafuq?
julianik07 1 week ago
that shits cray
swaggwalkin 1 week ago
the way the racoon speaks ahahahahah
helckler 1 week ago
0:33 FUCK GRAVITY!!!!!!!!!!!
GameMerk 1 week ago in playlist Season 1 35
1:10 da faq !?
ForsakenDuality 1 week ago 20
"so there not even like zombies they dont exist"
"yea"
"well looks like we need a time machine"
"those dont exist either"
"You dont exist... Yes!"
*Floats Away"
SP0NG3YDUDE 1 week ago
Egyptians say Da Fak 1:10
agentFOOdude 1 week ago
IT WORKED! MY TIME MACHINE WORK-
-stomp-
I am a steagosaurus!!
MrInsaneMixer 1 week ago
how is that the circle of life WHAT IS THAT THING
tziah48 1 week ago
Do you notice that red floats in most episodes
salmonfishman 1 week ago
1:25 lol lol lol lol lol lol lol
dancingdog221 1 week ago
Lol, did Red really just float away?
bafflebag1 1 week ago
0:47 natures ninja:u no it is VERY dangero- red: yeah yeah yeah heres 50 bucks natures ninja: its in the back X3
dancingdog221 1 week ago
Egyption: The fuck? *Blue: Just turn it to dinosaur... Red is a dumbass XD
TerrariaVirul 1 week ago
How is that the food cyc... WHAT IS THAT THING?!?!?! WTF BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM HAHAHAA!
Lilwain1 1 week ago
clever girl
TheRickdu29 1 week ago
that y thing in the back is from back to the future!
anarchyprince78 1 week ago
WHAT IS THAT THING
gamekings21 1 week ago
Egyptian: "DAFUQ?"
TheMetalCrusade 1 week ago in playlist Dick Figures - Playlist
me at 0:33 FUCK GRAVITY
AlanWake1994 1 week ago
and they thought the meteor killed the dinosaurs bitch please
MegaCybershadow 1 week ago in playlist Dick Figures - Playlist
Did anybody get the Jurassic park reference when Blue says: Clever girl
14fmj 1 week ago
my brain is way mo gooda than thurs
dragonfire7585 1 week ago
you dont exist! ehehehe
dragonfire7585 1 week ago
Raccoon= Mr. Miyagi?? MIND FUCK
TempestAmethyst 1 week ago in playlist Season 1
bru greh blah!! xDD
danieljuliolanyon 1 week ago
yea budy
bryanacevedo69 1 week ago
Thumbs up if you caught the Jurassic Park reference
Raptor05121 1 week ago 67
What's Jurassic Park? @Raptor05121
jozilife 1 week ago
@jozilife Are you retarded
TheMortalPenguin0X 1 week ago
Depends. ^__^ @TheMortalPenguin0X
jozilife 1 week ago
@Raptor05121 clever girl:P
RunescapeCalculator 1 week ago in playlist Dick Figures - Playlist
three memes
:likeaboss:
TheAWESOMW1000000 1 week ago
I AM A STEGOSAURUS. (thumbs up if you know what im talking about.)
Lrules364 1 week ago in playlist Season 1 3
@Lrules364
lol asdfmovie XD
Gimpy109137 1 week ago
2:08 :clevergirl:
XtraNormalRandom 1 week ago
clever girl
aquashatter 2 weeks ago
"you know dinosaurs don't exsist right? like there aren't here."
"explain."
'no"
funnystuffs8D 2 weeks ago in playlist Season 1 67
FLUX CAPACITOR!!!
LNMHYLIAN 2 weeks ago
round about 00:53 i checked my steam for message lol
mattyo96 2 weeks ago
I FUCKING LUV THIS SHOW
XxScarTheWolfXx 2 weeks ago
FUCK YOU CALL OF DUTY ELITE WHY CAN'T I SKIP YOU!!!
Forman7202 2 weeks ago in playlist Season 1
@Forman7202
look 4 ad blocker
xmotis 2 weeks ago
Red, if you want to eat the biggest animal in the world, just eat a blue whale
Venusaur003 2 weeks ago
THAT ASTEROID.
LoudDogproductions 2 weeks ago
"Da Fuck?" looooooooool
agentringer 2 weeks ago
you dont exist YYYEEESSSSS
mermaidlover131415 2 weeks ago
Circle of life, beeeetch!
Zykae 2 weeks ago
2:29 bwra..to fat to kill
1000gavyn 2 weeks ago
i cant belive it!....cheap 80's haircuts come back in style in the future -_-
how quaint.
1000gavyn 2 weeks ago
Honestly I thought they were goin to say: "It worked! the time machine wor-
"I am a steakosaurus!"
MultiCharbar 2 weeks ago
I'm from the future...my brain is way more gooder than thurs!! LOL
ksylacey 2 weeks ago in playlist Dick Figures - Playlist
1:08 Da fuk?
GolemnPro 2 weeks ago
my first episode ^_^
username48481 2 weeks ago
1:15 flux capacitor
TheShinakame 2 weeks ago
I love that damned raccoon
TheShinakame 2 weeks ago
Blue: Those don't exist either -_-
Red: YOU DON'T EXIST!!!!! Yes.... :3 *Floats away*
HONESTnLIAR 2 weeks ago
blue: just set it to dinosaur
red: oh yea
both: whoaaaaaa
dinosaur: I AM A STEGO-SAURUS
dubstepdipsh1t 2 weeks ago
blue: what you do now?
red: 0_0 shit pants
runs off
blue: where are you going
red: to the FUTURE >:P
blue: alright
<3
MrDuckie112 2 weeks ago
way more gooder than thers!
SwissDonutFactory 2 weeks ago
Dafuq :D
MrSchmithers 2 weeks ago in playlist Season 1
why the hell do ads have to pop up
flippy261 2 weeks ago
:yousoawesome:
JerseyBoyo10 2 weeks ago
red: maybe we could use a timemachine
blue: those dont exist either
red: U DONT EXSIST!!!!! YESSSS
*FLOATS OFF
devildog3961 2 weeks ago
the fuck?
(in egyptian)
FsSalvi 2 weeks ago
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1:00-1:04 i would stay in that time period
sassyface1943ho 2 weeks ago in playlist Season 1
"da fuck?"
FSXdeathplane 2 weeks ago
Catch Phrase
MidnightRandom 2 weeks ago
i love how egypt is a time period
XIIIGrimAnarchist 2 weeks ago in playlist Season 1
The circle of lifeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee... oh shit why did I remember The Lion King..
Daniels1999 2 weeks ago in playlist Dick Figures - Playlist
Ha. It has a flux capacitor.
speakerfist 2 weeks ago
@speakerfist its essential in time travel.
admiralackbar999 2 weeks ago
Hm 50 dollars buys you a time machine but Mcdonalds doesnt come to ur mind?
Dragon313031 2 weeks ago
I don't think this is structly soud, because it say it was made in china, lol
ManUtdFanNz 2 weeks ago in playlist Dick Figures - Playlist
idk but i love it when he says clever girl haha
wesupportmokeyfaces 2 weeks ago in playlist Season 1
my brain is way more gooder than thirs
peterbuilt1993 2 weeks ago
if you like Pena colladoes!!
darksider544 2 weeks ago
except crocodiles they survived
guitarshreder43 3 weeks ago in playlist Season 1
woops i mean 1:10 Dafuq?
cocowarrior211 3 weeks ago
1:12 Dafuq?
cocowarrior211 3 weeks ago
clearing girl
segidordkfs12 3 weeks ago in playlist Season 1
saben que el egipcio dice the fuck
segidordkfs12 3 weeks ago in playlist Season 1
Yessssssssssssssssssss *buttglides outtie*
creepinNinja413 3 weeks ago
I love Red's blatant disregard for gravity in almost every episode XD
halfmastmutiny 3 weeks ago in playlist Dick Figures - Playlist 73
@halfmastmutiny YESSSS -floats away like i'm driving-
ViralTofu 2 weeks ago in playlist More videos from MondoMedia
@halfmastmutiny me too!
cover971 2 weeks ago
you don't excist lol
elliottgamer 3 weeks ago
My brain is way more gooder than thurrz!
ShaunyInUnderland 3 weeks ago
i laughed my ass off wen blu was like :" i dont think this thing is structuraly sound, i mean it sys "made in china""
theatomicguy1 3 weeks ago in playlist Season 1
the dinosaurs sound r from jurassic park
kennyman115 3 weeks ago
@kennyman115 There also is a Jurassic Park reference in "Modern Flame Wars 3"
KITTYCLUSTERFUCK 3 weeks ago
It says made in china
b33rforme1 3 weeks ago
WHATIS THATTHING?!
PokingSealStuff 3 weeks ago
"How is that the circle of li-- WHAT IS THAT THING!?" lmfao
xXRevenantBlackXx 3 weeks ago
30 second ad. refresh to get shorter one. 5 min ad. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Instaphantom 3 weeks ago 72
@Instaphantom download google chrome, install the adblock app, never watch these fucking ads again.
McSpizzy 2 weeks ago in playlist Season 1
@Instaphantom I Just skip them...¬¬'
MrPENaJACA 2 weeks ago
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@Instaphantom
1 min. download firefox
2 mins installation
1 min for installin the script/addblockapp...
u'll never see an advertise again befor a video
and it just kosts you 4 mins :o
Torte17 2 weeks ago
@Instaphantom like this
:f7u12:
TheAWESOMW1000000 2 weeks ago
@TheAWESOMW1000000 :chuckthumbsup:
TheSpiritualGamer 1 week ago