Youtube Poop - Zelda: The Cowardly King

[DragonLS]

You know, if you listen to just the audio and not the video, it sounds like a sextape gone wrong, lol.

[TwoToneYoshi]

That old The King is no match for The Ganon.

[yingyanggamer]

"Link is a d!ck"

Coming from the guy who just sent a kid to a land that an all knowing pyramid gaurenteed he'd survive.

[epictorres]

Link is a d*ck

Lol

[AlejandroGamers]

74 people are a dick



[WINGSOFG0D]

epic

[lf52]

when in doubt, outsource

[chilla18sgsg]

0:26 the king rubs his fat tummy

[Iceburner96]

Aids Duke Onclet in the morning!

[ChrisSevU2]

this one is one of the best YTPs.

it sounded most fluent/smooth.

[Kmeishart101]

Zelda is not the cowardly king.... The king is the cowardly king.

[ExtraZorgy]

"Link is a dick"

XD

[LegendaryxEyes]

You've GOT to be kidding :D

[Benad361]

Right at the end I literally died with laughter.

[ZekesPiano]

@blacksword94 thats the best part! XD

[Cooljay1991]

phillips should've went with this cutscene. It makes more sense than the real one

[blacksword94]

HELP ME!

SAVE ME!

PROTECT ME!

[NodakJo2010]

This is got to be the best well put together youtube poop I have ever seen. Great Job!

[Athils]

Politics.

[SilentDragonite149]

YEAH! That old the King is no match for the Ganon!!! XD

[moots454]

Link may be a dick, but the King is a pussy. We all know what dicks do to pussies.

[VegitoVai90]

@moots454

Link's going to move back and forth in the king? 

[minxkitty8]

This is my favorite zelda youtube poop!

[AvengerofBronze]

The Triforce of Wisdom promises The King will safely retu-- NO! I'm going to DIE in Gamelon!

[Takeshi357]

"Link's on Strike" should have been a sequel to this.

[TheAndrewj96]

"I'M GOING TO DIE IN GAMELON!

SHIT SHIT SHIT!"

XD

[Minefrag]

Help me, save me, protect me !!!! :D

[MegaVexler]

LOL, link is a dick

[Shyreenify]

I wish I could spend a day in Hyrule. That shit happens there on a daily basis. Love it.

[HarbingerBittmann]

@Shyreenify Might not be a good idea, the King fucks up whoever he wants >_<

[PandarBoy]

I like how this youtube poop sounds realistic. lol

[MrMEGAJP1223]

288,418 has safely returned and is now on corriedie

but 71 people died

[HeyItsMeChadWarden]

I AIN'T TALKIN BOUT DAT WII NIGGA, BALLIN!

[sissy173]

link there's a dick lmao

[ShxlerMusic]

OAH OAH OAH OAH OAH OAH OAH

[Ninjadude973]

lol Link says fuck so gay

[MrEriken]

Lol link, aids duke onkled in thd morning

[The1979Warriors]

Duke Onkled is under attack by the evil forces of Ganon!!! XD

[Hokeyman56]

The triforce of wisdom promises the king will safely re-

NO I'm going to die in Gamelon Oah Oah Oah Oah Oah

[Hanpantheflyingman8D]

Does nobody else find the laugh at 0:38 utterly fucking hilarious? His face is just.. brilliant. xD

[dbzjustownedash]

no im going to die in gamelon shit shit shit oah oah oah oah oah oah oah oah oah how many oah's?

[Athils]

A.K.A. "Link Learns When to Shut his Fucking Mouth."

[Andragorans]

It's good to have power over people.

[eldavidcat]

Link hating LOVE & PRIDE!!!

[zanesdarkroom]

71 people thought link was a dick

[maskedkane3333]

ROFL!!! at the end, Link is a dick XD

[Lynk4Lyfe]

lmfao nice pewp =3

[flamesdemon19]

The Gannon FTW!

[cliffgoodbye]

AHAHAHAA oh my gog that was highlarious

[TreborsWorld]

OUH SHIT I'M GOING TO DIE! OUH!

[Vendetta162X]

I just love how the king goes into a panic breakdown XD

[365Tama]

flawless

[crisphate95]

Link is a dick

[supermario373ipe]

XD at the end

[jakanism]

Ganon watchers: go on a DIE-et or DIE

[Louaay145]

71 people are no match for ''The Ganon''

[conchudo12345]

that old "The king" is no match for "The ganon".

[GAF1987]

Shit shit shit! Oah oah oah oah oah oah oah!

[GAF1987]

How did he get him to say shit?

[HarbingerBittmann]

So he's "The Ganon" now?

[Zefyron667]

70 ppl are dicks

[dscimforjack]

link is a dick

[Lammy4ever7]

Send Link!

HUH?!?

[supersonicangel1000]

If link kisses Zelda he will become a dick the king will be like oh shit and will shout out

Oah

Oah

Oah

Oah

[sonicsd1]

Wow! the king sure is a coward!

[supermario373ipe]

lol link is a dick

[JAGIhnk]

70 ppl with link now

[Mozilla345]

69 dislikes. Funny stuff.

[ChristophersFlashes]

69 people are no match for The Ganon.

[ToviaPicoru]

69 people are cowards.

[aOdandyOeye]

69 dislikes ._.

I liked :D

[Mystupidfood]

Press 2 over and over or 5. Lol.

[wertyou567]

press 6 over and over again

[Harristar88]

Yeah! That old The King is no match for The Ganon!

[wertyou567]

link isadick

[Varentstov]

SERIOUSLY WHY THE FUCK ARE PEOPLE ARGUING ON THIS VIDEO... IT'S A GODDAMN YTP

[AllStarKingD]

how come its always duke on lettus? what does it mean

[commonsenseforUSA]

@AllStarKingD,

I think you mean Duke Onkled. He's the ruler of Gamelon and is also the king's cousin. At the start of the game, Ganon is attacking him, but he's later revealed to be working with Ganon and is a traitor to the king. Hope that helped.

[Frizzurd]

the 69 people who dislike this must not be a fan of YoutubePoops at all right? I do not get how something like Deepercuts Mad mad man poop can be placed so high on a pedastal when we got people like Quibbyjibby, Swishfilms waxonator nickshorts etc.. yes some of these guys do not make poops much anymore but id rather have quality ones stay at the top before shitty new ones

[OSTkid]

Help Me! Save Me! Protect me! OAH OAH OAH OAH *OAH* *You've got to be kidding me* *OAH**The triforce of wisdom promises the king will safely....* NO!I'm going to DIE in Gamelon!! SHIT SHIT SHIT OAH OAH OAH OAH OAH Yeah that old The King is no match for The Gannon! HMM....SEND LINK! HUH? Enough!Link aids Duke Onkled in the morning! FUCK! OAHAWHAWHOAHOHWAOHAHOAOWHHOW! Link is a DICK!

[SharKing319]

@OSTkid Nice transcript, XD.

[Trogdorwillrise]

@OSTkid Yes thank you we just watched that.

[wawahwario]

That old THE KING is no match for THE GANON! LMAO

[7hefuzz]

69 people are being forced to go to gamelon

[SummitWithGoldenGun]

Link is a dick

[kattowitz4]

oahoahoahoahoahoahoahoahoah

That old the king is no match for the Ganon!!

[SharKing319]

I'm going to DIE in Gamelon!

[gameboy3800]

69 people are dicks.

[Gyarren]

I don't usually do this, but...

Thumbs up if Link should have kept his mouth shut!

[ACxaY]

oah oah oah oah link is dick

[WorldWalker128]

this 45 second video is better than most half-hour modern cartoons. though definitely not meant for kids. :P

[kyoushiro3]

69 people DIED in Gamelon! 3,711 people safely returned!

[Achille12345]

@kyoushiro3 Nice i guess i survived!

[PurePerfection]

THAT OLD THE KING IS NO MATCH FOR THE GANON

[RetroVideoFan]

King: NO! I'm going to die in Gamelon. Shit! Shit! Shit! Oah! Oah! Oah! Oah!

Link: Yeah, that old the King is no match for the Ganon.

King: Hmmm. Send Link.

Link: Huh?

King: Enough. Link aids Duke Onkled in the morning.

Link: Fuck!

[DarthKain0]

@RetroVideoFan King: Link is a dick.

[iteachvader]

@RetroVideoFan Link... is a dick!

[xSathya96x]

@RetroVideoFan Thanks for posting that for all the deaf people watching this video.

[RetroVideoFan]

@xSathya96x Are you being sarcastic?

[456puff]

I just watched this video 5 times in a row! (Not joking!) And I was laughing the whole time. Can this video ever get old?

[jangoos99]

@456puff Me TOO!!! =DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DD

[UberGooberDude]

Well, not the most polite video I've ever seen, but well made and hilarious!

[456puff]

What is said at the end when the screen is black? I can't tell.

[Charmolution]

@456puff

LINK IS A DICK

[WillBFugly]

OAH SHIT IM GOING TO DIE

[xSathya96x]

PAUSE THE VIDEO AND KEEP PRESSING THE NUMBER 2 ON YOUR KEYBOARD

[xSathya96x]

0:21 IS THE BEST YOUTUBE POOP MOMENT OF ALL TIME

[xSathya96x]

OAH SHIT IM GOING TO DIE

[theytpwatcher90]

Link is a dick? lol

[Wishyut]

oh shit shit shit

[neomechaleon]

hmm...send link

huh ?

enought link aid duke onkled in the morning

Link is a dick

[axxisis]

/watch?v=yRYEelI3DPY

[RevanLateralus]

"Oh shit, I'm going to DIE!"

[Gretgor666]

Good one, XD.

How did you assemble "shit"? As in, what words did you use to obtain it?

[KnuxTheTurtle]

@Gretgor666 SHIp, and True, probably

[SharKing319]

That old the king's no match for the Ganon! LOL

[RetroVideoFan]

I'm going to die in Gamelon. Sh*t! Sh*t! Sh*t!

LOLZ.

[will4210]

69 people MUST DAI!

[Chamchir9482]

lol, 3,666 likes

[HyperKadaj]

68 were the king

[666CrazyMark666]

Oh shit,I'm going to die!!! AHAHAH

[Dekuinthelake]

Best YouTube Poop I've seen in a long time. Good work.

[mmaaat123]

Buttfather

[SaturnTrack]

You know, I'd be scared too if i were the King.

[JacomeFelg]

@SaturnTrack

ganon can be defeated by a book

there's nothing to be afraid of

[GoreIsMe294]

68 people are no match for the Ganon.

[RetroVideoFan]

That old the King is no match for the Ganon.

[AQWorldsInterviewXD]

0:08 oh shit im going to die lol

[Jaquobes]

68 people are cowards.

[Laz0rgrunt]

0:25 best part

[pabulum28]

I love this video, but I wonder what action the King is trying to signal with his hand at around 0:25 :)

[miafan89]

"Yeah! That old the King is no match for the Ganon!"

[GogotteandSig]

Yeah, that old King is no match for DA Ganon!

Hmmm... Send Link.

Huh!?

Link aids Duke Onkled in the morning.

F*CK.

OAH HO HO HO HO HO HO HO!!!

[Saukkomestari]

@GogotteandSig Well, that's what they said. Why did you write it here?

[mmaaat123]

"Enough, Link aids Duke Onkled in the morning, Fuck. Ohohohohohoho Link is a dick"

[Valnar1001]

King: Send Link.

Link:Huh?

King: Enough! Link, aid Duke Onkledi n the Morging!

Link: F*ck!

Roflmao xD

[TheChaosFenrir]

the king will safely ret-

NO!! i'm going to die in gamelon

sheet sheet sheet

oah

oah

oah

oah

oah

[smsteve888]

Help me!

Save me!

Protect me!

OAH

OAH

OAH

OAH

OAH

[TheSuperCommentGuy]

@smsteve888 You've got to be kidding.

[205Link]

@smsteve888 You've got to be kiding!

[193Raiden]

@205Link don't worry dear. The Triforce of Wisdom promises-

NO! I'm going to DIE in Gamelon! Shitshitshit OAH! OAH!OAH!OAH!OAH!OAH!

[TheDive99]

lmmfao. love it. "OUA!!"

[disturbedrock63]

all i heard out of that is Uuo Shit and Fuck

[IIBrutalGrinderII]

UUO UUO UUO UUO UUO

XD

[mugenrider754]

link is anderDick

[Peachtotheinfinity]

"That old the king is no match for the Ganon" XD XD

[RLbitClassica]

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[Greenday678912345]

"But father, what if something happens to you?!"

"OAH shit, I'm going to DAII!"

xDDDDDDDD rofl

[MrAkramito]

lol i luv title and lol il luv it if uput a part that is (king:im going to danabon to DIE)

[roxasfruit]

link aids dukonglet in the morning

fck....

link is a dick

[Gamerlasse]

link is a dick lol

[typhlosion96]

sure there is a "like" button but where is the "epic" button

[DAiRoKaAngelOfEditor]

His hearth of Courage was illegal? 8-D

[C4Par1]

"..the triforce of wisdom promises that the king will safely ret..." "NOOO! Im going to DIE!" xD

[MrAkramito]

@C4Par1 favourite youtube poop?

[C4Par1]

@MrAkramito mah boi, this is what all true warriors strive for!

[breloom657]

the king: link is a dick

XD

[wikiporno]

"That old the king is no match for the ganon"

[roberto121395]

the ganon

[GAF1987]

Shit shit shit. Ooah! Ooah! Ooah! Ooah!

[S0up3rD0up3r]

ffuck. 

[neometal92]

lol ^^ he screams alot lol

[jamesharvey]

@Joihio2 DuGauntlet

[Reofive]

Yeah! That old the king is no match for the Ganon!

[Rock11391]

66 people MUST DIE

[Iceburner96]

INUFF! Link aids to conclad in the morning. FUCK! AHAHaHAHAHAHA.........Link isa DIck

[Link57942]

@Iceburner96 It's Duke Onkled, not to conclad. I don't blame you though, I thought he said DuGauntlet at first.

[WepeBackwards]

Link is a dick!

[Sp33dWave1]

66 people won't accept that the king doesn't want to go to gamelon in the morning

[Ainaryu]

Ooooh shit i'm going to DIE!

[LeonSalesLeonSales]

ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha

[MJandST2926]

I think I died laughing at the end.

[Mwgedd]

OUAH! OUAH! OUAH! OUAH! OUAH! OUAH! OUAH! OUAH! OUAH! OUAH! OUAH! OUAH!

[MajorasTriforce]

"F*ck"

Oahahahahahahahah!

[Blue0315]

Lmao "Link is a dick" xD

[Maria30588]

Zelda: But father, what if something happens to you?

King: Shit! I'm going to die!