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  • quality

  • he promises to treat me like a complete BASTARD YA

  • Classic clip

  • Me minge is kickin' out  reet pong

  • 1:48 is that Jim Bowen lol!

  • Foookin Funny

  • I laughed so hard i almost wee'd me self! brilliant, must bring back Bo' Selecta!!!

  • This makes me think of benidorm. :)

  • Fooking hilarious

  • Inspired comedy

  • "I luvved Magnum! Ya complete set o' basterds, yer!" Funny as you dare....

    Though I think "An' 'e promises t'treat me lak a complete bastad, yer!" totally pwnz. :D

  • nothing else makes me laugh this hard

  • hope u like this hounsdown peepole

  • he's agreed ti treat me like a COMPLETE BASTAD YA!

  • Me minge is kicking out a right pong

  • lmao minge

  • ughhhhhhhh CRAB PASTE!

  • "An he promises to treat me...Like a complete Bastard ya!"

  • I've still got it!!

  • As crudely hilarious as I've always found this clip, I always loved the music at 2:40. It pulls me right out of the Bo Selecta mind state, it's that serene. Anybody know what it's called?

  • @Talisman09 I think it's meant to be a re-creation of Mel B's song 'Lullaby'.

  • @djpalmer93 Oh god, I'm so disappointed to read that! A spice girl song?! Thanks, though. lol

  • Lol, does this guy ever make fun of white famous people? 

  • SEXY BEAST

  • wha ya runnin off for!?!?!?

  • the BASTARD beach

  • "Me minge is ponging" No seriously it is, and I havent even got a minge yer bastards

  • Keep pressing 2

  • SHAZZAM!!!!!

  • It's fookin' boiling

  • Kill Keith Lemon ! Bring back Bo !

  • 0:07

  • 0:08

  • why the fuck is there a naked kid in the background at 2:52 ?????

  • lmfao at the noise she makes at 0:08

  • keith lemon at his best!

    

  • @MonksRoadBoi You mean Leigh Francis

  • its torrevieca

  • It's fooking boiling 'ere

  • looooook at me moooooof

  • best ever!

  • it was funny when kieth had her on juice lol

  • epic face 0:26

  • thats spanish for howww do ya bastardz ya!

  • How Do lol

  • that's so boring , oh my god is not funny , shit

  • @dddlllggg100 ur from brazil, u wont understand british comedy

  • LOL is that leigh francis?

  • love it!!! So funny and the actual Mel B did not mind

  • i"ve still got it, it never went away... fook

  • one of the best characters ever!!!!!!!!!

  • that laugh is uncanny XD

  • i love mel b on bo selector and this background music is classic

  • Howwwwwwwwww do ya bastards ya

  • Fooking hilarious!

  • Frank Gallagher on the keyboards

  • fooking brilliant !!

  • I can't go out like this, look at me muff!!

  • Better than the real Mel B XD.

  • he looks like Tom Selleck!

  • CRAB PASTE! hahaha, I saw some crab paste being sold at the local shop, I nearly passed out from laughter

  • @sadieviction I can't look at it in the same way, either ;)

  • It's fooking boiling ere

  • fantastic

  • Only one thing more common than Mel B and thats brits that move to Spain thinking theyve made it in life, they make me laugh lol, i moved to spain years ago and it was fucking boring

  • this is what i think of when someone mentions her name hahaha

  • brucie bonus lol.

  • that was FOCKING funny XD 

  • crab paste.

  • boss this .. always makes me laugh .. everytime tho

  • BALD AS A KOOT

  • what the hell is this?

  • @ZendallFan this is 1 of the most funniest things ever..... if your not not british you wont get it....

  • Ya complete set ah Bastids!

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  • its FOOKIN boilin ere XD

  • have you ever seen shameless Mel b is the sister of Lillian

  • Fucking hilarious. x

  • Wot y'runnin' off fo'!? XD

  • just created my own spoofmelb.tv channel un pure homage for mel b bo selecta

  • oh come on ,,,dont you think its lovley that mel b found someone nice on holiday

    dont be so hard hearted,,,,,,love finds a way you know ???/

  • Cant stand this character...He`s just not funny..people are gonna wonder why i wanted to comment on him if i didnt like him..well....i did it because i wanted to! if u dont like it then please dont reply!

  • @TheMrMadchester erm ok. but this is hilarious. ur probably gonna wonder why i wanted to reply to your post if ii don't agree with you... well.... because i wanted to!

  • @RedDress you must like my comment..why?? because i said dont reply if you dont like it ;-)

    but not to worry!!..thanks for replying anyway :) happy xmas...if you celebrate it!!

  • 'It's Vicky and Dave! Vicky! Vicky! Dave!!! DAVE!!!! What ya running off for?! Complete set of bastards!'

    God, I loved this show!

  • Mi minge is kicking out a right pong!

    Genius!

  • @CYMRUTUBE2 I read it yes but i didnt spend much time on it because your welsh.

  • @CYMRUTUBE2 keith lemon is bo you spanner...

  • ok this isnt funny cuz that looks nothing like mel b. at least bo selector looks like a goofy fat nerdy version of craig david

  • come on lets have a fook, i love it lmao

  • 2:51 naked child! the camera men are peedos

  • @minioz360 u r the peedo havent even noticed that til u said it,

  • i love how this video comes up before real mel b videos hahahahaha

  • ooof CRAB PASTE!!!

  • I wonder what Mel B thinks of this!

  • @slolove06

    she loves it, i think she helped him make it!

    have a search and you'll find a sketch of him with the real mel b. she's ace :)

  • @capo2k8 did she?? oh my, she's awesome, can make fun of herself, thanx for sharing bro!

  • @slolove06 She said she thinks its funny in a interview

  • torbados hmo 

  • All i have to do is look at Mel B and i can't stop laughing LMFAO xD

  • lol giantism

  • my minge is kicking off a right pong

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  • classic

  • lmbo!!!

  • Thumbs Up If You Can No Longer Look At Scary Spice Without Wetting Yourself With Laughter x

  • it's a shame this show ended

  • "BALD AS A COOT! I've still got it! It never went away!"

  • Has anyone else noticed how much Mel b looks like Noam Chomsky in this?:D

  • ''Come on... let's have a fook''

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  • Jeremy is wondering whether his trip to the Greek island of Mykonos will be as good - or as bad as - Mel B's holiday in Majorca.. Hope i have a rite fooking good time ya complete set of bastards ya!

  • @JeremyGuyer .... Im going to Mykonos this week, god I LOVE it there! C'mon, let's ave a fooooooooook, LOL .... P.S ~ Did you go behind the church? There is a right smell there of craaaaaaaaaaaab paaaaaaaaaaaste, LOL

  • Its MINGE Jamie ...( i know ive got one ) !!! but it dosent kick out

  • lol comedy gold....

    ya complete set of bastards ya!

  • shit.

  • CRAB PASTEE!

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  • Fookin' marvellous!

  • ya complete set of BASTARDS ya!

  • Mel B looks like Fabio Capello

  • @monkeyfodder Haha True.

  • me minge is kickin out a right PONG hahaha absolutely brilliant

  • Holla!! ... Thats Spanish.. For How'Do Ya Bastards Ya!

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  • cum on lets ave a fook! lol!

  • ive still got it :P

  • have you got a condom? let's go to bed. LOL nearly pissed myslef laughing.

  • 0:18

    I pissed myself laughing!!!

  • CRAB PASTE!

  • this insane !!!!!!!!!!! EWWWWW Crab Paste

    my minge is kicking out a rite pong!!

    Vickey + DAve

  • ...Come on lets have a fook...

  • This absolutely kills me!!!

  • lol i dont understand love im english i dont care what you r ur fooking gawjus u wana dance no im ok come and haeva dance no im fine come and have a dance with mel b better known as scary spice grrrr

  • CRAB PASTEE! :D

  • "its fookin boilin here" LOL lmfao

  • Child porn in background? at end?

  • @nearney eh??? deffo not ya fucking idiot

  • Always cracks me up when she says "Brucie bonus"

  • 0:24 gets me everytime love it.that look is amazing

  • Bald as a coot

  • and he promises me to treat me like a complete BASTARD ya hahah!

    why wud u say tht hahhaha x

  • me minge is kicking out a right pong mmmmmmmmmmm crab paste

  • its fookin boilin here

  • boom boom street

  • and he promises ta treat me like a complete bastard ya!!! lol!! love it!!!

  • crab paste !!!!!!

  • this is one of the funniest things ever on tv....haha

  • YA BASTARDS YA!

  • fooook!!! great show

  • how do ya bastard ya!!!

  • BRING BACK BO

  • me minge is kicking off a right pong :) loves mel b

    i dont care what you are you fooking gawjus

  • crab paste.

  • Iv still got it, oh iv still got it! It never went away! haha

  • ya bastard YA

  • Bald as a coot! lol

  • the noise in the water at 0:07 is fukin hilarious

  • @gearoidsyootube

    the correct terminology is fookin' hilarious!

  • never gets boring

  • "Excuse me lovely.. Oooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" Love it!!!

  • CRAB PASTE!

  • I'm surprised Mel B shaves

  • 2:59 - 3:11

    N He Promises to treat Me like a Complete Bastard Cya Later Cumon lets have A Fook

    Classic lol

  • its fookin boilin 'ere ROFL  bring back BO SELECTA!

  • @MAINSTAND78 your mothers shit ..... if u dont find this funny you are 1 worthless sad motherfucker....

  • fook

  • i want to try some crab paste

  • seriously mate, you don't lol

  • haaa i still got it,it never went away,lol

  • it,s fooookin hot in here hahaha

  • scuse me luvly, oooooohhhh

  • "bald as a coot"...lol

  • never EVER gets old. CLASSIC....

    I don't care wot u are..UR FOOKIN GORGEOUS!!!!! :P ye complete set of bastards ye... ooooooe CRAB PASTE!! hahaha

  • this is soo funin ,god mi ming is kikin out a right pong lol

  • Me minge is kicking out a right pong...ooooh!! Crab paste!! lol

  • focking helerios