dude are u fucking gay or what i want a iphone buti wont act like dat over it its a ipod and a phone WOW omg ''it feels so good'' im gonna wank after this video is done what a prat u gay prick
yeah mayb that was too much :'( I WANT ONE WAHHHHH WAHHHHH WAHHHHHHHHH dude ur lucky btw is i phone loud?? coz if it isnt i not gettin it well i guess it is coz its a i pod/phone
Gee, I don't know dude, whatever floats one's boat I guess. Do you really need to shoot your buddies in the ass with a gun full of paint filled balls?
Dude... it's just a phone, don't have an orgasm. Everyone thinks the phone is so great just because it's by apple. Ugh, this video annoyed me... just open it already!
Hey..good that he can afford it an all..im not rich an all..but i am gettng one in a couple of weeks..so credit cards can do wonders..but god this dude acts like hes having an orgasm..its pathetic..sad..its just a fuckin phone..i mean i know when i get my phone im going to open it in a hurry because i want that thing in my hands..but whatever..its just really sad..lol..
i got one too dude how do you like it?... i must say though i did not open it that slowly and carefuly i mean its not like ur defusing a bomb or anything ha sick vid though hope u like it i kno i do
Yeah i regret to inform you that all you immature morons have turned it into a sexual thing and because of your warped perception thats all it has become now. good job.
The marketing machine at Apple has done a good job at identifying their target. Many 15 to twentysomething dudes posting on this video. If they do understand the various other readings of the message they can't seem to get past the gut instinct to make it a sexual thing. Youtube is voyeuristic by nature. That's what makes it so interesting. People project their own bias and meaning and that's what makes it fun. Thanks everyone for posting the good, bad and perverted. Scoreboard.
Everyone on here who posted a negative comment is obviously a spawn of a crackhead piece of white trash. I have never seen such a large group of hypocritical retards jammed into one place before. Gimme a break, calling him a nerd and whatnot. DUDE, you are watching a video called "unboxing my new apple iphone" you have no room to accuse anyone of being nerdy in any way. You are probably sitting at the public computer in the library with some cheap porn minimized in the background.
I dont think hes a nerd but I do think hes a perve who gets off on unboxing a phone. I mean hes making all these weird sexual noises and you expect no one not to say anything?
an exacto knife, wtf are u serious, its plastic wrapping nad why u have to have orgasm over the feelign of teh box. why did u post this video of u embaraasing ur self. you should expect some negative comments for actign like a fuack
You idiots need to get a woman, I have never in my life seen as many idiots in my life, you want to know what an idiot looks like? anyone who is walking around with one of those
All U Dummies Dat Payed $500 For A Phone And Post Videos Of Unpacking Da Stupid Thing Are Pricks, U Guys Get So Hyped Up About A Phone And Probally Crap Ur Pants
Congrats Brandjunkie! Judging by the moronic comments by most of the pre-pubescent posters, it is obvious that sex does indeed sell, and even though you were simply unpacking your iphone, the depraved, idiotic masses automatically were aroused by it and posted forthwith their intelligent and correctly spelled comments! HA!
rofl, i dont even need to say anything, everybody else already did. Its funny though how gentle people are, when 3 months from now your just gonna toss it onto your bed and bump it around like nothing.
i like how you all rip on him, especially after looking at some of your profiles... At least he has the money for the phone, and doesn't put videos of some guy slapping a white girls ass on youtube. but hey, everyone can be a thug on the net, and im sure half of you are 13 or younger
WAt a tard--they make the iphone for less than what u bought it for they make it for 100 and u buy it for 500!! Just goes to show that ppl go nuts for anything they see---if the iphone went to the bathroom for me so i wouldnt have to then id buy it--ur gonna probaly get bored of it and or drop it and lose 500$--he probably gonna take it to sleep and replace it with his wife
He got orgasm LOL
CROGrof 2 months ago
it feels soo good....
Greendog2525 1 year ago
"i think im gona keep my stash in here"
Hell yea
markpen23 1 year ago
Wow....I can't stop watching. It's like someone having sex with an iPhone. Mesmerizing!
erikandrew93 2 years ago
get a room u two
mbrothers123 2 years ago
LMAO. "..that's dead sexy" in a whispering tone.
BruceWillis4uSucks 2 years ago
lmfao
Zeskents 2 years ago
you want some time alone?
tsui921again 2 years ago
mans getting orgasm
manchesterbob92 3 years ago
Hi, I am Brazilian! I wanted to know how much the iPhone simpler?
If I can answer, Thanks!
pedrolopesjf 3 years ago
how carefully he is xDDD
knockoutgee 3 years ago
u really get into your time...huh?
7thyear 3 years ago
what is he gunna masterbate with it or what?
chowders123456 3 years ago
hes going to fuck the headphone jack, im sure of it
fahsa1 3 years ago 7
he got 2?
Snackumms 3 years ago
IS that a Parker just curious
brandonsimionsebok 3 years ago
pornografy!1!!!11!one!!!!11eleven!!11!!!
KRONOS707 3 years ago
cool video
kilolora 3 years ago
he was like having sex lol
1StOfDecember 4 years ago 10
lmaooo im the same way, i do everything slow and careful and i did it this way when i opened mine lolololol love it
laxfreak0012 4 years ago
notice how he took off the plastic like he was going to frame and make love to it later
jgig18 4 years ago
you're opening the box, like a nuke bomb is in the box... lol
DocElevator 4 years ago 3
dude are u fucking gay or what i want a iphone buti wont act like dat over it its a ipod and a phone WOW omg ''it feels so good'' im gonna wank after this video is done what a prat u gay prick
repinIg11 4 years ago
man chill out its not a big deal, damn you got alot of hate in you.
bulletboy88 4 years ago 5
yeah mayb that was too much :'( I WANT ONE WAHHHHH WAHHHHH WAHHHHHHHHH dude ur lucky btw is i phone loud?? coz if it isnt i not gettin it well i guess it is coz its a i pod/phone
repinIg11 4 years ago
i don't hav one i thinkl it's a big wast of money. $400 for a phone.
bulletboy88 4 years ago 3
"I think ill keep my stash in here." Stash of what?
crazyjonny24 4 years ago
"ahhhhh, that's dead sexy" lmaoooo classic.
freshchiq17 4 years ago
man how old r u?..... fuck!
lukekitcheniscool 4 years ago
its amazing he didnt flip out when the plastic snapped Fuckin queer
afroangel26 4 years ago
adamo321....lol
coolistevur 4 years ago
you can tell hes gettin a boner lol
adamo321 4 years ago
"It Feels So Good" Queer
xFYCNxcps22 4 years ago
he does so because it worthed over 500$ so the plastic is like 50$ :P
Blazerelf 4 years ago
y is this guy bein so gentle?...jus rip the fuckin plastic off already
ejdubbs 4 years ago 2
Pinche joto de a dolar!
Rangepure7 4 years ago
i wonder how pissed of he was when apple droped the price of the iphone.
bulletboy88 4 years ago
lololololololo having orgasms with a phone lolololololol o vibration yes yes !!!!!
johncenawwe10 4 years ago 2
SUPER GAY
ACORONAO 4 years ago
Jeez its ur new iphone open it with some excitment.......
npm93 4 years ago
fuck u gay ass !
DBOY1006 4 years ago
you wont to fuck him?
lovedump88 4 years ago
nice!
bulletboy88 4 years ago
whoa get off the box's tip.
angelicricky 4 years ago
DAT SUMM MUDAFUKIN SHYiit LOLZ,,,NAW FORREALZ...U SOUND GAY ASS HELL.......AND I AINT KOOL WITH DAT SHYit....
Rangepure7 4 years ago
wow dude sounding like you was gettin off on ur phone wen u pulled the plastic off, but lol you say u gon hide ur stach in there?? nice!! lol
stonepiece18 4 years ago
ur a loser u can chilll out and its not that delicate u were pulling out the plastic part like it was a gem! or some thing expensive.
funkojunko 4 years ago
dude stop felling the box try felling a girl it will feel so much better
kunalhuhu 4 years ago
guess whos a virgin lol hes a mobilesexual
3muskiteers666 4 years ago
why didnt you show us the at&t bag that it came in?
PoweredByFood 4 years ago
It feels so good. It's what sealed???? Foam lined box. It's beautiful. I think....Ohhhhh, It's so sexy.
paintballfreak678 4 years ago
jees stop jacking off the box and open it
luke6494 4 years ago
he didnt say anything cus he thought i'd be bigger:p
kikymanwoman 4 years ago
lol
kikymanwoman 4 years ago
LOL he was really enjoying opening the box but when he got to the iphone he didnt say anything. ?
PoweredByFood 4 years ago
I know right????
paintballfreak678 4 years ago
maybe he just bought the phone to get to the box!!! lol
AnGeLpHo3NiX 4 years ago 8
LMFAO,
your right
hes like
_Touches
it feels soo goood;)
thats kinda freaky
lieandapply 3 years ago
When I got my iPhone I ripped the plastic off and rushed it to the computer as fast as I could.
gamedude593 4 years ago
C'mon, open it faster!!!
FANTIFALFANTASY 4 years ago
ITS A PHONE
Coala911 4 years ago
i want a iPhone now =/
StephIsTheBizznitch7 4 years ago 3
lmao 'foam lined box' xD
congrats on the phone lol :]
StephIsTheBizznitch7 4 years ago
it feels so good? why? is it fucking you? lol
brunosembrano 4 years ago
y didnt u tear just the plastic off like every1 else?
LT2XI 4 years ago
Do you really need an inscisor???? i mean come on
paintballfreak678 4 years ago
Gee, I don't know dude, whatever floats one's boat I guess. Do you really need to shoot your buddies in the ass with a gun full of paint filled balls?
brandjunkie 4 years ago
OH YEAH : )
paintballfreak678 4 years ago
Foam lined box..
lkmeq 4 years ago
ahah when you ripped off the plastic thing off the iphone you sounded like a poorn star who was getting blowed , so jerk off on your phone biatch
adrianalimalover 4 years ago
hahaha his stash. lol
bulletboy88 4 years ago
this is sooo funny, congrats on the iphone and thx for making me laugh so much lol
lfcjimbo 4 years ago
wow, you are praising the fucking box...
thats so awesome
cboyle4 4 years ago
i could take it out faster with my feet
klessbaby 4 years ago
comon wtf, its sounds like u had more pleasure from the box than u would with ya wife.
fuck head.
dreadstormer 4 years ago
it sounds like you like the box more than the iphone
freedho 4 years ago
he sounds like he hes having when hes opening it
Herik141 4 years ago
Exactly bro get a life its not Jesus its iPhone i hope you drop it.
UH OOHHHH i said that now dont go to mommy and cry
John103193 4 years ago
hahahah i reckon
rabihzaidan 4 years ago
Mmmmmmm....Loser? It looked like some sort of ceremony, but...IT IS JUST A DAMN PHONE!
juanmawho 4 years ago
You look (and sound) like Jim Cuddy...
Anyone ever tell you that?
lindadoreenhickslode 4 years ago
holy by the time you got the plastic off the box i would have that shit open with the phone on already lol
thechalkman20 4 years ago
*sigh* *zzzzz* Did you open it yet?
iPhone135 4 years ago
Dude... it's just a phone, don't have an orgasm. Everyone thinks the phone is so great just because it's by apple. Ugh, this video annoyed me... just open it already!
RainCryer 4 years ago
i would rip it open like a 8 year old on x-mas day. and not act in that orgasm way
seravok 4 years ago
man why the hell is he being so careful???!!! when i get expensive shit i just rip it out of the box.
LedZeppelinRushFloyd 4 years ago
bein a bit careful there aint u
joedavies11 4 years ago
lol orgasm jk but i had one when i opened my MacBook Pro
tntproductionsinc 4 years ago
that was soooo funny!!! he starte like so carefull then when he took the plastic off he like riped it off! ahahahaa!!!!!!!!! 999999999/5
Magicianxox 4 years ago
Some people are just so weird.
rhcpguitarar 4 years ago
"It feels so good"
Seems like you could jack off to the iPhone. I pity you. Being all careful taking off the plastic off the case
ilovemangoo 4 years ago
lol your going so slow i would be tearing that shit open
NoTaTtHiScHoOl 4 years ago
HAHAHA he is having an orgasm!! haha if feeeeeeelsss sooooo gooooddd !! ahhhhhhhhhhhhh
jemm0021 4 years ago
lol your having an orgasm!! haha get a girl man..!
Uscababuska 4 years ago
nice vid but enough with the orgasms
IrOnMeNBALLER 4 years ago
yea... um i think u and the iphone need a room cuz pretty soon ur gonna stick ur dick in the headphone jack.
fahsa1 4 years ago
looks like ur gonna have an orgaism on a studpid choice for a phone when u could get an n95 like me
fahsa1 4 years ago
your a tool. iphone sucks shit.
jpszink 4 years ago
i thought he broke it when he took the plastic off of the iphone
BADsnack1 4 years ago
Hey..good that he can afford it an all..im not rich an all..but i am gettng one in a couple of weeks..so credit cards can do wonders..but god this dude acts like hes having an orgasm..its pathetic..sad..its just a fuckin phone..i mean i know when i get my phone im going to open it in a hurry because i want that thing in my hands..but whatever..its just really sad..lol..
veronica104 4 years ago
More people than the entire population of my town have watched this video. Excellent!
mamaobvious 4 years ago
its a new thing!!! a phone
okkinuriku 4 years ago
idk whats funnier, the video or the comments people are leaving
xotheusedguyox 4 years ago
so damm funy vid i must rate this a 5
Blazerelf 4 years ago
best unboxing video i've seen so far.
h00sha 4 years ago
i got one too dude how do you like it?... i must say though i did not open it that slowly and carefuly i mean its not like ur defusing a bomb or anything ha sick vid though hope u like it i kno i do
xxSt3w14xx 4 years ago
Hey xxst3, how's it goin?
I'm totally diggin' the iPhone. Surfing the web, loading songs, pics and contacts is fun...it's all right here and I'm connected to fun stuff.
Others have mentioned the bomb thing too. I wanted to take my time and show how cool the packaging was. Man, that box fits tight, huh?
brandjunkie 4 years ago
iPhones are such a rip-off. They cost almost as much as if not as much as a PS3! And yet a PS3 is so much more entertaining.
Yondaime105 4 years ago
I'd rather have a Helio Ocean than an iPhone.
DudeManGuy1019 4 years ago
dude he is so lucky i want one of those so badly coming up for my bday in august but i just got a ipod video a week ago so prob not :(
ryanmillerrox 4 years ago
at 2:17 it looks like he broke it
sixthnproud 4 years ago
asshole(s)
CyrilCeez 4 years ago
how do they hermetically seal a box?
mophergole 4 years ago
wtf is up with these apple people when they unbox something???
they look like they are taking apart a bomb
stankinlincoln 4 years ago
what a waste of money, dude!
jdkings 4 years ago
500 dollars !
WTF !
jujufrodo 4 years ago
"it feels sooooooooooooo good"
LakerForever24 4 years ago
hahahaahaha dude its just a phone
tv8605 4 years ago
u joined the 29th to show off your iphone lol.. normal cells are faster to use .. but hey if u got the money go ahead.. every will die 1 day ..
njrotcdude 4 years ago
nvm my last coment i did it bbefore watching vid he realy sounded wierd and was just a phone
Blazerelf 4 years ago
should of kept the screen protector on
Finnegani 4 years ago
peeling that thing off is always the best part, but I didnt peel my Ipod's cuz I dont want it to get scratched
0622tiffany 4 years ago
AHHHHH IM Goin To Get One! In LIKE 2Days OMG! X_X
121emokid121 4 years ago
not*
AmandaLove001 4 years ago
no he makes himself sound that way.
by making weird comments *yeaaa* *ohhhh*
how does that no sound sexual? I guess your some dumbass who knows the unboxing video guy
thats why your sticking up for him
AmandaLove001 4 years ago
Yeah i regret to inform you that all you immature morons have turned it into a sexual thing and because of your warped perception thats all it has become now. good job.
timmyslave 4 years ago
The marketing machine at Apple has done a good job at identifying their target. Many 15 to twentysomething dudes posting on this video. If they do understand the various other readings of the message they can't seem to get past the gut instinct to make it a sexual thing. Youtube is voyeuristic by nature. That's what makes it so interesting. People project their own bias and meaning and that's what makes it fun. Thanks everyone for posting the good, bad and perverted. Scoreboard.
brandjunkie 4 years ago
teh yr jelouse thats all i bet some guys here mayber thinking u read their mind timmyslave about wat they r doing lol
Blazerelf 4 years ago
Everyone on here who posted a negative comment is obviously a spawn of a crackhead piece of white trash. I have never seen such a large group of hypocritical retards jammed into one place before. Gimme a break, calling him a nerd and whatnot. DUDE, you are watching a video called "unboxing my new apple iphone" you have no room to accuse anyone of being nerdy in any way. You are probably sitting at the public computer in the library with some cheap porn minimized in the background.
timmyslave 4 years ago
oh yea timmyslave
we are all white trash
*rolls eyes*
I dont think hes a nerd but I do think hes a perve who gets off on unboxing a phone. I mean hes making all these weird sexual noises and you expect no one not to say anything?
ya ok
AmandaLove001 4 years ago
What about the Flaws?
prophetofsorrow 4 years ago
Everything on there is priceless. if he scratches the plastic he will lose $100
DarkChocolatejr 4 years ago
this dude's creamin his pants over a phone!!!
blastair12 4 years ago
he was cutting the plastic all nice and shit.
AnimeLive00 4 years ago
shows someones a virgin
alexthebrit 4 years ago
this guy is a loser, uses a knife? opens it all carefully.. sad
littlekid122 4 years ago
ur a retard. "it feels so gooood"LOL! gotta hot date with it
outerlimits51 4 years ago
an exacto knife, wtf are u serious, its plastic wrapping nad why u have to have orgasm over the feelign of teh box. why did u post this video of u embaraasing ur self. you should expect some negative comments for actign like a fuack
secret222 4 years ago
your gonna get fuck just like the ipods fucked everyone theres gonna b a new iphone out really soon
rover2land 4 years ago
You idiots need to get a woman, I have never in my life seen as many idiots in my life, you want to know what an idiot looks like? anyone who is walking around with one of those
motorhead1971 4 years ago
All U Dummies Dat Payed $500 For A Phone And Post Videos Of Unpacking Da Stupid Thing Are Pricks, U Guys Get So Hyped Up About A Phone And Probally Crap Ur Pants
nycvillian212 4 years ago
that iphone is fucking sexy!!!!
jameswithaxe 4 years ago
wow, your nice to your phone!
kovu159 4 years ago
Congrats Brandjunkie! Judging by the moronic comments by most of the pre-pubescent posters, it is obvious that sex does indeed sell, and even though you were simply unpacking your iphone, the depraved, idiotic masses automatically were aroused by it and posted forthwith their intelligent and correctly spelled comments! HA!
mamaobvious 4 years ago
u r a fag
kickthebass 4 years ago
F U STONER
ieatwiteoutforfun 4 years ago
rofl, i dont even need to say anything, everybody else already did. Its funny though how gentle people are, when 3 months from now your just gonna toss it onto your bed and bump it around like nothing.
kickthebass 4 years ago
Nice man, congratulations with the iPhone :D
isandervanbeek 4 years ago
i like how you all rip on him, especially after looking at some of your profiles... At least he has the money for the phone, and doesn't put videos of some guy slapping a white girls ass on youtube. but hey, everyone can be a thug on the net, and im sure half of you are 13 or younger
mannymix03 4 years ago
what was that sigh? did he come?
1StOfDecember 4 years ago
I was thinking the same thing
ieatwiteoutforfun 4 years ago
wtf gay boy fuck the phone you inerd
krazyblakk 4 years ago
Why don't you and the phone get a fucking room?
Lassoon 4 years ago
you are a geek
pedroalcibia 4 years ago
Hermedically sealed...Shut the fuck up!!
Wabals 4 years ago
ARGH you are so lucky you have the money for one.
willlookout 4 years ago
why do you make that "grunt" as if you just got off by taking it out of the box?
lmfao
AmandaLove001 4 years ago
hes a nerd:| ok
A69GOLDHAWK 4 years ago
I think he wants to screw the fucking phone
AmandaLove001 4 years ago
i love how the mood is killed when the plastic sporadically pops off the iPhone, lol.
csyrgrs 4 years ago
ohhh it feels so good.
if there was not video only audio you would know wat to think. "foam lined box"
jonathan06ftw 4 years ago
you lucky bastard.
supradude7891 4 years ago
rofl dude make sure you have a condom on when your using that thing.
Maazisrock 4 years ago
U sounds soo fhkinh turned on im about to puke! And u treat it like its a fhking A-bomb! Its a phone biiiaatch! Just crack it open!
kalenen 4 years ago
haha he said isnt that sexy he needs some help
megadeathdrummer 4 years ago
WAt a tard--they make the iphone for less than what u bought it for they make it for 100 and u buy it for 500!! Just goes to show that ppl go nuts for anything they see---if the iphone went to the bathroom for me so i wouldnt have to then id buy it--ur gonna probaly get bored of it and or drop it and lose 500$--he probably gonna take it to sleep and replace it with his wife
0wn3r0fa11 4 years ago
this prick is able to get orgasms from a phone, simply amazing!
Azngamer2006 4 years ago
dude i wouldve taken that crap apart in 5 seconds..look at how i did it
RecaroSeatsCHICK 4 years ago
You actually had an orgasm whenn you "peel" the screen plastic, right?
VediaMac 4 years ago
00:33 - 'it feels so good'
LMAO!
gadg3tboi321 4 years ago
LOL!
virgogirl8 4 years ago
cool
taekwonner 4 years ago
he felt absolutely orgasmic
keremusan 4 years ago
Lol this is orgasmic.
camillezajac 4 years ago
hes sucha dork with his exacto knife and persision
shadowelite141 4 years ago
he's probably gonna resell it in internet ;-)
sorvoloriddle 4 years ago
Correct spelling. He's such a dork with his exacto knife, and precision.
Jere9my9uh 4 years ago
wow, your cool... i hope one day i can be as cool as you, and correct peoples grammar on the internet in my spare time.
kickthebass 4 years ago
yea srsly hes just as bad as the dude on this vid
shadowelite141 4 years ago
Was that an exacto knife? How efficient lol
Placidbathwater 4 years ago
u took 2:55mins to unpack the iphone, i would've done it in 55secs or less ;)
gadg3tboi321 4 years ago