King's Quest V - Ways to Lose - Part 1

[areckelh]

The sound file King Graham falling makes me laugh every time. I want it as a ring tone!

[areckelh]

If only this game had the narrator of KQ6, it would be way more awesome in my book.

[darkdill]

4:19 - "Dying for a drink, Graham?" *Graham sobs at such a terrible pun*

My sentiments exactly. But then again, it's a case of "so bad, it's good".

[Daggerkein]

YARRR, the Mighty River!!!

[WorldChallenge]

Graham can swim in KQ1 and KQ2

[shadyparadox]

@WorldChallenge He's sunk without a parser to tell him to do so.

[heystaish]

haha I can't believe I used to play this as a little kid. I think I died each way possible.

[crystalphoenixalpha1]

*Graham falls off cliff near hag*

Graham: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!

*thud*

Uh oh! Watch out for those drop-offs, Graham!

[onpon4]

Some of the forest deaths (the ones from the plants and spider) don't seem to work on ScummVM at the moment. That sucks...

[shadyparadox]

@onpon4 They only show when it's impossible to solve the forest. You can either leave the honey or bottle behind, or you can run out of emeralds.

[onpon4]

@shadyparadox Ah, OK. That explains it then.

[Nonamearisto]

Is it just me, or does every screen have a way to die? xD

[frkygy]

*dies of thirst* "Dying of thirst Graham" -.-

[squall600]

does anyone think the intro part of the song sounds alot like happy gilmore tee-ing off

[squall600]

im downloading the first 3 remakes online

[THELASTREDMAGE]

if i was graham i would have eaten cedrick

[charmedmagic92]

The narrator sounds like John Goodman...

[Kirathewolf1]

Imagine if life WAS like that, if you couldn't even do the simplest of tasks like walking to the store without getting rubbed out by innkeepers, being accused of being a spy or an intruder. and ultimately walking into chasms and witches!

The demand for Cedrics would go through the roof!

[Linkjoy123]

DYING FOR A DRINK GRAHAM?!?!

[HBKFuckingOwns]

THIS time rub him out for good.

[blackm4niac]

Why the fuck would you walk into a chasm... or a raging river?

[squall600]

thumbs up if screwattack brought you here. screw that narrator and his cheezy one hit liners.

[Mundane05]

8:31 epic scream

[squall600]

lol the bear suckerpunched him

[LucySkyz]

This entire family can't swim. What is wrong with them? :S

[sedm3553]

@LucySkyz Actually, Rosella can swim in KQIV. And King Grahame can swim (in KQIII). In KQ VII Valanice kind of did swim, as she did jump into a pond to follow Rosella. I presume that here King Graham dies for the same reason that Alexander dies if you make him go into water - strong currents.

[Treblaine]

I don't know which is worse, the deaths or the terrible puns

[GregEdgar88]

3:29 That was unBEARable, Graham's fighting skills are apPAWling.

[MackenzieMcKenzie]

I think I'd throw myself head-first in the water too, if I had that dang owl following me everywhere...

[Whackjood]

Thank you for this video.

WHO ARE YOU? A SPY!!

[SpootyBiscuit]

4:20 Even Graham, about to picked apart by vultures, has to stop and facepalm at the horrible death puns.

[ilovenorman3393]

Lol.

BEE seeing you!

Get it because they're -!

Uhh, yeah :P

[NextGeneration247]

OMG! The death at 6:08 was EXACTLY like the book endings in Myst!!!

[Teiji89]

At 5:18 was Graham being sarcastic?? Lol.

[Avesetsuna]

THIS. Is incredible. I played this game back when I was 7 or 8 years old and I was always killed by the scorpion in the desert. I could never figure it out. I really want to play this now xD Great game.

[FoxForever90]

Toadally off guard. What...

[KenshiNewgrounds]

BEE seeing you. *Facepalm*

[dubs19842009]

5 people didn't know better than to feed the bears.

[duneratz22]

5:18 stupidest thing graham has ever done

[JStryker47]

Seems ironic that the narrator warns you against feeding the bears, when that actually turns out to be the right thing to do.

[SirSarendor]

4:39 Possibly the most out of place line I have ever seen. And one of the silliest ones.

[BSODProductionz]

Easily one of the best games i've ever played growing up.

[Li9uidMang0]

Wow, Graham gets washed away by a six-foot deep stream. And he'll just launch himself off the side of a cliff without thinking twice.

Graham sucks!

[akrug79]

"Bee-fore you bother the bumblebees, remember they can bother you back." -QFGIII

[lisam1987]

Does anyone else hate that stupid owl? LOL

[Zeuts85]

LOL. Oh this brings back memories! Like the time I made Graham fall into a pit about 15 times in a row just because I thought his scream was hilarious. . . Yeah I had too much time on my hands.

[JLAEBB]

Excuse me, but what is a smart move for graham to make?

[shadyparadox]

@JLAEBB Make Cedric go first.

[HAP3E]

@shadyparadox i dont have this episode but if u die if u go in the celler then how did the death after that happen?

[shadyparadox]

@HAP3E You're supposed to go into the cellar. But if you don't have the means to become untied, then the game ends there.

[BigSmoke2222]

4:06 god that music it plays when you die of dehydration... Always scared the shit outta me, I'd be walking to the next screen, suddenly, i'd walk to the middle of the screen and die.

[Soulforge00]

6:10 Now YOU spend the next 500 years in a butthole!

[bogercs]

Well that genie sure is no Robin Williams!

[BigSmoke2222]

"Don't worry graham, the innkeeper will soon put you out of your misery" o.O??? LOL great deaths tho, classic game

[MrNobody425]

Scorpion wins. FATALITY

[pseudonamex2]

Wow the narrators puns are TERRIBLE and yet hilarious!

[bewts420]

@pseudonamex2 Best part of the game imo

[Warrior1984100]

I have played KQ5 in the past, and have survived the Dark Forest, but I don't remember ever been attacked by the spider or being eaten by those so-called Venus Fly Traps that are actually carnivorous and eat human flesh. I wasn't even sure that you could die that way.

[corjonbett]

@Warrior1984100 That happens if you screw yourself over, by either not having what you need to escape, or by wasting the emeralds without using the honeycomb first.

[mlwy45]

@72yugimaster Hellhound scene for which game, I think Uninvited and Shadowgate had there own deaths for both. The hellhound in Shadowgate startled me at first...pretending to be a lady that needs help...(Throw arrow if wondering, yes THROW the arrow).

[72Yugimaster]

@mlwy45 The one from Uninvited. The closeup looked more like a bear than a hellhound.

[mlwy45]

@72yugimaster I have actually played and beaten that game, the game overs were more spine chilling and creepy rather than brutal bloody and full of sick twisted stuff. It was a fun game though made by the same people that made Shadowgate.

[72Yugimaster]

@mlwy45 I got scarred for life by the hellhound death scene.

[Ducksrule123]

2:20 HAHAHAHAHAHAAHA he just walks right back in

[n64dudeman]

HAHAHAHAH I remember getting trampled by those guys at 4:40

[Veke99]

4:35 GRAHAM IS SPY

[OOcloud36]

5:16 "Thanks again for all your help." LOL

Huh, I did not know the carnivorous plant in the lost forest can eat you.

[sagesaria]

Bear: I AM A MAN!

[Ekidna2000]

i really, really don't like the music that gets played, when "textie" appears... that melody is simple, but f***ing creepy T^T

[ShuppetMaster]

My god there so many cruel ways to die in this game!

[ManekiNeko1972]

Never trust a bad "buy", Graham? I think someone needs to fix a typo =)

[mlwy45]

To this day I'm still trying to find the most brutal, bloody, gorey game overs that will haunt me even if i don't own the game at all...so far I found only one or two games that are older, waxworks. does anyone else know of any game overs such as the things i described (don't point out newer games...censorship has loosen since then. I mean older games with nightmare giving game overs.

[72Yugimaster]

@mlwy45 The nes game Uninvited has some terrible game overs. Go ahead and check it out.

[OrangeBandanna]

"NO GRAHAM DON'T"

It's not like you can't.

[krane6457]

innkeeper: rub 'im out.

guy behind graham: *thud* BOOM! HEADSHOT!!!

[WingmanVWXYZ]

5:27 Maybe you could pick up sneaking lessons in your next life.

6:54 Well Graham, that really toad you a lesson. Witch way to go from here?

7:25 We know you like plants a lot, we just didn't know you like them THAT much, Graham.

9:02 What was the hole purpose of doing that?

[WingmanVWXYZ]

Its been a year ago since I posted on this vid. Think I got a few more ones.

0:40 Thats what you get for snaking around.

3:37 That was extremely un-bearable.

4:25 Want a drink? We also have desert.

5:03 This is NOT what all true warrios knife for.

[RockLeeWOW]

Whos the bad guy in this game? the narrator?!

[hindrik64]

I think i acctually prefer the version with just text and not the voices.

Might just be nostalgia though.

[terrycrewser4th]

@hindrik64

Just a matter of preference really. I grew up with both versions of the game and I prefer the voices.

[Kmeishart101]

@ 4:41

It says "Never trust a bad guy, Graham" and you have "Never trust a bad buy Graham." Just thought you should know.

[qmastic]

LMAO HEL FELL AND SAID AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHH idk y thats funny

[DStalnaker13]

I feel like Horatio Cain should be saying some of these puns complete with the Who Are You music

"Graham should know better" *Shades* "Than to keep things bottled up inside"

YAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Negative365]

LOL 5:17  Thanks agin for all your help

who are you? a spy!!

[nate51778]

UGH. I'm getting sick of all the narrator's stupid puns. But at least I don't have to listen to the owl again...

[OneTrueBelmont]

Why is Rosella the only person in this family who can swim?

[OneTrueBelmont]

Why is Rosella the only person in this family who can swim?

[Sandals62]

3:33 FALCON PAAAAWNNNCH

[vaati000]

I thought all of those "falling into the river" deaths were all one really long river the first time I saw this. Whoops.

[haxter1234]

that inn keeper is one cold piece of work

[ShadowMissrouti]

lol, 0:50 to 1:10 just look like a fail montage

[rhiannon650]

the owl never helps all he does is say Im too chicken shit I think I will wait here.

[nuroe1]

Lol 8:52 such a pleasant tune ARRRRRRRRRRRGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

[Shishizurui]

omg 834 was the best

- i also find the bear smacking him funny

[ChildOfDanu]

I hated the desert...

[Ryuukazi]

"Thanks again, for all your help... :)"

"WHO ARE YOU?! A SPY!"

*stab*

LOLOLOL

[Ryuukazi]

THE PUNS ARE SO BAD! But I loved this game lol

[ThreeEyedPea]

NO GRAHAM DONT!!!!!

[templar19]

Graham is either profoundly unlucky or has the IQ of a nudibranch.

[Rainbowdragon2]

But it was the player making the decision not Graham wasn;t it? Or am I being to technical?

[templar19]

I know...I was making a funny.

[Hienric]

that wasnt a smart move graeme

BEE seeing you!

ha ha ha!

[Hienric]

ha ha ha him drowning is great!

the owl just watches...

[dellesfy]

Frankly, I think the innkeeper is more evil than Mordack -- at least Mordack had a motive for what he did. The innkeeper? A simple "Rub him out!" with NO explanation or hint of danger, or chance to just run out. I wonder how many people he "rubbed out" since he opened the joint...

[Kahran042]

I think it's that Graham had overhead something he shouldn't have.

[thegameulost]

@dellesfy

Graham heard too much. It wouldn't do to let him go rat them out to the po po.

[rekrul]

the innkeeper shoulda added a "no homo" afterwards

[funkymonk2k8]

I wonder how he keeps the place open when he kills all his customers.

[nomorenigsplease]

@dellesfy I bet he and his posse rub each other out frequently.

[Ryuukazi]

@dellesfy Rub out dellesfy!

[sedm3553]

@dellesfy well if you listen carefully, I think he is discussing a robbery or a crime of some sort with the other men. He must have had King Graham 'rubbed out' so that he wouldn't tell the authorities about their evil plans.

[JosephCollins]

8:32 - That has to be the best "falling to your death" scream I have ever heard!

[DoodMan7392]

@JosephCollins

 it kinda sounds like homer in the beginning =P

[KendallHartz]

I know right? I love it. Graham is the Scream King just like how Jamie Lee Curtis is the scream queen! XD

[elfgirl931]

@JosephCollins

lmao my brother used to play this game and make him fall off the cliff over and over just to hear the scream!

[FamousDave2186]

Damn that bear has a mean right hook.

[FamousDave2186]

Thanks for telling me that. That was pretty funny.

[thegameulost]

thanks.

[logancmrn]

@FamousDave2186 FALCON, PUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNCH!!

[spscotto]

I remember getting this for my 5th birthday. Good God I hated playing this game! It's funny for a laugh nowadays, but when you're actually trying to stay alive, it's so unfair.

[EvilChicobo]

"Dying for a drink Graham?" Is still my favorite lol.

[cartoonfan1920s]

Thanks for posting this video!

I much prefer the floppy version when Graham drowns it says

"This Ain't No Swimmin Hole!"

[barry25364]

Sierra did a gret job making puns of your death mistakes!

[Jonny2579]

wow the narrator is a bitch...

[PakarRhoy]

That wasn't a very smart move, Graham.

[benjrh]

Its SO easy to die.

[XHeiko]

Did he just say "toadally off guard"?

[benjrh]

Yes... Yes he did. :\

[pawel1818]

Tiddlywinks ??

[juufa72]

The narrator's puns remind me of the Dukes of Hazzard.

[XHeiko]

Bees seen you!

[TOJoe3000]

'Thanks again for all your help'

LOL

[darkzero297]

lol, I can just imagine a group of developers making ways to die in this game.

[LucySkyz]

The whole Graham's family can't swim... they almost ALWAYS die when falling to water!

[Mysticgamer]

Rosella could swim in part 4...must have been fairy magic.

[axemranger]

Also, 8:32 and 8:57 made me laugh so hard...

"AHHHHHHHH....."

[axemranger]

I love how the bear doesn't maul Graham, but stands on two feet and PUNCHES him out cold. Hilarious. XD

[HllywHulk91]

ok, from 2:25 to 2:50, sierra couldn't make Graham smart enough to just dodge out of the place? haha. That wasn't a very smart move alright...to just stand there and get yourself back in the hole that is.

[demonofhiddenmist]

Graham should really consider learning to swim.

[TRohr]

This video deserves more views....

[WingmanVWXYZ]

Thanks again for all your help xD

'The man plunged a knife in you. Looks like politeness got the best of you'

'Do you really bee-lieve you could get past the bees like that?'

3:55 'Ouch, that has got to sting'

6:23 'That wasn't such a genie-us move, don't you think, Graham?'

I just love making my own puns about these death scenes

[HyperSonicXtreme]

6:23 Who knew a genie could be such a bitch LOL!!

Now picture the blue genie from Disney's Aladdin doing that

[2BadGanje]

Indeed - thanking the person who frees him by imprisoning him in the bottle? What an ungrateful little prick!

[WingmanVWXYZ]

Or something like: The man has made a very good and sharp point.....in your face

XD

[HyperSonicXtreme]

5:57 LOL!!

[WingmanVWXYZ]

It would be funny if it said SOCKO!!

whenever u got punched by the bear.

XD

[Trisnowda]

this game is fucking sweet, it took like 6 months to beat

[Alsaice]

Where Graham drops off the edge near the witch, she must have been like "Sweet, I can't kill him but he's dumb enough to kill himself!" :D

[Djdave]

when graham falls off the edges at the end is fucking hilarious. Epic screams holy fuck !

[Siyko]

"Thanks again for all your help" - I swear this place the wrong sound file or something - you have never met this guy before!

[akrug79]

LOL

[viletone84]

I love the scream at 8:32

[viletone84]

Good Lord, can't these people fucking swim?

[akrug79]

Nope, the Daventry's were never taught...LOL

[HBKFuckingOwns]

never trust a bad guy graham. lol

[enricoI]

I didn't know there were so many ways you could die with the witch.

[AlbanianMan]

My favorite one was the one at 5:16 where Graham attempts to thank the bandit and the bandit ends up stabbing him in the fucking head!

[TheRainbowLover]

In the text version of King's Quest 5 when Graham gets killed by the plants the narrator says "Well it looks like Grham is having a vine time now!"

[DKaidian]

Love how Graham just stands there when the bandits start walking towards him (and again when the desert bandit wakes up and threatens to kill him.)

[viewtifulboy]

That narrator makes puns like his life depends on it.

[ryegitarista25]

KIMS QUEST

[VideoGaming4Dummies]

Gee, that bear sure can throw a punch.... LOL.

[akrug79]

Yeah, he got coldcocked!

[OptiMystic8]

"Bees sting you."

Wisdom for the ages

[GameMaster2k5]

"Bee" seeing you.

[maesejesus]

wow... with all this deaths the player will sense useless...