Russell Peters Comedy - REAL FUNNY (N) WORD

[rahmanroni]

@onedollarcan Um.........this was 3 years ago. What rock have you been living under?

[TheSirPrise]

@ProfessorBibble LOL!...no

[goldenuploader]

i uploaded this video :)

[kstarek1]

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[Akiithebest]

NIGGA!

[pootcacti05]

hahahhaha MONDAYS!!! lol!!!

[PPanther1991]

black,white,yellow,red , the most important we are humans :)

fuck "Racism"

thumb up if you feel me

[Applebite966]

@PPanther1991 red???

[Hyunikil]

mondays HAHAHA 

[ayayay101]

Thumbs up if you're watching this in 2057.

[knowledgeiswhatsup]

You know this corny comedian must be black if he is supposed to be half white! Shit, he is darker than me!

[JayGLiteHarlem]

I am stealing that joke.

[TsukiNaito1]

He's funny, but I don't like people saying all white people are racist. Racist need to die and I can say that with pale skin.

[djmagx]

@TsukiNaito1 Calmmmmm down. It's a joke. Smile. :)

[TsukiNaito1]

@djmagx Oh, I wasn't getting upset, I was laughing histarically throughout the whole thing :). I was just making the statement b/c some people actually believe it.

[TheEXpothead]

i watching this in year 2927.

[TheEXpothead]

i watching this in year 2927.

[nuderudenoob]

thumbs up if ur watching this with your eyes open.

[potatoman08]

HE'S GOT A POINT. the n word is a noun Rofl

[emptycell]

He is very funny but this one was a doozy

[xbigxevilx]

this guy is fucking funny!!!

[jmanguba1313]

hahaha his black guy impression was on point.

[spartan117898]

3:28 is funny

[StereoAssassin]

lol @ "the vinegar"

[rocknrollporn]

HACK!! 

[scancool]

he calls them fuking mondays and everyone laugh, unbelievable

[premmark1]

i want to be like russel peters.

[MurrayBoyC10]

... Dawm did he really just say nigger in a room full black people? That takes balls

[TVInformative]

@MurrayBoyC10 what's the big deal? If you are colored you can say the n word in front of blacks and you get a pass. Any colored folks can say it and be ok, now if you lack color like the Caucasian persuasion saying the n word. then we have a problem. I don't use the n word at all though.

[DeronKings]

thumbs up if ur human



[sming01]

niggers lie rape cheat and steal

[kayrow]

@sming01 so does every other race. what else is new?

[buddy2013197]

@sming01 agreed

[amazingdany]

Nigga's extremely funny.

[iammeakame]

xD LOLOL

[blinkme478]

"They don't even know we're doing it. WA HAHA"

[hectorluis1331]

That man is totally funny lol

[Hamoudi007]

whats dune coon?

[nahianxx]

@Hamoudi007 dune coon donuts



[TEJASN324]

chinese whaatttt ? :D

[ishisbananas]

took me a few seconds to get the vinegar joke...lol! "not being racist is the new racism" Jeff Winger

[blahhhx876]

I'm asian and I'm not afraid of the word nigger. Being afraid of a word just gives power to the people who are 'allowed' to use the word. I just don't say it in public so I won't get charged for it.

[101feven101]

@blahhhx876 how would you feel if someone called you a "chink"? You'd probably get mad about that right? well the n word has an even worse history so I suggest you stfu. It's not a "power" thing, it's a respect thing

[MrA6teen]

This nigga is a fukkn genious ahaha

[dowopp22]

That shyt waz hella funny....dune coon lmao

[deadorrgonee]

Thosee nigaass aree crazyy ;)



[Sackrider5000]

that guy has balls to do jokes like that on def jam, but i guess he pulled it off. reminds me though about that south park episode: With Apologies to Jesse Jackson

[sunnypunjabiputtar]

naga has nothing to do with 'negro'.

Have you seen those people.They're tibeto-burman.slit-eyes.

black people I like you but you're not indian and indins aren't you.

Some indians look black but they ave different DNA.Caucasoid n ot sub saharan african.

google caucasian.

[deokha]

What's a doon koon?

[amar1989]

@deokha lol... its 'dune coon'. Dune as in sand and coon as in .... well you get the picture.

[IndoPsychoticAwliya]

@deokha pronounced dune coon..=sand nigger

[jqtcc]

Na Ge (chinese pronounced nigguh) = THAT THING

[CashBox42]

YOUR INDIAN ARABS ARE SEMITES RACE GROUP OF CAUCASIAN FAMILY

NIGGERS = BLACK ONLY, AND NO MORE

[deokha]

Nobody likes Mondays and all the white people laughing but black people are saying ooooo

[jason1309]

vinegar LMAO

[nddlj]

Russell Peters, the only non-black man in the world who can say the "N" word to a stadium full of black people and not get offended.

[knowledgeiswhatsup]

@nddlj: Does Peters really look non-black to you?

[knowledgeiswhatsup]

I hate when other types of blacks come before blacks, act like they are different from them (in their minds), then acts as if the only way to relate to the audience is to swear to them and them talk about them for his routine. If you noticed, his whole routine said "I am not black, but I look it, and you people are niggers." He effectively came out there and called blacks niggers throughout his whole routine!

[djmagx]

@knowledgeiswhatsup Laugh or Leave. Stop being such a hater.

[RaptorsHood]

@knowledgeiswhatsup who cares man just laugh it off. At least russell peters aint white. If he was he'd probably be dead a long time ago...

[knowledgeiswhatsup]

@RaptorsHood: He is half white and not funny.

[RaptorsHood]

@knowledgeiswhatsup he's not half white are u retarded? his father is from india and he was born and raised in brampton. Your the stupidest person alive if u dont think he's funny. Every person i know finds him funny, your just being a little overprotective fag. He makes fun of every race yours isn't any different. Your probably one of those idiots who finds those jokes on the back of bubble gum wrappers funny.

[knowledgeiswhatsup]

@RaptorsHood: He is not funny because he is not funny. Canadians are not funny or cool.

[RaptorsHood]

@knowledgeiswhatsup thats what people who haven't visited canada say. Go back to iraq fucking terrorist

[knowledgeiswhatsup]

@RaptorsHood: I have been to Toronto, Montreal, Quebec City and Niagara. I would say that qualifies as having been to Canada! I live in the NYC area so we can go out there. What I saw out there were people under the British crown who did everything to be like the US - not the UK! You watched OUR TV channels, OUR sports, OUR college sports, OUR news, OUR movies, drove OUR cars, had OUR businesses etc. When you have your OWN, then you can talk!

[zbvvc]

@nddlj if brown people sais it no problem but if whites do it it get worse.

[TheEXpothead]

serpant king? on one of the top comments that doesn't sound nice, that sounds like reptilian aliens to me, u know the freemason belief for those who know enough about it. I dont care if u're a mason of not, becuz a true freemason worships lucifer and lucifer is a serpent.

[TheKilluminatii]

.........."nigga!"

[wbooker10]

no one like mondays ha ha

[moha7696]

Thanks KID haha

[Left0verCuRry]

shiiii mondaayyy

[1981WishBone]

MONDAYS 

[MrFan590]

thumbs up if ur watching this in 2011

[ELconchesumare]

@MrFan590 watching it in 2012 . Sorry

[ahsz2009]

@MrFan590

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhh ur siiiiiiiiick :P

[Jurricane3]

@MrFan590 no shit.

[091696g]

@MrFan590 thumbs up if you guys think, if this person don't know when and what year it is he/she is watching this , relax MrFan590 i'm just messing with you lol

[badtorpedo]

@MrFan590 :O how come all these likes??? I am still in 2010 sorry mr fan can't like ! ;)

[arjunchawdry]

just wanted to know if any black people thought this was a little harsh?

[kinglynx]

who or what is jethrow? 1:50

[vietsoldier01]

@kinglynx from what i understand i guess redneck? but im not sur

[SakuraSolidMarker]

monday

[YouJussGotCurbed]

i haved a xbox profile named dune koon for along time first time ive hears someone use it

[OhEmGeeitszHend]

okay, one, i didn't say anything offensive so you should probably watch your mouth and be a little more respectful because i ASKED you first. If you're gonna post information on here you should know that people are going to ask questions.

If you're trying to look like you're all knowing or something, then you just disrespected yourself by talking to me like i'm stupid.

Also, I don't think these languages are even related to each other in the way you're trying to portray it.

[OhEmGeeitszHend]

"dune coon" LMAO i'm gonna use that on my cousins now. That's great man. Thx Russell loool

[VideoUploaderTester]

Mondays

Niggers :)

[UTUBESUCK666]

Sorry: /watch?v=z_L7qoP17-w

[UTUBESUCK666]

I'm white and I loved it simply because it's mostly true and it was actually funny. Fortunately for me, my white lame people are getting less and less crazy, as Chris Rock so adequately put it: /watch?v=QzoGuy7vhJI

[urbenlegendkid]

this prick is a racist agaisnt white people .

[NoobfromANYWHERE1]

This guy is funny, but DAVE CHAPEL IS FUNNIER!!!!

[VideoUploaderTester]

LMFAO Niggers!

[SkISl0pE]

I hate Mondays!

[bros1513]

@beyondthepages, have u ever wondered the real reason white people get rasism. if their ancestors didn't keep the blacks as slaves, we (i'm black) wouldn't be trapped in ghetto neighborhoods and get mad at u guys, but black people do, because some white idiots won't stop, and never will. Anyways, don't take this the wrong way, it's not like i hate white people in general, but ur comment on russel peter's video was so...simple it made no sence. Blacks deserve a lot more than this, u know.

[iloveyouwhores]

@sublimerusty *facepalm* your making the rest of us look retarded. Wow nothing wins an argument like ignorance. Do me a favor google encycleapedia dramacica does this offend you. Open page scroll to bottom (mfw trollface.jpeg)

[jcsy52504]

i hate mondays too... :)

[wherearetheturtles]

russell peters got a lot of balls...and he got a lot of jokes...:D

[wangzeh]

Lol what the fuck is a Monday?! :P

[MrSuka19]

this so not funny... :/

[nzg01b23]

guys, calm down? Is a hilarius video, enjoy that instead of fighting! :-)

[beyondthepages]

you get racism even if you are white... it goes all ways.

[MrDumPaki]

Rofl

[MrKillerDolphins]

All these "I'm white and blah blah"...I'm white...The only unfair thing is that white stand up cats can't make the same jokes. That's unfair. Everything should be on an equal playing field. George Carlin had a great rant on that about Pryor and Eddie Murphy with the 'n' word. It must be on youtube-check it out! And all colors and ethnic backgrounds make fun of each other behind each others backs. And yes, not all white people are racists. But everyone is-just a bit, no?

[gorogawa]

he's right about the "sand niggers" thing. they're even making songs about it.

I don't know how youtube could leave such a racist video up on their website:

watch?v=TW6YOYyz9Qo

[SublimeRusty]

I'm white, (i'm not racist either...) and i've noticed that Black people are some of the most racist people on this earth, right on up there with the Islams. people think "all white people are racist"... hell no, that's such a god damn stereotype. Use your fuckin brains people, anyone can be racist, and with that said, there's a lot of people of all races, that are NOT racist.

[The1beatz]

@SublimeRusty do you seee islamic people burning the bible? no so stfu

[OhEmGeeitszHend]

@The1beatz LOL you means Muslims? 

[The1beatz]

@OhEmGeeitszHend haha yes ! my bad :P

[ethusiasm]

@SublimeRusty agree with you. now it seems like every time white people show some pride for their own race, they get accused for being racist. i'm not white but i feel it's unfair for you folks while people from other races can tell the whole world how proud they are without a problem. (simply being proud and racism with discriminating others are two vastly different things btw)

[GhettoDoughBoy]

Sucks when videos arent matched with audio.

[broncsfan24]

THANKS KID!!

[jocelynemigueldiaz]

i love mondays !!

[CronicAAA]

Glad he's born in canada

[BrandonTheEditor]

The guy below me was born for this video

[xXxIHateNiggersxXx]

vinigger

[mafiadondogg]

@xXxIHateNiggersxXx u hate niggers ,why?? because they have more style ? and i am not a black person ,just standing up for them because as a matter of fact everyone wanna be like them!

[KISHISHEV]

@mafiadondogg eliza dushku, nicole swcherzinger,kardashian, jlo, eva mendes/longoria, mariah carey, heidi klum, carmen electra, salma hayek, cheryl cole, rosie perez, rosallene sanchez, christina millan, cassie, beyonce, sweet suleika, mercedes hawkins, bernice burgos, jessica burcieagla, melyssa ford

Then you'll start to understand where the racism is coming from, 'jelousy'

[carlitox472]

the funny thing is he's an Anglo-Indian. So, basically, 99% of Indians hate him and blame him for their lives and he's descended from white guys.

[b0bwhyb3n]

clearly he's speaking to Americans LOL

[RonaldoandBeckham7]

ahaha conviniece store not casino!

[free2kill456]

russell peters is my man- he never disappoints! and he always has new material!

[HomoSlicerTitiTwiste]

I PERSONALLY HATE NIGGERS BUT THAT'S MY OPINION.

[MrAlsfan5]

@HomoSlicerTitiTwiste That's okay. We all hate you and feel sorry that you're a moron

[goldenuploader]

LMAO !!!! Thumps Up to BLACK PEOPLE WHO DIDN"T GET OFFENDED . Thumps Up to Russell Preters For HIs Performance Thumps Up to JJUUSSTTIINNEE for uploading this Video :-) !!!

[k0stil]

@goldenuploader

thumps = thumbs + humps ???

[abtthjh]

@goldenuploader

Thumps up ur ass, now thumps up if u didn't get offended, lol

[luvbig41]

@goldenuploader We don't get offended when it's not meant to be offensive. He obviously didn't used the N-word in a derogatory manner. He grew up around black people and as he explained in the end....Some black people use that word for ANYTHING.....

[m4ch0r]

tutti :( i lik so much tutti

[m4ch0r]

tutti :(

[2paczfan]

thumbs up for the subtitle lol

but not for this comment u idiot

[mrdoublev691]

which nigga stole ma chicken?

[ljp1561]

Watching this thing on killer whales ..... Yo them niggas are crazy .... HAHAHAHAHA

[hismahel00]

Russell's one of the great, next to Carlin.

[STUPIDCRAPCHANNEL]

lmao the transcripts :)

[MaSuD20]

NIGGAAAA!

[babygurlw274]

lmao..this is soo funny "HEY RUSSEL I SAW U HANGING WITH SUM ASIAN NIGGAS"

[sfkim44]

some non-english speaking person wrote down whatever he heard... lol

[kevtarzan]

Word up!

[Fiikusmastah]

Move it sand nigger! : DD

Hilarious!

[WDSagaris]

lol click the interactive transcript button to the right of the description, its supposed to be subtitles but they are horrible XD

[hmdhmd8]

"stop talking stop talking now ur liting our damn secret " hahahahahahahhahaha

[Dzieciak1984]

this bloke is awesome

[arab3515]

N-G-R (egypt pronounced en-jer)= GOD

N-T-Y-R (egypt pronounced net-ger)=GOD,DEVINE

NEGASH (ethiopia pronounced ne-gash)=KING

NEGUS (ethiopia pronounced ne-goos)=emperor

NKOSI (xhosa; en-kosi)=GOD

NDABA (zulu;endaba)= COUNCIL/OFFICIAL

NAGA (east indian, nubian [kushite] na-ga or naacal) serpant king or queen

NUGARMATA (west african people)

NEGRO (spanish)= BLACK

NIGGER (english)= an offensive word reffering to black people (SOMTHINGS NOT RIGHT HERE)

[OhEmGeeitszHend]

@arab3515 N-G-R? uhm...I'm egyptian. We don't say that. Unless you're talking ancient Egypt...

[arab3515]

@OhEmGeeitszHend why would i be referring to modern day egyptians?? you arent even direct decendants of the ancient egyptians so NO DOUBT YOU DONT USE THE ANCIENT TOUNGE

[aakksshhaayy]

@arab3515

I would say you are completely retarted but I'll give you the benefit of the doubt. Atleast learn about the relationship between these languages and then post this shit. The last two are related the rest you just fucking pulled random words starting with N.

[arab3515]

@aakksshhaayy I EXPECT PPL LIKE YOU TO PRETEND THIS IS NOTHING BUT A COINCIDENSE.....BUT RATHER YOU WANT TO ACCEPT IT, THE NIGGER YOU KNOW OF IN AMERICA IS A GOD

[vietsoldier01]

@arab3515 you forgot NIGGA (english) = slang used to refer to your homeboys

[arab3515]

@vietsoldier01 oh yeah, thanks for reminding me

NIGGA (english ni-ga)= BROTHERHOOD OF GODS

[TheRealityattack]

@arab3515 naga in indonesia means dragon

[arab3515]

@TheRealityattack the Naga of indonesia are serpent gods so yes, in a way they could be seen as dragons, similar to the flying serpents spoken of in certain ancient texts including the bible.

[Southernjuggalo63]

@arab3515 lol to try to tie the word nigger in with other languages words is just dumb and proves once again that a nigger is a ignorant person

[arab3515]

@Southernjuggalo63 LOLZ YOU AND EVER OTHER WHITE PERSON THAT HAS A PROBLEM WITH THIS COMMENT ARE ONLY OFFENDED BECAUSE YOU SEE YOURSELVES AS SUPERIOR "god-like" BEINGS

SO IF I CLAIM TO BE A NAGA nigga, A NIGGER n-g-r, or a decendant of NIGERIA which will mean somthing such as WISE, GOD, OR DEVINE SERPENT.....YOU WILL INSTANTLY ATTEMPT TO DEBUNK MY BELEIFS...

SORRY BUT YOU DONT EXSIST (think about that last part before you start to laugh it off)

[Southernjuggalo63]

@arab3515 no actually the word nigger originated in africa to call what us white people call lazy trash historicly speaking

[arab3515]

@Southernjuggalo63 "nigger" is only english slang for the spanish word "negro" which means black, no matter what definition you give it TODAY, the facts wont change, in ancient greece this similar word was used to describe death/spirit, which connects with the egyptian n-g-r which is DEVINE/SPIRIT/GOD

while you claim that it means "trashy, lazy, or more commonly IGNORANT" in ancient days, its definition was one who is WISE (I think its highly IRONIC how the definition hit a complete 360)

[bassochadic]

lol Gives a whole new meaning to those 'I hate mondays' posters

[gameplayer117]

can you pass me the "VINEGER"!

[chris3333377]

mondays

[shiyong96]

Which show is this?

[stokes288]

is this def comedy jam?

[321desidude]

@stokes288 yes it is

[MaSuD20]

"you went out with that girl last night"

"NIGGAAA"

[S0n0fABitchFiftySix]

Never trust a nigger!



[brightlights456X]

Whites truely are the devil aren't they?

Whats a racist word for whites, there isn't any I dont believe.....barstards.