Day[9] Daily #260 - Funday Monday: Contaminate This!

[nondog2]

"So I put on something romantic....Passion of the Christ."

Sean, you are a comedic God.

[joerogrz]

I kinda wish I was that lonely again...

[Myoldnamesdontwork]

relationship huh? think of it like "action potential" of our heart muscles and skeletal muscles. it depolarizes very slowly through summation...step by step..but remember at the same time it is all or none...once the potential reaches the threshold BAM action potential! EXCITATION OF MEMBRANE!! but if it failed at threshold it falls back down...and start over again from other stimuli.

[Myoldnamesdontwork]

damn i am disappointed...he said he was building cards in elementary school. NO WE PLAY STARCRAFT in elementary school! oh no sc then well we play...fine we play the first WARCRAFT!! ehh i was in middle school though...but thats fine!!

[rahrahrahrahrahrahra]

g.g.

[Halendor960]

That was a beautiful ending ^^

[BeammeupFrancescatti]

Damn it, Amanda...

[spencerdean94]

turn transcribe audio on it's fucking hilarious

[spencerdean94]

lol pause at 2:04

[RandoMSonGUrgeS16]

"...Pouring Red Bull in my eyes..." xD

[AvengerJory]

day9, im confident you could run a campaign against the free will of every minority on earth. We'd still think you were fucking cute man. keep it up :D

[Saukkomestari]

Love the hand gesture when day9 says "happy valentine's day" at 33:19. I know he doesnt mean THAT but still.

[TheRealScaraban]

This episode starts amazing and only gets better.

[1793BirdMan]

Wow. Relatively new fan watching backwards (me) says this is the best daily of all time.

[12todd1]

@1793BirdMan Me too, Bird man. Although I think #100 is the best.

[WeirdBoySkuzag]

If there's a website with "x" in mulitples of three ANYWHERE... I stay away *;) ding!*

[Beckasin]

Oh by the way, there have been a brilliant dude actually making the What is This? Cover with Starcraft 2 Theme. Anyone could forward it to him yet? :D

Here is the link to the video btw ;D /watch?v=bnbwA8Q1vAA

[Ravemasterz1]

G.G.

[hatetequilahangover]

g.g.



[Smarty4789]

13:13 3 sentries die

ZERG BONER

[ZeJaques]

g.g

[Kitty4Catz]

"Lucky You"... hmmm! That cologne smells good! <3

[makendoo]

The beverage contained in that glass of his is infact vodka!

[bariman73]

in the words of that one street fighter commentator: OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

[Visitormassacre]

GG

[Korkenkopf]

Man I got crushed and now I'm watching Day[9] and am more or less happy, is this normal?^^

[Seanze329]

@Korkenkopf It's okay cause like Day9 says getting dumped is AAAWEESOOOMEEE!!!

[Korkenkopf]

G.G. Day[J] :D

[Crurp]

g.g.

[khanman4762]

G.g.

[jeremyerickson88]

g.g.



[Moorb0y52]

omg the right side of your bedroom is weird, u gotta give us a tour of it one day!

g.g.

[Neghut]

@Moorb0y52 I'd love a tour of his bedroom.

[DonRaynor]

g.g.

[DonRaynor]

g.g.

[Korkenkopf]

Your way of kissing is totally g.g. xD

[MofoWoW]

Everyone go on youtube and search day9 and eharmany its so funny. Day[9] you make me laugh.

[Merchantic]

wait....so if i go for early lair tech, i can prevent warp gate research against protoss.....oh my god.

[ejniko]

Best accidental date story ever!

[jaylias]

g.g.

[hultquistbranco]

g.g.

[Enos666]

56:36 - Most adorable laugh in the universe. :3

56:58 - Most heartrending reaction in the universe D:

[HolySteel]

Your German accent is actually pretty neat, ja. g.g.

[IceMaverickCold]

Oh jesus xD These stories, my lungs are bursting, regrowing, and bursting again XD

[zenosaiga]

G.g.

[YouThinkWho]

g._g.

[leaustens]

that first kiss story was painful.

[DrumCorpsNut42]

Man that high-five went poorly!

[HardstyleRulesz]

Best Daily EVAR!!! IMHO!!

[Draenix572]

OH GOD MY FUCKING SIDES

I LOVE THESE STORIES

[cjsizzle08]

i'm 21, play video games regularly, am in college right now, and would date you

[LordOff1s]

i dont even want games any more ... just tell them stories

[laproductiondescaves]

26:37

jizzed in his pants :P

[drizzt7dourden7]

WAIT WHAT??

he likes videogames, talking and tasty food and hot asuse on all of it??

NO sause isn´t good for games and talking. ^^

gs

[95bigash]

19:05 i ws like awhh throu all ogf that and the whe he said she dumped him i was like *deep breath in shock* WTF!!

[subscriberx2]

but u just brushed the dirt off? U LIED U DID TO DO IT WHY DAY 9 WHY

[filtenborgen]

Was she wearing a scarf?

[Firevice1]

g.g.

[insearchofdiamonds]

LOL

Anyone else noticed the two observers hanging out at 0:55:44 ?

[2669Randy]

i feel like every day9 video i've watched, he has had to enable the sound :P

[ThePaperscissor]

R.I.P overseer ;(

[F1r38ird]

Day9 you an i should play starcraft, legos and maybe marry me or some thing.. >.>

[F1r38ird]

Day9 will you marry me?

[thestarwarsdoctor]

i just watched the nightmare before christmas :D

[20100Leo]

GAMESCOM in Germany :D

[WyrmlordStarcraft]

Probably the best daily I've seen. Hated to see it end. Keep up the good work Shaun, Shuan, Sean...

[ir0nsquire]

HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN MY FAMILY IN YOUR LAST STORY?!

[ir0nsquire]

"so i was on Creg's List."

XD

[ir0nsquire]

At 18:00 minutes that's really freaking nice. Dude, that's really really nice. I'm sorry Day9 Q_Q

[Synchr0nix]

LOL @ 16:44

[DUFMAN123]

Just had a bad experience with a girl and went straight to this to make me feel better :)

[loneeeeexplorer]

kristen.:) LOL

[jfh06d]

oo yaaaa izz gut lik 3 overseeahs nd goin to contaminate n shit sooe wont be able to build shit n shit yaaaaa

[jmcrofts]

g.g.



[TmStorm96]

I spit my water out at 56:58 i lol'd so hard

[ministeroftuba]

I accidentally the whole overseers, classic

[CaRtO0nKiD]

g. g.

[Gisatan]

no homo

[bluey1695]

day9 has relationship issues.. but dw day9 im here for you....... no homo

[bluey1695]

GEEEEEEE.GEEEEEEEE.

[vibonacci]

I feel so bad for psionic fury man.

[IkeMarthRoy123]

so epic

[ColonelHoraldo]

You humiliated me (leaves)

[rocksparadox]

Aww, if he invested that gas into inVestors (infestors) he would kick that gateway army back 20 lightyears beyond Aiur.

[Alexandterrara]

I wish I was on craiglist at that time :( Opportunity missed.

[Stratocasterhead51]

you should call it furry monday

[ThisTroper1]

Ten minutes in and the advert starts?! YOUTUBE!

Sense of the

Ad

Baseline goal of a Funday Monday right?

[RayRai8262]

99% of single ladies.. is the guys.

[RayRai8262]

NO.. I BUILD THIS..WTF.

[Dallows65]

That does it, if building castles of cards is gonna get me a woman, ima build a freaking mansion out of cards.

[Namezzzzzzz]

what accent is he doin while speaking about sandwich?

[bin1127]

@Namezzzzzzz lol it's like bavarian. Last time i've heard that accent was on Looney Toons.

[Namezzzzzzz]

@bin1127 omg its terrible....

[SinfulStarcraft]

@Namezzzzzzz He was trying to do a German accent.

[olentattimies]

6:33-35, the face of not giving a shit

[gyrofxza]

come at me bro... come at me!!!! lmfao!

[samusaran13372]

54:22

LMAO

[MuffinRobot]

GG

gg

G-.-g

LOL NOOB?

^ I died at this

[RskcrProductions]

g.g.

[wiseman2024]

You know shit is about to get real when someone busts out Notepad.

[caduceusguru]

"Um, Kristen?" She's like, "Yeah."...

What name did I make up for her again? Felicity. Good.

So I said, "Felicity.." ...

SMOOOOOTH

[Maratho007]

I loved how that scout evochamber actually hurt the person who put it down. When the banelings tried to get in the evochamber blocked them. Just throwing that out there. I'm not going to type g.g. Oh wait...

[antwon989]

i havnt laughed so hard in a long long time

[itsallenwow]

minesweeper lets play?

[ariel0weber]

18:00 If that's day9's sexy voice, it's no wonder he doesn't have a date.

[CDL94Strykerz]

MY CARD CASTLE YOU SELFISH BITCH!

[einarmagnus]

I LOL'ED so hard when he fucked up the codename for her! LOOOOL

[mafiaboy28]

number J is funny, g.g.

[CaptainBakaSama]

That last game gives me another reason to switch from Zerg to Protoss. I tried my best to learn Zerg, playing it non stop for two months.

I push a fully upgraded 200 supply Unit against Terran or Protoss and just die.

There is nothing I can do to save them. Hydras and Roaches just die.

So do I just HAVE to go for a Spire every time? Can Ground Units just not win for Zerg?

[Kehoeman1]

@CaptainBakaSama well it must take you a while to mass an army

[itsallenwow]

@CaptainBakaSama unless youra super infestor master pro then yes. i've tried to weed out roaches and spire spams but honestly just always get corruptors or mutas watever works in the situation

[JoanOfArc121]

also you look kind of like wolverine without the headphones

[JoanOfArc121]

your stories are so funny ahahahaha

[drumingzander]

boner amanda

[DimitrijVassiliev]

day9, you're in a relationship with millions of your viewers. what else do you want? ;]

[TheKamikazeNapkin]

@DimitrijVassiliev sexy time.

[TheKamikazeNapkin]

@DimitrijVassiliev sexy time.

[jsnpark]

25:08

come at me bro

COME AT ME BROOOOOO

[nocodnogod]

lol!!! "my pussy is really wet" Phone Sex... ftw or wtf?

[bren4prez24]

Smoothe sean... Smoothe

[heheitsjohnE]

g.g.

[TerraceArchimedes]

@heheitsjohnE Asshole.

[heheitsjohnE]

@TerraceArchimedes lmao

[RayRai8262]

NO WTF!

[BiddyBBiddy]

1:04:00 Towel person

[TausMunk]

Am I the only one wanting to point out it'd be pronounced "Sandfich" if he was German?...

[WakeSideLife]

@TausMunk No i wouldn't... 

[WakeSideLife]

@TausMunk Escuse me, No it* wouldn't...

[TausMunk]

@WakeSideLife ... Yes, it would.

[WakeSideLife]

@TausMunk If anything it would be Sandvich... literally say sandfich outloud..

[TausMunk]

@WakeSideLife Why does that matter if it sounds silly? In German, v is pronounced f(fau).

[CaptainBakaSama]

@TausMunk Dude. I am a German speaking individual and its still a Sandwich over here o-o

[theoneandonlyhammy]

@CaptainBakaSama I advise you to read all of my comments...

[eternalsabre]

passion of christ. i heard its a pretty good romance

[chocobostarcraft]

"noooo ill play with my legos and CRY!!!" hahahahahah

[Pasemak]

g.g.

[loraemon]

This is my official go-to video for when I have pissy off days. Thanks Day9!

[TheSmashedBanana]

g.g. xD

[ZemHem1337]

DAY9, YOU'RE SINGLE?! You have us, we all love you, next valentines day you can go out with all of us! :)<3

[rawrdisturbedrawr]

dear god a scarf

[deeznutzinyomoufhoe]

Bugake

[Spaminator3000]

Best Funday Monday EVER!

[Sokeod]

my single brothers, I salute you!

[PeteDaBomb]

Oh my god, how did he come with this accent when reading the name Sandwich?

g.g.

[mangyangghos]

@PeteDaBomb Sandvich, not wich.

"I accidentally that replay on Funday Monday"

Boss mode quote.

[nyzmikey]

Dude if i was a chick I'd so date you. No homo

[bomlock]

Come here baby lets be a unit OMG XDXD hilarious :D:D

[Alexandterrara]

39:00-42:00 you got roasted...

[Doowoo]

G.G.

[athox]

anyone else notice the similarity between his german accent and jamaicans in real life? :P

[athox]

singles awareness day. love it.

[TheFuggernaut]

This is the best daily beside #100, probably the happiest I've been in awhile. Thank you.

[yoshifanatic]

Am I the only one thinking that sandvich was a team fortress 2 reference?

anyone? D:

[MrCheeseTube]

EPIC STORY = ) made my day

[thestarwarsdoctor]

why can i not thumbs up more???

[0kazaki]

hahahah

[GTFDvideos]

ITS MY CARD CASTLE YOU SELFISH BITCH.

[IDLDreamer]

Wait... Why aren't the 25% of people who are in relationship, watching this live on Valentine's Day? Hahaha

[shaggyflasko]

Holy shit, 75 seconds on expert minesweeper? Even I could get a date with that kind of record!

[TheTonyAndMattShow]

1:01:50

By that I mean IM HOT! UHHH!

Love it,

[cdarrsse]

You are SO funny when you're in a bad mood!!! MAN i laughed so harddddd hahahaha

[tlswhdgjs]

Did you have three cups of water ready?

[nefarious4209]

Omg day 9, my favorite daily ever this was so bloody hilarious your amazing

[minimeroxz1997]

Gotta put on the glasses to fling em off! :P

[Glasid4131]

hidden baneling in his room D:

[Joekary5]

Seems like day9 is talking faster in this one compared to his others lol

[fierypancakeofdeath]

"I forgot one inject early game. and evolution chambers"

g.g. Day[9]

[Craftofthestars]

g.g.

[alexlluong]

Story starts at 1:00:50!!!!

[JuicerMax]

g.g.