Allie Brosh of "Hyperbole and a Half"

[AVMamfortas]

I have just discovered your blog. You are a very funny girl and I will continue to read and smile.

[SwansonRon]

allie brosh and jenna marbles should fuck and let me watch.

[Altruisticify]

allie brosh and jenna marbles should be friends

[sunny2515]

I'm french and I have found her blog, I'm totally addicted then !! Yesterday I was actually sad for absolutely no reason (You're not alone Allie) and she made me laugh to tears ! That's so true !! I saw myself in : I will never become an adult, sad for no reason. I enjoyed very much "alot" she have a great imagination !! Best friend with the fish xD I was best friend with an egg from the fridge I was totally sure that I will have a chicken... x). Her personnality is just shining around

[treeradioproductions]

i 1 fingerd eegle :(

[ghostD0C]

Whoa, she looks even better than in her drawings!

[DyXXed]

you are gorgeous.

[Slntpsych]

Well, she's a lot prettier than I thought she'd be. Oh, and you're pretty too alot.

[Glace1221]

From what I've read, she's taken a break from her blog comics to make an entire book of it that will be finished sometime this fall.

Plus, she fell into some kind of depression that may or may not still be going on, so that might have a bit to do with it, and I hope she gets happy again.

Also, I usually don't care much for blondes, but I like this one ALOT.

[missjothikaaa]

WHAT'S HAPPENED TO HER

[Pyrarson]

I'm jealous of Duncan.

[TwilightLuvvverxxx]

gaah why is she so perfect?!?

[NiteMare2401]

Like ALL the videos!

[ChannelYouMightLike]

Oh snap, Allie! Special Dog disliked this video seven times while making the safety sound!

[PLefevre95]

The Pain Scale should be seriously used in hospitals wordwide, it's darn realistic...'I see Jesus!!!!' LOL

[StellaMoon60]

You are on the very short list of people who have made me laugh until I cried. Bless your fabulous brain. Kisses to Special Dog.

[ryandward]

Best quote - "I wasn't trying to compete with genocide."

[xrandolphx]

Allie is very pretty. I hope her depression is over and that she realizes that she deserves to be loved, no matter what her scumbag brain tells her.

[megaexplosions]

POST ALL THE COMMENTS!!!!

[blinkgti]

I like this video "ALOT"

[seabeanie2222]

music in the background is kinda annoying

[lardman2228]

I think I love you, Allie....

[Supallcomm]

Allie Brosh - Way funnier than genocide! <3

[ntpipgras]

Dear Allie: Whenever I am blue, I read How Kenny Rankin Spoiled Christmas. Then I have some cake. Hope you are well and happy. 

[comlax22]

Gorgeous and funny :)

[boorules60]

6 people lost their pet fish to genocide.

[lilshredder9]

I decided to go to the park by my own damn self.

PAARRRPPP!!!!!!

[georgia795]

I honestly almost peed myself when she said Natalie Dee. I LOVE Natalie Dee.

P.s Allie you're so pretty.

[thedude346supporter]

Allie… you're beautiful :)

[Chellopuddin]

She is one of my personal heroes.

[xcgxparawhore]

"I honestly wasn't trying to compete with genocide." hahaha xD

[badgermushroomsnaake]

@xcgxparawhore I was just about to write that. It seems you have beaten me to it. :)

[xsgbloom]

How can we cheer her up?

[ratchet1215]

-Hilarious

-Internet-savvy

-Attractive

We have discovered the perfect woman.

[cras17]

"How a fish almost ruined my childhood" was my favorite blog :)

[boomchaos64]

Ur the best, keep up the good work!

[ciarano177]

I like this person Alot

[perspectiveck]

@ciarano177 I see what you did there

[NotARacistRapist]

@ciarano177 Omg Alot likes her too :D

[TheCoryCorCor]

She's GORGEOUS.

[iAmCameraNinja]

Allie Brosh, you are the light of my life!!!!!!

[sanityismadness]

It's really strange to find out that the amusingly hideous frog-eyed, stick-limbed girl in a pink dress with a yellow shark fin for hair is actually this very lovely young woman. I hate to bring up her looks like everyone else, but I literally did a double-take. To balance, I will say that it was also pleasantly surprising to find her to be so well-spoken and intelligent (which makes sense, clearly, as her writing's so good). You rock Miss Brosh, keep giving us the funny!

[Sajel13]

Wow your so pretty! I love Hyperbole and a Half!

[riahleofUK]

She is so pretty! I got a bit of a girl crush now.

[dookiee0000001]

You and The Oatmeal should be dating ... seems obvious.

[blaaahman]

Wow was not expecting her to be so pretty.

[flavoredwallpaper]

You had a traumatizing experience with bees?! How DARE you! My grandmother's entire family was was murdered by the Nazis (this is true) and you have the GALL to complain about BEES?!!

[123cookies4life345]

Wear glasses. Glasses are hot.

[agnesloli]

I really like her blog, also she's so pretty :)

[Etienne9841]

marry me



[conversekitty20]

she's soooo pretttyyyy *gasp* 

[sp0ts]

she reminds me of Juno...

[Togspled]

Clean All The Things!!!

[job87meh]

Watch ALL the interviews!

[PunkRockGreenDay]

Genocide vs. Allie Brosh:

Allie is declared the winner!

[Cubroncs03]

@PunkRockGreenDay Yeah - that's not funny

[PunkRockGreenDay]

@Cubroncs03 Grow a sense of humor.

[Cubroncs03]

@PunkRockGreenDay Genocide isn't funny you petulant little moron. Grow a pair of balls.

[PunkRockGreenDay]

@Cubroncs03 Nice use of words-I'll give you that. It's kind of funny that you bring balls into this, I'm not really sure what balls have to do with our conversation... It is also kind of funny that you are really this offended by my comment. Are your people now, or have they ever been, the victims of genocide? If so, I am sorry, that is unfortunate. Additionally, I am not a moron. I am actually quite intelligent, and I don't find anything taboo. Get over it.

[DopeMeansDope]

like if u clikced this cause u thought she was HOT!!!!!!'

[Ultratwinkie]

moum? I can go to parpy?

[jesusthemiddie]

Will you marry me? Boyfriend can join us. As long as we're in California. I love you, alot...

[Videshi2001]

Holy crap you're pretty, Allie. 

[FreeTimeFilming]

get ALL the thumbs up!

[fun1k]

Aren't she a little bit cross-exed? I find it hot, especially when a nice girl have it.

[SkaIIeyWag]

@fun1k What... what?

[FibonaziProductions]

And Allie, you so cute ^^

[FibonaziProductions]

AIIIIEEEE, I love The Oatmeal and C&H

[Mokaluvable]

I LOVE YOU ALLIE!!! <3

[LiamMcRaeMusic]

after he suggest you write a blog, you kinda blew him off? firstly, how do you 'kinda' blow someone off? only use your lips but no tongue?

and also, i'm so glad to know that suggesting someone start a blog is a way to receive oral sex, so thanks for opening my eyes to that.

[narayguy]

aright that email was clearly a joke, and sarcastic. i would think you YOU could figure that out

[XerTheEvil]

I really dislike the musical background. Her talking should just be enough.

Love the interview, though!

[napalm9]

Shes hot!

[flordelizzie]

does someone know where she is???

[xizar0rg]

Her teeth make me feel shame.

[M3t4lManiac]

Your stuff is amazing.... AND you're really pretty.

[wototototototototot]

I don't know who but the soundtrack to this, but the BREEEEEEEEEWWWWWW is really, really HORRRIBLE.



[Jaxon7843]

I literally just fell in love. You are to me what Edward from Twilight is to so many tweens. I want to marry you so hard. (I'm not kidding (at all)).

[milkyway531]

She's NOTHING like i expected

[easymacshertard]

I love your animation style. I'm a highschool freshman and I just recently wrote a note about how to write a short story and definitely got a lot of the "voice" of the note from stuff that you've done. Keep up the good work ☆*:.｡. o(≧▽≦)o .｡.:*☆

[PoutingXEvoke]

:o She's so pretty

[bladecat4]

Seconding PK1988, I expected a much paler and more befreckled girl.

[bladecat4]

@bladecat4 Not that I'm complaining...

[PK1988]

Wow did not expect her to be so attractive and normal... I was expecting some quirky white girl with a weird sense of humor. nice.

BTW I hope you get out of your depression Allie, I've been there before... there is an end to it.

[alisoneales]

...but... but... she's not wearing a pink dress!

[perspectiveck]

@alisoneales no pig tails either

[Zencyde]

Her drawing style, humor, and writing style implies a degree of aspergers. And after hearing her talk I think I believe that even more.

Can I get a handwriting sample? ;D

[banihex]

super hot

[zanzorander]

omfg she is so hot! I had no idea. Physics? amazing.

[Ovenlord3]

She is the original creator of the X ALL THE Y meme.

[wakooooooooo]

PARP!

........

PARP!

[jimmyshitbags]

just discovered this site a few days ago... funny as hell.

[TheEpicBudgie]

She hasn't done ANYTHING on any of her accounts for about 3 months now.

I hope she's not dead. D:

[098765432qwertyuiop]

@TheEpicBudgie nope! New one just today!

YAY!

[toolfan58]

@TheEpicBudgie she just posted something. It's hilarious and sad at the same time.

[Scythemantis]

An attractive woman and positively brilliant comedian? Why isn't the Earth getting sucked into a singularity?

[assemblyassembly]

@Scythemantis because not everybody has sexist stereotypes in their heads like you

[Scythemantis]

@assemblyassembly you are a humorless, rude, presumptuous ass. I was very obviously making fun of the stupidity of the stereotype itself. You can't really believe that I think she's a temporal impossibility.

[10kzebra]

Parp!

[INTPTT]

@10kzebra No. Go sit down.

[ThePyrotechnic]

Hey! I love swimming. We should go out.

[Druyn]

@ThePyrotechnic Hands off. We're already getting married. Someday....

[yourlilemogirl]

i JUST read the story about the fish x)

[JCSjelde]

she's way cuter than i pictured her for some reason

[KillahMate]

She should do some sort of collaboration with Matthew Inman from The Oatmeal. Their comics are so different, but it would probably still somehow be awesome :-)

[mexicelt715208]

You are the best person. Best. Person.

[bumbykitty]

i <3 u. Marry me.

[BjornTooth]

What a pretty young lady!

[sweeplovesfisting]

This video made me do the faulkner bounce. youtube.com/watch?v=0TGbXMXleq­I&sns=em

I genuinely can't wait for the book, and more posts. Cheers for the giggles Allie!

[no1stunada]

Allie Brosh... Yeah!! Yippee!! 

[Peter05292]

I like this video, alot.

[ChokeChaosDeath]

Talented AND beautiful? Life isn't fair... lol :)

[HeadInTheClouds1178]

Hearing her voice always weirds me out.

[Nitruix]

The Oatmeal is probably the most obvious influence; no surprise she mentioned him first, haha.

[pinkrzrh]

Sooo pretty

[LeslieDarken]

I.

Love.

Your.

Stuff.

all of it.

heart. <3

[InsanityVlogs]

:D I love her blog. Just hilarious.

[TheEpona92]

CALVIN AND HOBBES FOR THE WIN! WOOOO!!!

[Numbnut10]

Holy popsicle you're an actual human being. Sometimes its hard to remember that. I keep imagining you as a cartoon come to life. I feel like I must say one thing to you...

NEVER GET GOOD AT MS PAINT. The sheer childishness of your pictures is half the charm. Even if you figure out some insane cheat code that makes everything you draw as beautiful as a Da Vinci, I would still rather you stick to your own style.

[Tisuoi]

You are wearing way too much makeup ma'am, you're covering how pretty you truly are :<

[shoopwhoopX]

I like this Alot.

[elitezombieslayer129]

"I honestly wasn't trying to compete with genocide..."

Well, theres something I didn't think I'd hear today.

[eeeviltoast]

yeah what the lesbo chick up there said..

[michellerandtoast]

@eeeviltoast "I'm in lesbians with you" is from Scott Pilgrim V.S. The World. :)

[adEKLiPSE]

Today I learned how to pronounced "hyperbole". I've been pronouncing it as "hyper-bowl" for 18 years.

I am now sad.

[TheGmodkilla]

PARP!!!!



[skrahnha]

dave barry also good taste

[skrahnha]

calvin and hobbes/ the far side, exellent taste

[jackalope901]

You're upsettingly attractive ;_;

[hwirstrom]

CYANIDE AND HAPPINESS!

[BrickNazi]

I wish she would write another post..

[deadnbloody6]

Holy crap :OOO She has BEAUTIFUL EYES.

[haddyDrow1]

Alice! please show how the simple dog and the helper dog look *puppy eyes*

[jimcatinnes]

I always thought hyperbole was pronounced hyperbowl...

[vexxtr0n]

@jimcatinnes

Bahahahaha.



[Megatrousers]

I love her hot yet geeky weirdness... it's adorable.

[jalapeno1119]

Her voice is so high. Its funny when she swears.

[trial0by0fire]

Omg! that same thing happened to me with a ground hornet's nest when i was 4! god i hate bees....

[honcheong91]

She looks like Kristen Bell!

[attapi0]

So..... she's not a cartoon?

[newgroundscrazy]

she's so fucking funny.

[jackjlewis]

So, so glad you're hot.

[tomzilla95]

i wasn't trying to compete with genocide hahahaha

[arowara1]

Fuck yea Calvin and Hobbes, and Far Side :P

[johnslivinski]

She really is gorgeous but her amazing talent is the draw here (no pun intended..).

[penguinslayersyo16]

How is their an attractive woman that is funny? D: I'm in love.

[thisxyearsxfashion]

god, she's so cute.

[SpitshineSneakers]

You're not an insane MSPaint drawing? I am so relieved!

[markuskus555]

I must say, before looking at this I was terribly concerned with whether Allie was really an insane, psychopath like in her pictures. I am ecstatic, but also slightly horrified, to say you are not...

Of course, this is just a ruse, isn't it, Allie? You're trying to make us think you're normal, so you can hit us with something extraordinarily whacky and insane!

Or, another possibility, you really are just normal... Well, food for thought I suppose.

[Lilyjhs]

I LOVE YOU ALLIE BROSH! I WENT LESBIAN! No but really, you are a definition of epic. I love you. Keep it up.

[PeaceLoveFairytales]

HAHAHAAHAHA. EVEN THIS WAS FUNNY. "I HONESTLY WASN'T TRYING TO COMPETE WITH GENOCIDE" HAHAHAHA

[frankcastelazo]

what the hell is this? you're telling me not only is she hilarious.....she's beatiful? is this some kind of trick?

[PirateNamedJoyce]

A fish would ruin my childhood over the whole nazi rape thing....

[TwilightLuvvverxxx]

I want to be her best friend now. lol

[samsrok]

MAKE THE BEE STORY INTO A BLOG POST!

[Twirrim]

"I honestly wasn't trying to compete with Genocide".

[Neptunequeen42]

Oh my god... she's... NORMAL!

[wcfcarolina13]

Unexpected.



[92benno92]

Wow, those eyes!

[musicmushroom100]

You are godly!

<3

[musicmushroom100]

um.... OK! LOL

[ubermom]

Try watching some Buster Keaton. "One Week" ,"Hard Luck" ,"Neighbors." You can watch them free on YouTube, A lot of what we see today we owe to Buster Keaton, who inspired Jackie Chan and mentored Lucille Ball. For a teaser of sorts, look for "Buster Keaton Can Can".

[Guaseth]

Behind that cute face.... lies the mind of a conspirancer buahahaha

[Alvaris]

@Guaseth also the god of cake, who bit a 13 year old boy into submission and viciously attempted to behead a trout.

[mikiepocd]

"I wasn't trying to compete with genocide." Best.quote.ever.

[daneeehhhh]

too much clothes

[BeyondThat01]

you are my hero (: and inspirational (: