Skyrim Glitches and Absurdities

[AmnesiaPod]

did u record this using a potato?

[BlakWulf009]

0:44 look at my horse, my horse is amazing...XD my horse does this stuff too :P and seriously, yes they're surefooted, but climbing sheer cliffs should not be possible XD

[semajwilko]

@isantamies2 pc gamers cnt just play it they have to console command it to death doin all kinds of stupid shit

[pepsicola90gaming]

horse + 90 degree angle on the mountain = unicorn

[dvxdarkvashxvb]

this reminds me of event horizon for some reason due to such a distorted reality lol

[troyjr11]

Pc sucks dick bitch

[isantamies2]

@troyjr11 how come then that pc players beated up ps3 players and xbox 360 in score games?

[askdjalksd]

That's why I play it on PC! The free mods and corrections!

[tehgodofrunescape]

gay song

[MacksumX]

@tehgodofrunescape Thanks man. Hey if you like it there's a download link in the description.

[SuperGamerNamer]

@tehgodofrunescape i like the song makes me feel save (man dies by the dinosaur part is my favorite

[Blackhand4241]

@tehgodofrunescape Says the guy with runescape in his name

[Theron2034]

Chuck Norris swims on land

Jesus walks on water

Freddiew skipps on the clouds

DRAGON HORSE FLS UP MOUTINS!!!

[phantomreaper1010101]

when ur horse was stuck on the flag i heard sumtin about hunting and that if i stared at one 2 others would attack from the sides sooooo yeeeaaaaahhhh im not goin anywhere near horses again

(note: i do know that that was from jurrassic park 1 so before you call me a noob read the whole damn comment)

[MacksumX]

@phantomreaper1010101 tl;dr, noob

[phantomreaper1010101]

@MacksumX well apparently you didnt read the entire comment XD

[music4lifeC8]

only on pc

[GuardianOfDandelions]

I find it absurd that you can't get good sweetroles in this skeeverhole of a city.

[ohduder]

1:58 you call that a glitch

[MacksumX]

@ohduder No, it's absurd.

[ohduder]

Horses glitch easily

[Ravage941]

00:00 look at my horse, my horse is amazing

[WiiZaRDz]

Cool Jurassic park MUCH............

[ArthDragon14]

It's so funny how that dead dude is saying SUBSCRIBE

[kingcollie]

JURASSIC PARK REMIX!!!!!!!! Sick song bud!

[MacksumX]

@kingcollie Thanks man, I appreciate it. There's a download link in the description.

[MacksumX]

@kingcollie Thanks man, I appreciate it. There's a download link in the description.

[MacksumX]

@kingcollie Thanks man, I appreciate it. There's a download link in the description.

[bomba379]

O8 oh my x explodes x

he's humping air 20000000000000000000000 bounty added to the nine holds

[Rakshasura]

These are the kind of things that make video games so unattractive and such a rip-off. Complete and correct your games, programmers! Seriously!

[MacksumX]

@Rakshasura Naw, I loved the glitches in Skyrim. There's some good ones. Really adds a level of immersion into the gameplay.

[CryptidHunter13]

@Rakshasura Have you EVER attempted to write anythign in so much as HTML!? It is not easy! There is a lot that can go wrong, because somewhere along the line you fucked up Step A, and you didn't notice until Step X, and that's with a whole bunch of other chains of events going on, and it just sorta gets buried... and you have to ship the game eventually, because programmer like feeding their families. And themselves. Learn something about coding before you talk smack about it.

[TheTrueValkyrie66]

@Rakshasura Glitches just make it so there's something else to do once the game is over.

[WafflecakezGames]

i liked it when the velociraptors used co-ordinated attack patterns.

[MacksumX]

@WafflecakezGames That feel when getting slashed by a six inch retractable claw =[

[MacksumX]

@WafflecakezGames That feel when getting slashed by a six inch retractable claw =[

[HarukaJoge]

I love the Jurassic Park in the background

[MacksumX]

@HarukaJoge Thanks man =], great movie. If you like the song there's a download link in the description.

[TheCaidinator]

I noticed you made the song with dialogue from Jurassic Park. That was weird.

[MacksumX]

@TheCaidinator I like to use audio samples in my music from TV and movies.

[RosutoKitai]

i only came to this video cuz' of the word Absurdities ....

[FreakingEpicosity]

Invisible horse. :P

[D3Exclusive]

1:37 i don't even need my hind legs.



[BENNYBPS3BEAST]

0:55 PEGASUS POWERS ACTIVATEEE :D

[KyleTheAssassin1]

the only thing Raptor Jesus fears is Dr. Grant

[MAXXPAULL]

it look likes the ipod game witha doll and we kick him and it falls xD

[MrFraserFilms2009]

Skyrim fanboys are so easy to piss off.

[TheMaximan97]

@TheWiteZombie for a start the first one was absurd because we were staring at his crotch and the last one, its pretty funny when a dragon EATS YOUR HEAD

[Jacobadam121]

@SujDaMan69 lol you should really shut up pussy

[qatarguy85]

I used to laugh at shit like this , but then I took an arrow to the knee.

[TheCb1289]

210 peoples power levels are not over 9000

[dawnstar98]

I used to have glitches, but then i took an arrow to the knee.

[Chillipulver94]

@dawnstar98 cant believe that was funny 2 months ago..

[kingwithkittens]

I wanted to like the video, But then i took an arrow in the knee.

[trkoby]

why so many dislikes?

[BubbyKid]

0:0-0:13 "My Body IS READY!"

[elvesarebeast]

Well, that was a waste of my time. And I agree with TheWiteZombie; half of those things weren't even glitches. MacksumX, you didn't do it right. Try again, and put funnier things in. That music made me feel like I was high on LSD...

[MacksumX]

@elvesarebeast lol

[TheGreatWurstbrot]

@elvesarebeast read the fugging video titel ....

[RiddlerieSkull]

@TheWiteZombie that's why the video is called "Skyrim Glitches AND ABSURDITIES"

[DeathKnightPooter]

@MacksumX thats funny i care this comment stopped me from watching the rest of the video

[nuttyriversRules]

@MacksumX accually people do care lol, people will ask if thats a glitch alot, they will be like wtf? i thought that was supose to happen, which it is supose to happen lol

[andonbray22]

@MacksumX you made the video, obviously you care. now who's stupid? idiot..

[justiswhite]

g4 did a graphics challenge for the newest systems, Wii U or whatever, PS3, 360 and PC. the wii U got first place in grahics, 360 got second and PC got third. wii U got first because its a 3d touch screen system, 360 got second because it has more detail in small things then a computer does while in HDMI 1080p settings and PC got third because it can use HDMI settings which is a step higher then blue-ray. the next step after HDMI is 3d. I have a PC, 360 and PS3. i got them for there exclusives

[Thegrimreaperswrath]

yeah i bet those glitches are on ps3 only cuz it has poor graphic processor for processing these kind of games, hey sony(ps3) ur better off playing blue rays this is beyond ur comprehension.

[Banthr0]

@Thegrimreaperswrath You are aware that the Xbox has major scaling issues right? Plus Skyrim is in Blu Ray format for PS3 instead of DVD format for Xbox and PC. In other words, you sir, are an imbecile.

[Thegrimreaperswrath]

@Banthr0 oh u call me an imbecile whose the gay mother fucken retard who doesnt knw tht i dont care, oh you are bitch, i have both slim consoles and believe me skyrim suck on ps3 cuz of those fucken glitches. i dont even why i wasted my money buying skyrim for my ps3.

[Banthr0]

@Thegrimreaperswrath Sorry, I wasn't paying attention. I assume it must be some sort of seizure which causes it to glitch in your mind. I assume this because I can see evidence in your spelling and grammar which leads me to believe you are mentally retarded.

[Thegrimreaperswrath]

@Banthr0 wow you again ? can believe u hvnt had ur share of insults dumbass, oh what was tht u said before u suck dicckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk???

[Thegrimreaperswrath]

@Banthr0 wow you again? cant believe you hvnt had Ur shares of insults yet dumb-ass, oh yeah what was it u said before cuz all i heard was i suck dick blablabla i suck dick!!!!

[Thegrimreaperswrath]

@Banthr0 ps...............if u dont hv anything better to say just shut up loser, get a life loser and yeah i already knw u dont hv one cock sucker. its just sad i feel sorry 4 plp like you (brainless retards).

[TheMaximan97]

@Thegrimreaperswrath lol ur both pathetic and need spelling lessons but i agree with u because ps3 has major lag after extended play sessions but bethesdas working on a patch to fix it. but seriously shut up with the petty argument

[Thegrimreaperswrath]

@TheMaximan97 yeah no one asked for ur opinion shit head, butt off loser!!!

[TheMaximan97]

@Thegrimreaperswrath lol noone asked for your opinion of my comment either

[Thegrimreaperswrath]

@TheMaximan97 yo dick head find someone else whose got time for ur shit . do me a favor and dont reply unless you are a dick head.

[TheMaximan97]

@Thegrimreaperswrath err no, wait are you gonna say im a dickhead? imma stick around for that, its entertaining.

[keyblademaster1111]

:50 That isnt a glitch, that horse is just boss

[copznrobbas]

Thumbs up for trippy Jurassic Park music type deal

[piroJ0KE]

This is KHUETA.

[WildBuck007]

Use the Horse Luke.....the Horse!......no that can't be right o_0

*falls off the tower and dies*

[briansaysdie]

161 people fail at life

[XFFGSephiroth]

i swear.that horse have a hoverboard.

[MacksumX]

@dannyjerome0 Dude, next song. Thanks for the idea.

[anthonyblast62]

i hate it when dragons when your low on health they bite the living holy hell out of you

[crashmidget15]

I think its absurd that no one in this game cares that you keep the souls of your victims in little rocks in your inventory and use them to power your murderous rampage.

[IrrelevantChatter]

These are clearly happening because you're playing as an argonian.

[CharnelLord666]

@IrrelevantChatter ..Racist..

[6tonythetitan6]

The very beginning isn't a glitch, he's on his horse and moved the camera angle to where the horse disappears

[Sephirothskr]

thats one stiff flag.

[Andyrolled]

1:42

The future of transportation is here! Come on down to Riften and buy your HoverHorse now! BUT WAIT! if you buy within the next 5 minutes, we'll even throw in a brand new Mud Crab jet pack! Free of charge!

[cattouf]

That's not a regular horse.

It's Pegasus!!!

[darkscarraven]

nice music

[peber13]

Horses are useless to me. they cost 1000 gold coins and they die so easily from fall damage. What were they thinking? what with skyrim being so mountainous. should've made them stronger....

[dunno414]

@peber13 this is true but in my opinion ts easier to go up hills with them because i hit certain spots that look like they should be very easy to run up but i have the hardest fucking time getting my character to go up the inclines on certain spots that the horse handles fairly easy.

[JadedZack]

wow epic dragon ownage at 1:56

[azgan123]

SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK MY DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK

[TheCb1289]

136 peoples power levels are not over 9000

[DarkAgent747]

horse chucking FTW!

[TheCb1289]

@DarkAgent747

its not horse chucking faggot



[DSetekh]

It's Bethesda what do you expect :)

[7255202]

this a pc or torrent? I havnt seen any glitches in my game on ps3. Froze a couple times and got stuck in some rocks but thats it. this is bethesda game where the hell are the glitches D:

[TheMostDefinately]

lmaaaaaaaoooooo this music is so fucking awesome xD who the hell would dubstep jurassic park/?

[MacksumX]

@TheMostDefinately I made it, you can download it for free, there's a link in the video description.

[MrHLGNinja]

@MacksumX Wub Machine.

[commentator89]

its because you´re argonian

[MrJuzziman]

Lolololol! xD

[Panosole]

Good music.

[MacksumX]

@Panosole Thanks man, you can download it for free, link in the description box.

[Panosole]

@MacksumX I already have download the music........it is very very weird and mysterious music.

[MrPROJECTSyNc]

FLYING HORSE!!

[xXtheBIGgamerXx]

It's amazing! why so many dislikes!

[sneaksmasher]

1:40 horse glides like a bawss!

[pubisnubis]

is this music or just random noise?

[MacksumX]

@pubisnubis Neither.

[SkyeFische]

@pubisnubis Its the Thu'um.

[footballchamp1]

I had a weird glitch in the beginning of the game. I wasn't really trying to escape Helgen and was just screwing around when suddenly the dragon knocked me and I briefly get stuck in one of the gates. then I got up and I was outside Helgen walls, but my hands where still tied up

[Nightweaver1]

You forgot the giant fucking chunks of missing landscape geometry of which I've seen at least 4, including one gigantic missing ocean tile around Deeja's ship.

[x0scimy0x]

@Nightweaver1 Haha I saw that missing ocean chunk aswell. I was so confused

[tooba1819]

Could be that you got a bad game. Trust me, we've all have had our shares. But you know, if it doesn't happen usually, shouldn't be too frustrating, I mean it is technology. I would still get the game because even with these glitches I think it is worth it.

[MacksumX]

@tooba1819 The glitches make the game better.

[Fuzzyninja25]

Hurray! ARGONIANS!

[MacksumX]

@Fuzzyninja25 Argonian master race.

[Sinuous99]

Ahhh 240p we meet again.

[rogerpenna]

when you fell from the mountain with your horse, you fell and fell and the game didnt load the last save game. Is that a mod?

[MacksumX]

@rogerpenna It was about to.

[LifeAmongTheDeadBand]

I had to stop watching cause of the music.

[MacksumX]

@LifeAmongTheDeadBand Orgasmic, I know.

[augustca1984]

Horses have serious glitches.

[Toprem]

240p? What is this? 2005?

[MacksumX]

@Toprem No, this video is from 2011. 240p is the new deal.

[KilliaK]

@Toprem Nah just filmed with bricks.

[spiderjerusalem100]

I've only seen a couple of glitches so far but for the size of the game a few glitches are forgivable.

I was in 3rd person once and my character had no hands until i put some gloves on and i've seen some corpses still blinking but that's about it. Oh yeah, i ran over some bones and they bounced up and killed me aswell.

[TheFrizzinator]

GO GET PETA!!!

[oldsk00l]

Fuck this shitty ass fucked up fucking retard dickwipe faggot ass shit.

[MacksumX]

@oldsk00l You're never going to get the time you spent watching my video back.

[LyleVertigo]

The best way to kill furfags is to throw them off of cliffs.

[MrSniperscope]

everybody who is hating on this video is just pissed off that skyrim has glitches...haha NERDS!!!!!!!

[flippy9133]

240p ? seriously?

[MacksumX]

@TheSlayer216 Thank you <3.

[SkylerCrouse]

I got a hilarious glitch today: I got off my horse on a tiny slope but then the horse starting hovering and drifting upwards in the sky. I tried to run after it but then it suddenly fell and died. The game just decided to kill my horse for some reason XD

[TheTolnoc]

FUCK PHYSICS.

I'M A HORSE, BITCH.

[MrGlies]

The absurd thing is that you can convince your horse to jump off a mountain...

You might have a deathwish, but I'm pretty sure the horse doesn't

[BlackhoundOne]

Magic carpet ride!

[aapinator]

Jurassic Park?

[gamesncookies]

@aapinator lol yup

[1Heretic]

Hey how do you do that with the horse, which spell?!! XD

[TheSupertrollers]

The music is awesome!

[MacksumX]

@TheSupertrollers Thanks man, you can download it for free.

[NagatoNeo]

dovahkiin tried to use fly thinking he was a dragonite.

But dat nigga duuuumb.

[zebwalshe]

lol, Jurassic Park?

[rudrick87]

What system is this on

[MacksumX]

@rudrick87 Modded gamecube.

[rudrick87]

Love the song

[ReachTHEstarz]

this song is boss

[MacksumX]

@ReachTHEstarz Thanks dude, you can download it for free.

[Zadamanim]

Flaw in this game*

[Zadamanim]

The 3rd person animation sucks, that's the only f

[Rohi727]

240p, we meet again...

[MentalRoXXorGear]

0:15

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[gomer1021]

Well, the video kind of sucked, but i really liked the music hah.

[MacksumX]

@gomer1021 Thanks man, you can download it for free if you want.

[Bob1128]

Which pixel was the glitch?

[sourdiesel141]

@Bob1128 the 76800 of them you fucking idiot

[Bob1128]

@sourdiesel141

u mad, ho?

[sourdiesel141]

@Bob1128 u attempting to troll, nub

[Bob1128]

@sourdiesel141

It wasn't much of an attempt.

You bit the hook almost before I cast the line into the lake.

[TheSnorlax7]

I love the "rag-doll" deaths in Skyrim! :D