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  • I'm a Christian and I find this hilarious. Don't bother questioning me about my faith because I won't respond.

  • I cant see how this actors could be real Israelite 

  • How has this turned into a doctors forum.

  • Just wait right there, I'll be right back to cut your penises. Lmao

  • anyone can die from getting circumcised if they hemorrhage. an ADULT acquaintance thought it was a good idea and got it done (post virginity aged 26) and lost so much blood he was given a transfusion, was in agony and suffered scarring. It has caused him discomfort in his glans ever since, he gets crap caught under the incision scar and infections and says sex SUCKS now. He's getting his foreskin restored and says the circed friend who told him it was better doesn't know what he's missing

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  • Lmbo. God forgot to tell everyone else. Llol

  • Isaac! Lmfao!!!!

  • idk about you guys, but im keepin my foreskin O.o

  • Foreskin is not a birth defect. It is not "extra skin." It IS a normal healthy body part that ALL boys are born with. Amputating the foreskin is genital mutilation. More and more American parents are making the right choice to keep their sons intact (68% in 2009.)

  • and after we ganna have some wine and sponge cake :) oh yeah coz that will change their minds xD

  • Wait there I'll be right back to cut your penises but not the whole thing just the tip. lol

  • Jews  are really stupid

  • @Knasterreal1 humans are really stupid in general. (Look at societies conventional values and those that still existed from ancient time >_>).

  • zed:- i dont think i have any extra

    0h:- cant we pierce our ears or sumthn? ? lol..

    

  • Hey what's with all the genital mutilation?

  • @PanioGuitarCovers If you cut off a normal healthy body part, such as the foreskin, that is mutilation. Parents are learning the truth...and saying NO to genital cutting.

  • when he says im going to get my good knife, thats kind of like the weird guy with no leg in tenacious d saying. "come here, im going to fucking stab you" XD

  • foreskins are so gross. so glad i got circumsised

  • The only funny thing about this is the idea that folks cut their kids dicks up just because a few thousand years ago, some old dude who may or may not have existed, and was probably senile or drunk, claims that a voice in his head told him it's a good idea to maim your dick. On the face of it, it's ridiculous.

  • @TheWorstWarlock In actuality, it's a practice born from necessity. Don't get me wrong I'm no believer, but historicaly circumcision was a way of keeping your penis cleaner and less prone to infections. Same thing goes with other religious rules, like not eating pork: pork carried parasites and was dangerous to eat. So they just made them into "rules dictated by God" so everyone would follow them without question. In fact they were sanitary rules.

  • @walatalalaw In the days when noone had anything like a modern medical qualifications, antiseptics and sterile bandages, etc, circumcision probably killed or infected more folks than it helped. I'll bet a lot of dicks got cut off by accident too.

  • @TheWorstWarlock I'm not just saying this, you can look it up if you want. It's no argument or anything. I also find circumcision is obsolete nowadays, but at the time it wasn't. And medecine wasn't as crude as you think. Jewish texts were found, explaining that if the two first sons of a man had died from the bleeding of circumcision, the third should not be circumcised. That was the first hint of man knowing about hemophilia, and it's genetic transmission.

  • @walatalalaw If the first two sons had died of circ, then 3rd shouldn't be done? That must have come as such a comfort to the parents, although given what infant mortality was back then, kids dying probably wasn't wasn't as big a deal as it is today.

  • @TheWorstWarlock truth is...that is the reason many jews cut on teh 8th day. baby boys bleed to death if cut earlier. The ancients lost babies due to this all the time. Today, we give vit K to help minimize excessive bleeding. It only take 10ml of blood loss for a baby to die.

  • No seriously, Circumcision aside what was (and is) with all the fucking Genital mutalation in our world. God it makes no sense.

  • God also told him to chop off the tip of his dick lol

  • This scene made be proud to be in the family of Abraham's faiths. "Its gonna have a very sleak look! Its gonna catch on, in promise!" ROFL to think my cock has been sculpted by the ideas of this crazy ass

  • I'm going to go get my good knife!

  • This scene is hilarious - simple as that.

  • Yeah, you might want to sleep on that! Keep ALL of your dick and let your sons keep their dicks too! It's made that way for a reason.

  • That wa so funny at the end dad no!! Then he screamed ha ha and btw aren't all male babies circumsied wen they r born at the hospital cuz if they didn't it would cause problems later in life ik my bro waz

  • @nickhandsome0177

    no the surgery removes sexual sensitivity and only a few countries do it. the forskin does not cause problems, it would be like amputating a woman's clitoral hood

  • it may just be me but it's hilarious the way he says "GOD!" lmao

  • @thetruemrsmith No it's not just you. I grew up in church, and I lose it every time he does it. There's just something golden about irreverence.

  • @thetruemrsmith with the devil horns

  • damn this is clear, what format is this?

  • hahaha i love this scene it is funny as hell just how abraham says it

  • And you ! And You! AND YOU! I love it! Def. the Jewish way! Just ask American children as circumcision is medicalized from the US to Africa!

  • Wait right there, I'll be back to cut your penises. Afterward we'll have wine and sponge cake

  • lmao we watched this movied unrated in history class...everyone rolled on the floor at the abraham parts and piss scene and farting

  • @mizzitaliangirl15 Anyone who thinks that circumcision is cutting off the tip of one's penis doesn't understand what circumcision.

  • @IWannabeJew lol umm ok 

  • @IWannabeJew the problem is circs in the US are so mainstream that the people have somehow "separated" foreskin from their penis metephysically. The truth is, the foreskin IS part of male genitalia. Amputating it is cutting of a piece of it. Unfortunately, it has been done for so long in some cultures that the foreskin has been removed from their understanding of male genitals. So sad...

  • @pseudobliss And yet I never seem to have a problem getting off.

    Yeah, so sad. Even more sad than starving children or honor-killings.

    Get real.

    Don't shed any tears over my foreskin, okay, pal?

  • @IWannabeJew both are sad. No reason to make the issue an either/or or one or another. Child soldiers is tragic and so is famine. The fact is neonate circumcision is child abuse and sexual battery. PS: I wouldn't cry over your fireskin. It's your body. Thus, it is your choice.

  • @pseudobliss Then why are crying over other people's foreskins and not mine?

    By the way, it wasn't my choice. I was circumcised as a child. So are you crying over it, now?!

    Thanks for contributing to the pussification of the world.

  • @pseudobliss foreskin causes infections

  • @jungleman68 do your eyelids cause infections in your eyes? the foreskin is there to protect the glans from germs and irritants, it's erogenous skin, it makes no scientifical sense whatsoever that it would "cause infections". infections are not caused by body parts, but by external components which ARE repelled by the foreskin (the glans is an INTERNAL organ). Besides, infections are treatable, amputation isn't. The foreskin = 70% of the penis' sensitivity = most pleasurable part

  • @seymourLlama it allows fungus to grow.and i am fine without it

  • @jungleman68

    This is a myth. The Dermatologist knows very well, that the skin on both sides of the Scrotum is rather likely to become infected from Dermatophytes, particularly in men that sweat a lot. The Glans/Prepuce (inner fold) is NOT prone to fungal infection.

    IF you feel inclined to ridicule the Foreskin then consider that you are insulting the vast majority of men worldwide - they are intact. Defending circumcision by speaking derogatorily about the Prepuce has psychological reasons.

  • @kleenex3000 not from my experience

  • @jungleman68

    The susceptbility to fungal infection varies, inter-individually and intra-individually depending on the prersent health status. Diabetic persons for example are more prone to catch dermatophytes, between their toes, in the anal region, and in the said region besides the scrotum. But not on the Glans / on the inner Prepuuce. Infections in the latter are serldom and these originate likely from Yeasts, as is the case in the mucous parts of the female Genitalia.

  • LOL... i'll be right back to cut your penises... lol

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