Fonejacker | Dufrais Constantinople | E4

[d4vstone]

sounds like israel, except they would finish off a palestinian by shooting him too; killing kids, all in a day's work for zionists...

[Baiesz]

It's actually amps that kill

[KniferAssassin]

Volts don't kill, Current Kills.

[d4vstone]

Sounds just like israel, killing kids is just in a days work.

[pacmandem]

It's DC current you idiots. A standard tazer is around 50,000 volts (DC). LEARN THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN AC AND DC.

[CorvusCorone68]

@pacmandem but what if i want to learn the difference between AC/DC and Led Zeppelin? what then?

[SockCasserole]

400V is lethal, three and a half THOUSAND? Did I hear correctly?

[pacmandem]

@TeamFlightSisters are you gonna plagarise my whole comment or what?

[TeamFlightSisters]

@pacmandem that's correct, yes.

[pacmandem]

@TeamFlightSisters At least you've done the decent thing and removed it....

[TeamFlightSisters]

@pacmandem :)

[enocharriagada]

guys no need for science talk, just laugh and move on!

[j5o14jq222]

funny as fuck

[mightymike60]

make him scream....excellent. lol

[paaigeOX]

i'd like to make a complaint pleaseeee!

[waitingformusic]

As would be courteous. Lol 

[jr280188]

This is the perfect voice for a moaning bastard

[HardcoreClassics]

Worth noting that police tasers are in the region of 50.000 volts, yet there rarely lethal. This is because the current is minimal.

[HardcoreClassics]

It not voltage that kills people it's current. How lethal an electric shock is is dependant on amps not volts.

Many of the fields around have electric fences with 3500 volts, but because the current is so low all it's going to do is give you a nasty shock. I've received such shocks a number of times.

Looks like a lot of people here need to go back to school

[Cab0cl0]

Whoa! you guys have no fucking clue of what the fuck you are talking about!

Go get some classes, it's your body's electrical resistance which will determine how many amps with run tru it.

There's no such think as "fence with X amps" fence "with enough amps"

Wow, such ignorance.

[Fordizzl3]

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[SharnsiR]

Make him scream? Excellent LMFAO

[WiccanHighPriest0]

That other guy should be sued. That many volts could kill an adult let alone a child

[pacmandem]

@WiccanHighPriest0 it doesn't work like that. A tazer is around 50,000 volts but as it's DC current the shock comes back to the device, thus leaving someone writhing in pain, but ultimately, alive and healthy.

[WiccanHighPriest0]

@pacmandem bullshit. Google 'taser deaths' and 'baton deaths'

[pacmandem]

@WiccanHighPriest0 No i'll take your word that there have been deaths using tazers, just as there have been deaths using other supposedly non-lethal weapons. But there are always exceptions i.e people with weak hearts etc..

[lmcgregoruk]

@WiccanHighPriest0 Volts dont kill amps do

[WiccanHighPriest0]

@lmcgregoruk take a course on electricity. UK plug sockets are roughly 240 volts. I'd advise you to stick your finger in and see what happens, but I know I'm right (as evidenced by the warnings about volts and by the fact you can get socket protecters for if you have kids) and I don't want someone's death on my hands. Go near a train station (but not onto the tracks - they're often electric) and look around. Nearby there will be a kinda box with '4000 volts - danger of death - keep out'

[197022007]

@WiccanHighPriest0 3.5KV is not going to kill anyone at the current an electric fence runs.

[WiccanHighPriest0]

@197022007 again, take an electronics course. 240 volts can kill someone (as can enough amps), 3500 volts is almost certain to kill someone. Why do you think they sell socket protectors?

[knas2011]

@WiccanHighPriest0 An electronic Fence runs at 1amp - a *230v (Not 240v) Runs at 13amps

[WiccanHighPriest0]

@knas2011 your response doesn't make sense. And the guy one the phone was talking about volts, which can definitely kill at that high a voltage. Go look at the warnings on electricity substations.

[ukguy]

@WiccanHighPriest0 the amps kill not the volts, they just write that on substations because the voltage is always much higher number and 50000 volts sounds more scarey than 200 milliamperes which could kill you.

[Manmax75]

@ukguy its a mixture of both. 1v on 200 amps wont kill you.

[elijohua]

@Manmax75 That is a joke... Its the current that kills you, and with 200 amps you will almost certainly die.

[Manmax75]

@elijohua Your body has too much resistance. 1v won't be able to push 200 amps through your body(if you are dry)

[elijohua]

@Manmax75 So what you said didn't make sense... you could have 200amps @ 1 volt across the skin because the resistance would prevent that much current flowing.

To push 200A through skin would take a very high voltage.

And having 1V applied across the skin wouldn't cause a large enough current to flow to kill you.

So in otherwords, if you did push 200A into through your body, you would be fried, however to do so would require more than 1V.

[UKairsoft94]

@WiccanHighPriest0 Its not volts that kill its amps

[youreindanger]

@WiccanHighPriest0 its not voltage that kills its power which is voltage x current if the current is at low amp there is low power and therefore minimal damage. Its like a boxer who posseses great strength but a broken arm with no range of movement, he's not going to throw a hard punch because he cannot move quickly.

[Darthmortuus]

@WiccanHighPriest0 hahaha you obviously know nothing about electricity and the way it killes people, its all about the amps or the rate at which the electricity travels through the body that kills you, you could have 1,000,000 volts and only 1 amp and you wouldnt even feal it.

[elijohua]

@Darthmortuus Again you're wrong, 1 amp would almost certainly hurt, let along kill you... especially considering the fact that its a DC voltage... I.e. you're muscles would clench onto the source, making it hard for you let go, thus increasing the damage.

[WolfRageDubstep]

@WiccanHighPriest0 Actually it's the current that kills you, look it up

[elijohua]

@WiccanHighPriest0 Probably not actually...

We're told Voltage, V = 3500Volts

We calculate current; this the what actually causes injury in electric circuits

Let's assume the person is dry, so have skin resistance of 700KΩ, a reasonable assumption.

The current would be V/R, 3500/700000 i.e. 3mA.

30mA is the least amount of current that could cause death.

As we see, the current that would flow from this source of 3500V is 10 times less than the lethal current. Thus rendering death unlikely.

[Tyke91]

@WiccanHighPriest0 depends on the resistance. build your fence out of a resistive material and the 3.5k volts will create a VERY painful shock (but no deadly 0.06 Amps across the heart)

[MadPropsToTheHood]

@WiccanHighPriest0 It's not the volts, it's the current you need to worry about :P

[milinm]

@WiccanHighPriest0 Not for DC current, it takes at least 20,000 to actually kill a person.

[cha00halo]

@WiccanHighPriest0 depends on the current actually

[Caluma122]

@WiccanHighPriest0 Nah depends on the current mate.

[graingjam]

scweem?> excellent..

[licklebwamble]

i write my goals on bits of paper. and my two main targets are...

speil...speil...spelling. sorry i spelt that wrong on the goal sheet. my 2nd target is handwriting because i wan...what? I CANT READ IT THE WRITINGS ALL MESSY!

[ThatRandomVloger]

It will make a 7 year old child scream..... well I know 1 way to do that

[GunnerGreenway]

@ThatRandomVloger thats fucked up

[crewealexboy]

lol 

[jesuslikesporn]

Me encanta "Facejacker". No tenemos esta en españa. Es muy muy gracioso.

Mi amiga lo traduce para mi. :)

No hablo inglés, lo siento.

England is ''awesome''. :D

[spaminabottle]

@jesuslikesporn amigo no es facejacker, es fonejacker, como telefono

[jesuslikesporn]

@spaminabottle Jaaja. Tienes razon. Esta es Fonejacker, no facejacker. Yo no sé mucho.

Gracias a tí.

[tom09005]

@jesuslikesporn You clearly do speak english and I know what you said in spanish anyway

[braadazzluvsgym94]

stupid jew wanna make me beat their face in

[evremn]

1 volt can kill a human.

[Lloydy0105]

@evremn Not likely

[digitised]

@evremn If he has a heart condition... or is covered in petrol...

[bigwormthedon]

@evremn

no it can't!

[666thesnowman]

"make him scream, excellent" LOL

[berkbbx3]

He's a greek jew....it reminds me of the ottoman empire....

[bartownsu]

@berkbbx3 Fuck you, what's that even supposed to mean

[berkbbx3]

@bartownsu fuck u! it reminds me of how mixed the ottomans were, its GOOD thing....

[ahriman46]

fucking jews

[pumpuki]

hahahahahahahah

[Thenerdydrummerguy]

Racist against Jews. Fucking stereotypes..

[Ultragoon]

@Thenerdydrummerguy What? How? Please Explain.

[rizzi2007]

@Thenerdydrummerguy fuk kikes

[YooBurp]

Such a funny voice!!!

[anonimous771]

There does need to be a substancial current to kill you, but increasing the voltage increases the risk of death, even though there has to be quite a high current.

This is because: Power=voltage times current. Therefore, the higher the voltage or amps, means more energy. so voltage can affect how dangerous the electricity is.

[0GreenGiant0]

@anonimous771 its acctually voltage divided by current if your talking about the ohms law then V= I x A , I= V / I , A= V / I

[BeesonTheBeeson]

He sounds like Jonathan Ross hah

[TOWinkworthIpswich]

3500 volts, i swear wudnt that kill sum1?

[welshmando]

@TOWinkworthIpswich It's current that kills. Voltage just drives the current.

[magrev69]

HAHA Very funny....lived next door to a jewish guy like him when i was a kid.

[Noelusmaximus]

no joke - this guy is my landlord , lol

[CROldon]

i feel for you, this man is my next door neibour no joke.

good luck with the rent

[LizzyAston]

neighbour

k!

[000nour000]

loool!!! wow!

[untouchable999]

my favourite caracter

[YooBurp]

lol me too....

[skierplaterandy]

:D vwow

[wow0806]

what would that o to the child?

make him scream

excelent!

[madmandeelo]

n sarcasm is the lowest form off wit so please ya selves

[nathanmorrow1994]

sarcasm isn't the lowest form of wit....it's a way to have a laugh, and make people laugh...

[ksurfbenny]

@madmandeelo wits the highest form of intellect im afraid mate.....

[DeadlyVeggie]

i DISAGREE with DWARFS.

[bazIBIZA2007]

We need more Dufrais on Youtube!

[kissmychudys]

@krashd Those who understand the point know what i am talking about.

[blackwalling]

lol

[piggyjaidaman]

bro u cnt spell either shut the fuck up

[zobo95]

i think he was doing it on purpose to prove a point :)

[OLDFAITHFULLL]

u peeple canott spell 4 shit its an amberesment to the grate britan

[badders0waffle0blade]

I totali agrie OLDFAITHFULL

[briggybwoi]

lol

[madmandeelo]

you cant spell either its people not peeple and is embarrasing not amberesement and its great britain not grate britan you thick fuck!

[iembarassBKs]

@madmandeelo i think your a bit thick mate if you dont realise what he did

[madmandeelo]

to be frank its pointless to take the gypsys over youtube :)

[DeadlyVeggie]

2 tru

:P

[habs4life9]

you fucking idiot, he was spelling those words wrong on purpose. if you didn't realize that then YOU'RE a thick fuck.

[TheLeardMan]

Poor poor joke.

[leontheking21]

@OLDFAITHFULLL like what you did there hahaha

[Meeps247]

@OLDFAITHFULLL lol

[BrokenSmiles91]

@OLDFAITHFULLL aaah that just made me laugh!

[Toadsanime]

@OLDFAITHFULLL Trolling then, I suppose?

[0GreenGiant0]

@OLDFAITHFULLL I'm british and I can say Britain is an embarressment to itself...

[mpempee]

@0GreenGiant0 Fuck off to America then

[0GreenGiant0]

@mpempee believe me im trying

[mpempee]

@0GreenGiant0 urgh you sicken e you little twat

[DeadlyShuriken11]

@0GreenGiant0 Fucking TROLL!

[01hdav]

@OLDFAITHFULLL ha, nice.

[AgoraphobicWhisper]

@spastickintentions You cannot grasp satire

[a89dc]

@OLDFAITHFULLL i totly igree, just a desgrice

[1ManArmy786]

@OLDFAITHFULLL lol wt u telkin boot ya twet

[licklebwamble]

@OLDFAITHFULLL lol

[JDC5656]

@OLDFAITHFULLL lol

[Lockets9801]

@OLDFAITHFULLL lol back at you :) You People Can't Spell Four Shit Its An Imbaresment To The Great Britain

[P3GamingTV]

@Lockets9801 FAILLLLLLL

"You people can't spell for shit, it's an embarrassment to Great Britain."

Spell check that shit ^

[Lockets9801]

@P3GamingTV haha lol u pwned me :)

[OdoNae311]

@P3GamingTV am i missing the error because everything seems to be spelled correctly? haha

[nikelivesonmusic]

@P3GamingTV You misspelled the word "fail".

[sam0n0toby]

@Lockets9801 it was a joke obviously and your correction was also false

[Blobsterisation]

@sam0n0toby how was his correction false LOOOOL

[sam0n0toby]

@Blobsterisation four? imbaresment?

[Blobsterisation]

@sam0n0toby woops soz i thought you meant it to p3gamingtv ;$

[WiccanHighPriest0]

@OLDFAITHFULLL tell me you did that deliberately

[scottishy]

@OLDFAITHFULLL

clearly done on purpose, yet people still unsure... how ironic!!!

[chriswilliammoore]

@OLDFAITHFULLL its for not 4

[Maxterchief116]

@OLDFAITHFULLL Who said Brittian is Great?

[Sugarfairy117]

@Maxterchief116 noone... but Britain is

[6KiiDZ]

@OLDFAITHFULLL looooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooool god bless you

[cormack007]

@OLDFAITHFULLL lwoa

[cetnikz]

What does this video have to do with Zionists or Palestinians?

[kissmychudys]

Zionist bastard looking to kill kids who want to cross into their land which rightfully belongs to Palestine!

[Mooktopia]

based on what...your god...LOL

[0Linerider0forever0]

JUST make him scream lol? Just

[iSakSz]

PRICK

[azza2k7uk]

make him scream? excellent

[myst3rysk4t3]

"Make him scream? Excellent."

[J44K3]

and its dc ;p

[Yldee194]

3.5 thousand volts. More than screaming me thinks.

[dahsandgrub]

not realy, its the amps that kill you, volts just hurt

[DjDimented]

yeah

[taydan04]

yep, your body isn't great at conducting electricity so when a high amperage goes through it it creates huge resistance and huge amounts of heat, cooking you :P

[TheSnoopdoggg]

boloks. lighting is near to 0 amps, but a fuck load of volts...

[dahsandgrub]

"Most measurements have been in the range 5,000 to 20,000 amps but a famous strike just before the Apollo 15 launch in 1971 was measured at 100,000 amperes"

[graymic]

because it takes less than 1amp to kill.

[AMJW92]

@dahsandgrub amps give you cramps, volts give you jolts (:

[artistdigital]

@dahsandgrub Time for Ohms law!!!

[SuperColossal33]

tasers are 50 000 volts

[SSJ5John]

Make him scream? Excellent. Looove his voice

[Lafoliex7]

I'd like to make a complaint PLEASE.

[MarkyBh0y88]

away go choke ursell ya daft poof

[BuddyClub5]

ok me and my friends will

[2005micahael]

is this his political side 'cos this is what happens in Palestine!

[Somerandomguy128]

someone fonejack this # 9499453777

[FormerlyFlightsuit]

Hmmm... 949 is like, Orange County, San Diego, Camp Pendleton, Mission Viejo...

Who is it that I'm crank-calling, and why, exactly, am I doing so?

[TheMontageMaker]

sounds like Jonathan Ross

[skydropsx]

who gives a shit about your argument ......

...this videos funny haha :)

[B1GB0SS1]

He looks like danny fucking devito

[FormerlyFlightsuit]

Well this sucks; now when we search for Fonejacker, we get a bunch of twenty-nine-second snippets from E4, and we have to go hunting for the proper, full-length Fonejacker videos that other folks have uploaded. Thanks for nothing, E4.

[hafsah0x]

type in fonjacker episode one and so one, and it willl come up with half the episode

[FormerlyFlightsuit]

Thank you, hafsah0x! I will try that...

[beanzdaog]

faggot