Big Man Japan Fight 4

[Evi1M4chine]

What the fuck is this, I don’t even…

[spannerheadz]

Weirdest bit has to be at 4:40. WTF is that all about?

[OSCARBERGSTROM]

Deus ex barba

[Kaladin72]

Beardyman!!!!

[Mal3v0l3ntPhant0m]

what. the fuck. is this?

[740karina]

Idiot from .... rly

[iiauvvke]

@preiselbaer93

Yes, he is Ituzi ltao.

[preiselbaer93]

Is this strange flavour monster Itsuji Itao? :D

[fdb4192]

この英訳めちゃ糞やないけ

[antagogen]

i watched the whole thing, randomly found it in a library a while ago, i definitely recommend it, but what does that matter lol. i could compare it to a lot of other stuff, just to put it simply the whole film is just a mindfuck.

[kakawkaization]

Ahaha Motherman:)

[GregorifElfeNoir]

Too bad the subtitle are almost completly wrong :/

I am not fluent in japanese, but I know that the pink monster doesnt yell because he says she is "bigger", but because he calls her "grandma".

[rennanocara]

Holy Shit what the FUCK is wrong with those Asians.....

[usednnanikuskcab]

なんか、切ない・・・。

[Masume25]

I see another WTF Japan video, oh God what is this?

See Matsumoto....oh not a bad video.

[whiskymarko]

daaaaaaaamn this is bullshit

[Pdemelious]

I cried

[6NoHope9]

These subtitles are wrong.

I can understand Japanese and about 50% of this translation is wrong.

Also if you don't understand the comedy in this, I advise that you watch some Japanese TV first like I did, it made me understand just how different Japanese comedy is, and I must admit, it's much better than the stuff I see on British and American TV. It's my type of comedy.

And FYI, these 2 giants are both extremely famous comedians in Japan, extremely popular and successful. Itao and Matsumoto.

[REGZA86]

意味不明なんだけど　なんだこれシュールすぎる

[Polaf3456]

Thank you japan... Thank you for giving me AIDS for my brain.

I hate american TV.

[cowson2006]

THIS IS AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[midlton88]

板尾を出すな。気持ち悪い！ｗ

[555bigman555]

He fell down and died ...? okay ... This whole fucking MOVIE WTFWTFWTF WTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTF­WTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTF­WTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTF­WTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTF !!!

[ishikorokorogase]

なんなんだぁ～これぇ～！！ｗｗｗｗ

[mccarley1977]

I'm disappointed because this has the wrong subtitles. Where's the real one?

[SteveOmatic1979]

it looks like its a fun and funny giant monster movie, who cares if there is no plot, lots of movies out of hollywood have none. Pearl Harbor, Titanic, Cloverfield, etc... if you dont like it then dont watch it, simple as that, right?

[maribell99]

This has to be the strangest thing I have ever seen on Youtube!

[radnoybaku]

WTF ??

[richardfleisher]

面白いよ。何でけなされるのかわからん。

[Grannit666]

Those subtitles are wrong.

[Bulbie7]

@Grannit666

They are. Totally wrong.

[acesd1]

WTF is this? It's got no fucking plot dude.... epic for animation and epic fail for the plot line.....

[mrkittyfart123]

WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK holy shit

[Kroetschild]

lol ?

[cart13tag]

itao!? 1:09

[heteromeles]

Meanwhile, in Japan

[MrJDred]

I don't know what is going on...but I feel stoned now

[risingforest]

めちゃめちゃおもしろいなｗ

そりゃリメイクもされるわ。

[GhostlyClyde]

Wow. The translation on my copy was entirely different. What happened to the line 'He wants to do it with me'?

[explorer47422]

I swear there is something definitely up with the translation..

[metallicshah]

I wish this series has up to 100 episodes. Please, I really need this kind of drug in Youtube everyday.

[emhean]

I just lost several braincells...

[pkemr4]

wasnt there a japanese movie like this but it was a giant naked female instead?

[DLee6188]

MY BRAIN TOOK A SHIT ON ITSELF

[TheOriginalvgamenut]

THAT ENDING HAD ME BURSTING OUT LAUGHING! OMG! L-M-F-A-O!!!!! The rest is just hilarious, but so strange!!!!!!!! XXXD

[BLiiiTzXz]

Lol at 4:30 he's popping a backward boner?

[Akherousia502]

@BLiiiTzXz There's a couple different subtitles for this movie, but the one I watched suggested that it was a mating ritual and that the 'calm' monster wasn't going to let the kid have sex with him despite his mating display. Then he decides to after all, bends over and uh..it has it's way - hence the next scene with all the rumbling.

I think that's the correct interpretation, seems to make more sense than this one ahah

[BLiiiTzXz]

@Akherousia502 Thank you for explaining this to me lol.

[lighthouse1914]

なんか、何回も観ているうちに、だんだんオモシロさが分かってき­たように感じます。

[nyankichi1]

Many translations in this movie are not correct.

[chamegane]

this translation is not accurate. The actual conversation is so much more funny and crazy.

[lowlypeasant]

What happens at 4:30 ? The plant guys knock him out then what? Seems like a part was left out.

[711nong]

@lowlypeasant This video isn't complete. I watched the full DVD and I realize a part was left out. In the full movie, during that scene, it is indicated that the 10 year old monster was actually performing a mating dance. the first monster he encounters, the one that also has the face of a man, is actually a female monster. After big man says for the younger one to calm down, he is supposed to say "the lady isn't interested".

[lowlypeasant]

@711nong ..oh well that makes perfect sense.. WAAAA??? huh? I gotta see this movie.

[TheXtuner]

SHIYYTTT... I EAATEE EA VRONG MUSCHROOMN

[starrwulfe]

これはめっちゃーランドムじゃない？ww

[sessrojak]

LOL?

[2dreamy]

Its matsumoto!

[litnus]

damnit Matsumoto!!!!!

[Tonycaveman]

Goddamnit, Japan.

[arkz22]

another japan weird movie.

[godwillkillusall]

WTF IS THIS

[rockspoo]

I... wow... I just... wow...

[kawasakiksr80]

英訳あってなくね？

[izzatul104]

I. Dont. Understand .

[vjkrishna08]

whaadephaaaakkk is that??

[qhairina]

matsumoto!!

[missnaleeyaII]

oh no............. wtf did i just watch?

[TheWikitommy]

I hate wadefak moment.

[hybridpeformance]

wtf did i just watch... i actually watch till the end. wtfbbq..

[yakuzachin88]

damn! Japanese rape my mind again!

[TypeR618]

これが日本発でリメイクされるの、ちょっと恥ずかしいわね…；

[akiyoshi567]

細かい言い回しが英訳で補えてないですね。

[nyankomaru0716]

なんだこれ・・・・・・

なんか海外でリメイクするとかいう話を聞いてちょっと見に来たん­だが酷いな

[nishizaki66]

DC Comics published a comic book in the early 70's that had "monsters" that look a lot like some of these monster creations. Creepy but imaginative!!!

[Klootjee]

wtf did i just watch?

[aristo0508]

英訳がイマイチ不足してる気がします

[MrJaysChannel]

happens all the time.

[heronXS]

WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE  FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK

[weinerman]

@heronXS

You can't handle it Bro? Strange Flavor Monster, get over it.

[mrskaterboy677]

i love how they just yell at each other to talk

[gigigood1]

this doesn't make any sense... well maybe to a japanese person

[Issun9000]

@gigigood1

believe me not even to them XD

[gigigood1]

@Issun9000 really?

[sporeboy67]

he killed a baby or kid lol

[LadyLotus74]

When I wanted the translations, I selected the English Subtitle option in the Captions Menu of the DVD. That will help a lot.

[PaveLowPat01]

lol i have martial arts classes at Ikebukuro xD

[59Hellfire]

o_o.............i'm not sure what someone would do if they watched this high.....

[cheetara218]

NIPPLE BITE

[Moondrops2010]

( ´ ▽ ` )ﾉ aha.........aha !!

[omfg4000]

Omg its a fucking vagina and a fucking dick. Look at it lol :D hahahahahhah

[mymovienerd]

If you watch this on LSD you will see that this is clearly a movie about what humans are doing to the environment.

[FairuzDaReaper]

ahahaha.. itao and matsumoto always, zutto crack me up!!

[ONEpieceaokiji]

wtf

[kusanagikyo1]

hey it's joe higashi!!! cool haair!!

[Matsute]

wat

[99potoy]

NIce animation!!! Japanese are really far ahead in terms of animation to make such skit just for a laugh. Man this kind of thing is very costly and time consuming!!! Japan is really is really amazing. The animation is clean... is this really a movie or a series in japan that is being showed weekly in Japan? Tnx for posting...

[BriceCaumartin]

itao itsuji desu!!!!

[EknanTheDeath]

I sense what was becoming a pedo smile at 7:16.

[watthell]

ITSUJI ITAO'S BLACK JACK! this movie was streaming earlier on justin.tv

[pooie0116]

?! What kind of fight was that? All I saw was painfully poor dialogue between ridiculous characters and a nipple-biting man-baby-thing. I don't get it.

[bluedahliaz]

@pooie0116 It doesn't surprise me that you don't get it. The translation is really terrible...

[marin904]

wtf

[NejiKusa]

What the holy fuck!

[Magispace96]

Was that monster's face belong to itao?

[Xivilay1]

there is no logic behind all this XD

[troytroy234]

if you asian you should understand this

[ThemeIshere]

@troytroy234 Yeah, because they speak Asian in Asia...OMG!

[KhristAlmighty]

@troytroy234 dumb nig

[YozoraMai]

lol xD?

[qwq45]

I HAVE TO ADMIT JAPAN IS THE MOST CREATIVE CULTURE THERE IS. LOOK AT ALL THE STUFF THAt comes from that little island nation

[GonzoNeo]

The squid monster is Itao XDDDD

[Deejayrazorrr2010]

4:30 Uh oh....

[JukemDrawles89]

LMAO a giant matsumoto :O

[macrofilesmovies]

4:30 gigantic prolapsed rectum. lol.

[marvel159]

best movie ever

casual talking to a giant squid and your a huge jappanes guy

FTW!!!!!

[5555charlie]

WTF. Does godzilla show up and kill everyone at the end of this weird movie

[SadistNein]

The translation here kinda sucks.. But still, it's funny as fuck.

[pigletinchocolate]

sub is so wrong.

[chazkm]

I love how cautious he is after getting his ass kicked by the red monster.

[StoryMaker0515]

These subs are really wrong... i saw this movie and it was totally different. Even though my family and i just fastfoward to the fights XD but it's totally wrong.

[Tigerlvr12]

Ok, what drugs were the Japanese on this time?

[MIKKAMETDIESTIKKA]

@Tigerlvr12 mushrooms

[MiamiTouri]

@Tigerlvr12

plutonium?

[ChildrenofAmory]

I wonder what have Kid n' Play been up to?

[sighsucker]

WTF IS THIS CRAP?!

[TheTightomat]

u r f***ing stupid. ignorant sucker. so if you u don`t get sth, it`s automatically shit? u r shit! dumbass.

[pash91]

i had different subtitles on the movie i bought

[LoveFromDownUnder]

WTF is this really a movie????????????????

[shenghu]

Itao Itsuji does the voice for the lazy one?

[owl975]

i don't think people realize this is a comedy.

[pash91]

@owl975 they dont realize cus nothing is funny in it

[tetisweed]

ohh my fucking god, that just too stupid... xD if that means japan, SCI-FI scary movie... so they are idiots!

[maimingbetty]

lol strange flavour? 

[urbanesmala]

yeah, these translations are horribly wrong.

[owl975]

too funny. "Urusai!"

[sawakadin]

all of u think this is crap. well this movie is COMEDY so fuck off

[devilonthebay]

@airehk When you put in either "crazy" or "Japanese" or "weird" or either word with the word "Japanese" and these kinds of things usually comes up.

[devilscar]

lol i think that strange bakemono is itao itsuji he does cameo on gaki no tsukai

[MrGrimezTheAntiHero]

Whoa whoa whoa whoa this is the most random movie I have ever come across.

There's me thinking the film industry is all about reboots and remakes.

Hey in Japan they really know how to take creativity to a higher level.

Much love and respect to Japan.

[Sharebyakuya]

what just happeend? O.O

[jtburtt]

This is a riot

[Baldoxxx4000]

if theyr trying to be funny...well they FAILED..

[mentalmetal1]

huh?

[inconvenient12345]

why, why,why???????? what movie company will finanace this crap, u litterally lower you iQ by watching this

[8888CoolM8888]

my brain , its pulp now

[AwKwArDblkaznwiteTUR]

the subtitles are extremely wrong in this video. who made this?

[scratchaholiks]

WTF

[stylizhmathias]

What a fucked movie.

[solitarylonewolf]

This isn't even technically a "fight" .. he just stands there talking with the "strange flavor monster" the whole time. Wtf.

[jermeeee]

those were definitely not the translations...those two pink things are trying to "get it on."

[sargeras99]

my mind was epically fcuked in so many levels

[pochankitty]

Holy shit what an awful translation : (

[AuronpeacemakerG]

Jajajaj No ma que es estojajajaja xDDDDDDDD

[generallogicmgk]

yea I guess thats true. But as a dierect response to wyvernsc's comment, I thought it will make sense of why some people say the translations are not correctly done. But in terms of content, i think ur pretty much right.

Big man Japan is from what I have seen on television, not too popular in other countries due to all the cultural differences.

[ussumane22]

this movie = mindfuck

[pash91]

@ussumane22 this movie = useless

cant believe i spent money on this shit

[ussumane22]

@pash91 wow dud, you actually watched on cinema? were there lots of people?

[niamtxiv]

this movie is strange. i watched the whole thing and i was like, wtf is going on.

[generallogicmgk]

im japanese.

The translation have wrong parts.

For example: 1:49 - the guy says in japanese "look old lady," and the monster cuts him by saying "who are you calling old lady?"

but the translations say: "think you can say what you like, because you are bigger than me?"

[phasmamagus]

The Ruko (netflix) version has way better translations.

[ljsavmech]

@generallogicmgk true but the words are changed for the culture that it will be shown in. the old lady comment would confess me the USA viewer. you translat context not just content. insults and defence are not the same in all country

[plasticmickey]

ye, old lady fits better in the context.

[wyvernsc]

People keep saying the translations are wrong, but no one will say how he/she knows this! REPEAT: How do you know the translations are wrong? What qualifies you to say this?

[muraoka123]

大日本人最高

[xHoBLxKingdm]

translations r wrong alot

[wyvernsc]

Why are people saying the translation is bad? How do they know?

[diegothomas]

wow what a stupid question..... maybe they know 2 languages....

[wyvernsc]

Not stupid at all. Anyone can say the translations are wrong, but what qualifies them to say it? Would still like to know.

[loveyoufolks]

@wyvernsc because I know both languages.

[goyachamploo]

@wyvernsc

I know both language....

not everybody only speaks one language

like you.

[spacecowboy5000]

5:50 It's little Bobby Lee!!!!

[MrMongosuckmymongos]

wtf this movie is so gay y wont he fight the big arse things

[jieister]

unfortunate that so much of the comedy genius is lost in the bad translation... 本当に残念。。。『泣』

[DrBurglewergle]

@jieister Yes very, I found this movie very amusing though.