Shanghai Noon 5/11

[boredguy52]

"you look different..... i see it when i look at you...... i see it in your eyes"

referring to the Asian eyes there huh? smh

[SpadaccinoLuciano]

Owen Wilson is like the whitest guy ever.

[dannu677]

what is the song at 7:45 ?

[jengkiesville]

4 days in america and he is married to a hot indian woman damn jackie

[kisokushii]

sayonara...he's CHINESE damn it

[tinkersmomma]

Princess Pee Pee lol. Get's me every time.

[ProtodroneAce78]

Roy: "Oh it's a pretty lady."

Chon: "Is/it's my wife."

Roy: "How long you've been in this country?"

Chon: "4 days."

Lol

[ravitejanellore]

rescue princess pp....pepe  LOL

[sweenkingandwow2]

01:00  trancscribe audio dark claim not progress

[makgirling]

piss shirt bend bar!

[jenniferJaneParker1]

i love owen wilson

[ServantOfAllah0264]

I like that, the forbidden city, princess, kidnapped, its so mysterious..

[narutofano03]

CHIPICHAUWHA

[joelsky1234]

this is great

[Area51ZeroX]

damn that horse is funny and gawd damn people stop quoting lines from the movie its annoying as hell

[hnily]

princess PiPi...

[munnonockspirit]

@9:20 That's exactly what I'd do if anyone came after MY braid. lol

[JohnxFall]

LOL JACKie chan spits in his hand

[StuffForFun2]

0 people are retards to dislike this...

[huangalex98]

you said wet shirt don't break not piss shirt bend bar LOL

[luckypandalover]

hahhahaha

roy:wow wow such a pretty lady

jackie:this is my wife xD

[TheRachaelShow1]

he double crosss us lol look whos talking LOL that guy did it too

[SoaringSpartan]

I can't! No more!

[Kyle911X]

This film make's me wanna Load up Red Dead Redemption on my X-360 and start a new Story-Mode lmao..thanks for uploading this film Rostuse!!

[TheAllAboutX]

06:52

I help u rescue Princess PePe

PeiPei

Haha

[TheAllAboutX]

I help u rescue Princess PePe

PeiPei

Haha

[famegaga666]

China rock!

[markdave3]

07:56 LOL!!

[Zoolander824]

no not ur hand stop lol

[billionairealaskan]

no no no you said wet shirt dont break, not piss shirt bend bar LMAO!!!

[AngryCowProductionZ]

piss shirt bend bar XD

[ethusiasm]

chipichawa means hooker, rofl!!!

[mychobbo]

when he says i can see the difference i his eyes it sounds kinda racist

[mychobbo]

i wonder how many bloopers does it take for him to stay still staring at roy

[1COALCHAMBER1]

THAT SON OF A BITCH,,, THAT TWO TIMIN' SON OF A BTICH,,!!!!!!LMAO

[jichelle123]

"I'll help you save princess pee pee" HAHAHAHA !!!!! funny because in singapore translation : Princess Shit. HAHA LOL=.-

[adambelfast1]

his name isnt john wayne its chon wang

[NOfrigginJoke]

"John Wayne? No thats horrible!" I nearly shat out of my mouth I was laughing so hard lol.

[nguyenfire]

"To rescue princes pee pee'' lol

[d79012]

Hahahah!!! They are awesome!!!

[GHemre1995]

what's the name of the song starting at 9:40

[ofomatheblackbelt]

@GHemre1995 cowboy kid rock

[Beastie06]

shalom xD

[MegaMoneyMan92]

him and jackie are the best team! :D

[Badassunlocked]

@MegaMoneyMan92 and Chris Tucker baby

[heyitshannahbanana]

"wet shirt don't break not piss shirt bend bar" haha

[XxowendanxX]

Wang Chung's wife seems to always show up at the right time LOL....haha he bended the jail bars with the piss shirt...Wang Chung is da MAN!!....the horse's name is Fido, LOL...and acts like a dog..."Princess Pee Pee" lol....Roy O'Bannon was a good judge of character..what a nice guy Jedidiah was...'SHALOM"...

[kassnorbi]

@XxowendanxX Princess Pei Pei actually

[iKaato]

John Wayne? LOL

[Krurnosai]

@gippaloo mythbusters tested this myth and the shirt did break ^_^

[gippaloo]

"Noo you said wet shirt don't break, not piss shirt bend bar."

LMAO best line in the movie!

[SiddTheFrickingNayak]

PRINCESS PEE PEE XD

[GreyGooseVodka555]

lmao john wayne

[ThERealiStT]

'Work Your magic right here,

Jackie ; To drie

'What Juice it Up Juice it Up, !

Jackie : I CANT NO MORE !

lol :P XD

[BODownz]

4:15, "Hola, Adios Sucker :P" "What.. D:?"

[ThePeachCockTaiL]

the indians call it ''CHIPI CHAWA''

[slacker482]

Relax, it'll come. XD

[TaiMaiSht]

Piss shirt bend bar.

[twshuman]

gawd, that was awkward in the prison cell scene....

[Toineuchiha]

''Adios, sucker!'' ''nah, just kidding'' lol

[AlexHJ19]

i was wondering they left jackie's bag which has 100,000 gold?

[Ryomapinoy]

Princess Pee pee is a sexy name.

[that1panamanian]

princes pee pee lol

[that1panamanian]

@EDMOIL no shit,

way to fail

[delpjer]

4:18 HAHAHAHAHA!!! The best line ever!!!

[tutfut]

that horse seems very well trained

[bboyphyskid]

haha you stay on your side of your room i figure out over here and you play over there lmao!

[moodysoup]

Hmm...I prefer to put a thicker blanket (or double up thin ones) on the horses I ride. I take their comfort into consideration over mine. Keeps them happy, keeps me happy. Less buckies =D

[ACDC392333]

come on out little roy work your magic lmao

[Youngmarine0109]

"come out little roy, do your magic" lololololololol

[Stronghart90]

"I can't.. No more!" XDDDD

[hitokibatusai]

"you said wet shirt not break not pissed shirt bend bars"golden stuff lmfao haha

[amm019]

@hitokibatusai

I wonder if that's actually possible, thinking scientifically wise

[hitokibatusai]

@amm019 I think it is i mean I haven't tried it yet but I think it is i mean using a simple towel might bend a few weak bars :D

[amm019]

@hitokibatusai Well, maybe the salt from the urine makes it tougher or something like that.

[hitokibatusai]

"you saod wet short not break not pissed short break bars"holden stuff lmfao haha

[raigami]

princess pi pi

[lordkyle10]

dont waste my time with stuff like that ok?

a 2000 thousand year old civilization

thats all u can come up with?

shame on you!

shame on you!!

wtf!! friggin hilarious!! LOL!!!

[johncross10]

"juice it up juice it up" "can't no more" LOL

[Kapuchino157]

Aww, too bad. They don't know about the magic hair pin trick! ^^

[GameCritic101]

wow jackie chan can go with any actor edie murphy and owen wilson

[Kapuchino157]

@GameCritic101

He makes his best comedy movies with those two! ^^

[CyborgNinja442]

@GameCritic101 When was he in a movie with Eddie Murphy?

[predetor911]

@CyborgNinja442 I Spy

[Pigeonzbomb12]

And that was some fine Imperial Guard robes there... :(

[EdericEDDY]

its actually 5000yrs

[zenki260]

Roy: wet shirt dont break, not piss shirt bend bar xD

[InfantRattleBonez]

3:37 LOL.

[Raiiihanaa]

i love when he spits in his hand haha !

[freakyjos]

thats my wife!

how long have you been in this country?

4 days.

lmao

[mackfriends]

Roy....yesssssssssssss...

[Roadie92]

You said wet shirt dont break not piss shirt bend bar. XD

[SDub817]

"adios sucker, na I'm just kidding" lol

[moodysoup]

@SDub817 lol, I love the way Jackie says, "Whaat?" XD

[fudd664]

all i gotta say is Jackie Chan and Owen Wilson

[blackshitman]

jackie chan n owen reminds me of jackie chan n chirs tucker

[vattereyha]

roy was shocked when he heard 100,000 pieces of gold. can i have at least 1 piece :)

[burningemperial1]

I'm Chinese and my Dad looks a like Jackie Chan 85% he has the face except for the super awesome long hair and the Kung Fu!

[TubHnubQub91]

@burningemperial1 what about Chan's big nose??? because his son has his nose...

[Younowkoed]

Chon wang

John Wayne xD

[rbdzntsfrlk]

chipee chaw-wa lol

[battousaiblade]

i love this movie

it's one of the best

Jackie and Owen make an awesome "kick ass" team

[ElysianxFields]

in china all imperial guards have to have their private parts cut out. WHY? so they won't mess up with the emperor's women.

Thats a fact

so wouldn't that make jackie chan one of them? Then how can he and hte princess be together at the end?

[darklordtang]

i would say you made a bit mistake here. only servant who took care of imperial and his wifes lost their thing, not security guard.

[ElysianxFields]

oh ic. thanks for the correction

[jordanpruittjuli]

Princess PeePee!

LMAO

[UmaakuKyarorin]

''Who´s the pretty lady?''

''That´s my wife''

''How long have you been in this counrty?''

''Four days''

''Nice work!''

[sattarinho]

princess Pipi hahahaha

[dingoberrypie]

hahaha there are things really wong in this world and stealing princess is one of them

[ADD8oi]

see i told you so

no, you said wet shirt dont break, not piss shirt bend bar

lol i love this movie

[LookAtThatHalo]

"Adios, sucker"

"What?"

"No, I'm just kidding" Haha! XD

[BanditoXYZ192]

LMAO @ 03:36 ..''naw, you said wet shirt don't break, not piss shirt bend bar'' LMFAOO too funny.

[Maxcloudy]

i like those finger marks on the horse's ass xD

[MosGuitar]

juna leing( or watever) John wayne!!! LOL

[earthblast23]

this my wife. how long have u been in this country? 4 days. nice

[TavernProductions]

Nah you said Wet Shirt dont break not Piss Shirt Bend Bars xD

[hip2thabone]

Haha hold this shirt... no that's your shirt :)

[theREMIXshufflekidz]

lawls princess Pee PEE

[munda1999]

lol princess pee pee

[Jazzadrin]

Thanks for posting these.