Funny German Commercial

[Blubableful]

Scheiße gelaufen...

[xAstrapi]

xDD

[omgroflgamer2010]

damn guys, stop complainin bout if it's Dutch or German, it's funny anyway! Without the ending there would only have been chinese or so, so who cares <.<

[RammsteinVS]

It's a Dutch commercial, not a German -.-.-.-.-

[BananaShakeDeluxe]

you're cute. :D that was dutch and not german, dude. ;) but its very funny. :D

[Smelldark27]

This guy speaking chinese xD

[MrYatabtab]

Omg that's how Asians are I don't give a F k about you!

[AmaoNoBolso]

DUTCH AND DEUTSCH

[MrNeto93]

oo demon

[mirrormirrorism]

ach egal ob deutsch oder niederländisch!es ist auf jeden fall ein lustiger werbefilm,ihr besserwisser!

[tausendstein]

Achmea is an insurance company from the netherlands (member of EURAPCO like the Gothaer in Cologne) ... and so its not a german comercial...

[ahmedsahraouichannel]

so bad !! lmao !

[Shroomnerd]

Seriously, not German X-D

[xXxIsmirWurstxXx]

final destination 5 ? ^^

[DSCHrocks1]

That's not german you fools

[bachi339]

ich versteh kein Wort ^^, I understand nothing and i'm from germany^^

[TheMrStranger1]

FAIL!!! that`s not German it`s Dutch insurance commercial called ACHMEA

[Souxs9]

final destination!!!

[xxxCatherineLohanxxx]

that's not german, freak.

sounds like chinese.

[organizewithchaos]

Dutch (Nederlands) is what we speak over here in The Netherlands & Belgium. German is called Deutsch in German. \most English speakers, and definitely most Americans don't understand that subtle difference.

[TheChnob]

@organizewithchaos Unfortunately....

[TheSumtimez]

@organizewithchaos

It's possibly because of the usage of the word "Dutch" in English language. This was used for "German" long before. If you read a book from many centuries ago and they're writing about "Dutch" in it they probably mean "German".

Sorry for my bad English.^^

[Rusaki12]

@organizewithchaos Ha ha ha I agree with you that most Americans dont understand that Dutch is used in Holland (Sorry Im Russian and we say Holland) and Belgium. Because Americans are to stupid to understand that.

[loameer]

@organizewithchaos Not only that dude, they think that Dutch people live in Denmark.

[firewolf20002001]

@organizewithchaos We of the world are sorry for your insignificance, perhaps if the Dutch engaged in a more aggressive marketing campaign we wouldn't call your language 'Deutsch' or your country 'Germany's little hat'.

[docdecker]

@organizewithchaos Because you're right but the Americans are so stupid and do not understand it even if you explain it so beautiful

[TheChancelor01]

@organizewithchaos I am an american living in germany as an exchange student, and trust me, I personally can tell the difference. but you guys are right that other americans don't know the difference, simply because they don't care to learn it.

[MutterKonfessor]

@organizewithchaos warum eigentlich kann ja auch britisch und amerikanisches englisch auseinanderhalten

[leonavis]

@MutterKonfessor Ja, weil wir uns dafür interessieren. ;-)

Der Unterschied zwischen niederländisch und deutsch ist für die wohl wie für uns der Unterschied zwischen Han und Wu. Man weiß es, wenn man sich damit beschäftigt, aber warum sollte man es tun? Zudem ist niederländisch eigentlich eine Art Slang des niederdeutschen, aber auch wenn es eigene Form angenommen hat.

[Sarah9863]

are you kidding me ?i'm German and this is not german :D

[andrushunushu]

oh, now I know where final destiny 5 stole that from

[MrScorpion571]

idiot it isnt german its DUTCH!!!!

[Calibraliebhaber]

and who the fuck is that german, im from germany and ther is no only word in german

[heinrich97]

@Calibraliebhaber Das war aber auch kein Englisch. Gehe 5 Klassen zurück und nochmal würfeln.

[GingerTheArcanine123]

...Dutch. I'm sorry,

I don't speak a word of Dutch and I know that's Dutch.

How? Because it's not German XD

Sorry, I know you must have heard this like 50 times already, I just had to nit-pick.

[DeltownAtze]

lol nab

its dutch not german..

just look on the website in the end... its .nl (netherlands)

[TheCrystallish]

it is dutch



[Robin11567]

this isnt german

[savcob]

this is Mandarin..

[11Kralle]

There are no funny german commercials - only ridiculous or pathetic ones.

[schalala321]

@11Kralle

spoken like a wise person :D

[11Kralle]

@schalala321

Thing You learn online...:)

[Nelclaud21]

@11Kralle That is not true, maybe you need to watch more German TV.

[11Kralle]

@Nelclaud21

I certainly dont.

[dereiligemartin]

it´s dutch, babies. before postig some videos - website checken.

[MrFingersk8te]

Du etwas zu sterben und guessen werden!

[GERLoewe1]

Das nich ma deutsch und leif her auch noch nie... derbe unnötiges video.

[noby8186]

@GERLoewe1 für was sollte das auch werbung sein?

[captainbackflash]

@noby8186 Für eine Versicherung.



[noby8186]

@captainbackflash ok 

[AlexWerz]

Some time ago my company (canadian) converted a webpage for us (germany)...but no one could read it. They got confused and translated english into dutch (not german) :-D

[they0are0here]

i would have started ripping those things out !

[Rambotnical]

Why the hell are there 100 comments about dialects, but no comments asking what the HELL this commercial is promoting?

[FR0STY0115]

@Rambotnical Its an insurance company,a company located in the Netherlands,so they are speaking Dutch.

[FR0STY0115]

@Rambotnical oops never mind about the language:) it is an insurance company though:) located in the Netherlands.

[kuma982]

why do i not know this com.? cause i don´t watch TV, i first tought. but NO!

its Dutch not Deutsch.

but funny!!!

[ihno45]

that's dutch, stupid!

[1949giorgio]

OK, guys, can you check your information before you post it? And your language, too, if that’s not too much for you? @Blackbalconty: Dutch is not VERY close to German, but the Germans are sometimes uncomfortably close to the Dutch.

[ChrisRenucci]

Thats dutch not german.

[Aroddo]

This particular dialect of german is called "Dutch" btw.

[ThatBoyWithaGuitar]

@Aroddo -_-

[r6noko]

@Aroddo

Dutch is not a German dialect.

It's the language spoken in Holland (Netherland)

[Aroddo]

@r6noko

sheesh, spot the irony without :rolleyes:

[r6noko]

@Aroddo

I see a horrific amount of dumbness on YouTube, so excuse me that I didn't spot the irony :D

[Chraan]

@r6noko

I have to admit I am not sure whether its appropriate or not to consider Dutch as a German dialect. Sure it is officially a different language, but isn't it developed out from German like Jiddish should be in fact a dialect of German?

[r6noko]

@Chraan Well, I don't know the history of the Dutch language.

But if it was a German dialect, wouldn't it be spoken somewhere in Germany? This is not the case as far as I know.

Also, I can understand every German dialect.

But Dutch is very hard to understand for me, so I would say no, you can't say it.

I consider it as it own language :)

[AggroBuLLeT]

@r6noko Actually, dutch WAS the official language in germany long time ago. But it wasnt really dutch like you know it, a little bit different. Plus at this time holland didnt exist, all countries in that arae which you know today, were back then in the area of Germania. Anyway, after germania split off into alot countries, germany developed high German and Holland developed the dutch language which you know today.

[r6noko]

@AggroBuLLeT So I am right :P

[Nelclaud21]

@Aroddo Where do you come from? Where do you speak a dutch dialect in Germany? is that some new ghetto language-dialect? I am from berlin but maybe i am missing something?

[Aroddo]

@Nelclaud21

jo, du vermisst eine Grundausbildung in Sarkasmus.

[TodeesSockee]

the fuck was ist dutch??

[trickfilmz]

@TodeesSockee holländisch :D



[leyelwhyyy]

FOR ALL YOU PEOPLE THINKING ITS GERMAN OR DUTCH.. IT IS NOT!.. THE MAN IS SPEAKING IN A DIFFERENT DIALECT OF CHINESE.. CALLED TEOCHEW... i would know. its my native language... pretty funny reading all ur comments arguing about german, english, dutch, french.... when the man is speaking chinese lollll

[Megamonsterkarnickel]

@leyelwhyyy Depp! We discuss about the recalm near the fin! This is Dutsch... Thats the chinese speaking sometihing like chinese its clear

[wrestlingfan21051991]

@leyelwhyyy Your right, but It is still a dutch commercial not a german one

[xDisRazyboix]

Lol there's a commercial in my native language =D It's Teochew btw guys

[metalica1337]

luckily for me I speak fluent Cantonese

[Nelclaud21]

this is not german, why can people not get their facts straight before they post something? Sure everything is german, only us germans can not understand a word or even read the advertisement.

[WalterCrock]

please change the language!

Das ist keine deutsche Werbung!

Maybe it is danish. I don't have any clue. Just like you ;)

[EasyEisfeldt]

@WalterCrock dutch

[tzwmitom]

@WalterCrock Every time you see a foreign commercial and don't know the country of origin, check the domain in the website address shown by the end of the ad.

[krockkiller]

Dutch insurance company commercial NOT GERMAN

[Fabianzandt]

Ich denke das Video ist in erster Linie interessanter als eure Aggressionen gegen den Titel und eure unerfüllten Jugendträume die von Dänen zerstört wurden, weswegen ihr gleich so aggressiv werdet wenn jemand Deutsch mit Dänisch verwechselt :-)

[ashlaize]

ohh come on its japanese i think

[JuliaThies]

versteh ich nich. :D

[Feldjaeger666]

thats not german thats Dutch...

[MartinLutzStudios]

thats not german (i know cause i'm a german) thats dutch!

[MultiKultiShow]

thats no german :D

[MrUnleashed95]

It's not German... but it's funny though =D

[Blackbalconty]

DUTCH and GERMAN(Deutsch) is a comletly DIFFRENT language.

It's like i would say "Oh, were is the diffrence between english and france?"

[VacuumJacket]

@Blackbalconty More like france and spanish. Because English, Dutch and German are indo-germanic languages, hence they are very similar.

[Nelclaud21]

@Blackbalconty Americans do not care. Anything that they can not understand is German, does not matter if it is swedish, danish or russian.

[LeHuyAnh]

@Nelclaud21 Yeah, 'cause that's what their Jewish friends tell them. Anything "European" or continental is bad to them.

[LongingForever]

@Nelclaud21 But why?:D

[aggi181]

@Nelclaud21 or norwegian :D

[Nelclaud21]

@aggi181 There is a difference. Not to be picky but Dutch, and German can not be interchanged. that is like saying Gaelic and american english is the same.

[Sprite299LP]

@Blackbalconty Not exactly. Dutch and German are pretty similar. Just like Kaya Yanar says. Dutch is german only funnier. :P But you're right, though.

[XpsyZ]

@Sprite299LP A few word are similar, thats all. Dutch is totally different.

[BeatsandBox]

@Blackbalconty its french, not france ...

[AggroBuLLeT]

@Blackbalconty Fail lol. Dutch and German and even English are Germanic languages. French not. And German and dutch is VERY CLOSE. Your comment fails.

[coopernfsps]

@AggroBuLLeT lol i wanted to rediss but obviously you're right^^i just checked wikipedia xD

[Nelclaud21]

@AggroBuLLeT no it is not. I have been to Holland many times and I do not understand it. I can hear some german words and english ones but that does not mean I can understand what they are saying.

[AggroBuLLeT]

@Nelclaud21 Idc how many times you have been there. I believe hundreds of historians more than you, lol. Dutch = a Germanic Language, fact. Dutch = was long time ago part of germania, fact. Dutch = very very old German, fact. After the germania split up, germany invented high german, and netherlands just kept the old language, fact.

[Prolyer]

@Blackbalconty not exactly, theyre way more similar to each other than french and english

[reliewztag]

@Prolyer Omg, so its just like french and italiano..

but its so different, that if you don't live nearby the border, you can hardly understand a word

[TheHottchen]

@reliewztag @manakamar Seid ihr Deutsche? Are you dutchs? No, I think it's like English and German...but noone speaks dutch in Germany!

[reliewztag]

@TheHottchen

Hm,I'm sorry, that's two different questions ^^

Yes, I'm german, but not dutch (from the netherlands)

but i dont think its like english and german:

if you've never heard someone speaking english, you wont understand a word,

but when people from the netherlands speak slowly, you can understand their intention and vague what they want to tell you - just like french and italian people or polish and russian guys ;)

Greetings from Aachen (nearby Cologne)

[Keijiro86]

@reliewztag Das gilt i.d.R. nur hier in Grenznähe. Das Platt hierzulande und der entsprechende Dialekt auf NL-Seite ähneln sich sehr. Wenn du tiefer nach Holland reinfährst ändert sich das, erst Recht wenn man nicht in Grenznähe aufgewachsen ist und daher nicht den hiesigen Dialekt kennt.

/klugscheißing off

Gruß aus Alsdorf ;)

[reliewztag]

@Keijiro86 :) joa, bin ich ja, aachen wa;)

[irnkdwndjsn]

@TheHottchen Its not Dutchs that doesnt exist its simply Dutch

[manakamar]

@Prolyer Allright - take Spanish and Portuguese then

[HaarigeSache86]

@Blackbalconty äähm dutch and german completly different thats not true

[jaman5001]

@Blackbalconty

At black, english and french are different languages

[prohawker]

@jaman5001 dutch and german too.

[27awesomechick]

@prohawker No it was made by Apeldoorn a frickin dutch country

[YM4LIVE1]

@Blackbalconty germany stealing every thing and change it to her own language.

[Crazyfogfighter]

@YM4LIVE1 actually german is one of the oldest european languages, there is a big german influence on english and dutch, as well as a latin one.

[Vethalon]

@Blackbalconty I would say, the best comparison is french and spanish or italian, many words are similar, mainly fillwords like and, or, but, etc. but the main words are totaly diffrent.

[sangavithepsycho]

Guys, its DUUUUUUUTCH

.____.

not german

[marzoarg]

yo por mi me quedo

[samyydeluxefan]

That shit is dutch not german! Spread the word haha

[9snaker]

This isn't funny -.-

That scared me more than every Horror-Film the last passed years! :(

[YeloOoszz]

a "fuck my life" moment

[hihihi632]

Guys guys guys, it is not German, Dutch or English at all. It is Chinese.

[9snaker]

@hihihi632

i gess so, too

what the hell did he even made that remark of dutch? i thought he'd be fucking dutch, but no... -_- i guess he's german, now...

[Goafraggle1980]

@9snaker Its not german its dutch. everyone can see it on the commercial text at the end! By the way im german ;o)

[MrThermoskanne555]

thats netherlands not germany!!!

[fetischterranova]

funny chinese commercial

[JuliaThies]

Wie kommt es, dass ich deutsch bin und KEIN VERF*CKTES WORT VERSTEHE?

[DimaFilmt]

@JuliaThies schätze mal, weil es niederländisch ist^^

[Onafee1849]

@JuliaThies ...das is doch auch der sinn der sache.. ein deutscher bei nem chinesen..der versteht auch nichts..maaan

[JuliaThies]

@Onafee1849 wo is da der Sinn?

[Onafee1849]

@JuliaThies dann macht die werbung für dich halt keinen sinn, ey :D man, man man :D

[gurkenhamster]

@JuliaThies because the guy is speaking an asian language and the commercial is dutch. wait.. warum hab ich auf englsch geantwortet? hmm... muss mich wohl dran gewöhnt haben

[JuliaThies]

@gurkenhamster hä

[hfdbl]

@JuliaThies Dachte ich mir auch grad^^

[JLP228]

It's funny cuz it's Dutch.

[zimstinka]

Well it's true it's Dutch, but the Netherlands is a province of Germany, so techically it is German.

[Yrla18]

@zimstinka A province of Germany? wtf? the languages are related but that's about it

[zimstinka]

@Yrla18

Why do you think that?

[garfield494]

that not german

[albiruules]

thats dutch not german idiots

[MaxwellEindhoven]

The Germans can only wish they could make such commercials like we do. :)

[chills978]

@MaxwellEindhoven And the Dutch wishes, they could play soccer like we are :D

[MaxwellEindhoven]

@chills978 Well, to us it might be better to be the underdog, the last friendly match means nothing to us. We can beat you anyway. I guess we'll see who's best at Euro 2012. Anyway, it's about a commercial, not football.

[mocker63]

Do some f***ing research before you post something!

[Immo96Tv]

its dutch man :D

[CologneCG]

That's not German!! :D

[vpjfz]

This is so messed up

[SonnysFilm]

DUTCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Pedroleum100]

it's definitively not Flemish

[hortulanus94]

It's dutch!!!

[Foruma5]

Guys: Dutch = Gay; German = Great. This is Dutch. :D

[MeriloLB]

@Foruma5 So ist es :D

[TheLittleRaccoon]

@Foruma5 thaha, okay :D i guess YOU are german, right? :D

[Foruma5]

@TheLittleRaccoon Yes, i am the archenemy of the netherlands :D

[TheLittleRaccoon]

@Foruma5 ich bin auch nicht unbedingt ein Fan von ihnen. ;)

[slaQ83]

That's no German at all, he's Chinese!

[fofesimo]

this is not German at all

[BouillonCubeNoob1]

Haha these German guys are hilarious!

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[kayalstiftanspitzer]

deutsch sieht anders aus ;)

[jeffrooow]

just don't compare dutch with german, we really don't appreciate it

[NejiKusa]

This commercial is funny no matter where it's from!

[timitermita]

Final Destination 5 maybe? :)))

[schneeflocke1221]

@timitermita exactly my thoughts

[Daemonarch2k6]

Yeah! Great spot!

[misszackyfold]

This is dutch

[CrystalWolfXx]

German? What? Nein... :P I feel so sorry for that guy! XD I'll start pulling those needles out as safety as possible, but quickly.. o_o

[ChestOfEverything]

wtf is appledoorn?

[CrasHandCrusH]

@ChestOfEverything a city in the netherlands

[Purple3144]

This isnt german! >:(

[BlueTiger8D]

that's dutch gawd dammit -.-