Attenborough: Fully Grown Python eating a Deer - Life in Cold Blood - BBC wildlife

[Sinarinus]

Kinda reminds me of Homer simpson! xD

[miklas1911]

This is how I eat big mac menus - and then I just lie there for about a day digesting until the McDonald's employees throw me out...

[MariieBitchh]

& i wanted to get a baby python as a pet.. now i don't.

[cumpney]

wow..I was blown away by this! Its gonna take about a week for me to digest it

[VortexBuffer]

I don't always eat, but when I do, I make sure to swallow an entire deer

[ahubbard072]

SCARY

[SunnyAndSummer]

:|

[jbkgjbkg]

Haha, that puffadder looks huge xD

[scooterkillz]

wow snakes sure can live easly

it only needs 10 deers to live for 10 years xD

[TomBurrow1995]

its arsehole must be pretty big to shit that out!

[MrFigmentofi]

I really REALLY did not need to know that or see that.

[bubbly871]

I used to eat like that.. until I took an arrow to the knee

[Gett22Knoo]

@bubbly871 fag.

[SVPrelude]

I hate snakes.

[deeboy987]

@CityLight456 lol

[CityLights452]

And what happened then, well in the Jungle they say, that the Snake's small heart grew 3 sizes that day ♥

[MrDongkei]

it's amazing

[alinthebest]

damn nature you scary!

[TheRc0211]

Whenever I hear Sir Attenborough, I feel the urge to take notes because he sounds like a professor giving an important lecture

[sabriel80]

3:40 that's a penis not a heart

[MegaBigbear19]

i believe that every creature has its purpose on this planet, agree with me or not, snakes being one of them, but jesus christ, that is absolutely, indescribably grotesque

[Tetea24]

@MegaBigbear19 every creature has a purpose on this planet.It's a fact.EVERY creature

[iipod2]

At 3:40 the heart becomes erect

[chesleycareystar]

its a rock python with rainbow iridescent

[CHiiNupTV]

I Love snakes and hopefuly with be getting an MBK soon, but 3:38 made me laugh :) If you dont get it you obviously dont have a dirty mind.

[Louise4251]

What kinda python is that?

[Louise4251]

724 people are pythons that think their cousin python is cool and 27 people are deers that are angry with the python cause it just ate it's cousin.

[chimaera01]

When it sticks its windpipe out its mouth it reminds me of that shock photo with the weightlifter with the prolapsed rectum. #gross

[vaadaenmacchi]

how long would it take to digest the whole deer??

[cheesymcnuggets123]

@vaadaenmacchi 3:43 it will take the python at least a week to completely digest this enormous meal so 1 at least 1 week

[chesleycareystar]

@vaadaenmacchi a week or so. 

[SunDownPoint]

@vaadaenmacchi if you would have watched the whole video it said it.

[EITrollo]

i wish this python would swallow (alive!) some fucking white ass gringo, a lawyer or a banker maybe, or ideally some fat ass english nobleman. and i wish the snake would ingest him legs first so it takes longer and feels more terrible. that would be a dream cum true 4 me. yay.

[missingt00th]

One glass of peptol bismol, please!

[bluekingkongkymm]

who's blood dear or snake? 2:52

[bluekingkongkymm]

who's blood dear or snake? 2:52

[itsanthonytime]

amazing creature 

[Chryosoar]

3:44 tell me what that looks like..

[pattyson12]

My iPad won't use this new you pad system! I can't watch the fucking video!!

[windiahacker]

most vulnerable state

[justwantwawmapsforbo]

The snake would be so screwed if it was caught while eating..

[SandWraith123]

quite talented narrator.



[serioushamburger]

It would be kinda cool to eat a really huge steak and then not have to worry about eating for a year...

[DR000]

@serioushamburger

I would take that choice easily. I'd rather spend a whole week doing jack-shit and then not eating for a whole year. 

[JohnxFall]

they eat whole thing do they poop out whole thing too?

[shad0wzstarz]

I miss David Attenborough's narration on Animal Planet... :/

[ThisKittysGotClaws]

Nom nom nom...

[akatsukihater101]

omg that buzzing sound in the vid sounds like the snake is like a horcrox or something lol

[legendkillerpunt]

I want Sir David Attenborough to read me a bed time story before i sleep!

[BludyFox]

THAT THING IS HUGE!!!!!

[music11man11]

Liver doubles in size huh... Get out the spirits.

[shorty1469]

omg i have never ever seen a python that big... but honestly i think the only animal that scares me when it eats is a snake... they are so sneaky and smart but lazy... and they dont chew they swallow... that's what makes them lazy... that shit is scary... fast animal but lazy as fuck... becuase they are full for months to a year... shiiit...lol

[Jeroenthadude]

He has a good stomach I can tell..

[Smilingrox1]

he must have been bloated!

[wormmy158]

I thought I didn't waste food.

[junktresjuju]

so how the fuck does it shit it out

[NicKarnak1987]

@junktresjuju It digests it and only the bones of the animal it ate are expelled and they come out like dust.

[RAB2204]

just like putting on a condom : )

[Noremorse10]

@RAB2204 Not really, lol.

[cdg0219]

Watching snakes eat makes me hungry.

[ILitYourMomOnFire]

it probably takes the biggest shit ever!

[lKamandaGl]

best rapper ever

neva evah choke :D

[bigdaddy19821111]

Oh deer lol he killed bambi

[BenisFTW]

they make shoes outta those.

[sgrosso98]

NOW HOW ABOUT THAT!?

[URBANELITEPR]

Fern Britton tried sellin it her old gastric band....

[nostalgiamelancolia1]

I assume that they have no organs inside with that big meal going through its tummy.

[lilscrydvl]

@nostalgiamelancolia1 Actually the organs of a snake are very long and slender so that they take up a minimal amount of space. For example, the lung (snakes have one lung) extends from 1/3 of the way down the body to about 1/3 of the way from the tail. The stomach stretches almost the entire length of the body :)

[lea3441]

wow nature you are really weird.........................­...I LUV U ITS AWSOME IT'S A COMBINATION OF WEIRD AND AWSOME AND I LLLLLUUUUUUUUUUVVVVVV THAT!

[epicpwner0]

Wow. And my old science teacher has a snake bigger than that in his house, in addition to 20 other smaller snakes.

[mrmag1cc]

I moved my feet up the chair when watching this video.

[joeh1cks]

How the fuck.

[DS1221]

I'm eating dinner while watching this...

[samj5664]

Fuck, that snakes as big as my dick!

[angelandersoninvegas]

Lunch and a nap!

[dmxezz]

1 meal every year?

wow, I need this shit too

[Haunted4always]

Does that really not hurt the snake? 0.0

[hypersaiyangoku]

21 dear didn't like this video

[dereck123]

How did they shoot the video of the snake like that?!?1??!..

[mughaleazamfan]

I wonder how will the python react if i slash its belly open while it's busy swallowing the deer...a perfect picture of agony...LOVELY...

[infinityprodinc]

I hate advertisements they are ruining youtube

[junkmanu2]

my wife's brother is a python

he keeps sleepling, and so saves his energy...

sometimes he wakes up and begs for food and a beer...

[macnos]

@junkmanu2 Looks like you've got a bum on your hands.

[junkmanu2]

@macnos god sake, not on MY hands ! i never treat this twat to a beer ! ;-)

[SISMUMBA]

I want to see a python eat a human.

[MrFromthefuture]

this python is just amazing...

[HollieJessicaa]

wind pipe? looooool

[wolf3047]

0:20 I thought the snake was giant. D:

[HollieJessicaa]

@wolf3047 same :L

[maria34ification]

i wonder what it'd do if i hit it with a bat while it's eating the deer. you ain't gonna eat me silly python i will cut chu.

[LittleFunnyPerson]

the heart looks like a pointy penis o-o

[GrimandBright]

the. best. animal. video. EVER.

[aclock2]

Snake bite: energy consume: 40

160 energy left

Poison: energy consume: 75, cool down time: 5 minutes

Muscle grip: Energy consume: 100

Need more energy

[Sagittarius201]

@aclock2 Get a life WoW fan. :p

[A4k2i0]

I want this man to narrate my life.

[MrShadowz1337]

wait, the snake's heart is near the end of its tail? Does that mean if you chop off the snake's tail, it dies?

[Bag1tUp]

@MrShadowz1337 No, it's the end near its head. Look at 3:17.

[DontYouHateMondays]

Laying around for month, and only wake up to eat.. And I thought I was a lazy person

[ugochukwu1511]

@DontYouHateMondays lol!!!

[S2happy44]

OMGGGGGGGGGGG THIS GUY'S VOICE!!! REMINDS ME OFF THE ANIMAL CHANNEL! OMGGGGGGGGG LOL EPICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC

[hongertran]

DAMN NATURE U SCARY!!

[Sinvudyo]

@hongertran ROFL! Family GUy was it right? The black guy on the nature channel? hahaha xD

[dodgecitie]

What does it do in that year that it does not eat again does it just cruise around and look at everything or does it hibernate

[citpown]

i would get sooooo fucking bored mayn..

[LAGDOW]

This gives people nightmares please don't watch if you are not able.

[clebo99]

I will have nightmares until I die from this.

[thenickhymer]

@TranshumanCyborg Please tell me that was a joke.

[w1126aaa]

SO COOL!!!

[Kugelsafe]

@TranshumanCyborg and i wish youtube didn't show us adversiting

[zlHi]

mmm.. tastes like chicken.

[raconteuseflower]

greedy bastard needs to learn to chew its food

[frfoo]

GOOD GOD how does it go poop

[Sigil93]

What happens to the deer's skeleton? What comes out when the snake is done?

[masseynator]

@Sigil93 Its all digested, only the fur is really expended, along with the urine..

[RBailley]

@Sigil93

The amount of acid in its blood breaks the bones down. What might be left, as "Masseynator" said, is fur, and maybe what the deer had ate (twigs).

[TheCvqueen1993]

OMG

[MinotaurTank]

this needs to be updated, studys have shown that boids do not constrict to restrict breathing butto stop the heart therefore killing at a faster rate.

[naughtytoliet]

DISGUSTING!!

[GISMCONFUSE]

1.who else thought at first the snake was like the size of a car?

2. that masturbating joke was old the first time i saw it.

[goddamnfaggots]

in africa, all adders are puffy

[tubeasinlondontube]

Considering the not-fun-way-of-meal-swallowing I guess the snake is happy as hell to just eat once for half a year.

[chrystlz]

Damn nature, you scary!

[XxxbabyMaker]

That snake will find a mate fast she knows how to swallow

[munkypoo91]

I'd like to get swalled by a python and then rip out of there like rambo

[Teeweewee]

Eww omg it so slimy. Ewww

[pokie4life]

@Teeweewee snakes are actually not slimy, they just feel slimy because of their extremly smooth scales.

[TheBeardedThinker]

attenborough is awesome

[jyLiMe]

DAMN NATURE YOU SCARY!

[Noremorse10]

@jyLiMe SHUT THE FUCK UP WITH THAT GAY ASS UNORIGINAL SHIT.

[KingMyron23]

@jyLiMe lmao gotta love that scene!

[taigokai]

Any dick even a 20INCH dick could fit in there, HOT DAMN!

[4agzeddy]

Good evening. I had a pet hamster as a pet. When I was cleaning out his cage I suddenly realised I hadn't fed him in a year. That would explain the skeleton inside the food bowl. Maybe if I kept a python I would have more luck. Thankyou.

[justmoyses]

@gguerreo11 Eat. wait. Eat. wait. get pregnant . Give birth. Dies.

Beautiful life, much more useful than a human one to my opinion.

[jo6re3]

Good god, truly amazing creatures, those Pythons.

[BandWagon1987]

I'd say that python's shit stinks.

[TheCheese4450]

I'd hate not being able to enjoy food and just swallowing it when I saw this I almost gagged

[LionGoddess1]

snakes really have to evolve to chew lol

[OverStuffedTaco]

That's how I eat

[HelloLeaveMeAlone]

So they et for a day and then they don't have to eat for a whole year?

[danielveinti]

reticulated Python though

[darkrx777]

Fuck off thats not a heart thats a penis. 3:46

[FunnyBunny2017]

ewwwwwwwwwwwww



[Maggotkin]

Godlike.

[TheXRealXBrapp]

wow

[Ishkur23]

Be better if this was narrated by C-3PO: "You will therefore be taken to the Serengeti, and cast into the pit of Snakes, the nesting place of the all-powerful Python. In its belly you will find a new definition of pain and suffering as you are slowly digested over a…week."

[ClickKopf]

hahahahahaha 3:43

[KeiMiiXD]

That man reminds me of the one from Jurrasic Park....

[Internationale7]

@KeiMiiXD The man who plays him is his brother.

[N330AA]

@KeiMiiXD With good reason, they're brothers.

[canttouchthis38]

ewwwwwwwwwwww



[chesleycareystar]

I WANT THAT RAINBOW BOA

[NosDemonic]

I'd love to see someone walk up and pinch that windpipe. Snake = Goddommit!

[gummel82]

how did they film that around 0:40 ?

[Stall0wnized]

@gummel82 I was wondering the same. I guess its not a "real" time-lapsed shot

[MyAncientEvolution]

pythons and snakes are amayzing!

[Cataclysm31]

Attenborough could eat Chuck Norris for breakfast

[kaziabir1]

damnn I want to eat a deer now

[GmonyZB]

I wonder what would happen if someone were to squeeze the snake's windpipe while he was feeding on the deer.

[FANTOMTRON]

a year? holy crap

[olivierileonardo6]

so f...

[GerbilEssences]

Boa selecta!

[ZogJhones]

imagine if that was a male deer...

[VersusModeADR]

Looks like a rattle snake.

[MissJ1nsu]

0:22-0:24 Indefinitely! Damn Sir David you move all over the place when you talk, Love it!

[GerbilEssences]

@MissJ1nsu Jiggling about the place to make keep things interesting. I bet he's great on the dancefloor!

[lloydd08]

lol heart erection

[qveenrocks]

i wish i could have an ability to eat once in a month without any problems for health

[muzglimy]

the snake is basically harmless wens its eatin,lol. id go over and kick it

[GerbilEssences]

@muzglimy or plug the windpipe ;)

[penguinskywalker]

Wow! Just LOOK at that gleaming, iridescent skin! :D

[JackFriedRice]

I was just about to say "That is isn't human", then had to rethink things.....

[ladymud23]

Hey, this is the old man who did the voice over for "Bot Fly" Impressed. 

[cheetahhook]

I am surprised that people think it's a big deal. 3 years ago I saw a python swallow a big elephant

[PresidentJonathan]

Kill that Fully grown python!! That Snake Kill Inconnect Baby Deer

[evilcupcake12]

I found this almost impossible to masturbate to

[aderandie2]

@evilcupcake12 Almost

[HvaErGaltMedDeg]

@evilcupcake12 Haha. My thoughts exactly.

[afffred]

@evilcupcake12 i had no problem