The most common reaction after meeting John Terry.

[BulletsLikeDoves]

He wasn't even speaking english, he was speaking spanish.

[gtafan912]

"You fucking knobhead you suck"

[sedwarg]

'fuck you' 'what did you say?'

?

[majfunkmeister]

@sedwarg "you fucking knobhead, you suck"

[maccaj98]

i think he said 'youre a fucking nob, you suck'

[fottballmafia]

@maccaj98 try to say it i thinkin also it looks like :p i said when he started to speak i said youre a fucking noob (pause) you suck

[jgordhania]

i heard john terrys mother loves the scouse cock

[balucci94]

the referees score more goals than torres.

[fappercino]

Torres: I need help. Where do YOU go to score?

Terry: Stamford ....'Bridge'

>:-l

[MyChorizoSausage]

@fappercino My word, that was a horrible attempt for a joke.

[fappercino]

@MyChorizoSausage

@MyChorizoSausage

That joke left my keyboard in excellent condition, so don't blame me if it arrived damaged.

You'll have to speak to someone in Customer Services.

Next?

[MyChorizoSausage]

@fappercino Wipe those tears away dear child, there will be no thumbs up for you this Christmas I'm afraid.

Next.

[umaga]

Torres: offer me more money

Terry: ill inform Roman.

[IzPk]

@umaga Fail.

[RYANgills12]

Torres:Come on terry lets go!

Terry:No torres i would never get angry at a WHITE man.

[sums1875]

@RYANgills12 ha! verrry witty.

[hbunnyo]

It's funny cause it's true!

To think there is John Terry, David Luiz and Ashley Cole.  3 people that would be fun to punch in the Chelsea defence. They don't in half moan like babies when they're losing as well.

[TTSaintsRowTT]

John Terry - Racist bastard.

[alexpacks]

@TTSaintsRowTT be mad

[richie123w]

torres: you made my legs wobble

terry: thats what she said

[MrGunnerguy123]

john- i destroyed your wife

torres- im gonna join chelsea and not score

[Darknss2Light]

funny 0.05 torres calls john terry a RETARD

[sup3rh1k]

Torres, whats the score? Torres Torres whats the score?

[DaredevilnV]

I just worked it out, Torres is a double agent, decided to start fucking up chelsea from the inside. Good lad.

[x3sowwi]

@DaredevilnV i actually have that thought once.

[sc077tube]

@DaredevilnV lmfao

[shariotoflove]

'fucka you mai, what you sayin?'

[mccamo2000]

that wud be my reaction terry a twat



[Ruben410]

Yes, they were. But at that moment Torres wasn't a cheat.

[moonsugar1]

The most common reaction after meeting John Terry - Pregnancy.

[JasonRadley]

@moonsugar1 An FA investigation.

[moonsugar1]

@JasonRadley Brilliant! lol ;)

[LloydStretfordEnd]

Loves the amount of Liverpool fans commenting on videos like this, calling Torres a cheat. When he did this on the clip, wasn't it when Liverpool fans constantly sang Torres' name every match?

[ipwnzzx]

hes taken it round the keeper,oops i hope no one saw

[chezycss]

Fernandont scorres ;-)

[trex0911]

torres: you homo, my ass was virgin before you chuck your finger in it

terry: cry not loud, you know you love it... just get a blue shirt and me and lamp will bang you in the shower till you forget how to score

[Fent908]

hahahahahahahaha

[ynwa691]

haha you fucking nobhead..you cunt

[fefaaa21]

THAT'S WHY TORRES NEVER SCORED FOR CHELSEA!

[muktherock]

Torres: You are a fucking nob head .. you suck.

[hameed]

John terry seems to have a problem with slipping

[theakstonsrock]

John: Sorry I shagged your wife too

Torres: Jokes on you, they're a bloke.

[unoimsick]

john terry should never be england captain its a joke

[ati5566]

50 million pounds useless fuck!!!! cmonm reds!!!!!

[midgetman8888]

JT scores too much at the bridge there isnt anything left for torres

[conner89900]

John : Sorry i shaged your wife too

Torres: oh well i'm not scoring any more

[daholmes25]

@conner89900 HAHAHAHAHA

[cookie4lyf]

hey John.. nice shirt

[ashraf7478]

torres: you fucking knob head! you suck

[ffssmdffs]

dem dude both comments who got 308 thumbs up are absolutly perfect!

[Ysef]

i think he caled him a cunt

[alexchelseafan]

@Ysef No, he said: "You fucking knob head, you suck.

[chelseamkd]

@alexchelseafan

yeah and that's why he's kissing his ass now -.-

[alexchelseafan]

@chelseamkd It's true he said it you can see it clearly they were enemies when he played in liverpool but now they are friends.

[chelseamkd]

@alexchelseafan

I know, that's what I'm saying, Torres cursed Lampard while he was in Liverpool and now he acts like he's his friend. :/

[alexchelseafan]

@chelseamkd They are friends mate every chelsea player in chelsea are friends

[chelseamkd]

@alexchelseafan

If you say so :)

[xXbAdLaDXx]

@MaxNerd123 he said fucking nobhead

[MaxNerd123]

What did Torres actually say to Terry?

[gavhenrad]

@MaxNerd123 pinto cunto sucko mya cocko

[arumteguh80]

Torres : "You fucking knobhead, you suck!"

Terry : "whatever he said"

[andytom2495]

Wow. I never thought I would ever have even a modicum of respect for Torres. But now I do.

[hanginghimself]

"your a fucking knobhead, fucking cunt" .... well said!

[magua4]

looks like he says, "you cunt" right at the end

[xMattyAyre]

torres says 'your a fucking noob'

[TheTermavideo]

bet that wasnt the reaction from nandos wife!

[deityoffate0]

torres: fuck you

terry: join us

torres: okay

[Saas1987]

@deityoffate0 hahaha legendary comment its only on the football comments you get something original like that.

[WTM91X]

And now he plays for chelsea ¬¬

thank fuck we have suarez ;D

[brightlights456X]

Torres: "You 'blind' cunt!

[TheDukeCnut]

I hope Torres still feels the same now he has to see the cunt everyday

[henryhaven]

torres is such a useless twat worst waste of money since Times bought fake Hitler diaries

[9Hony]

haha nice top comments:D

im not so good in lip-reading in english so can someone tell me what does he say? thanx

[nithus54]

@9Hony You Fucking Knobhead, You Suck

[9Hony]

@nithus54 huh thanks:-) first time i thought you say it to me. ..:D

[liamjlewis]

He looks like steve coogan

[sensHXC]

it be funny if they played in the same team.

[jumpymindfreak]

Lol the irony they play in the same team.

[lettersandlovenotes]

@jumpymindfreak

how the fuck is that ironic?

[MrRhinoStampede]

@tunnyboy I'm American but I would rather it be football here, too. Football in my country is fun to play and watch but THAT should be called soccer. British are weird in every other way.

[FernandoNINETorres]

@MrRhinoStampede And Americans are normal??? ummmm......

[xNEXTxHEROxPLEASE]

Why do all foreign players in liverpool say gaffer it really annoys me

[RIXLAZZZ]

@xNEXTxHEROxPLEASE why do you think retard??? its a easy answer!!!!!!!

[xNEXTxHEROxPLEASE]

YES BUT THEY'RE NOT LIVERPUDLIAN YOU DUMB CUNT.

[RIXLAZZZ]

@xNEXTxHEROxPLEASE lol no your the dumb cunt. they are trying to fit in you piece of shit

[dermatu]

haha torres such a fag :D

[hhumpo21]

Surprised torres knows what a 'fucking nob' is. You'd expect if he DID know he'd try to be... you know... less of a fucking nob?

[EPWC1987]

"If you bang my wife like you bang me, I'm gonna bring your wife go Dubai sunshine"

[ThyizG]

whos wife is it john terry has fucked ? :)

[flyingfishboy]

@ThyizG Wayne Bridge's

[bdhammi]

@ThyizG the question who's wife hasn't he f**ked?

[thedub90]

Torres: Just for that, im not gonna score for you if i ever get signed by you

[iiKempZ]

@thedub90 he kinda has scored though?...

[thedub90]

@iiKempZ both of them have...in their own way

[ChrisssyM]

@thedub90 lmao! you legend :L

[abinlukasabraham]

@thedub90 to be fare john terry scores more goals than torres in EPL

[chad6258]

@abinlukasabraham so does Petr Cech

[thedub90]

@abinlukasabraham correct, hence my comment ;)

[skarpengland]

@thedub90 HAEHEAHAE <3

[ROFLCOPTERYOUGOTOWND]

Doesn't matter now, they both play for the same team an both of them are fucking knobheads, especially torres the traitor

[spyfreako]

@S7FifaHD you do realize they play on very very different positions, you can call it the opposite position..

[agriculturaltrading]

QUESTION: What would Torres be if he wasn't a great footballer?

ANSWER: A virgin.

[FTorresDdrogba]

I think he says You are a fucking knob! lol

[calciointernazionale]

I would be gay for Nando

[acp1778]

@calciointernazionale lol

[dndnod]

Money talks

[Lokomotivstockholm]

@dndnod Torres walks

[OverdownXX85]

he actually said "you fucking knobhead, you suck"

[maccaj98]

@OverdownXX85 he did aswell lol

[s0loCSS]

"I fuckd your mom, so stfu"

lol

[Zillamp3z]

is that a boy or girl

[DrMasaaki]

@Zillamp3z Its a beautiful girl

[x0xHazzx0x]

i thought he said "u cunt" lolsssssss

[Vladan220793]

"Don't fuck my wife, please''!

[MichaelsPunch]

@Vladan220793 Uh-oh...too late

[Ajauskas1988]

@Vladan220793 nice :DDDDDDDDDDDD

[REELLY99]

Fuck yo mother, ya cunt. that's what i think he said. definitely said "ya cunt".

[iambroIyhaha]

That is some dirty, dirty look 0:07

[yippiekiay961]

that was back when torres could actually score an open goal......

[yippiekiay961]

that was back when torres could actually score an open goal......

[GAM08LFC]

Torres now looks weird in a red shirt , happy we sold him so we could get the legend that is SUAREZ!

[Azureus42]

lol funny

[Suffersosweetly]

after that open net miss, Terry should be the one callin torres a bitch.

[MultiJerry999]

awkward

[pluto20010]

torres: "i will make u get out of chelsea...just wait and watch... am coming..."

[ZeTrailerz]

He's really saying.. "Im not married to wayne bridge, knobhead"

[tunnyboy80]

Now go n suck his cock like ur missis is doin Torres you dirty scum judas wanker! I'm pleased ur out of our club n even more pleased you're SHIT n cant score to save ur fuckin life!!

[Tuplabotti]

@tunnyboy80 UMAD? learn to type.

[TheKPRZ]

@tunnyboy80 Oh, come on, Liverpool is not a top club anymore. You lost against stoke and got humiliatede against spurs. Liverpool is not big anymore, u have overrated players like henderson, Carrol, Adam, Kelly, skrtel. Its to bad actually, u need better players.

[tunnyboy80]

@TheKPRZ And who's your club then pal? Chelski? The club that before the Russian came along couldnt finish in the top half of the table? The club with pitiful League championships and zero European cups? Liverpool, and as much as i hate to say it, the scum mancs, are by far the biggest clubs in the country, closely followed by the gunners! U dont just go from a top club to "not a top club anymore"! I dont even know if ur a chelski fan, but unless you support 1 of those 3, u cant even comment!

[TheKPRZ]

@tunnyboy80 No im not an Chelsea fan, i'm a Milan fan u twat. Liverpool finished 2 seasons in a row 7th-6th place, thats really bad. This season will go better i think, maybe a 4th place or 5th. Liverpool is a big club in England, but if u compare them footbally, they cant be compared to UTD, City and Chelsea. Not even close.

[tunnyboy80]

@TheKPRZ Footbally?? And you're calling ME a twat!! hahaha! The only twat round here my son is YOU if you think city or chelsea are a bigger club than Liverpool! You obviously know nothing about football so i'm not gonna waste anymore of my time trying to educate a fool!

[TheKPRZ]

@tunnyboy80 Are u dumb? Do u have reading issues? I said that Liverpool is a big club, but if u compare them FOOTBALLY, when i say that i mean on the pitch, what team is better, then City, chelsea and UTD are the better teams than LFC.

If u compare LFC to chelsea and CIty with titles, and all succes LFC had in PL and CL, there is no doubt who is the bigger team.

Read first before u spit shit out of your mouth

[tunnyboy80]

@TheKPRZ Firstly, i didnt know footbally was a word? I'm guessing that means the ability of the team? Yes those 3 TEAMS are probably better at the minute. I've not got reading issues, your first comment clearly says "Liverpool is not a top club anymore" & "LIverpool is not big anymore"! So, i mearly stated that Liverpool are still bigger & will always be a bigger club than those 2! A big club & a good team means 2 completly different things! Villa, Everton & even Forest are still bigger clubs!

[TheKPRZ]

@tunnyboy80 U say football, not fucking soccer! Only dumb people say soccer, and that is the english men.

[tunnyboy80]

@TheKPRZ What? When have i said soccer?? Not once have i said soccer!! Plus, Englishmen call it football, & the reason we call it football is because we invented the game! The greatest nation on earth invented the greatest game on earth! Think you might be getting us mixed up with Americans, who call it soccer. So, theres no such word as footbally, Liverpool are a bigger club than Chelsea and City, Englishmen call it football, & you my son...basically havn't got a clue what you're talking about!

[TheKPRZ]

@tunnyboy80 No! It wasnt the english men who invented the game! It was Nigeria u dumb ass.

[tunnyboy80]

@TheKPRZ Hahahahaha.....are you female or gay? Cos only a girl, a homo or a geezer born without a fuckin brain would talk as much shit as you do about football! I notice you've not argued about any other fact ive written cos ive proved you wrong on every single piece of dog shit thats spilled out your brainless mouth! Go and watch netball or some other wussy sport ya big sausage jockey puff!!

[FernandoNINETorres]

@tunnyboy80 Liverpool will be just fine, i would it be happier if we werent missing stack loads of chances every match. It will take another six months before the likes of Henderson/Carroll find their feet.

[123idkuser]

@TheKPRZ

haha your either taking the piss or are retarded.

[FernandoNINETorres]

@TheKPRZ Can you explain to me how football was invented in Nigeria? I would really like to know.

[2BarKawi]

@TheKPRZ 5X European champions yet not a "Big Club"? Get real you deluded prick!

[lvivboi]

ayou fakin anobhead

[hystericxx]

I love this video, it was suppose to insult non-chelski players, and look what the foolish blues fans have done to themselves, funny shit.

[liverpooli8]

hahahahahahahaha he told him "puta" XD

[lmfaoatthat]

ha! torres your wife/gf probly getting shagged by tj haha

[ILoveVitas909]

Sexiest bitchface EVER

[mrchopper]

"You're a fucking nob. Tosser."

[Goldenboot1914]

These were actually the good old days.

[versace2647]

he said....."he fucked my wife, so hard".....

[tunaaykut31]

wanna play with my wife named olabitch was what i heard

[xkiller3456]

he said ... ill fuck u tell u love me bitch

[TeamsmoggieLTD]

weather your english russian spanish or french you fucking knobhead the same

[ownedbychris]

"you want my wife too? never"

[haramjada007]

no he said..."i like you, you are the best "

[MultiJTerry]

El Ňiňo tell him that in the training and Alex will do rest.:D

[bosnianlegend15]

torres looks good in a liverpool jersey, not chelsea

[vishy]

He really looks like a woman.

[guncel17]

Go on Torres say that to Vidic or Rio, you will be dead in notime...

[bierbuik]

@guncel17 ?? No, he won't...

[guncel17]

@bierbuik yes he would ...