Cristiano Ronaldo Castrol Edge advert

[8897fifa]

hoTt plaCITZZZ.....KOULD PLACITZZ...LOL

[poobearpanda345]

Makes me want to buy some "Castotal Age"

[An0nym0usHD]

Can't believe how much idiots are on internet. Fuck off! Cristiano is a good player, how gives a shit how he speaks... In UK you can see players how played and lived there for i don't know 10 years, and they can't speak English... Cristiano speaks 5-6 language, how many language speaks Messi? Can he speak English? But how cares Messi can play, and that's to only reason that maters... Football isn't about who can speak good, it's about how they play and Ronaldo and Messi are the best! Get a life

[cob141]

you would have thought he could speak english a bit better after playing there for 6 years

[Rozzaque]

Why the fuck would you people insult him so much? Fuck off faggots!

[liradeorfeu]

@whyuhater since you apologised, I do so aswel. Let's move on shall we?

[liradeorfeu]

@whyuhater Also this notion that he's not very bright is somewhat a national private joke in Portugal - don't know what the british thought of him -, but still he is very well liked in our country. My initial coment was just a joke about how a player such as he, rarely achieves a high performance while playing for Portugal, which in my opinion has strong players that can be as good as him - Nani for example.

So as you see, Woolboy, I don't hate him, nor do I idolise him.

[liradeorfeu]

@whyuhater No need to be formal, just avoid being rude and agressive without purpose or provocation. If you had asked me those questions right off the bat things wouldn't have gotten so ugly. He's a good player, but he underperforms while playing for his national team, never being nearly as good or decisive as he's in R.M. Furthermore he's not a fluent or correct speaker of any language. He has a look of self-importance that clashes with all the inane things he says and i find that amusing.

[liradeorfeu]

@whyuhater I just realized I'm feeding a troll, no more food for you. Go back under whatever bridge you crawled out from. When you learn to read and interpret jokes - even if you don't find them funny - and accept that everyone has the right to an opinion - even if it's different than yours - then you may come back and interact with regular people, even if you previously acted like "an inbred 13 year-old". See what i did there?

[liradeorfeu]

@whyuhater "do you feel a need to hate and talk down on somebody so much better than yourself?" Hate? You come here and insult me first, and you want to talk about hate? Portugal's best player ever? That's your opinion. Can I have an opinion? Can it be different than yours? Oh look I made a mistake, that must mean I can't write at all. At least I'm able to hold a conversation in a language other than my native one and not suck at reading comprehension. Your arguments amuse me, please continue.

[liradeorfeu]

@whyuhater 1st epic fail: where did I write that I'm a messi fanboy? Nowhere. Reading skills are necessary to understand what is writen. Second fail: Facts? To prove what? I only made a joke about Ronaldo's bad accent - which is a fact by itself - and that he underperfomed in the last world cup. The ironic part is that I am portuguese, but that doesn't mean that I can't criticize a player who plays for my country. You are a fucking idiot and the more you write the worse it gets. Pathetic.

[Ridoraw]

i am not going to by Castrol products any more.

[liradeorfeu]

@whyuhater Yes, I should take advice about growing up from some random internet douchbag that decides to insult me gratuitously. And who is this "we" you speak of? Seriously some people just can't help themselves when it comes to being agressive assholes. Bear in mind all the expletives I'm using are my generous way of insulting you, while giving you the chance of understanding what i am saying. Now have yourself a good day and fuck off.

[radauman]

I dont get it...

[hormonastuga]

SÓDÓAÍ



[DeFactoBA]

What's the song from 0:26 - 0:30? I've been looking everywhere for it...

[LatinPride503]

Boooooooo!! MESSI!! #1

[rubin308]

Nice add!

[chillicrabb]

castrol age

[GuitarrAddictt]

0:50 - 0:53 "Castrol Edge - Castrol's best for performance and.. erections"

What The Hell?

[RocksTaaaR9]

m3 <3

[The80ronaldinho]

yall need to stop hating on Critiano Ronaldo and stop comparing to him to other players because every player has its own stylee

[The80ronaldinho]

yall need to stop hating on Critiano Ronaldo and stop comparing to him to other players because every player has its own style

[7Red9]

Fun fact: He uses the same amount of oil for his hair .

[TheJuiceOnMoose]

@7Red9 Real Fact: He uses the same amount of oil to lube his ass

[Quest1989]

@TheJuiceOnMoose how on Earth do you know what he uses to lubricate juicymoose?

[jureraf]

You don't talk english very good don't you? hahahah :))))

[origongas]

@jureraf you neither ahahah

[jureraf]

@origongas ? Who are you...his girlfriend?

[origongas]

@jureraf no luke, i am your father

[MyLocalman]

SOD AWAY!!!

[bigboned316]

esilirating placies :D

[filipe3x]

PLAAAAACCIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEE­EESSSSSSSS

[UNF108]

WE HAVE TO GET TO THE CHOPPER!!!

[HanziFlanders]

CR takes it at many places :D

[mofunzone10198]

He Sounds Like Terminator 0:55 And 1:00

[petrunic1]

first simptomes of AIDS are sharp pain in the ass and a warm breath behind your neck. CR knows what hes talkin' about

[b0m83d]

and eesolated places

[Poltis98]

Só dó ai?

Ai dó tuu...

[MadMudProductions]

Liquid Engeneering xD

[honata999]

LOL This guys voice is a piss off

[stringer3bell]

Hot places. Cold Places lol

[JizzFace27]

lol i thought beckham doing ads for sharpie was bad but this is pretty bad

[dkrew90]

@JizzFace27 yeah cause your an expert at judging advertisements huh.. ..fag. you wouldn't say shit if you were in his position getting 100k for a commercial.

[JizzFace27]

@dkrew90 i never said i was an expert did i? and personally i think u need to calm down a little bit bloody hell

[dkrew90]

@JizzFace27 I'm being sarcastic bc your saying this a horrible commercial. i bet you dont know what castrol edge is!.lmao

[JizzFace27]

@dkrew90 its liquid engineering ;)

[WeWillNotRockYou1]

@dkrew90 Its a lube, I used it yesterday, Tingled abit though.

[9024kiki]

OMG I LOVE HIM!!

[kingakoldragon2009]

@9024kiki eewwwwww

[9024kiki]

@kingakoldragon2009 Cristiano ronaldo ewww ? You need help :/

[deckardisareplicant]

is likwueet injuneeearry

[denverhay]

Best ad ever. Love his accent. This ad is now stuck in my head

[lilkhemistree]

Ronaldo's the best

[tiffanerz243]

Futball taeks mi menny playssis. Hut plassis, cult playssis. Peepolespect only de bes ehven under extreme cundishuns.

[butdriller]

SO DAMN H O T < 3 !!!!!!!!!!!!!

[liradeorfeu]

no wonder he played so like crap in the world cup: he suffered from fatigue from all that travelling through hot and cold places. And you can tell he also spent alot of time practicing his english, specially the accent.

[amul08]

Awesome ad. One of the highlights of the world cup

[Phil28168]

I love how he says "it's liquid engineering".  "Liquid engineerriiinnggggg". Ha ha ha! A great t.v. advertising commericial celebrity, that is Christiano Ronaldo. :)

[LilVietBoi1]

Anyone please tell me the name of the song at 0:35? I really want it.

[futbolhomie8910]

Cool comercial!

[1959790]

you are the best man

[007MERT1983]

" its liquid engineering"

[EBFTW]

why did they have to get a footballer to talk about fucking oil?

[elslapos]

futbol takes me menny playsisss, hot playsiss, cold playsiss....

[wilsonman7]

my ass ronaldo would put oil in his car by himself. he wouldnt know where it goes hahaha!

[schmangdog]

it takes me cold places, hot places, slighly warm places, mild places, ugly places, beautiful places, slighly cold places,

[MaLaKaThIsS]

LIQUID ENGIiiNERRRRRING ! ! ! ! !

[mikkrobio]

And Soh doh Eye, hahaha :D

[xsKiitz]

The awkwardness when football doesn't take you many places.

[ashergtk]

I AM THE TERMINATOR

[NGWBlaster]

sow dho i

[Fabinhufingerboard9]

Sotaque de merda mesmo.

Traduzindo:

His english pronounce is bullshit

[teknostorma]

where the fuck is he pouring the oil ?

[DangGen3]

sounds almost like they recording him saying each word individually, then pieced it together.. hahah

[papalolita]

Castrol Edge oil to lubricate his anus. Performance under extremes.

[bombers29]

@papalolita i pissed myself at your comment.

[db0074]

his voice soo does not go with his look :O

BUT STILL BEAUTIFUL (L)

[houseg6]

neva fought he'd ever say engenering

[steerj07]

what's the name of the song in the background?

[77redrum77]

why the hell is he uing his own car everywhere he goes? Get a friggin limo. You're rich, you Places jerk!

[PigFucker000]

fucking gay ass ronaldo

twat

[dropouts]

Sounds like he has a dick in his mouth

[TheLamar2009]

lol he sounds like hes constipated or someones shoved a shotgun up his ass and is threatening to shoot

[Buulbasaur]

aww soo adorable :P

lovin d accent :)

[humblegoddess]

gooorrrgeous

[mcgrime77]

Well done ronaldo ! Your learning how to advertise xD

[crisweezy]

ang hot tlga nya!!