Eater-X ruins Harry Potter on ESPN

[5Corundum5]

Fake spoilers are okay as long as you don't complain about being severely beaten by the people your fool.

[PRocker320]

Harry should've died, it would've only made sense.

[22Warriorcat]

That's awesome XD



[Jeffrocks10]

she dies? :'(

[TheDreamydonno]

@Jeffrocks10 : seriously? she doesn't die, why would the main character be killed, or one of three.

[glennzone12]

hot dog eating contest!?..... only in america

[LBC6893]

@glennzone12 shut up and go enter a tea drinking competition.

[foodonface]

@glennzone12 well, in UK they have a pie eating contest.

[cursedswordsman]

BAHAHHAHAHAHA. He has balls of steel, that is hilarious.

[akolyte1234]

lost the game lol

[flip103333]

@GOFLAMESGO77 Too bad no one knew that at the time...

[ultrazeen380]

legend :D!!1

[VanDoodah]

Americans televise and commentate on HOT DOG EATING CONTESTS? What the fuck is wrong with that country?

[Digitalis17894]

@VanDoodah Umm, alot of countries do that... dumbass

[VanDoodah]

@Digitalis17894 Really? Where else?

[Digitalis17894]

@VanDoodah Well, every time I searched on google I got that hot dog eater who was arrested so I couldn't be sure. But, i know Japan does but I'm unsure of others.

[twiztidlestat]

@VanDoodah

Um....the best hot dog eater is an asian, you half wit

[VanDoodah]

@twiztidlestat Asian American.

[OSXHD]

@PoopPeeSandwich Americans are fat?

[JMS13579]

@OSXHD Europeans smell like shit?

[horstvonfail]

winrar

[emocamvampire]

I LOST THE GAME

[Jeremy3711]

its the thought that counts 

[rich8642]

@PoopPeeSandwich

>Plus i met a human being this weekend, that human being wanted me, and just like everyone else on earth, i'm attractive to at least one person. This comment has no bearing on british standards, or american attractiveness.

Fixed.

[rich8642]

@PoopPeeSandwich

Haha, imbecile.

[IshidaTheQuincy]

It would've been funnier if it was a real spoiler.

[Divinized]

HAHA winned imo

[Dartaglon]

blackandblue10 you are a TERRIBLE PERSON!

[rich8642]

Jesus Christ, how many fucking people are there to watch people eat hotdogs?

That's American culture for you.

Making a sport out of unhealthy eating.

[utubetrollcopycat]

@rich8642 No U Britfag.

[segasonic623]

Of course she will! Everybody will die one day! But it won't happen until much much much later. o_O Watch "You're Going to Die!" and you'll see what I mean.

[blackandblue10]

at least the sign didn't say "you just lost the game"... oh. oops my bad :P

[pokefan95]

I hate you.

Lol Jk I don't even know you. ^_^

[minm01]

@blackandblue10 nice... i just lost the game because of you :))

[deadpool8234]

@blackandblue10 .....dude....not cool.....but good one ha ha

[KaleighxBear]

@blackandblue10 FFFUUUU I just lost the game.

[Arcanoside]

lol when does she die?

[titans1fan93]

hermione does not even die lol

[YoLordlulz]

Heheheh, I laughed.

And I am in complete disagree with the people who think they are smart and say, "EPIC FAIL, wrong spoiler duude"

That is the whole point, y'know?

[30secondstolive]

finally somebody said it!

[TeamEdward4664]

epic win

[SublimePunk925]

fucking lol... WIN

[billay87]

haha that's awesome.. i was there live that year, way too far back to see the sign though

[Astonadada]

WIN.

[Hallowedbethyname92]

YEAH GO JANUS!!!

[NicholasRP3791]

this was even before the book came out so it was just a guess not a spoiler. It was pretty funny if u saw it live

[Guybrush369]

the book was leaked before the official release date.

[NicholasRP3791]

no it wasn't

[sennerd]

what a hero

[xMeanMrMustardx]

Hahaha I saw this on TV Live! I was like what!?!?

[Lukynumba7]

lol only a new yorker :-)

[lvpdesign]

no kidding

[Yanke3faN4life]

you could tell hes a wrestling fan he does his face paint like the ultimate warrior

[hubomba]

Lol wow. Fake spoiler though so a least he was nice about that.

[anonymous0172961]

LOL EATERX FTW

[521182]

If he's gonna lie on TV he should have at least showed the crowed cause that woulda been hilarious...

[1999UTD]

yeeeahhhh...except she dont die

[KagomeHigurashi211]

That's the whole point. lol.

[StFidjnr]

and on the 7th day God created Hartford.

[dalc789]

that would have been epic if that were real. i remember when i went to walmart when one of the books were released *didn't buy it, was looking for somebody to spoil it*, sombody put a sticky note on almost every copy saying dumbledore dies.

[saviorxxself]

dumbledore died in the 6th one dumbass

[gloucestergambit]

he didn't specify which number book it was, he said it was just when one of the books was released. :-P

You're wrong xD

[saviorxxself]

I'm not wrong.

I said,"dumbledore died in the 6th one"

There is so much truth in that statement, that it hurts my sweet ass.

[hybridpk3r08]

lol are you a retard. dumby dies in the sixth man.

[wade2bosh]

hahahah

[qwertyqwertybob]

If that had been real spoilers, that would have been epic. I remember from the papers that someone, on the morning that book 6 came out, hung a 'Dumbledore's dead' sign from one of the bridges over the M25 (main road around / linking to London, for anyone outside UK). Aw, no more HP means no more ruining them for people :(

[Itriphus]

qwertyqwertybob: We can always find something else to ruin.

[oONymphadoraOo]

That's not even true..so retarded

[DpahmeProductions]

dumbledore kills CARL!!! ROFLMAO!!!!

[scapegracex]

Haha, that was pretty funny.

I think the point of him doing that was to show that everyone was making up these so called "spoilers" that were outrageous near the end right before the book came out.

Ahh. But it was pretty great.

[chiggenwang]

LOOOOOL OWNAGE

[pickles4muggles]

okay...ummm. that was so retarded

[Aznjuice]

ROFLz

Yeah, Ron kills Hermione lol

[pineapplesand556ers]

Haha. That's a good prank. He should have gone a little further though. "Dumbledore's not dead," or "Snape is Harry's real father, not James." No wait, I got it. "Harry is Voldemort's clone."

[evanesco713]

That's pretty hilarious, but he's a dumbass liar.

[Edster303]

how long did it take you to figure that out?

[evanesco713]

Probably shorter than it took you to read the book.

[Conman577]

LOL, pwning the masses FTW.

[tarheels632]

first of all hermione doesnt die ron and hermoine get maried and have 2 kids and harry and ginny have 4 kids named albus severus and lily and james and u guys are gay to believe him

[Sasagawaa]

and you are guy to spoil the truth.

[Sasagawaa]

I mean gay.

[giantsfan0001]

it was a joke. relax.

[omarzk1]

harry kills ron!

[YamsJackson]

voldemort kills snape!

[haDs1]

this kid is a complete failure; he can't even spoil a book right

[ottyHASTINGS]

YOU GOT BUTHURTZ

[bracketed]

LUL ITS FUNNY LOLOL HEEHEE IM SO HAPPY FUCK TIME

doobedee

[dEkN4te]

u ok there sport?

[dorseyballer00]

lol snape kills voldemort

[magemeatloaf]

Faggot, hermione doesn't die, alm ost everyone else does, but not hermione..

[hubomba]

Well hes wrong.

[TruRaviRavenGirl]

what a loser. he actually believed the spoilers. Hermione doesn't die.

[canada7167]

oh come on why didnt he just tell them Voldemort dies and make them all upset...

[fuckmuffins123]

that's kinda funny...giving everyone false shit and then they will feel all stupid

[rtbasschik]

What a prick... good thing all he's got going for him is eating... cuz Hermione doesn't die.

[XfearXisXloveX]

lmao

hermionie doesnt die.

[sk8erbaker500]

does she really die and this guy is da best!!!

[samwelljackson]

OMG RAGED!

[castingcrownsROCK]

does he KNOW she doesnt DIE?!

[djparrish01]

Well, obviously doesn't know what the hell he's talking about.

[emergencyCALL911]

She doesn't die. I'm pretty sure he knew that and was just kidding around. If he had written something true it would have pissed me off but he didn't so it doesn't matter

[oxyking]

she does not die thou

[CaptainCrane]

What a fucking moron. I hate that guy.

[mortsini]

1 for wrong spoiler. Dumbass

[untiss69]

dobby dies fred weasly dies mad-eye dies some hogwarts person dies lupin dies tonks dies snape dies harry gets killed but comes back to life

[CaptainCrane]

Yaaaay, you can read!

[crait]

i'm sry

but a lot of that is incorrect

harry doesnt marry ginny

he can't

read the book and you'll find out why

and you said tonks twice

whats up with that?

[lonewolf3X6]

sorry im not a spoiler-but yes he does.

[Vladpryde]

Okay...

What he meant to say, was that Harry fucked Ginny, they had children, and lived together for 19 years. If you're not smart enough to figure it out, that means they MARRIED. It's implied. But since you're not smart, nevermind.

[JustJumpIt890]

tonks and ted tonks are two different people.

if you read the books, it says harry and ginny marry.

[farida92]

three reasons you should say that

1: you haven't read the book properly

2:you are reading the wrong hp book or a fake book you got off ebay. (we r talking about harry potter 7 not 6)

3:you didnt read the whole book yet.

[crait]

hahhahahaha

fuckin halarious

[MadameHypnosesSlave]

Hermoine Fucks Hagrid and she has 1 kid. Her VA-J-J splits open because she had a giant baby. Ron and Harry get down with the sickness and do a 69 while they poke their butts with their wands.

[crait]

AHAHAHHAHAHA

thats freakin halarious

[Vladpryde]

LMFAO! You know what's demented? I'm sure there's a fanfiction out there that actually has this sequence in it!

[cottoneyejoe2791]

yeah. she doesn't die. stupid.

[yourmomisthebest]

look at all your fucking geeks coming in defense of a book. I'm guessing half of you fucks are posting wearing some type of Harry Potter, theatre issued cloak. Fucking losers....and yes, Hermione dies. Now get back in mommy's basement where you belong. Nerds should be seen, not heard. Wait, that's not right. Nerds should not be seen or heard.

[jordanthewizard]

well this the revenge of the nerds.

[farida92]

hermione doesnt die and you're the geek. half of the world reads and watches harry potter and you're busy eating a bag of cheetos and insulting people you dont even know cos they like reading. maybe this is how you became a millionaire. oh wait, that was the geek leader JK rowling, the person who wrote harry potter. think twice before you post.

[yourmomisthebest]

To me, Hermione is dead, as is the entire Harry Potter series. What I think you're missing here is what Eater-X did was nothing short of brilliant, because it pissed off thousands of net-nerds. While I may not be a millionaire, I pull some decent coin, and I do so without having to market to losers who wrap themselves in cloaks, wizards, and long drawn-out writings. You may want to follow you own advice and GTFO the couch. You'd be suprised what exists outside of your living room or basement.

[jordanthewizard]

Hermione doesn't die, she lives and Marries Ron, if your book says she dies, you have a fake version.

[theone2225]

yea i've heard she lives and marries ron as well, also if you look on imdb it says emma watson(hermione) is in the next harry potter, harry potter and the deathly hollows, which is scheduled to start filming in 2010. None of the 3 main characters die (Harry, Ron, Hermione) and I didnt hear anything about Hagrid dying either.

[extremenumanuma]

look on wikipedia - she marries ron

[PissOFFuWanker]

Yes Hermione does die on page 723. Sorry.

[klank99]

lol this is pg 723... "Tell me one last thing," said harry. "Is this real? Or has this been happening inside my head?" DUmbeldore beamed at him, and his voice sounded loud and strong in Harry's ears even thought the bright mist was descending again, obscuring his figure. "Of course it is happening inside your head, Harry, but why on earth should that mean it is not real?"

[jcwhyte1337]

yes, it is true. hermione dies, and so does hagrid. damn. sad but true, folks.

[deina2in1]

have you read it? if you did, then ok ... if you didnt, then ... how do you know it is such a terrible series? Do you read books at all?

[soadfan33]

Does she really die? does anyone really know the truth?

[NSB0953]

No, she doesn't. She marries Ron.

[Coolmatt49]

Haha, ownage.

Just to make more people mad, it is true.

[AlfTheTroll]

Then they have kids with bushy, ginger hair. The kids eat a lot and nag.

[Gearz86]

wow he just got me, lol o well

[jesijames]

who is harry potter neways??

[heehee4321]

why are you watching this then?

i think its great

[crustpunk]

DOBBY, SNAPE, BURBAGE, FRED, HEDWIG, SCRIMGEOUR, MAD-EYE MOODY, AND VOLDEMORT ALL DIE. HARRY DIES BUT IS REVIVED,, it's all true

[gil2good]

CRUST PUNK, ur a little punk, way to ruin everything jack ass

[haoyingyangmaster]

Hermoine doesn't die. JK said in an interview once if she could invite any harry potter character to dinner who would they would be. She said the trio's name, and then stopped before naming others, wondering if it's ok to invite the dead characters as well. That's proof right there that the trio are safe.

[meilanfiraga]

Wow, people are dumb. This guy CAN NOT have found a copy. I think if anyone had a copy I doubt it's going to be "Eater X", some random contestant in a hot dog eating contest.  People do this crap to get attention (they did it for HBP), and he got it. Move on.

[gdeli]

do these guys get paid/how much if they win? there's got to be more to this competitive eating.

[bmoullas]

I think the winner got 20k, runner up 10k

[Envx]

ROFL wow its a book. Who cares?

[thrasherssyn3443]

hahahahaha

[Lazerguy5]

If you're going to kill of a main character it makes sense it would be Hermioine but heck this guy is an ass for spoiling it for people. It's just like those people in the bookstore on the day of release who quickly skim the pages and scream out the juicy stuff.

[pash91]

no its funny ahahahahaha

[bostongirl97]

that sucks, why did i watch this?

[BillyCorgan777]

Same problem here

[wildblur]

I think the ending was ruined in the actual book... I mean if you read it you would know.

[hokiefan104]

voldemort kills hermione

[nbaballer0001]

who knows

[electrorocket]

Who the fuck is hermioine?

[novemberxrain121]

You seriously haven't heard of Harry Potter???

[gdeli]

good one, or who cares.

[electrorocket]

I've heard OF Harry Potter, saw the first movie. That was it! Harry is the only character I remember!

[Sean1237]

never seen or read any of them

[adinu79]

i thought everybody know that ... LOL... hagrid dies too :D

[emaz1ng]

wish they all died HP sucks big time

[pwnwner]

lol i already finished the 7th book :) go download it off of limewire :D

[JorickHorn]

Yeah, bullshit

[pwnwner]

stfu, you have so much jealousy in your tone

[JorickHorn]

It's not true. She said ages ago in a bookstore that the trio were all safe. Also, it's not on limewire. I know this.

[unsunghero18]

i shouldnt have seen this LOL.. even though i dont like harry potter that much.. i still watch movies...

[arcoraven]

tim "the jerk" janus go to hell

[uselessidguy331]

Tim Janus is my hero. This is the funniest stunt I've ever seen.

[deadicatedartist]

Haha dude, there are a million "leaked" copies of the book on torrent sites. NONE of them are real. You guys are fucking morons.

[austinsaiiz]

stfu fag

[tawpgun017]

the hot english ho dies, shit...

[ChickenBot]

Well THAT IS NO SPOILER, Emma Watson is sick and tired of Harry Potter, Rowling just killed the character, she is a business woman. Deal with it. HP sucks anyways.