Benedict Cumberbatch - All of his Jaguar Voice Overs

[TheWannabeagoodyoutu]

Beauty with purpose? us yes i'd say so

[moineauxblancs]

i lost it when he said "strong and rigid" 1:46

[papiliotempestae]

gnngh... the voice. *dies*

[Errewayiana55]

Oh My God. His voice is SO PORN!

I don't understand NOTHING of he's saying, I'm just in heaven!

[ButterflySketch]

Well. This was oddly arousing.

[godessshannon]

WHATDEF! OH MY GOD!

[hucklebur1]

I can't watch a car commercial without thinking about how much it sucks with out Cumberbatch's voice.

[spunk0ransom0love]

I can't believe this is almost 15 mins of his voice. OMG wow

[tttoska]

his voice made me audibly giggle. i've never done that before holy shit.

[ysnc12]

ovaries.>non-existent.

[XLadyClaireX]

Benedict could read the phone book and make it sound sexy....

[TheAkelei]

@XLadyClaireX Indeed. With his voice he could sell ANYthing. And that's exactly the point: Is he prostituting himself here too much I ask myself? Personally, I don't see him in such a car. Jaguar yes, but in an old, classic one. Any ... proposals?

[kellimbt]

If only Top Gear sounded like this...

[1kbear1995]

You know something's wrong with you when you sit for 15 minutes with a large grin on your face and your watching a bloody car commercial. Oh great Cumberlord, please father my children.

[LookAtMeImATarget]

Oh my God. Not only #BenedictCumberbatch's sexy voice, but his voice talking car mechanics O_O *dies from the awesome*

[HarlequinRaven]

This is going on my iPod. I estimate just under a day before it's at the top of my 25 most played list. Guess whether I regret anything.

[ParanoidToaster]

This better than porn.

[hialyssah]

being a communication major ruined me, instead of just noticing his voice, i notice how they produced these commercials (the tone, the production value, etc.)

but GOD! the voice is soo fitting!

[FRESHCUTT1]

1:47

"Strong and rigid"

[tttoska]

@FRESHCUTT1 probably a reference to his man parts

[amirizar2012]

he makes the word ipod sound like awesome 0-O how is that possible.

[kuvasz13]

Seriously, he could just say "buy this car" and I would buy it. And I can't even drive.

[drsteinsensei]

Hhhnnnnnnnnnggggggg

[Xxqtpie192xX]

Never has a car advert been soooo sexy!! He could just say the alphabet and it would be pure sex :D

I'm too obsessed with this man, seriously I think I'm going mad and my ovaries are going to explode.

[chibi013]

Dear lord, I would happily throw myself in to never ending debt for one of these cars if Benedict whispered seductively into my ear "Go... buy the new Jag-uar..."

[nshlois]

actually, the more i hear ben describing the features, the more this car seems interesting to me...

[CheeryChan1243]

I should not be aroused.

[yeuyenia]

OH the voice porn... R.I.P ovaries!

[MissTruskawkowo]

@yeuyenia Voice porn. Love it. We should create it with Benedict as the main character.

[ispeck2010]

there's more? dead...

[poppyf01]

I drive a 1998 Dodge Stratus...and Yes...Yes, I did eagerly listen to 14 mins of Jaguar car ads...and I regret nothing! <3

[sa11y21]

"Sofisticated Performance" is Benny! He's such an amazing, talented & diverse actor! & such a lovely, funny guy. & sooo gorgeous. & his voice ... oooh his voice! Can you imagine if he was talking dirty? Aaaah ... Mr Cumberbach ... naughty words ...

[hogwartsianhobbit]

is this porn? this might be porn.

[8Alexandraya8]

Good lords, amazing cars and Cumberbatch's voice. *dead*

[barbaro267]

CAN'T WAIT FOR SMAUG!!

[ImitationGirlx]

OMG! that voice is pure sex!

[Lindor15]

i swear those are his hands



[chopinesprit]

12 minutos y ya estoy que no doy más... ay, por favor...

[chopinesprit]

"beauty with purpose" that's you, Benedict... 

[chopinesprit]

no puedo parar de escucharlo... me siento sofocada.

[HoppyNinja]

So like, if we buy this car do we get Benedict too?

[Yellowwolf90]

I basically have no idea what he's talking about, but damn it, I like him talking about it.

[SleuthySocks]

THIS is an ad I can listen to...and have been

[sianisit1]

Holy.

Fucking.

Shit.

[SilverSwan16]

did I just watch 15 minutes of car commercials to listen to a voice

[watsurface56]

@SilverSwan16 yes you did. and you loved every minute of it.

[kimtnle]

I would buy the car if it came with Benedict.

[stocktonje]

Ear porn.

[whatiwasgoingtosay]

I'd like to explore the outer limits of his dynamic ability.

[chopinesprit]

esto es demasiado excitante... realmente, estoy excitada, no puedo más... por favor, Benedict... share your voice, hugs, kisses, mmmh body to all of us... We really need you... this is unbearable... YOU ARE TOO SEXY. I'm not used to this, this is TONS of erotism...

[chopinesprit]

NO puedo más... es demasiado... overdose...

[chopinesprit]

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmhhhhhhhh ♥

[Nergoza]

can we got a version without music? Just Benedict's voice..?

[romangirl88]

@Nergoza Sorry no its on the advert.

[MultiChippendale]

it's a pornography, you should ban it but if you do it I'll destroy youtube

[Azurefirmament]

Why the driver is on the left side? Isn't it in Britain?

[snowf86]

@Azurefirmament it looks like it was filmed in europe somewhere

[Nobsterdamus]

I've got the weirdest boner right now.

[animelover5076]

i hav'nt heard a single word lol all i hear is the sound of sexxyyyyy

[MsSheeep]

Whenever I will be responsible for an advertising, I will make sure that Benedict Cumberbatch does the voiceover. This is pure sex.

[Jooooooolachen]

HELP ME! 

[mrsdarcy94]

ben, next step. G. P. S. just saying. Probably too many accidents on the road... Too much pure sex. I'M MELTING!!

[prettybird367]

@mrsdarcy94 Eeep! A Benedict-voiced GPS would be like Christmas morning. *swoon*

[Junniabiruba]

I'm not even watching. I'm just listening.

[Anyhoodle7]

ohhh yessssss.....what is life?

[Falcifer13]

My spine appears to have melted. Does anyone have a replacement?

[BabelTofPlanetS]

Done with the watching. My ears feel like they've been making sex the whole 14 minutes and 37 seconds. 

[ScienceOfDeduction1]

just think....if he wasnt in sherlock...we wouldn't have this fucking AMAZING car commercial... that makes me drool....never had that happen because of a car commercial...weird

[FoxySpiritOfJazz]

I think Jaguar knew that if they got Benedict Cumberbatch, it didn't matter what the fuck was said. Just... his voice.

[Cumberbitch]

Rigid...Stiffen.... Body...Emissions.... Yeah, my mind is on the car...... Riiiiiiiiiiiiight.

[ascariot300]

Damn I want to hear him read something naughty now.

[AndiNightshade]

@ascariot300 there are some clips of him reading Casanova. Naughty enough?

[sternbergzookie]

@AndiNightshade LINK ME TO THOSE NOW.

[myRincon]

Its like someone is purring directly into my vagina.

[sternbergzookie]

@myRincon You have just replaced "jaguar hiding inside a cello" as my preferred description of Cumberbatch's voice.

[amirizar2012]

screw the car jargon...I just want to listen to that sexy accent heheh. his voice kinda makes me want to buy the car or at least listen to this video a lot....if he can make the word "Active Differential" sexy me gusta P:

[drummingirl94]

I don't understand what he's saying, but I would listen to it until I die.

[thaisadler]

That's pretty much the right way to make women buy Jaguars.

Car commercials, you're doing it right now!

[actynalice]

hmmm i think i'm going to buy a jag......

[ScaredHare]

I can't believe I'm watching a car commercial. And actually melting.

[ristesse]

johanirae from tumblr here... YOU WIN THE INTERNET FOR COMPILING AND POSTING THIS

[Lisnotforloser]

i'll buy that car (even with my college loans - and i'm not even done with college yet!) if and only if it comes with a GPS that has benedict's sexy voice ;)

[foolofaromantic]

@Lisnotforloser You sure you want a GPS with his voice? I imagine it to be a little distracting. :D

[Lisnotforloser]

@foolofaromantic haha a little distracting perhaps, but I think I might use a ton of money on gas as I'll pretty much find any excuse to drive and always go on a drive :)

[IzDiaries]

Most responsive, agile, and driver-focused...and all I can think about is Sherlock bouncing all over the place, gleeful about a serial murderer.

[pipok1412]

Keep talking, dear.. <3 benedict!!

[Daphnegirl93]

Talk mechanics to me, you sexy bastard.

[Twihard12LostForever]

I masturbate to Ben's voice. I really do.

[EatWafflesDoI]

I don't know what to do when he says the word "aluminum" So many feelings.

[Dragonheiress]

I don't think I got anything about the car... Deleted the unimportant from my hard-drive and only saved the important - THE VOICE!!! ♥♥♥

[welliemc]

Does someone know the song in the first spot?

And just wow! That voice...

[foolofaromantic]

He talks about cars and it sounds like sex.

[chubbytabby]

What the Hck, I took out my "Sherlock" DVD and re watch it one thousand and one more times. I need to see his face again...

Can somebody just shoot me~~~ Does anybody ever wonder what do his parents look like to be able to creat such a beautiful creature?

[israelbeta]

@chubbytabby His mother, Wanda Ventham, is in an old episode of Doctor Who called "Image Of The Fendahl" as Dr. Thea Ransome. No surprise, she's gorgeous.

[chubbytabby]

Dear Lord, I already purchased the "Wild Pacific" DVD just because I cannot resist his voice, now you send this down from heaven, again???

Keep wondering his ex girlfriend's reaction when he told her: I LV U~~ Or has he ever say this to anyone else? That would be the luckiest female in the whole world...

[hakuseiDESU]

his voice....is like....sex in a luxury modern condo looking over the sea.

[ThatSingularAnomaly]

When this man's voice hit puberty and broke into the magnificence has become, angels must have descended from on high.

[ShonaM6920]

Excuse me while I just go off and buy a pregnancy test.

[XxJessie211xX]

ill have the car as long as i get benedict with it

[EGlVM]

Fuck me, I need a smoke.

[perevision]

I'm a copywriter and there were some good lines in that highly technical copy...Ben really did them justice with his liquid voice and crystalline diction. Delicious! Thank you for this!

[vampireorthodontist]

hnnnngh. Ben is a god amongst men.

[mynameiskendal]

How can he do this just talking about a car?

[simisola]

IT'S NOT LIKE I NEEDED MY OVARIES ANYWAY.

[galwaygirl88]

Not really that interested in cars and I do not have a clue what he is talking about but I still listened to the whole thing. That voice it's like melted chocolate to my ears!!!!

[Nicolescorpiodragon]

After this round of sonic porn, I think I need a cigarette. *fans self*

[TheOrminlange]

YO DAWG I HERD YOU LIKE JAGS SO WE PUT THE VOICE OF A JAG (IN A CELLO) INSIDE A JAG COMMERCIAL SO YOU CAN DIG JAG WHILE U DIG JAG

[InuKag4eva]

His voice does things to me!

[Twonkx]

oh god.... 

[Lililo1985]

I can listen to him for hours.

[Takaouto]

Yeah, not so much thinking terribly about the car here... "creates 1.7 tons of down-force, reducing lift by more than 25%...monocoque chassis is strong and rigid...optimise body control, traction, and grip" OH MY GOD, BENEDICT. SEX ME NOW.

Car adverts are so unrelentingly phallic. This pleases me.

[fara40000]

ovaries = shot

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