sean bedlam,, may you long meander the parks as "lost prophet" of the burbs ....imparting wisdom for free , integrity intact ....broke but with dignity and the respect of the underground ....or....be a "found profit" demanding organic fruit in the green rooms of NBC , BBC , ABC ,etc.. {sniffing the fruit - and demanding a replacement } ......oh, ok, ....a 1/2 hr show after those middle class wankers would suffice . { yes the chaser wankers } actually , fuck off chaser and you can have hour
Sir... May I quote your genius in Day to Day Living. Holy fuck my Life has been so Empty without this. Now get your Ass to wollongong So I Can buy you multiple beers.
You had a hell of a good point that I've applied to President Obama. The first right thing the man did in a decade was flinch, and just recently I got the insanely pleasurable experience of watching the anointed one actually -pouting- on national television when EVERY single person he was threatening with gag orders and government-buying your ass if you want it or not bail outs....actually -failed- to bend over, grab both ankles, and ask for another because they were white and deserved it.
You know those shoes in James Bond that the russian agent woman wears that have a blade pop out at the toe? He should have thrown a pair of those. Serious lack of forward planning on his part.
He threw his shoes for the dead and the Iraqi windows, people seemed to miss that and laughed at the shoe throwing as comedy. In Iraq it is an insult to throw the shoes. The reporter deserves the attention and the Iraqi people who have suffered so much loss, not idiots who find it oh so funny without understanding the true meaning here. But we all have our views =]
That's fair enough, but isn't it also fair enough that in our culture throwing shoes at Dubya's head is hilarious? Dubya might be responsible for mass murder, he is also one of the funniest clowns of all time.
I LAUGHED...SO HARD. My teacher said I'm sadistic. But I'm positive I'm not the only one who fell over with laughter. He dodged it pretty well which makes me think that maybe it's not the first time. :) Yes?
Sean, I'd love to throw shoes at your head just to watch you deflect them with your rapier wit and repel them more accurately than an Iraqi reporter at the pet of your ire.
Maybe the Secret Service had that slackness that overwhelms a worker near the end of a job. I bet they were playing Nintendo and texting their womenfolk.
If the american people had the same sense and courage of that shoe throwing reporter, they would be throwing dirty shoes in mass over the white house fence, just as the tea was tossed into the Boston harbor.
i*am sure that happens, quite often, most likely the same one that sent me a message today with their "singing koom-ba-ya and holding hands" view of my*truth, when they have no clue nor idea of who, what & why i*am, having never met nor written to me personally, to find out how much i appreciate their complete lack of ability to actually doing anything constructive other than step in their own BS, thus leaving a void for something worth while to fill.
It would be nice if people like that would write their own lines, but then they wouldn't be people like that, and we wouldn't have targets for our shoes.
I dimly recalled someone once mentioning that this could be done - although, personally, I only have one video, with a handful of comments where none are marked as spam, so I've never actually ever used the feature myself.
Hence, the note of doubt in my previous comment - maybe they were just lying, or the feature had been removed since. Or something.
Glad to see, though, that you can undo it, as evil twats who "mark as spam" because they don't agree shouldn't be allowed to triumph. ;D
You don't care that I agree. No-one cares that I agree. So there was no point whatsoever posting this comment to simply say "I agree" - as if I was one of those self-centred twats who believes my opinion actually has any major consequence or influence at all on anything, because I cannot accept that the universe does not revolve around me.
But, nevertheless, purely for informational purposes, you understand:
This comment has received too many negative votesshow
when the terrorist hit again you will pray for somebody like bush to be back in control. No matter what you think, They don't want to hold hands and sing kumbiya, they want to kill who ever dont agree with there radical view. If sadam was still in power that shoe tosser would have been killed on the spot, Because of Bush he was able to express himself, get clue fools
You see seanbedlam, it is because of America, people in Iraq can now make a video and upload it, to youtube, and others can comment on it, freedom!, Something that only exist if protected, and fought to the death for, as it has been many times in history, I only wish that someday you can spend some time and listen to the opinion of somebody that has lived without it,
HA HA HAHA HAAAAAAA!!!! Oh dear, you make me chuckle the top of my head right the fuck off. Pray tell, how DO raped and murdered 15 year old Iraqi girls post videos to Youtube? Get back to me on that one, I feel your answer will be massively enlightening.
If i was there, I would first fake throwing the shoe and when he would bow then I would throw it. But anyway, many people would get nervous to avail and make use of such precious opportunity,, so he got a bit nervous too.
I agree with you & Sean 100%. He knows he's in for big trouble some day. The world won't let him go in peace for the mayhem he's caused. With out a doubt.....worst US president ever. Several lawsuits are standing in readiness for when he leaves the W. H.
I see this guy throwing his shoes at Bush, and not only respect him for it, but muse at how craven the American media truly is. These self-interested bastards almost never take a courageous stand. Saw this D-bag David Gergory on Meet The Press doing a kiss and tell on how incompetent and out of it Bush was during his Admin. And I just thought, it might have been good to report it AT THE TIME, since it would have been useful info to have, you're a journalist, it's your job, and all that.
They're very good at being ashamed after the fact. (Watched Colbert doing his famous press dinner speech the other day and the softcock chill from the assembled journos was embarrassing.)
Too bad that guy wasn't like the Oddjod character from the James Bond films. He would have taken Bush's head clean off with that shoe! At least Reagan had the descency to actually get shot during his presidency. Come on Bush, get with the fucking program!
I too feel (as I continue to watch it repeatedly) great joy watching the shoe launcher....though I suppose it's going to be a great inconvenience that all press conferences with any President from now and forever will be shoeless....bet the policy for that is being drafted as we speak.
You're the third youtube comedian I've seen cover this. Mark Day's vid was crap, David Spates' was pretty good but you win Sean. Well done, your lolly is in the mail.
USA have a blatantly propagandist network called "Fox." They commented "just think what would have happened if Saddam Husein were still in power" to emphasize the big improvement W has made in Iraq. It made me want to throw both my shoes at the TV screen.
They're pretty blatant. Yet just now on ABC news Australia he was just described as a "daring attacker". Which he actually was, not some guy who should be grateful for his destroyed country and massacred and raped people. Hey! Let's smile! :)
This shoe thrower was a hero. Anyone conscious during the last 5 years, with an an ounce of human empathy, would see that.
If you can't see it, you've absolutely lost all sense of proportion. Depend on it.
If I got within 20 feet of Bush ... I'd likely do nothing, despite my strong feelings. That guy had guts I just don't have. What a gloriously quixotic act! Respect.
Well done Sean. Reagan, Bush, the Republicans are a skid mark, a shit stain on the face of human decency. You just want to tap dance on their motherfucking, silver spoon, elitist pansy assed heads....and Cheney too.
He deserved to get hit with those shoes, good thing is that in Islam culture (if i read i right), throwing shoes at someone is one of the biggest insults.
lol Fuck yeah!!! I was only disappointed as, Bush dodged :-(... But i hope he's got a sore back from having to move his geriatric self as quickly as that!
I just imagine the guy practicing in his apartment; repeatedly standing up and throwing his shoes at a target. What is the penalty for a shoesassination attempt in Iraq? I bet in jail they take away all his shoes.
I was reading in the news that the hero is being held for interrogation to see if he was paid to throw the shoes.. they are also testing him for drink and drugs. big lulz to the fucking media for playing both hero and villain simultaneously.
I've enjoyed the little WWF cries of "Faked!" It's awesome to see kneejerk overthinking from News Consumers(TM). Meeja mught be retarded, but so are most of the customers. (Not me, though, no, I'm clever and interesting).
Yer right. All news stories should last no longer than 30 minutes. That way, anyone who is completely naked in front of a grimy computer for 20 hour stretches won't have to risk getting bored.
Indeed, it shows an absurdly abundant lack of imagination to be seated in front of a device capable of delivering you pretty much all the porn, literature, pointless chat, music, games, TV and movies in existence - and, last but not least, is pre-installed with the "Minesweeper" and "Solitaire" games - to be complaining that you're bored with nothing to do and can't find anything.
We have the technology to precisely control media output. Why not put a universal limit on bullshit and straight facts alike? People would perhaps be less brainwashed over Britney's next boobslip.
I like the part where you talk about shoes.
Saphothere 1 year ago
haha, awesome, and epic for comedy
Rommereil 1 year ago
sean bedlam,, may you long meander the parks as "lost prophet" of the burbs ....imparting wisdom for free , integrity intact ....broke but with dignity and the respect of the underground ....or....be a "found profit" demanding organic fruit in the green rooms of NBC , BBC , ABC ,etc.. {sniffing the fruit - and demanding a replacement } ......oh, ok, ....a 1/2 hr show after those middle class wankers would suffice . { yes the chaser wankers } actually , fuck off chaser and you can have hour
TheMichaelseymour 1 year ago
@TheMichaelseymour Niceness.
seanbedlam 1 year ago
Sir... May I quote your genius in Day to Day Living. Holy fuck my Life has been so Empty without this. Now get your Ass to wollongong So I Can buy you multiple beers.
Trance020586 1 year ago
@Trance020586 I might just take you up on that offer one day!
seanbedlam 1 year ago
Rove Mc ANUS has its own show......why ? ....and why not sean ??
TheMichaelseymour 1 year ago
sew chops on my belly....ha ha ha !!!!
HOLLNAIER 2 years ago
You are a bloody genius! Mate...good on ya!
HOLLNAIER 2 years ago
what the fuck are you talking about? lol
xoxkangelsxox 2 years ago
"He's the cabbage the launched a million fuckheads" Best quote I've heard all day....or year...
NihlisticAlchemist 2 years ago 4
again brilliant
damosapian 2 years ago
You had a hell of a good point that I've applied to President Obama. The first right thing the man did in a decade was flinch, and just recently I got the insanely pleasurable experience of watching the anointed one actually -pouting- on national television when EVERY single person he was threatening with gag orders and government-buying your ass if you want it or not bail outs....actually -failed- to bend over, grab both ankles, and ask for another because they were white and deserved it.
HotaruZoku 2 years ago
Power to the shoes!!!
jackdupuisisdead 3 years ago 3
fuck me mate that funny stuff
Corzermate 3 years ago
What a hype. He surely deserves it, though ...
Best thing bush' done in his entire carrier, and he had to have it thrown at him.
Daye04 3 years ago
"If wishes were penises, George Bush would look like Swiss cheese! Filled with penises."
^May I use this?
ReverendMichal 3 years ago
Completely off topic:
I just stumbled upon that internet mandatory filtering thingy down in your parts, what's up with that?
ArmageddonAfterparty 3 years ago
George is like a cat.
Jack Dupuis
1974-2008
R.I.P.
jfleshdprop 3 years ago
You know those shoes in James Bond that the russian agent woman wears that have a blade pop out at the toe? He should have thrown a pair of those. Serious lack of forward planning on his part.
G4RDNER 3 years ago 2
lets chat
hi anyone want to chat qI
IPEDALDOWN 3 years ago
Filled with penis's, huh? Sounds too good for the bastard, but I might take you up on it...
mikwid 3 years ago
Right on!
=)
analiasahotmail 3 years ago
He threw his shoes for the dead and the Iraqi windows, people seemed to miss that and laughed at the shoe throwing as comedy. In Iraq it is an insult to throw the shoes. The reporter deserves the attention and the Iraqi people who have suffered so much loss, not idiots who find it oh so funny without understanding the true meaning here. But we all have our views =]
justmom66 3 years ago
That's fair enough, but isn't it also fair enough that in our culture throwing shoes at Dubya's head is hilarious? Dubya might be responsible for mass murder, he is also one of the funniest clowns of all time.
seanbedlam 3 years ago
I LAUGHED...SO HARD. My teacher said I'm sadistic. But I'm positive I'm not the only one who fell over with laughter. He dodged it pretty well which makes me think that maybe it's not the first time. :) Yes?
KiraBagira09 3 years ago
Sadistic? That's precious.
seanbedlam 3 years ago
Sean, I'd love to throw shoes at your head just to watch you deflect them with your rapier wit and repel them more accurately than an Iraqi reporter at the pet of your ire.
Fucking priceless shit. Get the man a TV slot.
Hzqi 3 years ago 7
Yes world! Give me a TV slot!
seanbedlam 3 years ago
most excellent joke rant in quite some time :)
sweaterpuppies1 3 years ago
They are supposed to take a bullet for Barack, but no one jumps in front of the shoe for bush?
ouwierd404 3 years ago
Maybe the Secret Service had that slackness that overwhelms a worker near the end of a job. I bet they were playing Nintendo and texting their womenfolk.
seanbedlam 3 years ago
Apparently Bush is also a ninja in his spare time!
Stonemansteve 3 years ago
He can move with uncanny speed. Maybe we *are* in The Matrix.
seanbedlam 3 years ago
mikma was here
mikma 3 years ago 2
If the american people had the same sense and courage of that shoe throwing reporter, they would be throwing dirty shoes in mass over the white house fence, just as the tea was tossed into the Boston harbor.
PeaceProfit 3 years ago 5
Wow, nice comparison!
PrimalShadow3 3 years ago 3
thanx, PS3 - i*do what i*can ;)
PeaceProfit 3 years ago
Some arsehole marked your comment as spam. That tops-up my Bill Hicks Hate Camel Hump(TM).
seanbedlam 3 years ago
i*am sure that happens, quite often, most likely the same one that sent me a message today with their "singing koom-ba-ya and holding hands" view of my*truth, when they have no clue nor idea of who, what & why i*am, having never met nor written to me personally, to find out how much i appreciate their complete lack of ability to actually doing anything constructive other than step in their own BS, thus leaving a void for something worth while to fill.
Happy*Holidays, Bedlam ;)
PeaceProfit 3 years ago
It would be nice if people like that would write their own lines, but then they wouldn't be people like that, and we wouldn't have targets for our shoes.
seanbedlam 3 years ago
Very*Wisely stated, Weed*Hopper ;)
though i*think this guy was more in the class of a target for my nasty old cement covered, steel toed work boots...
i*am letting them ripen a bit more while i*work on my*aim...
Peace - All*Ways ;)
PeaceProfit 3 years ago
Is it not possible for the video author to unmark comments as spam?
If not, then it should be possible - and we need to throw shoes at YouTube until it happens, in protest.
KlaxonCow 3 years ago
Just discovered that, will go through thread and unwreak havoc.
seanbedlam 3 years ago
I dimly recalled someone once mentioning that this could be done - although, personally, I only have one video, with a handful of comments where none are marked as spam, so I've never actually ever used the feature myself.
Hence, the note of doubt in my previous comment - maybe they were just lying, or the feature had been removed since. Or something.
Glad to see, though, that you can undo it, as evil twats who "mark as spam" because they don't agree shouldn't be allowed to triumph. ;D
KlaxonCow 3 years ago
"If I were to throw shoes at someone's head I'd make sure my feet were still in them."
Holy shit that got me good
PrimalShadow3 3 years ago 2
I agree.
You don't care that I agree. No-one cares that I agree. So there was no point whatsoever posting this comment to simply say "I agree" - as if I was one of those self-centred twats who believes my opinion actually has any major consequence or influence at all on anything, because I cannot accept that the universe does not revolve around me.
But, nevertheless, purely for informational purposes, you understand:
I agree.
KlaxonCow 3 years ago
Surely there is something to be said for simple human acknowledgment, and that something might indeed be "peaches". I hope it is, peaches are
friendly, tasty and good.
seanbedlam 3 years ago
I prefer nectarines to peaches. Peaches are too furry.
KlaxonCow 3 years ago
This comment has received too many negative votes show
when the terrorist hit again you will pray for somebody like bush to be back in control. No matter what you think, They don't want to hold hands and sing kumbiya, they want to kill who ever dont agree with there radical view. If sadam was still in power that shoe tosser would have been killed on the spot, Because of Bush he was able to express himself, get clue fools
PsychobabbleRapp 3 years ago
A yes, "Kumbaya". The song reference to reach for when you've run out of ammunition and dignity.
seanbedlam 3 years ago
You see seanbedlam, it is because of America, people in Iraq can now make a video and upload it, to youtube, and others can comment on it, freedom!, Something that only exist if protected, and fought to the death for, as it has been many times in history, I only wish that someday you can spend some time and listen to the opinion of somebody that has lived without it,
PsychobabbleRapp 3 years ago
HA HA HAHA HAAAAAAA!!!! Oh dear, you make me chuckle the top of my head right the fuck off. Pray tell, how DO raped and murdered 15 year old Iraqi girls post videos to Youtube? Get back to me on that one, I feel your answer will be massively enlightening.
seanbedlam 3 years ago
those shoes should be surgically attached to the face of Bush, Condi's bloody face. (one for each)
AntiHypocrisy 3 years ago
I literally LOLed at the image of teabagging secret service men.
AngryAussie 3 years ago
You have to give kudos to Bush for dodging them, he's pretty skilled.
BTW Sean you have nice teeth
BoOyaH1388 3 years ago
As an American the only problem I see with the shoe throwing incident was that the guy MISSED. GOD DAMMIT! WHY DIDN'T HE HIT EM. AIM LOWER PEOPLE.
RyRyVids 3 years ago
If i was there, I would first fake throwing the shoe and when he would bow then I would throw it. But anyway, many people would get nervous to avail and make use of such precious opportunity,, so he got a bit nervous too.
AntiHypocrisy 3 years ago
A mighty effort, even without what would have been the mostest famousest fakeout in history.
seanbedlam 3 years ago
i can't believe bush managed to dodge them!
mungojorie 3 years ago
Yes, it could of been worse. Its all bad shit though.. Reagan would of flinched, then rolled over and punched the guy square in the face. LOL :D
cooksterz 3 years ago
In Islamic cultures, hitting someone with shoes is a deadly insult...
66Beanshit 3 years ago
////...virtual shoes...
clearysteve 3 years ago
Wheres the shoe bomber when you need him? The only thing better than throwing shoes at Bush is throwing exploding shoes at Bush.
PantslessNinja 3 years ago
Shoot shoes not bullets lol!
parisblonde 3 years ago
This video is just awesome.
OneColinOne 3 years ago
I think they were loafers!
downhill240 3 years ago
thats a good question according to that guy 2
sajasio 3 years ago
He kept going until he ran out of feet and shoes.
seanbedlam 3 years ago
Like The Lottery.. only with shoes.
frogavenger 3 years ago
The incredibly good news is that "Press Secretary" Dana Perino is now more than just a cunt. She is a cunt with a black eye.
* Press Secretary = Minister of Disinformation
j0hnwi11iams 3 years ago 2
a great way to sum up the presidency...i think bush is too stupid to be assassinated. shoes seems to fit nicely.
Forveya 3 years ago
kinda sums up bush's presidency.
jx14aby 3 years ago
wait. you just said that.
jx14aby 3 years ago
Bush dodged that shoe pretty fast, I think he knew deep down that someday a foreign object would be lobbed at his head.
anarchistnation69 3 years ago
I agree with you & Sean 100%. He knows he's in for big trouble some day. The world won't let him go in peace for the mayhem he's caused. With out a doubt.....worst US president ever. Several lawsuits are standing in readiness for when he leaves the W. H.
DouglasUrantia 3 years ago
He hopes his wonderful and current Legacy Dump will confuse enough tards to keep an army of noisemakers on his side when the legal action begins.
seanbedlam 3 years ago
Well I expect to have the thought police show up to confiscate our shoes in a few days. Since
they are now classified as a terrorist weapon
and must be eliminated to keep us safe and free.
tyrbolo 3 years ago
Reckon you might be onto something. Surely there needs to be some kind of Incredibly Dumb Response to this...
seanbedlam 3 years ago
phil's right about you
KWarren7 3 years ago
shoe flew over the crook... ;(
jogayot 3 years ago
it would take forever, it's a trick question, you can't stone someone to death with shoes, you'd be shoe-ing them to death. what do I win?
pyrrho314 3 years ago
Hmmm, Mr. Literal Minded gets a SMALL candy cane for his efforts.
seanbedlam 3 years ago
thanks, more than I deserve, admittedly.
pyrrho314 3 years ago
I love this video. I am posting it everywhere I go.
TheOnlyFoe 3 years ago
Thank-you. Spread the word like poo-ey footprints of love.
seanbedlam 3 years ago
I see this guy throwing his shoes at Bush, and not only respect him for it, but muse at how craven the American media truly is. These self-interested bastards almost never take a courageous stand. Saw this D-bag David Gergory on Meet The Press doing a kiss and tell on how incompetent and out of it Bush was during his Admin. And I just thought, it might have been good to report it AT THE TIME, since it would have been useful info to have, you're a journalist, it's your job, and all that.
politicomark 3 years ago
They're very good at being ashamed after the fact. (Watched Colbert doing his famous press dinner speech the other day and the softcock chill from the assembled journos was embarrassing.)
seanbedlam 3 years ago
To know this shoe fiasco is a reality gives me more hope in humanity. :)
JoeSomebody2 3 years ago 3
I'm right with you. It's a refreshing, angry surprise.
seanbedlam 3 years ago
Too bad that guy wasn't like the Oddjod character from the James Bond films. He would have taken Bush's head clean off with that shoe! At least Reagan had the descency to actually get shot during his presidency. Come on Bush, get with the fucking program!
GGman21 3 years ago
It's still not too late, as he rams through last minute disastrous legislation, for an enterprising citizen to.....help.
seanbedlam 3 years ago
Weather looks remarkably beautiful there....summer is it?
Poetivity 3 years ago
It's coming. Got sunstroke and am now taking the day off to feel strange and red.
seanbedlam 3 years ago
I too feel (as I continue to watch it repeatedly) great joy watching the shoe launcher....though I suppose it's going to be a great inconvenience that all press conferences with any President from now and forever will be shoeless....bet the policy for that is being drafted as we speak.
Poetivity 3 years ago 2
shoeless press conferences? could yet another civil liberties breech be looming ?
queenwinterkat 3 years ago
Ahh Sean I knew there was something I loved about you, I would love to throw my red stiletto's at his head, (I can't wear them anymore anyway)
StylidiumLane 3 years ago
so this is how it ends...
the sound of a flying show wizzing by
Good ending to a tragic story, but are there any alternatives mucking about out there?
Personally, I'd like one that's got a little teeth behind it, some justice would be more to my liking
marniespeaks 3 years ago
I don't think anyone is suggesting this is the end of anything. It's funny. People need funny, or they die.
seanbedlam 3 years ago
I meant Bush ;)
should have been more clear, sorry
marniespeaks 3 years ago
Oh! I thought you meant The War. Not to worry, I'm sure there are many awkward text-related misunderstandings ahead of us!;)
seanbedlam 3 years ago
I'm look forward to them
marniespeaks 3 years ago
Too bad the guy missed george, probably would of knocked some since into him! -__-
beltino500 3 years ago
Surprisingly it takes only about 30 minutes or so depending upon the shoes yuh use.
MassZombicide 3 years ago
You're the third youtube comedian I've seen cover this. Mark Day's vid was crap, David Spates' was pretty good but you win Sean. Well done, your lolly is in the mail.
mooxim 3 years ago
That was a well-timed face making, if I do say so myself.
AndrewSpriter 3 years ago
I really enjoyed all the google ads for shoes in the embedded version of your blog ;D ;D
alpenjon 3 years ago
USA have a blatantly propagandist network called "Fox." They commented "just think what would have happened if Saddam Husein were still in power" to emphasize the big improvement W has made in Iraq. It made me want to throw both my shoes at the TV screen.
undiesinabunch 3 years ago
They're pretty blatant. Yet just now on ABC news Australia he was just described as a "daring attacker". Which he actually was, not some guy who should be grateful for his destroyed country and massacred and raped people. Hey! Let's smile! :)
seanbedlam 3 years ago
Set the Shoe guy free!!!
yassau 3 years ago
I didn't see one fly on your face in this video.
undiesinabunch 3 years ago
This shoe thrower was a hero. Anyone conscious during the last 5 years, with an an ounce of human empathy, would see that.
If you can't see it, you've absolutely lost all sense of proportion. Depend on it.
If I got within 20 feet of Bush ... I'd likely do nothing, despite my strong feelings. That guy had guts I just don't have. What a gloriously quixotic act! Respect.
TheModestAgnostic 3 years ago 5
You are RIGHT! :)
seanbedlam 3 years ago
I probably wouldn't either. You can't change the world from a prison cell; unless you destroy some shit beforehand.
netrunner1 3 years ago
I did the math and its 5 days
EnglishKeenan 3 years ago
December chuckle news:)Not that shocking at all but,weren't they both pretty fuckin fast?!
Hope that journalist gets away as smoothly as possible.
Great video again!
XthunderA 3 years ago
Well done Sean. Reagan, Bush, the Republicans are a skid mark, a shit stain on the face of human decency. You just want to tap dance on their motherfucking, silver spoon, elitist pansy assed heads....and Cheney too.
seamoremonster 3 years ago
I would like to hit him with Ice skates, or shoes (filled with explosives)
wordsofcompassion 3 years ago
It was surprising that it was not stones considering where it happened, now that would have been fun.
isegoria1 3 years ago
Someone needs to design a new aeordynamic throwing-shoe. Yes, Air al-Zeidis should have quite a market in Iraq.
Pananarchist 3 years ago
Fucking brill *****
Drogoempedocles 3 years ago
How many shoes can a shoe-chucker chuck? Two, unless he's a freak'n mutant!
RealityEngines 3 years ago
yes, but how many shoes can a shoe ducker duck? if he in fact IS a freakin' mutant?
queenwinterkat 3 years ago
Two! Apparently.
RealityEngines 3 years ago
He deserved to get hit with those shoes, good thing is that in Islam culture (if i read i right), throwing shoes at someone is one of the biggest insults.
"Swiss army knife of being a fuckhead"
Sean my man, i could not agree more.
RandomEdd 3 years ago
That's right. He dodged the shoes, but not the wonderful message. I'm sure an angel was born as he reached for the second shoe.
seanbedlam 3 years ago
An angel made from wonderfully soft kid leather loafers.
seanbedlam 3 years ago
lol Fuck yeah!!! I was only disappointed as, Bush dodged :-(... But i hope he's got a sore back from having to move his geriatric self as quickly as that!
Luaeria 3 years ago
Bush seems to have both the reflexes and the cognition of a house cat.
Pananarchist 3 years ago 2
I want to remember this comment until the end of time.
seanbedlam 3 years ago
And you can with this beautiful 4 frame photograph! Free with any purchase of 3,000 christmas trees!
Only on the internet.
Tilaron 3 years ago
I feel like I'm in a Mcluhan-esque semi-transparent rubiks cube made of little chunks of imitation baby flesh. Hmmm, I wonder if I can find one ebay?
seanbedlam 3 years ago
A spare baby, that is, a baby I can store in a perspex box like a happy kitten that doesn't have to exercise.
seanbedlam 3 years ago
The last question screams for research. I'll bring my size 13's.
Loadie 3 years ago
In the newscast this morning, Bush's goons were giving him shoes (with their feet in them), after they pinned him down.
Bush smiled as they repeatedly kicked him.
Hell didn't freeze over, Bush still gets off on the suffering of others.
Weaseldog2001 3 years ago
I just imagine the guy practicing in his apartment; repeatedly standing up and throwing his shoes at a target. What is the penalty for a shoesassination attempt in Iraq? I bet in jail they take away all his shoes.
mistaspot1 3 years ago
I was reading in the news that the hero is being held for interrogation to see if he was paid to throw the shoes.. they are also testing him for drink and drugs. big lulz to the fucking media for playing both hero and villain simultaneously.
gratex 3 years ago
I've enjoyed the little WWF cries of "Faked!" It's awesome to see kneejerk overthinking from News Consumers(TM). Meeja mught be retarded, but so are most of the customers. (Not me, though, no, I'm clever and interesting).
seanbedlam 3 years ago
And throbbing sex life.
PrimalShadow3 3 years ago
i'm selling the "dog bastard shoes of justice" on ebay
gratex 3 years ago
Everyone and every website, news station, and blog is reporting on this. It was funny the first 20 times, but now... meh.
Yarcofin 3 years ago
Yer right. All news stories should last no longer than 30 minutes. That way, anyone who is completely naked in front of a grimy computer for 20 hour stretches won't have to risk getting bored.
seanbedlam 3 years ago
Indeed, it shows an absurdly abundant lack of imagination to be seated in front of a device capable of delivering you pretty much all the porn, literature, pointless chat, music, games, TV and movies in existence - and, last but not least, is pre-installed with the "Minesweeper" and "Solitaire" games - to be complaining that you're bored with nothing to do and can't find anything.
KlaxonCow 3 years ago
I agree.
PrimalShadow3 3 years ago
"An Abundant Lack". I'd buy that gripping rant on over-consumption.
seanbedlam 3 years ago
You have to hand it to Georgie Boy, his reaction speed to flying objects has improved since 9/11.
AdministrativeLaws 3 years ago 14
That's one of the two funniest things I've read today.
seanbedlam 3 years ago
Hey that's actually a very interesting idea.
We have the technology to precisely control media output. Why not put a universal limit on bullshit and straight facts alike? People would perhaps be less brainwashed over Britney's next boobslip.
PrimalShadow3 3 years ago
"Swiss army knife of being a fuckhead" =P
LETHLSS 3 years ago
"Shoesassination"
"Swiss army knife of being a fuckhead"
Not only do you get 5 stars for this, for the first time in my subscription to you, you get a favorite.
RealArcalian 3 years ago 2
The picture keeps flickering, it fucks me off.
But yeah, good video anyway!
Mills88 3 years ago 3
Good question.
And I think I'm starting to know the paths you walk pretty well.
newbsauce11 3 years ago 2
I have been expecting you, Mr Bedlam.
CheeezMaster 3 years ago 3
you are an inspiration!!!
audionautix 3 years ago 3