ShwaNerd's Camping Trip Part 7

[OpenAirAtheist]

Happyatheist76

[OpenAirAtheist]

These people should be in chains!

[OpenAirAtheist]

Such manipulation and phycological conditioning of young minds!

[Mornys]

Wow, that Jebus fella must be really obessed with money.

[peoplearemessedup]

3:50 No you don't if you catch his eye *zap* well there goes 1 batch of indoctrinated children.

[BANGBANGBANGBBANG]

tone deaf

[seanturpin01]

Homeboy giggin on that worship music

[BGood156]

These videos got me thinking a little bit. As far as I know, some conservatives (politicians and people) love these kinds of camps, but if there was an Islamic version of this, they would shit a brick. Ah, I love double standards. I remember attending a youth group that was remarkably similar to this once every couple of weeks.

[snofthndr]

ah yes combustion

[Bralidiroe]

Ah this reminds me of FCA camp. Fellowship for Christian Athletes. Had to go do this shit after every long, hard day running in the sun. It was cool when we could sit and doze, then they fucking make you stand up......

[Ozzy0sbourne]

I SWEAAAR TO MOTHERFUCKING GOD, Thissssss shit PISSES ME THE FUCK OFF I am on the verge of INSANITY.

I was just like these kids in this video back then before i "reached the age of reason". - George carlin

[Acrimonator]

Instilling fear of death and punishment into so young people is a crime against humanity...

[humanbeing2197]

... he took your life

they might as well start doing child sacrifice, they are as good as dead.

[SuperSharko]

What did I learn Ted Haggard isnt the only preacher in the closet. Did you see that guy air running!

Air running is the gayest move in the book!

" I just wan't jesus in side me LIKE A SUPER SOAKER SPRAYING FILLING ME UP" I NEEEEED SOMETHING INSIDE! IM EMPTY I HAVE A VOID FILL IT FILL IT

[Quincelee]

Lewis Black's impression of preacher's, " First, give me money, then, give me more money, and don't forget the money!!

The last preacher at my church took $500,000 from the church (no shit) and there are more famous examples. So, no wonder people are hesitant about giving money.

PS I'm agnostic and hate religion, but, church IS comedy for me, though it can get painful at times.

[Valholla03]

They take VISA????? s**t!

[FeverSK]

6:58 - They promote homosexual relationships! :D

[AmyLynn7783]

That guy dramatically running in place makes me rofl.

[Tylonous]

Give me money! It's what God would have wanted.

[goose1212343]

dane cook wannabe.

[ahdkaw]

Demean the crowd and then say, "I'm joking." Doesn't negate the effect on the mind, it reinforces it.

[Katalyzt]

It is sad to see that much child indoctrination... This camp is there in order to brainwash people in to believing the imaginary as if it were real, and to take money. And what does this fictional god character need with a real VISA and/or Master Card?

Katalyzt

[Lucsiferu]

lol settle down. they are doing what they genuinely believe is right. morals are subjective and u cant say what they are doing is wrong its only bad to us. stealing money is consensually morally wrong to most people that is bad. but lots of those kids choose to go to Jesus camp. im an atheist i think i might go next summer to experience what they do there and shit

[Katalyzt]

I am settled... ;O) [...but lots of those kids choose to go to jesus camp....] That is because most of those kids were indoctrinated into their delusion of believing in what is (by definition) fictional. And then they are taught/swindled into giving money to these imaginary characters for the rest of their lives. It is sad to see what happens when people do not think rationally/critically.

Katalyzt

[Lucsiferu]

yes. i dont mind if all of the money goes to the homeless and poor and unfortunate people starving in other countries but its when they use it to waste money on Bibles that is bothersome they could be feeding some starving children

[SuperSharko]

So many little Richard Dawkins running around you would bring a tear to his little british eye. Thats all he ever wanted to hear......

[chava2uk]

The Bible says nothing about catching the eye of God! Can this guy quote Scripture and verse? NO! Preachers like this make me angry!

[DavinCreed]

It was a partial quote with extrapolation:

Psalm 10:9 (New International Version): "Catch the[...]" eye of God.

So the bible says "Catch the" but the rest is extrapolation from the inspiration of God's holy spirit.

But seriously... yeah, that irritates me too. They should at least learn their religion before they go around saying that it's real or even worse: the one true church.

[EloquentiaSerpentis]

that must be a product of some christian think tank, i've heard this "catch the eye of god" spiel before; it's very rehearsed and i bet someone felt very clever when they came up with this angle.

[ReverendAtomSmasher]

Well done. Dug the vid. Also, good fun with DPR crew the other night man.

[FallenAngel0fDoom]

What kind of god needs money to spread the word of his existence? What a pathetic and weak imaginary god.

[FallenAngel0fDoom]

..."the eye of god", sounds like they are worshiping Ra, the Egyptian sun god.

[UmbrellaAl]

What a fucking scam! Wow!

[stjimmy933499399493]

siiiiiiigggggghhhhhh*. . . . . . shit

[Daiblix]

3:00 Your money belongs to god.

[ShwaNerd]

Me? Get lucky? I wish; not with these people!

[Newenlightenmentnow]

@ShwaNerd Come on man, you gotta hit it just right so they go into convulsions and speak in tongues.

[sweetsweatyfeet]

God is omnipotently powerful but -- HE NEEDS MONEY!

[8journey8]

It so irritates me: that they expect you not only to give more than you can afford, (and after you've already given uber times to the same outfit) but dammit, you better be Happy about it too!! And wait, even more than that, you better grin AND dance AND Toss that cash into the basket, Yeah!! Disgusting to take advantage of the sheep this way.

[metaitachi]

The music at the beginning made my ears implode.

[Degozaru1987]

Something is about to com-bust in this place.WTF!?!?!?!

Yea maybe his jesus infected brain.

[cheeseman747]

yea god loves it when u give money to the people brainwashing u

i just hate how they are trick the kids into giving them money

[Imjustaguy123]

I'm pretty sure you already uploaded this somewhere or other :O remember alot of what he said.

[limpnail]

Is this like a daily event? Begging for money. Do you have to bring alot of $ for something you already paid for?

[4G3NTanon]

It's all god's money anyway?!!!

[fiveheadlol]

I can't watch these anymore, Shwanerd.

Every time I do I feel like I am going to have a rage-induced heart attack.

[freethinker3161]

did you catch the eye of god, lol.

[sorienor]

Translation: God loves you if you pay up.

[Woad25]

To these people God's the ultimate gold digger

[thegranitehammer]

Did you ever hit on any hot chicks when you were at any of the camps? Seems to be quite a few females in the crowd!

[ShwaNerd]

As a matter of fact... I did! :P

[SimpleCivil]

now shwanerd, time for the follow up question: Did you have any success?

[ShwaNerd]

Well... these are faithful women of god, and no strap on dildos were available... so sadly no. I remain a failure.

[anthonzi]

Screw God, I'm after his sister.

[ashaman72]

So... this guy hopes that this girl digs her sister? DAMN these fundies are kinky!

[abbynormal0ne]

"giving with the cheerful heart" is soooooooo used improperly and dastardly here if he really means to give money to buy god's love. that's absolutely sad.

[Fanden2]

God is a prostitute?

[abbynormal0ne]

at least some of the people leading his flock are making him into one.....

[creativeinsult]

RUN IN PLACE MOTHERFUCKERS lol

[DancingRabbit52]

Odd. I thought that God just loved people unconditionally. I thought that was what agape love was about. But NOES! God only loves if you give him a LOT of money. Us Pagans may be flakey as hell but at least we don't try to buy the Goddess' affection.

God is taking your VISA and Master Card at the back??? WTF!

[Lovingdoubt]

00:32 lol that guy in the orange shirt doing the "running dance*!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[ShwaNerd]

Yeah... and guess what. He's a pastor at the church I attend regularly.

[Lovingdoubt]

You know... somehow I'm not surprised. =P

[kingston326]

It would be funny if the "suave" guy who raised his hand ended up trying to pick up the two girls who used that strap on ShawNerd found last year.

[joebobfrank666]

"Freedom is about to combust in this place."

Damn straight.

[kingston326]

If I was God, it would take a lot to catch my eye by now. For the past 100,000 plus years, I would have been watching humans fight all kinds of gruesome wars, fuck like rabbits..etc Seriously, God has access to much more exciting images than any cable package or internet connection could ever provide. Dude gets so much free porn. No wonder God never leaves his apartment in the sky.

[gotilk]

Girls only pray with girls? Boys only pray with boys? What are they trying to promote here? Sounds like some sort of perverted indoctrination.

[Woad25]

Next thing you know God will find out about their preversion and put an end to some kind of munity of preverts! :)

[bobster451]

money grubbing bastards!

[gotilk]

What does it take to catch the eye of god?

Bait (twinkies work), surgical tools, ice cream scooper, rope, duct tape and a small basket or butterfly net to catch the eye when it falls out after you finally cut through the stringy bits that let the eye hang all dangly like when you plop it out with the ice cream scooper.

[gotilk]

What? Too extreme? You DO know that the "eye of god" is plus one against reason.

[antisubaru]

What a horror show.

[chag006]

That is some freaky shit.

[dackjaniels555]

w00t!