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  • SOMEONE IN THIS SECTION, I'M THINKING MALE, POSSIBLY A SON, NEPHEW, BROTHER, HUSBAND, BOYFRIEND...ANYONE IN THIS SECTION?

    NO SHIT SHIRLOCK YOU JUST NAMED ALL THE F*CKING POSSIBILITES A BOY COULD BE.

  • Spent the entirety of the video closing the pop-ups on my iPad 2. Ugh.

  • Crossing over John Edward

  • what a joke

  • he is the  Biggest douche in the universe. !!!! i hate him so mash

  • douche or no he doe have a talent, he isn't psychic as such things dont exist. But he is expert in giving the illusion that he is. It's all bullshit and he is guessing based on common and ambiguous things.

    NOT A PSYCHIC!!!!!!!

    But, what makes him a douche is making money out of peoples misery by pretending that he knows their dead relatives and can talk to them.

    Ultimate Douchebaggery right there.

  • I looked this guy up cuz of south park.... Biggest douche in the universe

  • Also, he gets like everything wrong.

    People are so stupid haha

  • Biggest douche in the universe..

    There is no bigger douche then yoouuu

  • How many people know this guy cause of south park

  • maaan...you are fucking douche :D

    

  • It's a trick. I do this all the time with my coworkers to show them it's all just guessing.

  • weak... He really is The Biggest Douche in the Universe...

  • this men robs people in public. put him in jail.

  • Haha he has lisp.

  • biggest douche at his finest

  • @lightside4 why you calling him a douche , have you been to one of his sessions

  • @zeezee925

    if you're really trying to defend this guy, then you are a total retard.

  • This guy will say anything that comes out of his mouth! I can't believe he's still around. He just keeps talking and talking until somebody says "yea" or nods their head. SMH...how can people believe this crap.

  • it would be cool if he was actually good at this but...damn, he's not even good at PRETENDING to talk to dead people.

  • this guys such a prick

  • Wat a da derp dee derp da teetley derpee derpee dumbass

  • congratulations your the biggest douche in the universe

  • How do people not see through this?

  • if he's actually psychic, THEN WHY IS HE ASKING QUESTIONS????If you're indeed psychic, then you should KNOW THE ANSWERS ALREADY. What a scam.

  • Step 1: Pick a random name and wait for someone in the audience to respond.

    Step 2: Analyze the gender, age, and emotional state of the responding audience member and respond to them according to their response.

    Step 3: Make random general statements until the member responds such as months, diseases, and memorable pass times.

    Step 4: After the member does respond, validate their response and repeat the process.

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  • The way I see it, if anyone is stupid and ignorant enough to still believe in this age-old stunt, despite it's methods being completely 100% uncovered and debunked, then they deserve to be exploited and ridiculed and robbed.

    So as much as I hate to say it, kudos to John Edward and every other lying charlatan bastard for managing to make a decent living out of robbing these poor ignorant fools, and without them even realising it!

  • DOOOOUUUUCHE!!!!!!!!

  • They are sooo fucking dumb! DA DERP DA DERPITY DERPA DERP!

  • Lol I think most of us searched this after watching south park! BIGGEST DOUCHE IN THE UNIVERSE

  • busque esto despues de ver south park xD jaja

  • dumb fucks

  • What an arsehole, preying on peoples grief to make money.

    Why can't these people SEE the bullshit Edwards is throwing at them and call him out for what he really is.

  • Oh. I didn't know 9/11 was a day of celebration.

  • @luvgumduhh: In the United States, Patriot Day occurs on September 11 of each year, designated in memory of the 2,977 killed in the September 11, 2001 terrorist attacks. U.S. House of Representatives Joint Resolution 71 was approved by a vote of 407–0 on October 25, 2001. It requested that the President designate September 11 of each year as "Patriot Day". President George W. Bush signed the resolution into law on December 18, 2001

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  • The real tragedy here is that there is no Hell for these charlatans to go to. Those truly wicked people who feed off the naive and hopeless, such as evangelicals and physics...

  • "when she passes she passed either around or on a government day" doesn't that technically mean any day of the week when you know wht to look for cold readers are so easy to spot.

  • i cant believe what im hearing from this guy, it hurts

  • South Park brought me here.

  • penn jillete brought me here

  • Just remember, "Psychics" prey upon those that are vulernable. If they really want to "Help" people then why do they charge so much money? And also remember... EVERYTHING on TV is scripted.. especially "reality" shows and "talk" shows.

  • This is a pseudo psychology, lol he's a DOUCHE.

  • @kristofermichael

    Its not psuedo psychology it IS psychology, bro. But yeah, he is a colossal ass hat.

  • south park said it best

  • ROB SCHNEIDER IS....A STAPLER! Rated PG-13.

  • @TheEagerMcBeaver LOL ROB SCHNEIDER IS AN 8 YEAR OLD

  • douche: r u the baby girl of the family

    naive woman: the oldest

    douche: shit miss better cover this

    douche: he's making me feel like ur the baby girl

    really now why would he do that?

    another thing why can't these dead people who talk to him pronounce words anymore

    eh robert rob robby something with an r? yea i can think of something begining with r and u r 1 fucking douche sandwich i hope he gets bone cancer

    douch

  • @nwrpw I like the one about someone dying around a national holiday - like which month doesn't have one?

  • @logicpractitioner ye i mean its just cold reading and inside information like they invite people who have seen them privately to the show then pick them out of the audience and the person wud be too scared to say anything cause the audience wud gang up on her and be like ur a liar there is no reasoning with alot of these people sad i used to believe not anymore when i decided to read a book haha and derren brown :)

  • Lying fraudulent shark toothed cunt.

  • its guys like these that give people un needed false hope that can be used to take advantage of others. there are no psychics people

  • @dan0c0mand01 your a fucking retard phychics are real no this kind of guy more like forensic evidence

  • @BlackOpsMuscle "your a fucking retard phychics" oh the irony.

  • I'm Sensing An E, Is There Anyone with An E? Ummm I'm Sensing An Errrr, Is There An Errrr?? Okay I'm Sensing An Eeee Errrr Erection?? Is There An Erection? Anyone?? I ROCK \m/..\m/

  • What a douche.

  • ok everyone welcome jon edward!!!!!!! jon ses "ok im sensing a douchebag kind of feeling any one oh wait i just relised the energy is comeing from me god damnit!!!!!"

  • I'm in agreement that this man is an obvious charlatan, but quoting South Park is just annoying now. Learn to actually make your own jokes, rather than quote a vulgar comedy everyone knows about.

  • @FreeVonHelton you maybe a bigger douche then john edwards... douche.

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  • I'm sensing a feeling of...depression from the audience...depression created by unfulfilling lives, a lack of education and extreme or irrational fear of the unknown.

  • WOWWWWWWW how can he not feel any shame using these people and their family's deaths? (better yet, how can anyone fall for this sham?)

  • Is there a p.. pe...peter in the comments?

  • this man is a POS of the highest order.

  • What kind of people can belive this big big shet??????

  • Heeeeeere he is, The Biiiiiiiigest douche in the UUUniverse

  • any jes..jessy...jessica in the comments?there is assburger connection...son,father or grandfather??

  • what a fucking douche! usually south park portrays people in a really distorted way, but John Edward really is a douchee!!

  • @SGKlD lmao same here..... on GO

  • I'm watching this after watching South Park

  • Douche

  • @AnduinX That's right bitch, concede with ur bitch ass! And by logical u mean stupidity. Then yes, all u were saying was stupidity. There's nothing logical about what u had to say. You clearly are poorly educated in discussions and debate. So sorry

  • Douschbag!

  • Holy crap, he really is the biggest douche in the universe.

  • I cant believe this guy is successful........wtf is this?

  • John Edwards, Derp Dee Derp Da Teetley Derpee Derpee Dumb.

  • Rob Schneider plays John Edwards in the film, biggest douche in the universe, rated PG 13.

  • @MrMrKurdish

    JUST WATCHED THAT EPISODE!!

  • South park all the way

  • Such a scam. Fuck this guy.

  • I love how all the women are believing and all the men are sitting with their arms crossed.

  • @maciasusn haha i know just goes to show doesn't it..

  • Thank you for the video... I had GREATEST time... :D HAHAHAHA

  • are these people crazy. go watch some south park instead :D

  • @turkoman19 im watching it now

  • @shaunkilla1 lol same..thats why im here

  • fucking douche :D

  • Biggest douche in the universe

  • @bbvibrabb Rob Shnider is...A CARROT!!!

  • douche...no but seiously this is so obviously fake it's laughable, but I'm not laughing, because he's exploiting those poor peoples emotions for money, so like I said...DOUCHE

    p.s.

    If you honestly believe this prick, you are either mentaly retarded, or desperately need to believe in the bullshit he's feeding you for what ever reason, any way I pity you

  • I am ashamed he went to the same high school as me. GLen cove high.

  • So dead people have nothing better to do but to talk to john edwards and show him flags. Laughable.

  • biggest douce in the universe

  • No one has disproven Edward yet. Just speculation.

  • @IHABC8

    So things should be accepted until proved wrong? That's an interesting way of thinking.

  • is truly the biggest douche in the universe ....

  • hahaha this dude is such a duche south park was so right lol he thinks hes a phsycic lol so fake

  • John Edward is the real deal. You can't spell douche. Are you a dumb kid?

  • Cancer..? Woah, man...this guy must be the Alakazam of the real world... O_O Fucking Douche.

  • FUCKIN' CROOK

  • vv We should all WATCH THE HISTORY CHANNEL! vv

  • SYLVIA BROWN ON THE MONTEL IS A JOKE==HE IS REAL AND TESED WATCH THE HISTORY CHANNEL IT WILL COME ON AGAIN TODAY OR HIT THE WEB STE

  • THE UNVERSITY OF ARIZONA DID A STUDY OF THE BRAIN ON THE HISTORY CHANNEL TODAY I WATCHED AGAIN ,HE HAD A 80-90% CURRACY RATE H HAD AN EEG-AKG SET UP ON HIM WHERE I SHOWED HIS HEART RATE ACTUALY WENT OUT OF SYNC. SO EDUCATE YOURSELF BEFOR MAKING IGNORANT STATEMENTS. IGNORANCE STATEMENTS ARE MAKE WITHOUT ACCURATE INFOMATION. ,TAKE CARE !!

  • @CRODSOULSINGER what the fuck are you talking about?

  • It's popular to hate John Edward, but I wonder how many people who bash him have actually taken the time to actually watch his stuff and come to their own opinion. If you come to a conclusion based on this clip, based on south park, or based on the opinions of others without thinking for yourself then you're a tool plain and simple. Cold reading is an insufficient explanation for John Edward, he gets way too many highly improbable hits.

  • @AnduinX please, enlighten us with a great video

  • @STLShu: Sure, search 'life afterlife part' in youtube for a good multi-part video. I think they get to the mediums at about part 3, but the whole thing is interesting.

  • @AnduinX Even this clip is pretty good.

  • @AnduinX

    In this case, J/E didn't even know Robert's father was gone and did not know there was a third brother, also gone: "Was he killed?" "No." These so-called mediums or psychics have to practice this routine thousands of hours before they dare go in front of an audience. There's no reading--just a show--but they are good at it so those who want to believe, do believe, even if the showman gets everything wrong.

  • @AnduinX So you're saying everyone that has an opinion on John Edwards and has attended the show firrst hand know he's a fake, you want us to ignore those opinions. I'm guessing you haven't attended his show live huh?.. theres this program where if you prove your "gift" they will give you ONE MILLION DOLLARS to do what you want with it. dont give me that crap and they dont do it for the money becuz its pretty clear that its ONLY about the money. you sound like a douche aswell. fuck you!

  • @silverkeen07: I find it comical that you should bring up the million dollar challenge. The skeptical community is very quick to dismiss anecdotes as evidence when it comes to things like the near death experience. 'They might be lying', 'they might just be trying to sell something', etc etc. Yet they hold the James Randi challenge up as if it's 'evidence' that these things don't exist. Why is it everybody else could be lying, but not Randi?

  • @AnduinX Well lets just say that if it were true and the dead could talk wouldn't you think there would be some type of sign instead of some douche bag which you clearly believe can talk to the dead. Hmmm.Its as retarded as believing in GOD. i wipe my ass with the bible and it feels the same as toilet paper. But IF ANYONE had that ability wouldn't you think it would be perserved and studied. But no your head is so far up your ass your train of thought is "what if he's not lyin" Fuck You

  • @silverkeen07: For your information, a large percent of the population actually do claim to have received signs from deceased loved ones, so one could argue that form of communication is present - but even if it weren't, what you've stated is a non-argument. It's what you want communication to be like. The reality of the matter and your belief as to what reality should be are two separate things. Fuck you.

  • @AnduinX FYI a large percentage believe in a sky daddy so how is what ur saying relevant?... what a laughable comment. here is something you can do while you're being stupid, go fuck yourself. cherrios! :)

  • @silverkeen07: I don't really give a shit if you believe or not. You haven't presented a case here, you're just a closed-minded douche. Fuck off.

  • @AnduinX LMFAO I'm closed-minded??.. Lets all believe in pink unicorns and elfs, fuck lets believe in the super adventure club and find immortality by having sex with children bcuz AnduinX wants to be open minded.. You pathetic and stupid bahahaha. YOU FUCKING DOUCHE BAG!

  • @silverkeen07: You're just touting your ignorance. Thanks for playing the game :)

  • @AnduinX LOL. and the funny thing is you lost but nice try ;)

  • @silverkeen07: What do you think I've lost? There was no debate between us. You made no logical arguments. You just beat a straw man and cussed at me. If by lost you mean I lost an internet flame war, then I concede. Nobody cusses like you, silverkeen07.

  • @AnduinX You said it yourself. They "claim" that they've received signs from the deceased. It's been proved several times that God or an afterlife does not exist.

  • @coldfire2143: You're mistaken. With regards to god, most atheists simply hold the position that there's not enough evidence for god. None of them suggest that we've proved that god doesn't exist. Proving that god or the afterlife doesn't exist is literally impossible.

  • @AnduinX because no-one's claimed the million dollars? is that not supposed to be enough motivation for a genuine psychic?

  • @athorist: In order to believe that Randi's challenge disproves psychics, you have to start with the assumption that Randi is honest and intends to find the truth. That in itself is a belief based on nothing. Randi reserves the right to change the agreed upon terms of a test mid-test, meaning, if he so chose, he could continue to raise the bar until nobody is able to pass.

  • @silverkeen07: Randi reserves the right to change the terms of the test mid-test. Meaning, if the man so chooses he can make it literally impossible to win his challenge.

  • @AnduinX As far as the money, no matter how impossible Randi would make it to win the money it would be pretty obvious that someone else would invest in such parannormal ability. I mean look at all these poor misinformed ppl who are desperate for answers and will believe anything to help with their grief. People like you who even have an ounce in belief in scams like this should be shot and killed. This only brings harm to our humanity.

  • @silverkeen07: So, you think I should be shot for believing in these things? Sounds like the only douche-bag here is you, and it's people like you who bring harm to humanity. It's very obvious that you started with the idea that 'this is impossible'. (Fuck you too btw).

  • @AnduinX And yes you dumb douche bag, you should be shot and killed for your retarded and ignornant beliefs. can you fucking read or are you too stupid to understand english. FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU!!.. have a nice day :)

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  • Are you fucking kidding me!!!this fucking guy!!!!this fucking guy should be hanged by his balls for him even saying or acting like he has the ability to communicate with the dead,let alone being o

  • Why this jerk isn't in prison, is beyond me. I could get better results from a Magic 8-ball, and would cost a lot less.

  • douche of the universe!

  • people are duuuuuuumb!

  • south park took it easy on this douche

  • hahhahaha what a great scam

  • from the creators of DER.

  • In my point of view, this fag is just a lazy asshole who wants to make some quick money from idiots.

  • @a0952031

    "In my point of view, this fag is just a lazy asshole who wants to make some quick money from idiots." So your argument is that if he is doing the same thing every banker, CEO and politician in fact most people in the US has tried to do he must be a fraud? Interesting conclusion.

  • @TraxTheAlien I said he is lazy because I don't think psychic is a proper "job". I said he is a fraud because based on logic, what he claimed contradicts with reality. Ex. John feels the same emotion as those spirits'. Then, how can he rest under that circumstances? Also, Whispers are not sound wave! Then, it's even worse. If John uses his ears to hear the voice, he can at least cover up his hear to rest. Now, he can't even stop voice entering his mind. So, he must be fake.

  • @a0952031

    "I said he is lazy because I don't think psychic is a proper "job" If someone paid you a ridicules amount of money to do something useless you wouldn't do it?

    " contradicts with reality" So you claim to be a expert on reality?

    " John feels the same emotion as those spirits'. Then, how can he rest " It's the concept of becoming acquainted with something. It took you many years to learn to talk but as you grew older it became an automatic reaction to stimulus.

  • @TraxTheAlien I guess you are right. If people do pay me a ridiculous amount of money just to cheer them like saying things they want to hear, I may consider selling out my dignity for it. But, right now not likely, I got a good job now and I am satisfied with it. Sometimes, people just have to be content. Content makes poor men rich; discontentment makes rich men poor.

  • This is funny. If this guy really is a psychic, he should be insane. Why? Imagining dead people whispering to you every second. Not to mention some of those dead people may not whispering but yelling since they died in terrible circumstances and they can also be really emotional. Plus, what make humans better than animals? If you think animals don't have souls, so does human. If animals do have souls, then this fag should also catch whispers from animals. Then, he definitely should be insane.

  • @a0952031

    John has made claim to receiving massages to other animals other than humans.

    As to spirits "yelling" it's a physic massage. The argument would be that It doesn't actually come through as sound waves. But those spirits that do promote a strong massage will force there emotions on the medium and cause the medium to feel those same emotions.

  • @TraxTheAlien Interesting! Based on what John have claimed, if he can also feel the same emotions as those spirits', then he must be insane. Why? It's Friday night after work, obviously you are exhausted and just want to have a good night sleep. Suddenly, an unwelcome spirit evade your weary brain and start to convey his emotion to you. You end up staying up all night just to calm the spirit down. Is John a superman who can live without rest? Does he also have an excuse for that?

  • @a0952031

    interesting hypothesis. No, he doesn't need to be superman. It's a matter of blocking out or ignoring those spirits that might be a problem. As difficult as it is for people to listen to those that have crossed over it's just as difficult for those that have passed over to get a clear message to those here.

    I would love to get into an in-depth explanation but I suspect your criticism is based on your preconceived ideals and not any attempt to understand what he claims to do.

  • Sylvia is a wierd ass girl.  And she's not God.

  • That girl. Sylvia is god. She's dumb.

  • @IHABC8  And I used to think TraxTheAlienidiot was the dumbest one here...then you came along...now I wonder.

  • I didn't read your comment. You're a girl? Girls can also be pussies. Pining for my cock are ya? That sucks.

  • is real.

  • John Edward os real. I'm smart. And all the kids who just watched the old soutnh park episode. They're just lame.

  • this guys career is the accurate definition of bullshit.

  • Ha who else is here cause of south park?

  • @Mpsteve137 Lmao, I just watched that episode and HAD to come here to watch this douche...LOL!

  • Haha this is ridiculous. People believe this nonsense? There is no hope lol

  • MANY John Edwars believers on here. Like the girl..sylviagod something.

  • I hard a story that proves he's real.  Anyone wants te hear it?

  • @IHABC8 lolllllllllllllllllllllll c,mom get a grip of your fucking life its absolutely fake and been shown plenty of time,s to be,the problem is your insecure in life and need this bullshit

  • But, I'M smart. It hasn't been shown at all. pussy.

  • You know, I'm here because I thought South Park might have been exaggerating. They were not.

  • This Fucking guy !!!

  • bwahahahahahahha were all here cuz of southpark.... this nigs ah fuckin douche

  • That's not English.

  • South park is right you fuckin douche

  • Man what a fake dousche, fuck you john edwards!

  • Are you pining for my cock?

  • Oh my god I cannot believe this is almost exactly the way south park did it this and once again this guy is the biggest douche in the universe

  • Douche

  • Here he is biggest douche in the universe

  • crazy stupid

  • South Park made me watch this , just to get sure he is the biggest douche in the universe. How do people belive in shit like this. Wish south was real in this case, where are aliens when you need'em

  • douche