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  • whats the music thats playing in the beginng????

  • DO YOU KNOW THE MUFFIN MAN?!

  • @supersonic1009 No,I do not know the fucking muffin man lol XD

  • Hi, my name SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!!! xD

  • @TheGoldenAngel150 hi sam =3 i freakin luved u in Wolf's Retarded Mission!!! =D

  • @YoshiBrothers1998 but seriously, I may kill you!! lol

  • @TheGoldenAngel150 NOW I'M GETTING TIRED OF YOU ''HEY IM SAM'' CRAP,NOW DIE DIE DIE DIE lol XP

  • My names Sam whoopdee fuckin doo

  • Sam's asking to be Wolfs best friend reminds me of Sonic asking Wolf the same thing in brawlgasm

  • wheres Number 5 asshole

  • 199 people were beaten up with a toothbruth

  • @paganizonda it's not about reloading it's about shoting your f***ing brains out!

  • A gun aint just about shooting, its about reloading! <--best line! XD

  • FIST YOUR ASS.

  • 11:20 I have that game xD All the phone calls are really funny Px

  • NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN­NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN­NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOO

  • OVER-FUCKING-9000 People KILLED WITH A TOOTHBRUSH?

  • DO YOU KNOW THE MUFFIN MAN

    WOLF: NO

    ME:UM WOLF THATS A PEDO

  • 9:17 hey im sam!

  • Do you now the muffin man? Lol

  • snake:i'm going to strangle you but i have piano practice right now you got three days

    wolf:WHAT!!! oh fuckity fuck fuck

    me:fuck

  • *picks up phone* WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT, BOWSER?

  • Me: *calls all 198 people who dislike this*

    All 198: Uh, Hello?

    Me: What are you selling?

    All 198: *Groan*

  • press 5 for t

  • wait....how the fuck do i watch episode 5 then!?

  • i get big fat erections

  • @Ag3OfOrt0n

    "For the fiftieth time, I didn't sleep with your daughter." lol

  • By the way, if you watch episode 5 of not exactly royalty, you find out that Link was prank calling wolf about the "Whata you buying, whata you selling"

  • Why are these so hilarious?!

  • Go Sam !!

  • 198 people don't know the muffin man

  • how can he not make episode 5!!!

  • @lolz123210

    Dexterboy124 made it then another user uploaded it and now ony the other user has episode 5 of wolfs retarded mission

  • To people who are wondering where episode 5 is, it's intertwined with nit exactly royalty episode 4

  • do you know the muffin man XD

  • where the f**k is episode 5?!?

  • who did snake

  • 198 people got killed by a toothbrush XD

  • wtf i cant find five

  • I wonder how Sam could be the boss.. I mean, with his awesome retardness, he could let anyone come and go as they want x]

  • 12:00

    i bet that caller was the drunken Kirby from ep 4

  • Dextorboy124 once did some of the prank calls. Check his channel.

  • @KiDxApOcAlYpSe up your ass bitch.

  • @ninjagaidenrules1 ik r my top 5 fave r toon link link snake kirby and gannondorf

  • I did the same with my girlfriend, I called her Bitchface and she left me... How do you do that Wolf? -.-

  • @KiDxApOcAlYpSe DDDDDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!­!

  • wheres episode 5 cant find it

    

  • dammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmn!!!!

  • WOLF SHOULD'NT BE SCARED OF SNAKE! LINK IS THE ONLY ONE WHO STANDS A CHANCE AGAINST HIM!

  • do you know the muffin man

  • Where's number 5 ? Couldn't find it crap !

  • Where is 5!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @ReconBearz it was made "friends only"

  • WOLF:not at all pumpkin

    DAISY:it's not halloween

    WOLF:banana

    DAISY:it's not christmas

    lol

  • 10:00

    ???: DO U KNOW THE MUFFIN MAN? *ASKS A MILLION MORE TIMES*

    Wolf: FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME I DO NOT KNOW THE FUCKING MUFFIN MAN!!!!

    ???: DO U KNOW-

    Interpolchik: LET THE HELL BEGIN

    Artguruify: WHO?

    Tailseamfurever: WHAT THE HELL!?

    Interpolchik: DID YO LITTLE SIS JUST SWEAR?!

    Artguruify:*Left you tube chat as we call it*

  • lol at 01:22

  • 14:46 hey where s the guy... o there is hes a paper. wait no it mr.gameandwatch

  • Wolf: Smells like a dead grandma.

    Sam: Well yeah, that's what I had for LUUUUUUUNCH!

    Wolf: What did you have for dinner?

    Sam: Pizza.

    Lol xD

  • Thumbs up for Sam!

  • im selling my mom, happy now?!

    wooow stranger, now thats a weapon!!

    LOL xDDDDDD

  • 11:19 is link right? from not exactly royalty

  • wait, this is the same end as not exactly royalty last ep

  • do you know the Muffin Maaaaaaan??? :3

  • 196 dont want wolf to get a job

  • 196 people don't know the muffin man

  • The almighty jigglypuffs favorite sport is DESTROOOOYING people(including fox)CALASTRA(FUCKIN)PHOBIC

  • "Do you have the time?" "Yes, its half past time that im gonna kill you with your own head!!!!" "WOWWW its late!"

  • in wolfs entry movie, when he does tht pose he showing middle finger 2 us all

  • 196 people have been prank called by Link

  • where the heck is part 5 because i never found it

  • cant find part 5

    

  • i like mario saying ''I have killed over 9,000 people using a toothbrush'' really funny =))

  • @Thunderfluff890 his name is sam :P

  • do u know the muffin man ?? :D

  • This should be on SNL, don'tcha think?

  • To the left.

    No right.

    No left.

    No right. xD

  • Hey:Click:On:My:Name:4:Free:MS­P:,Nintendo+Points:,PSN:,and:X­box_Live_Subscription:Codes

  • did u sing the song??

  • vageta what does the scouter say about the amount of people he has killed with a toothbrush?

    its... OVER 9000!!!!!

    what!? 9000?!!?

    fuck it lets be his friend

  • sone one musog my nipples

  • im lactose intolerant and i just drank 4 liters of chocolate milk do the math

  • @gamer2276 same but i didnt just drink milk...

  • 6:16 lol mine too bowser, mine too XD

  • I JUST FARTED silently. ... Can you smell it? CAN YOU SMELL IT?!? lol

  • toothbrush ownage

  • i love singing the intro song over and over again

  • big hairy dick

  • I thougth Jigglys favorite sport was... D3STROYING

  • do u kno the muffin man?

  • I like to lick balls, do you like to lick balls?

    LOL. ; D

  • HI THERE MY NAMES SAAAAMMM!!!

  • the voice of wolf can put off a really good epic scream part...

    AKA, "DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE!

  • Fucking nerd lol

  • AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW­ESOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM­MMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!

  • WHAT R YA SELLINNGG

  • sam had 2742 best friends

    but then he had to carry 94 people to the graveyard because he killed them

    and then he ate the other 100 that he killed

  • Stranga!?

  • Stranga!?

  • Do you know the muffin man XD

  • 194 people got ready for wolf's giganted cock

  • this is my favorite wolfs retarded mission episode olol

  • SAM needs to kill 193 more people with a toothbrush

  • do you know the muffinman NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • "Am I interupting something?"

    "Oh, not at all, pumpkin!"

    "It's not Halloween"

    "Uh, banana?"

    "It's not Christmas"

    XD

  • excuse me sir, do u work here? olimar sounds like a nerd lol

  • WTF DO YOU WANT BOWSER?! JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!

  • that was so funny when wolf screamed when snake came from behind

  • Do you know the muFFIN MAN? DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EE!

  • 11:19 LINK IS SOOOO FUNNY ON THE PHONE!

  • I have killed over 9000 people with a toothbrush! OMG I DIED LAUGHING!

  • @cookies15682 if u died laughing how did u make this comment

  • @bowserluigi446 I are a zombie rawr!

  • @bowserluigi446 ha ha no

  • Do YOU know the muffin man?!

  • That would be terrible! thanks wolf!

  • Jigglypuff wants to destroy! but doesn't want to be destroyed.

  • 191 people will b3 destroyed & have 2 LOL at vixons nipples in applejuice

  • @AlphaMex39 193 now

  • @AlphaMex39 no 196 will

  • 191 people had to soak Vixons nipples in apple juice...

  • Zack is god

  • "Do you know the muffin man?"

    "DDDDDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

  • @TheUnknownKH this part waz BEGGING for a WTF bomb

  • Wolf: DO YOU WANT ME TO DESTROOOOOY YOU!?!?!?!?

  • gayman watch or game and watch?

  • DO U KNOW THE MUFFIN MAN

  • i wonder who that prank caller is...

  • lol sam

  • 11:46 for the win

  • at end of prevoisly well done daisy now... massage my neples

  • the prank caller is link omg

  • @KearstenIsh lol xD

  • @KearstenIsh which one i heard fox but not link

  • HIII! MY NAME'S SAAAAAAM!

    uh..cool

  • IS UH... HALF PAST "I WILL KILL YOU WITH YOUROWN HEAD!!!" wolf: wow... its getting late

  • muffon man head quarters

  • i have killed over 9,000 people useing only a toothbrush xD

  • @SakuraHaruno873 I already made a comment like that T_T If you get thumbs up ima murder you >_>

  • But seriously, i may kill you. I just farted, violently. Can you smell it? Smells like a dead grandma. XD

  • @octane781 LOL XD

  • 0:00. this will help skip ads

  • Oh my God everything is coming together now! It would be so much fucking better if I could watch the rest of Not Exactly Royalty (How many episodes are there? If anyone knows, please post it on my channel or send me a pm!)

  • 11

  • @1057228 Thanks kindly.

  • 188 people don't know the muffin man

  • gay

  • i blew up from 10:07 thru 12:12

  • This video showed me the weirdest Ad ever. "Single Muslim". WHAT THE HELL?

  • olimar couldn't possibly be any stupider than he was here. do you know the muffin man?

  • olimar couldn't possibly be any stupider than he was here.us

  • A "Skip Ads" Button :3 > 0:01

  • @ChEyplusSaVy Doesn't work mate. Not anymore, or at least not against THESE ads. So sorry :(

  • @Nomuit Awww thats NO good!

  • I have killed over 9000 people! With a toothbrush. ^_^

  • so have you set the coordinates to 2398092358509u705988340g092093­24588gt09409093498-ff4f09409f4­0940980934 game and watch?

  • Wolf is great at swearing!!!

  • do you think this code thing is getting longer

  • Pickle

  • cant find ep 1

  • 12:57 - ...Well, that was pretty random to say, but pretty funny!

  • There is A Yellow Yoshi at 13:53

  • If your girl friend bought you a penis extender, that should tell you something O_o

  • lol these vids funy: wolf: tik tok tik tok ,hehehehehe like my tiking sound lol

    dexter ur vids are so funy

  • I love wolf's retarded mission and he has a girlfriend :3

  • lol it was link doing the prank calls check out Not exactly Royalty

  • Wwwwwwwwwwwwwwhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaa­aaaaaaaaaaaatttttttttttttt aaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrreeeee­eeeeeeeee uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu ssssssssssssssseeeeeeeeeeeeell­llllllllllllllllllllllllllllll­lllllllllllllllllllllllliiiiii­iiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn­ggggggggggggggggggggggggg?????­?????????????????????? :o creepy

  • ITS OVER 9000 prank calls

  • Wolf: so have u set the cordinates to: 498u54359734589g5gb538975 fea FFgb89b3, Game and Watch?

    GAW: YEEESSSS SIRRRR

    Friggin hard to type and memorize

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  • i heard fef

  • :O SAM'S VOICE SOUNDS LIKE KAEL'THAS FROM "Azerothain Supervillans":O:O:O:O

  • 12:15, best part ever

  • hahahaha resident evil 4 merchant =D

  • The only people who couldn't possibly like this are the ones who don't have this kind of sense of humor.

  • XD i love these calls!

  • Doooo Yoouuuu Knnnoowwww Thheeeee Mufffinnn Maannnnnn?

  • i now feel sorry for the phone oporators XD

  • is that on teabag street? No, on "where i met your mom" street.

  • WARNING: if you click on the "dislike" button,jiggs will come from hell to DESTROY you and your family.and for the 186 bastards who already clicked on the goddamn button,i have a message for you:

    YOUR ASSES ARE ONLY AS DIRTY AS YOUR MOTHERS!!!