LETTERS!

[jacobytyler]

I'm finally going to subscribe to your channel because while plugging the add you said, "...or get sick of you watching too many cat videos and just, up and leave..." Thanks, I now will show my loyalty.

[SL566]

I had an idea of what I wanted to comment saying in the beginning of the video....but twelve and a half minutes later + getting up to do other stuff.........I don't remember

[gobackto82]

that's not an old man face...it's bill cosby

[jffryalford]

"This is from Dan" lol

[MasterSniper789]

hey an idia meet a ostrid at the zoo and give it an intervie justa a random idia write a email me if u wana meet my pet tennasball bob il send im to u for a wall.

[mismatch822]

your awsome dude

[KakaMilan5]

close your eyes and listen when dan is shaking the 8 ball

[cheerleader256]

JUSTIN BIEBER JACKET

[TheSuperRainbows]

Whats the name of the song at 1:13

[goldiecolfax]

go shirtless?

[TheSuperRainbows]

@goldiecolfax Gradualreport

[SvetaTheRussianSpy]

introduce your letter to Obama saying "Dear Mr. President, The world wants me to meet you"

[zigzag747]

What kind of laptop is that?

[kobblinator]

Great episode. Yay for Dan! :D

[foorganders]

03:09 TWSS.

[Shmoogleface]

did he break up with that girl danielle? i'm behind.

[CleansWithRag]

@Shmoogleface

Unfortunately, yes.

[zigzag747]

@Shmoogleface Yup.

[LeoDZaturos]

why do you sometimes act weird.Is it because you are trying to make the show entertaining.by your fan eduardo its in spanish

[LeoDZaturos]

why do you sometimes act weird.Is it because you are trying to make the show entertaining.

[lajoiedelavivre]

I think writing a letter is a waste of time and particularly lazy - how about you be proactive?

[Makxbi]

"my audience consists largely of smart, independent thinking high school and college aged young Americans." :|

AHAHAHAAAAHHHHHAAHAH... AHAHAHAHHHAHHA

[LavenderRosee]

at 4:50 your hoody drawstrings are uneven.

... it's bothering me. :P

[KiraDanny]

can u put my dog' s fur on your wall ? =))

[xhado123]

You moved your couch. did we tell you you could do that? ;)

[KiraDanny]

@xhado123 funny :))

[Jademasker08]

@xhado123 he said he would a few episodes previous to this. surely some people agreed.

[xhado123]

The wall changed.

[HeavyMetal257]

DEATH TO THE PILE OF MAIL!!

[dsclubhouse1]

Great stuff

I enjoyed it

sweet letter

go get some lunch haha

[JPProducing]

So glad the hair's coming back. =]

[JensterTheGreat]

And again, not much gets done in another one of your videos.

[Shinytunes99]

i rember that 1:15

[oohlalabamba]

Hey world in Irish is 'Dia Duit ar Domhan' pronounced 'dee-a goo-it air dow-een

[CrayonVlogger]

@PinkGuitarish THATS RHYMES! HOLT S***!

WE NEED TO GET RAY WILLIAM JOHNSON ON THE PHONE!

YOUR GOING TO CALIFORNIA!

[AraGuitar]

@regulardestroyer72 this doesn't start a revolution, you naive bastard, it's just youtube nostalgia.

[zheranthan]

really? 8 months already? 0.o

[Aimy58]

"I would rather not see this much white stuff"

...that's what she said.

[drum4god7]

CHANGE DA MUSIC!!

[proudestmonkee07]

I'd give him more of a reason to meet you than just that your viewers are young Americans. Tell him what you intend from this meeting, offer some interest to show that you can benefit him and that you're interested in politics, etc. Think of it as a sort of cover letter.

[drummingxgodx2011]

1:15 ftw

[pjpinc123]

Once again I would like to thank you for reading this letter. I know you have more pressing issues at hand, but if at all possible, I think my fans and I would very much enjoy getting some form of response from you. Good luck with all of your presidential duties, I will be rooting for you.

-Daniel Brown

[TheAlmightyFSM]

When you're done training for the Guinness record your thighs are going to be the size of turkeys.

[puglish]

Dan never meant to kill, only to maim or seriously injure!

[MaxBobbitt]

@puglish DOBBY!

[kiddooo10]

today.... YOU DIE!

[MuzzOnUtube]

AAAHAHAHA Lord FlashHeart, WOOF! thumbs up if you get it!

[BooMonsterOfficial]

I like that Ben guy!! :P :)

[08firthf]

I think you should end saying "Thank you if you will even consider my request and I look forward to your response.

Thanks again!

Dan Brown.

[EmptyStreetLights]

You need commas between your citys and states(:

[HolyPhuckingBalls]

You have some dirt on your face, sir.

[jwinston33]

03:26 fap fap fap towel cat is watching you

[megaman123164]

i think that waz o.k

[Roanldo26]

Change Of Clothes:

I think that you should do this task it would be kindof cool not that i dont like your clothes there actually pretty cool but every once in a while why dont you just change it up a bit go shopping and have us choose what you should wear for a day or too or something ha i think it would be cool to see you in something other than the same jacket in 30 different colors and stuff !

[giggs102]

hahahahaha towel cat is watching you masturbate. ahahhahaha :D

[JosefHolub18]

Where did your girlf-friend go Dan? :(

[OptionalFish]

@JosefHolub18 They broke up quite a bit ago. Sad, isn't it?

[JosefHolub18]

@OptionalFish Yes, that's actually very sad! I did not know that:(

[DRGmeepie]

The vietnamese wasn't bad.. except for the very last part O-o

[Sinaskafitch]

RISD! =D

Rhode Island Pride!

[girisawesome123]

did dan say 'hey world' in geman yet?

[Bigshotchunk117]

what happens to the wall when you move ? : 0 i hope you get really comfey : P and yes i spelled comfey wroung :P

[beastateverythin]

@Bigshotchunk117 it's "comfy." The more you know, the more you grow! :D

[IAnimeKid3]

DAN!!!!

4:30

dont stick that at us! :(

[Spheett]

"vote on" not "vote upon" :)

[KidCoda]

deelishus

[tommyjmm]

A great ending line is "Look forward to hearing from you" or something similar.

[Morzalius]

idea type: gameing

Start Playing The Online Game AQW Adventure Quest Worlds

a fun game that i think that some of the viewers are playing.

please do the task in the next few videos

and please don't try to say or spell my name on you tube. thx ahead if you do that.

[KidCoda]

@Morzalius I used to play that. I might start again... All the updates kind of made me not want to play any more.

[mazurestar]

haha i really liked this video. mostly the mail part

[Nannirk]

I used to watch a lot of cat videos, and my computer left me. It really is more common than you think, so online back-up isn't a bad idea.

[avemalumdirector]

i totally understand why you wrote 'my audience consists of young americans' buz there're are also international viewers. i'm just sayin...

however ,i think you shouldn't change that in the letter cause it's very clever to offer obama a chance to convince people to vote for him. that way there's a quite good chance that he at least responds imo. good job dan!

[TheSillySongmanvidz]

I think you could end the letter buy attracting the president to want to talk to you. I mean personally the closer parliamentary people are to their citizens the better. Maybe suggest a question and answer session. This way it will seem to him as a good political opportunity

[ThePaigeb93]

He's so angry at the pile! Screw you pile!

[DooogieeBrooon]

and some of us live outside of the US, like say. . . Scotland :P

[Hero4221]

Put a little more enthusiasm in it about how the viewers and you would benefit from the experience. For example, The viewers and I would greatly appreciate your appearance or response on/to the show. This would be highly beneficial, for it would provide myself along with my viewer's with closure about your commitment, intellect and understanding.

[Futur3sailoR]

steps for success:

1: stop procrastinating about letters

2: read letters

3: magically uncover laptop

[RachCanFly]

I think after "Seeing you participate in "Dan 3.0" (...)" till the end sounds, like @Domonut said, like you're blackmailing Obama. Maybe you should redo that part. Also you should tell him that you have viewers all over the world (im from Portugal) and maybe ask him something you wanted to know?

[InternetRules853]

Hi Dan- I know you probably won't read this, but I wanted to tell you that my grandpa died last night. I wanted you to know because I know you just went through the exact same thing. It happened kind of similarly, with my entire family there. Its really helping just to know that someone else is going through the same thing as me.

I hate it when people do this, but please thumb up so Dan can see. Thanks.

[beralder9]

why my comment isn't on top? Dan should read it, it has 146 thumbs...

[emblegirl]

hahahahah when you showed your picture and were like "this is from dan!" died laughinggg

[johanneswiberg]

Dude that was a really good letter to mr. Obama. Seriously good.

Dan 3.0 needs more tasks where you have to write or express yourself with words in other ways. That's what you do best IMO.

[fatsoblitz]

rely from barrack obama  : TOO LONG DID NOT READ

[jerommeke69]

@fatsoblitz

lol

[andi19]

2:06 epic smack

[kitkatkid09]

end to president: thanks so much for taking time to read my letter, hope to hear from you soon.

[silverjacketgirl]

What are "swing states"? I'm not from the US...

[RachCanFly]

@silverjacketgirl "a swing state (also, battleground state or purple state) is a state in which no single candidate or party has overwhelming support in securing that state's electoral college votes.", thats what wikipedia told me.

[Cause2Just]

Hey Dan, I dare you to memorize the first 50 digits of Pi, and say it in public :)

[OddOneOwt]

Imagine if Obama himself made a suggestion for 3.0

[Mastercontrolful]

dude!i wanna see some magic. stop the blah blah

[CleansWithRag]

Hey, Dan.

I'd just like to tell you that not *all* of your fans are Americans. I'm Canadian.

[xmck33x]

@CleansWithRag To be fair, he did say "largely" of Americans, but as a fellow Canadian, I can feel your pain.

[CleansWithRag]

@xmck33x

Thank you.

[khsballa1]

@CleansWithRag who gives a fuck? He's American so he's gonna say "Americans" or "America" quit complaining

[CleansWithRag]

@khsballa1

Calm down!

I'm not complaining... I'm just saying.

[mrpowerstack]

@CleansWithRag  i am from hongkong

[CleansWithRag]

@mrpowerstack

Ni hao.

[OMAJgaad]

@CleansWithRag and i am from SWEDEN ^^

[CleansWithRag]

@OMAJgaad

Halla.

[lajoiedelavivre]

@CleansWithRag New Zealand over here!!

[CleansWithRag]

@lajoiedelavivre

Hello to you, too.

[OpheliaDagger]

I think you're being a bit too cheeky with Obama, Dan. Maybe change the bit about how it wouldn't hurt his standing amongst your audience to something regarding how it would simply be a quick and easy way to reach a certain demographic. That way it doesn't sound like he'll lose favour if he doesn't. Keep the but about the swing states though, that's admirable gumption ;)

[robbetheunis]

your face looks so brown, mister brown

[becky1oconnor]

I have a feeling that the letter is too long. Think about all the letters he has to read. I know you want to sell yourself (that sounds wrong), but keeping it short and sweet could give you more of a chance of him reading and responding....................­....then again i have no idea how your president thinks.

[Sandring44]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

WHY DID YOU CUT UR BEAUTIFUL HAIIIR????? WHYYYYYYYYYY?????

:@:@

[pyrlalah]

@Sandring44 welcome to Dan3.0, where have you been?

[OmgxItsxAgnes]

include the dan 3.0 websiteeeee

[angel6554]

Don't see him responding but I see him writting back...well it's ptobably going to be someone that works for him that would respond

[Tripp426]

The ending...lol so random.

[seetube211]

You would get more views if you said letter to obama

[dmanyanksfan]

Dan Brown is a Paul Simon fan!!! just when i thought he couldn't get any more awesome :D

[obamaisfromkenya]

You should tell Barry that you're a radical moslim, then he'll do anything for you.. His policy has always been to serve 'his people', meaning the moslims.

[skidd16]

A hyphen needs to be between "Five" and "Hundred"

Five-hundred.

[gigiownsthemafia]

He's only 20 years old?!

[gigiownsthemafia]

Dan needs to put more stuff on the bottom left corner of his wall.

[Nizzly321]

This entire project has turned out to be you talking about what you're going to do with Dan 3.0 and how to make it better and more effective. I don't think I've seen ANYTHING productive come out of this project.

[StellarMango]

@Nizzly321 i agree, i've only heard talk instead of seen action

[CrayonVlogger]

@Nizzly321 Smerk. Smerk. :D

Great insight tad-de-do!

[CathayGuy]

idk why but, I lmao when you flipped off the mail pile

[Alimira1000]

In your letter i would change "I would not be heartbroken in the least" to something more along the lines of "I would understand" the original line makes it sound like you dont care whether or not he responds, you want him to know that thos means alot to you

[cjc813]

Hope I'm not too late: The letter to Obama is way too long, Dan.

You mention that you realize Mr. Obama's time is valuable... your letter should reflect that.

Go through paragraph by paragraph, sentence by sentence, and decide exactly how important every little detail is to the purpose of your letter. Cut out as much as you can without ruining it.

[hidayahug]

you're still talking too much, keep on task Dan! just sayin'

[Kanon6996]

meet the Mythbusters! :)

[whiteboimonologuez]

i wonder how you say "hey world" in canadian. that'd be super cool if someone submitted that video response!

[zunathanzu]

the letters weren't concise enough, to wordy,

[MasterEnglisher]

Should've reminded him that you cannot win an election without the PogoTribe

[Xiofang]

dan, you need to get some new music for your videos whenever you have a sped up montage of a task or wall wednsday. the same song gets extremely stale after awhile.... thanks!

[madasrabbits06]

when you said "this is from dan" i thought, "heyyyy thats the picture he drew!!! oh wait.... LOL!"

[OrdinaryContent]

If you say from Dan Brown, he may think the author thus giving you better chances... just throwing it out there.

[OmegaMetroid93]

Did you just give "the finger" to your mail...? xD

[Asperomo]

Tell some more about your amount of subscribers, to let him know how many people he is reaching

[Domonut]

You sound a bit like your blackmailing Obama :P

[TheK1ngBen]

@Domonut You sound a bit like you can't spell the word YOU'RE. Fucking stupid piece of shit. I learned how to spell words once....then I turned 4.

[HepheistoBD]

@Domonut

please learn the difference between your and you're (you are), It would make the world (and youtube) a better place

[SkittlesandHearts]

@Domonut You're.

sorry i had to :P

[punbaca]

@Domonut blackmailing obama? that's a bit rasist

[gogetareeljob]

@punbaca I sure hope you calling it racist was sarcastic lol.

[punbaca]

@gogetareeljob kinda:P had nothing better to say

[kinphooey]

i cant believe he used the middle finger :O

[deeleit]

... LEAVE the apartment and stop talking at the camera, that was the point of the task, was it not??

[BigBadBostonian]

Dan 4.0 let the magic 8 ball control your life

[TheHappygoluckygirl]

ending to letter:

"wWth that in mind, I would appreciate, and am looking forward to, hearing from you in the future.

Signed, Dan Brown "

[AmberAlene]

Haha, nice throwing in the "swing-states."

[NJac05]

" but you know what? screw u pile *gives middle finger* , today, u die!" lol loved it!!!

[prodigy372]

Dan, did anyone at Revision3 mention a blind person's cane? The form to send it wouldn't let me do the ATTN: stuff, but I figured it might get to you somehow. I wouldn't expect you to put it on the wall, but I thought you might like it.

[godly74]

DAN DAN DAN!!!!!!!! what happened to the chalk board thumbnails???

[jerommeke69]

@godly74

he submitted a task to the decision engine to stop that and people approved.

[godly74]

@jerommeke69 aww that sucks i liked those

[MadeofAwesome4ever]

@godly74 They died. He submitted a task to get rid of chalkboard thumbnails, and most everyone agreed. :'-(

[TheVarietyGuy]

you should write, "I'm not sure if you're aware of this, but you follow me on twitter." lol

[homelessxcat]

You can never watch too many cat videos... well, maybe you can but I have yet to reach that limit.

This entire episode took place in your apartment too... I'm just sayin.

[TheAlliApples]

You should explain vlog to Obama. I don't think it was very clear what it was and remember, old ppl dont understand internet lang.

[supermonkeyballboy]

A quick little grammar mistake I see in your letter, Dan (I'm a grammar freak), is 'Lincoln Nebraska' and 'San Francisco California'. There should be commas after the cities' names.

Lincoln, Nebraska

San Francisco, California

Other than that, you're good! ¡Buena suerte!

[TheVarietyGuy]

hahaa 0:11

[isop9021]

In a way I look forward to the end of d3p0. Don't get me wrong, I enjoy this but I want to see a pogobat youtube video which isn't so commercialised with a revision 3 intro, ending and forced advertising; although I feel these episodes are extremely open and honest I think you make better videos on your own where you talked about whatever you wanted to and provoked thought among your viewers. Watching d2p0 reminded me of that; the reason I subscribed to pogobat.

d3p0 is still a lot of fun tho!

[freeflow14]

Thanks dan, now singing paul simon in my head

[xexoxix]

do you ever take anything down from your wall?

[rends]

You're a HUGE idiot for saying your viewers are American. Did you forget all the people posting videos with "hey world" in different languages ? I swear Dan, one of the things I respect about you is that you're not as dumb and arrogant as most Americans. If you change that, au revoir foreign audience !

[master777999]

Was that Simon and Garfunkel at the end? If it wasn't, what is it? Cuz it sounded pretty sweet

[Aightu]

more doing less appartment. ;)

[kllyforman]

You pronounced "preferable" incorrectly. No, it doesn't bother me in the slightest. Not a bit.

[JackFlags]

2011: Presidential decision engine enacted.

Obama 3.0

[ivehadyourmumtwice]

I dont think you should say "if I don't meet you I wouldn't be heart broken". Makes it look like you wouldn't be interested in meeting him.

A little bit of flattery can get you a long way.

[blessedbyacurse]

Meeting Dan Brown seems much more reachable than meeting the President. Not to be negative, I would say focus on the more accomplishable goal. Probably leave out the rolling down hill bits and tone down the pogosticking part of the letter to President Obama, though. Makes you sound less professional.

Dan, I can't help but point out that standard printer paper is 8.5 x 11, not 8 x 11 (I couldn't help it sorry)