Vern Fonk - Get Fonky Rap

[Shaneward5150]

Fuck Fonk. I hate him and everybody who likes his ads.

[zachredka]

i love this commercial



[1960jack]

if you wanna get FUNKEHH!

[netwitts]

Some people have no sense of humor...

[philmorrisshawca]

Great commercial, good to see white guys doing the rap because white people are the ones who are more likely to get insurance or afford it. Why have black people do the rap, they don't buy insurance, or at least not on any of the judge t.v. shows.

[schleim5]

@KuZZinMcBUzziN Wow, your latent tendencies explain your built up rage and frustration. I think you have some personal issues to deal with. In the mean time stop jerking off to Vern Fonk videos and come clean about who you really are.

[KHQMaster]

@schleim5 Don't mind him. A rule of the internet is never feed the troll. The troll will just die in a ditch if you starve it of attention. :O

Just a word of advice.

[schleim5]

@KuZZinMcBUzziN Yeah good luck with that. Besides don't you have better things to do with your time?

"Roll six deep in in a 4 seat buggy,

Rapped up tight in a Vern Fonk Snuggie........Veeern Fooonk Snuggie"

LMMFAO!!

[schleim5]

@KuZZinMcBUzziN shut up loser it is a parody. It's not supposed to be cool, it's supposed to be funny which it is.

[1960jack]

Vern Fonk commercials crack me up. Ah... Seattle birth place of Jimi Hendrix,

couple guys from the Ventures were from this area. Ann and Nancy Wilson from Heart, and VERN FUCKIN' FONK rules baby!

[SenorSpode]

Jeez, everyone gets their Pampers in a wad over a commercial? Please...

[jasonproberts1]

For low life drunks with D U I's....

[bongboyify]

Fonkin Funominal!!!!!!!!!!

[indusalelia]

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[jasonproberts1]

vern fonk is as trailor park, white trash as Jerry Springer...this idiot should be out lawed for polluting the air waves....Any one who thinks vern fonk is funny must like day time tv, generic beer and sleeping with their cousin...

[jakoson7]

@jasonproberts1 Funny thing... these white trash probably know how to spell 'trailer' properly... just a guess y'know

[jasonproberts1]

@jakoson7 I was typing fast and late....if you are white trash....good to see you stand up for your kin...lol

[jasonproberts1]

@jakoson7 Now you get back to your vern fonk watchin ya dumb hick...

[jakoson7]

@jasonproberts1 "vern fonk is as trailor park". Is as? Is as what? Trailor? Do you mean, cuntrag, trail or? If so, trail or what? Out lawed, dipshit? You mean outlawed, fuckface? You were typing fast and late? Late? "ya"? You mean you? I could perhaps take you seriously if you didn't a) immigrate illegally to this country, b) drop out of school, or c) you're white trash yourself! Grammar please, (chink, nigger, beaner, etc). If you reply to this, you are very pissed off by this message, shitbag.

[jasonproberts1]

@jakoson7 You are the one who is pissed off by repling to mine...lol...you no dick, racist, in bread, fag. I am a wealthy white guy who does not have to work...thats why Im up late...un like you who is up late having sex with your mother....You make fun of my grammer and yet you use words like fuck face and shit bag?? By the way those are two words not one you moron....now take you dad's penis out of your mouth and try to gow a one your self....and if you reply to this I must got it right...lol

[LilSC19]

Whats the beat in the back called

[madjohnbrown]

These ads are among my very favorite things about Seattle. Long love the Fonk.

[badjackcutter]

Now I have to get me a Vern Fonk Snuggie.  Fortunately there are a bunch of places on the web that let you customize snuggies!

customsnuggie dot

No, not with those guys, I just googled custom snuggies and they were on top.

[kimikaboo]

This has to be my favorite Fonk commercial. The creepy Christmas one is funny too.

[SenorSpode]

This is probably the best Fonkage around. He redeemed himself after that lame "Play that Vern Fonky music, white boy" bit.

[AnimusStyle]

this was maaddd fun. all u guys rock. FINALLY got to see it

[SampsonSneed]

vern fonk snuggie! lmao

[Way2Blue4You]

"Slapped Around" was so much better...

[Way2Blue4You]

Vern Fonk - great insurance, HORRIBLE COMMERCIALS!

[MrBobtheawesome]

my dad is the vern fonk guy. the best commercial he has made