Our God is an Angry God

[MeghanHolmes]

I went to highschool with a girl who used random in every sentence.

"Random hugs! ahahaaha"

"Random test!"

Then I decided to tell her to randomly shut the eff up.

[StillaVirgin]

a few commments:

1st, you are totally doable.

2nd, i like driving through puddles of rain like that too.

3rd, yea those fast food employees are getting paid like that here in CT. too but I still don't want to do that sort of work.

4th, i agree these people are just misusing and abusing the word random. Like IamWasabi below i'm passive-aggressive about it. One day I'mma ask those people what makes what happened "random" after they use the word.

[IamWasabi]

That whole random thing has always bugged me, so now when someone uses it I tend to passive-aggressivley make fun of them, that's where I take the most joy.

[sarahjeanne18]

"I'm talking about the definition of random...that's so random!" LOL so funny! It's even more funny cause I know people who talk like that!

[georgieporge2]

Ever been to England? you'll feel right at home! I like dirving in the rain but not alongside coaches on the motorway. Also I tend to put my bearings out on my steering. Arse.

[endlessjoe]

Alas, nay. But, it's on the agenda.

[aeseeke]

I noticed this too but sometimes people get it right, one definition is: proceeding, made, or occurring without definite aim, reason, or pattern... Which debunks some of ur random definitions.

God, how randome am I? mwahahahaha

[Postee]

wuv u

[muempire]

good shit! =)

[TehAm3s]

Just started watching your videos a few days ago... I absolutely love them.

Especially liked your rant at the end of this. I absolutely agree with you! It drives me nuts as well. Another thing which bothers me is when people use the word "literally" incorrectly :)

[endlessjoe]

Heh ... agreed. I have a friend that drops the word "literally" roughly every 9 words when he speaks. I have to stop him and ask, "Really? Are you sure you're not speaking in veiled metaphors?"

The abuse of the English language must stop!

[edepew83]

has anyone seen that skit on MadTV with the couple that says "literally" after every sentence? literally.

[thisseemsfishy]

Brilliant! Another hilarious vlog.

To be honest, you could do a whole bloody series on the mangling of the English language.

"Literally" is my pet peeve. If someone mentions that their friend/parent/teacher's therapist's sister was "so angry they like, literally burst into flames" I'm going to need to see a chard corpse.

[thisseemsfishy]

Watching it again today, I love how you actually look physically pained by the improper use of random.

This is so much better than actually writing this essay that's due Friday. Hooray for YouTube.

[yieldsigns]

You should really be a cartoon voiceover star, Joe.

Once we hit 'JohnGoodmanFruityPebblesPlasm­aScreenTvSausage'

it's all entirely Saturday Morning.  ;)

[estabutta]

$14/hr not going to happen here in nc

[onceyougoatee]

Our Joe is an angry Joe. Chill out J-dog, it's not that big a deal. And is it ever not raining in Louisianna?

[jrb281]

you are my fucking hero. thank you for your efforts in ending (or slowing down) the use of the word "random". thank you.

[disneychickadoo]

ps the title is making me sing "our God, is a mighty God he lives..etc." like over and over in my head.

[disneychickadoo]

I seriously need to make sure I've RECENTLY went to the bathroom before watching your videos. Seriously. It's too much for my bladder. All the belly laughing going on. Agree on the random- I think the words they are looking for are like "miscellaneous vents/rants/thoughs" or perhaps "rants unrelated" or something of that nature.

[IceCrotch]

Hahaha, is that tchoupitoulas you're on at the beginning? And nice Aqua Teens reference. :)

Oh, and yeah: that's just a NOLA thing.

[endlessjoe]

It is, indeed, Tchoupitoulas!

[promochick19]

It's just in new orleans ^_^ You thought right. I wanna move back to make some money haha <3

[samuraimushi]

Did you just qoute Aqua Teen Hunger Force?

[koalman]

McDonalds remains a low wage slave gig pretty much every where else.

[ourben]

There has never once in the history of mankind ever been an event or thing that can be described as random. So how did the word exist?

[ABadHorsie]

Did I see shell gasoline for $2.79 a gallon? Omg... That's so random :P ha-ha-ha loved the video Joe!

[leiwy]

Criminy is never a word. never.

But getting the word "hydroplane" into a video twice- that is some achievement. Isn't there some sort of medal for that?

[leiwy]

What is the first word you use in this vid- and what does it mean?

It sounds like "crimeny"

I don't know what that is.

[endlessjoe]

"Criminy" ... it's used to express surprise. I'm all about goofy words.

[ygwyg]

http://www.randomhouse.com/wot­d/index.pperl?date=20000209 >>a little article about the origin of the word "criminy"

:)

[preacherman777]

The last thing anyone should ever do is take You Tube so seriously. This is a mixed bag of nuts around here and like any mixed bag of nuts, you just take the ones you like.

[toogangstabeotch]

yeah i dont think that anyone gets paid that much at macdonalds down here in texas!

ohh and i dont get the whole random thing, so you cant turn the camera and then just say whatever comes to your mind and call it "random"?

....just asking because i dont get it.

[chunkmansss]

Amen

[Airfish]

Someone messed up printing the applications for McD's then- used to be $14/day. I've done the truck thru the water bit....did you know you can do $300 worth of damage to a fiberglass air dam on a truck when you hit a water puddle at speed??? yeah...

[Airfish]

...and the to the "town smells like a sneeze" - I lived 3 years in south Alabama. That's like doing hard time. Thanks for undoing 5 years of therapy and bringing that memory rushing back. Along with it came remembering how to do math. You SO owe me.....

[superloser2180]

14$! LOL

[prettymess2]

Hahahah this was great. Whenever the weather get's bad I say that God is Mad at us.

[droppedelbow]

Excellent video as always, but I have to take issue with the title. God can't be that angry, because He hasn't started doing "vlogs", the last refuge of the irate. That could be interesting, but Jesus as emogirl would be better. "Dad wanted to nail me to a cross again....that is soooo RANDOM, OMG!!!!"

[tbillz]

Hot mustard sauce rules!

[grimacinglummox]

was my town for my entire life till katrina. You ever eat at domilises?

[endlessjoe]

That's one of the few places Uptown I haven't gotten around to trying yet. I've heard nothing but great things about it, so I need to stroll my fat ass over there.

[grimacinglummox]

kinda pricey, but the best in the city by far. I went last feb, when I came back for awhile, and they remembered me. my uncle and I ate there every friday for years.

[TheOriginalMoonUnit]

Twat good word man ...and i shall keep this point on the word random into consideration from now on

[grimacinglummox]

tchoupitoulas

[RedClincher]

Dude that video was pretty random. I love randomness.

[nicktendo]

More 'Tubers should be like you, haha.

And NO, McD's workers up here get minimum wage LIKE THEY DAMN WELL SHOULD! $14/hr?! That's so random!

I'd so be willing to work there for that much...

[speppers]

Emo girls always seem to piss me off. But this was another funny video and keep them coming. Good luck with that rain- lets hope God doesn't get any more angry.

[xtiffanidanielle]

Thanks for the definition.

Oh, and Sweet&Sour Sauce is way better.

[KramMille]

14$?? Jesus. My friend works at Mc Donald's and they're minimum wage. 6.15.

Move back to Louisiana and make a career at Mc Donald's? Oh, it's tempting.

[BarGalNC]

Rock on.

[dina05]

you are so incredibly funny

[altebanger]

pickle turnip liquid chester tommorow

[Paperlilies]

haha how random!

ugh, i couldn't resist.

I feel unclean now.

[yieldsigns]

omgwtfbbq. being a hater is so random.

ps. what is this new shit at the end of your video? jesus! that's not on my videos, is it?!

fuck.

kitty park nosering crackers!

[tammer59]

If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did. -Jack Handy

[americanviking]

Ok man - my wife just heard how much they make there - she was like, You can work at McDonals and I can do my therapy there. LOL. Ummmm...thanks? HA! Oh by the way - this comment is NOT random haha.

[mitch8888]

god is pissing on you.

golden showers, nigga!

[donkeyjune]

Looks like I finally found my career choice. Now I can answer all those people that ask me what my plans are now. "I'm workin at McDonalds!" Eat that mom and dad, Suckers.

[endlessjoe]

Those golden arches are now a beacon of hope and prosperity.

[kingcheffychef]

Holy shit this dude is my fucking hero

[CraZiiBex]

It's like 5.75 a hour at McDonalds here in North Atlanta, soooo...... *strange look*

[mitch8888]

you're not in North Atlanta, your North OF Atlanta, in Hickville Sticksburg. stop saying you're in Atlanta.

if you want to live in Atlanta so badly, move about 50 miles south. then you can say you live in Atlanta.

[CraZiiBex]

Ha, ok look, I live in North Metro Atlanta, says my city goverment, so get over it. Why are you so concerned about where I live?

[mitch8888]

look, Reba, Metro Atlanta and Atlanta are 2 completely different things.

http://www.atlantasmartcity.co­m/i/live/county_map.gif

here's a map of Metro Atlanta, see the little grey are in the middle? yah, that's Atlanta. if you live within the top of the little grey area, then you live in North Atlanta. otherwise, just STFU and deal with the fact that you are just trailer-trash that lives in some small country town about an hour north of Atlanta.

[mitch8888]

p.s. nice trailer.

[SadieDammit]

Wow mitch....that all seemed uncalled for.

[mitch8888]

thanks for your concern, grandma.

[SadieDammit]

My concern really wasn't for you. But since you put it that way...go sit in time-out, you little hoodlum! Why back in my day you'd get your molars yanked out with a rusty wrench for talking that way. AND we had to crawl over broken glass on our KNEES to get to school! And another thing.......

[mitch8888]

was that type of rhetoric funny "back in your day"?

[SadieDammit]

Hm, I dunno. I'm only 12 years older than you, so why don't you tell me? We're not even a generation apart. Max Headroom was funny back in "my day".

[roadtriphome]

Whoa, for a sec I thought you were driving through Dallas. *lol* Can you tell your vengeful god (dude, it took me a while to figure out you were quoting Aqua Teen Hunger Force *lol*) to send us some rain? Also $14? I've been jipped! You don't even get paid that at theatre job. But yeah, that sounds like its just a N'awlin's thing. How's gas there? Cause if it's as bad as it is here, you'll need that $14.

[SadieDammit]

I vaguely remember rain. That puddle hopping you did looked like fun! Hey Joe yesterday someone told me that Bourbon street didn't get that damaged from Katrina. I wanted to disagree but I thought I'd ask you first.

[ygwyg]

No, Bourbon Street is fine, only minimal roof damage there. Most of the French Quarter is intact. The areas that got the most damage were residential.

[SadieDammit]

That's good to hear- thank you!

[FrogChic]

I still can't believe they added "Bling" to the dictionary =|

[tammer59]

They pay them $14/hr to know that you wanted the hot mustard before you knew it.

[tdawgsmitz]

Well I work at DQ and lemme tell you..we arent' getting 14 bucks an hour and IM MANAGEMENT lol Im less then 10....Im moving to new orleans

[hannahruth0]

yeah...that was--random...hehehe. mickey d employees in my area make like $6-7 an hour...if they paid $14, I guess I'd be asking you if you'd like fries with that. maybe N.O. has really high inflation?? How much is gas there? It's 2.93/gallon here (N.E. Florida)

[endlessjoe]

It's in the 2.70's range. Next week it'll probably be whatever's left in your bank account plus a finger/toe of your choice per gallon.

[jl123us]

Random comment: "sjhfkj powkcopefiajfh ciowmcfoj38jrfl jfsl03uo". The new YouTube feature where related videos pop up at the end of each video - they seem random.

[cheeseandbread]

you are the shit

[newsocks]

spouting out nonsense. true dat.

[lisasimpson]

"Random: adj. Having no specific pattern, purpose, or objective: random movements." (one of three def. by Dictionary.com; the others more described the forms of "random" that you discussed)

[shebitch]

I guess random crossed over to the "slang" part of the spectrum. Maybe one day they'll add the following definition of it: used as a trash can word, to fill out blanks in a conversation or monologue. -with no apparent connection to...- (see "borderline")

ex: I was born, randomrandomrandom, then I died.

wow that comment sucks, and yeah.

[msbuller]

mickey d's is minimum wage-ish here. kinda bites that natural disaster gets you a raise.

[texassongbird81]

Are you having one of "thoooooooose" days? lol

[altebanger]

Around here the McDonald's employees are basically slave labor.

The hot mustard is da bomb I get an extra packet for my fries as well.

[brombabromba]

Tell me it isn't messed up- the moment I put up your video...it started raining here!

[j3n4]

hahaha i love you

[Tawnee13]

wow 14 doll'as that makes me want to quit my job that I needed to go to school for and move down their. I could do the mc'ds thing.. at 16 i made a mean icecream cone when I was employed at mc'ds. I could use that as my selling point

[ladysagetm]

ooo emm gee! That is insane! Not in Florida!!!

joe = LMAO!

McDs = Gross!

God = Awesome!

nuff said... that! Was NOT random.

:D

[seanbedlam]

On my weekend away, a friend was saying she lurved the way kids say 'random'. I realized some of my friends aren't fiercely intelligent and it hurt me inside.

[Haynes1994]

$14 an hour?? Holy crap!! Not here, my friend! My friend's daughter just started there... She may now be moving to NO!

[hadrians]

lolz 5*

<b>[hadrians]</b>

[SonicLamb]

Is it sad that I am thinking about getting a job at McDonalds now? Somebody slap me.

[sainter1]

Mcdonalds career money? whooaaa! Random vlog =5 stars endless'

[tejayce]

i looked up random on leo translator .. and it translates into: chaotic, without rules, without choosing, arbitrary and random ;) in my language .. so it seems random has multiple meanings in english. but i totaly got you there about those videos :P anoy me too a lot ..

[ohiosforkillers]

lmao!!

the random bit was pretty funny.

[modis]

sometimes u dont think about what u say.. u just say and tape it.. it is kinda random. nice try but come up with something else that wil make u look kool.. cuz u need it lol

[endlessjoe]

Just like I suppose you NEED those extra milliseconds of your life saved by not fully typing out words. Don't you have some Dora the Explorer you should be watching?

[IWof]

Well said. I am so sick of the lazy typing skills online. It makes whatever that person has to say seem childish. It doesn't make you uber l3t3 pwnzer doods.

[AericWinter]

Here's a random comment: Your ceiling's got some water damage. Oh no, wait... you ruled that out as random.

How could I have missed this YouTube fad? <b><i>Random</i></b> is the new <b><i>emo</i></b>!

I shall now retreat to my studio, note down all my video ideas on paper, put them in a hat and then pull one out that I shall film. Hah! I would have made the first random video on YouTube.

[endlessjoe]

If you make the first TRULY random video on Youtube, I will drink to your honor and longevity.

[AericWinter]

You' fell victim to one of the classic blunders. The most famous is never get involved in a land war in Asia. But only slightly less well known is this: Never go in against a German, when putting yourself on the line.

I will be expecting that toast, with a drink you don't usually enjoy, on a future video. Stay tuned. (c;

[preacherman777]

The Princess Bride anyone?

[AericWinter]

With a German twist. *g* I love those old movies. Somehow, the ones don't seem to have the same charm.

[ravenlaughs]

THAT is the perfect YouTube concept! I film where you show the hat, prefilled with ideas of course, and then draw one slip, read it and then create what ever the idea is! I really like that!

[sail1234]

That vlog was like like wicked hella random!.......toasteroven.

[endlessjoe]

Haha! I literally snorted with laugher. Best laughtersnort comment ever .... haberdasheryspatula.

[sturdygurdy]

Oh, and also, as far as I know, a MacDonald's employee in London makes less money per hour than a parking meter.

[AericWinter]

Well, you have to give it to the parking meters... they are there day and night. Even when they're not working, they're still on stand-by duty.

[dina05]

Hahahahhahah!

[SensualWhirl]

I'm glad to hear you say 'twat' properly. Bravo. I've heard is pronounced 'twot' one too many times. -SW

[seanbedlam]

'Twot' is a lady's frontbottom

[randomburn]

Poor Fella. You look like you need alcohol, coke or tylenol at the end of that one.

[randomburn]

yeah.. hrmm.. sorry bout the user name.

[donkeyjune]

HA!

[dickponderous]

I actually thought I was about to wirness a scene from scanners and your head was about to POP! That happend to me once but the doctors say I'm much better now.

[djavan]

I think your mcdonalds is the only one that giving wages like that. Shoot!....I wanna work there for that kinda money.

....My response is so random!!

[sturdygurdy]

I was on the edge of my seat when you had the word "definition" on the tip of your tongue! I actually said it out loud to help you out, but you couldn't hear me.

[endlessjoe]

I thank you for your assistance, kind citizen. *salute*

[YouSuck14]

lol?

[GreZx]

Angry God, mbmb. :p