Ali G Show - Borat - Classic Hampton Horse Show

[tbirdtim]

I never realized the similarities between a horse and a man.  This sort of makes me feel like a horse's ass!

[cheifRA]

this is like watching a staring competition...but a million times more awkward

[ShygunS]

OMG this chick is dumb

[EX0RC1ZM]

Borat = Real Life Troll

[skankingrhythmics]

@EX0RC1ZM ORLY

[LordYamonWC2]

Also notice that he doesn't say it is like a woman. So not only is he saying that they're dumber, but they also can not relate to anything :P

[MrSexy72]

Got a bit boring

[dogglet1234]

she is the first girl he kiss

[SonnyGTA]

she is being SOOOO polite.....but there ARE people like this for real....that dont take the hint to SHUT UP! This was SOOO funny when I first saw it!! It never ends!!!

[FuckDaMedia]

lol!! hes a fuckin genius, even if he is a jew bastard. but then most creative comedians are jews so......

[thexr2]

i was in stitches

[Redsox4552003]

hahahahahahhahaha

[THEmattyj162]

this man truly has a way with words.

[antibulletdodger101]

Needs more metaphores.

[Fr6do]

get that pour girl a chair

[aziqbal]

he kissed that girl

[horsefreak129]

That poor poor lady! ahaha

I'd be like "ummm.. I have to go now, but nice talking to you!!"

[karl75m]

Schuyler Riley, the patient one in the video, has a website : wolfstonestables (dot) com

[Carbon657]

I have the books "We say when a horse we say is like when a man" volumes 1, 2, 3, 4 and 5, all of the points mentioned in this video are in them, they are just like what borat is saying here but they are 15000 pages long LOL

[MusikRYTM3]

he actually said "USA" in the beginning:D not US and A

[MrBurns86]

OMFG, I LAUGHED SO MUCH xDD

[MsTommyknocker]

1:50 - 5:20 : what's his point??

[karl75m]

@MsTommyknocker His point is- a horse is like a man!

[Otzmatron]

That must be the politest woman in America.

[TestDrive231]

if a horse have foot, its like a man have foot

WTF, LMAO

[lealowo]

if you ride horse is like you ride man

[bobyacca]

fuckin time waste..

[DIELANEULE]

What is a man like if a horse is dissapointed?

[barberino182]

that went for like 4 mins lmao poor lass

[Vonbomb]

testing American politeness. Love it!

[McSuperfly101]

I've seen him do that joke before on the UK show, the idea is that after a while the person finishes one of the sayings themselves and he says "Oh, you have heard this saying before?"

[mtb416]

Americans do treat their horses well. haha

[dannycalypse]

I love Overly Long Gags.

[ConfusedAlien666]

this is my fav one.. well funny. i was laughing for ages after.

[pcorf]

At 1:20 I reckon it was the first time I've ever seen Borat kiss a woman.

[macboerTV]

i think he wanted her to finish the sentence and then say "ah, you know this one!" Borat is krazy kool pappie!!

[darthsophia123]

he did something wrong, he kissed a woman. Borat never kisses a woman but his mother

[tony2tones777]

he started to run out of ideas when he was about to say when a horse walks on grass

[Nambale]

She has the patience of a Saint.

[MUDSWAT]

Someone yell cut !!

[schizophrenic123]

I think she found his simile arousing.

[HighCastle10]

@lixiaochenx277 Ina Kazakhstan we say that a woman have brain of eerr squirrel.

[carnage101]

if a horse...if a horse...if a horse...if a horse lmfao

[WASAAAAH666]

Haha this guy is a genius!:p

[jaghoribaba]

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha fuck so funn

[TheKonrad1984]

stupid girl,,if i was her,,i would go from there after 1 minute :)

[iamismehellyeah]

@TheKonrad1984

hahahahahahhaha god you're dumb xd

[TheKonrad1984]

@iamismehellyeah hahaha not me,,she is dumb ahahhahahahaha ;)

[whitebuffalo78]

She was coached.

[nibuster]

but what about if a horse is black?

[LAMFi1ms]

So funny. He kept going on. That was hilarious

[Chel4seA]

haha!

[jasamkrafen]

freaking killing me.  to funny

[jmkaep]

I would have said shut up in three seconds...why are people so stupid.

[oibobbo]

it's not being stupid,it's being polite

[masterdibo2]

"Do you understand?"

[bleach4711]

if a horse...

[johnnyphoenix74]

He's right about the horse/man stuff.

[897jjQ]

Wow, he really kept that going for a long time. But it kept me laughing.

[bltnxkrw]

she looked cute haha

[ridemeup]

"for entertainment" wahahaha

[larry69champ]

omg that was so funny. it kept going.  that was great.

[koponenii]

Oh feg .. i have learned to love these repeating scenes too ....is like the man is.. huoh but weee how he offers some of those as great information up to surprising end.. do u understand .. LOL

[rucapuppy]

that was painful to watch

[kcin1004]

omg

[DymoComeOn]

"jak sie masz" ^^

[HuntersX2NCreations]

I love when people do this in real life, so funny but fun to try to figure out what theirs trying to tell me.

[rEptiLeKitChen]

hahaha if a hore "blank" is like if a man "blank"!!

hahahahahahah

[yaziyo]

Borat's "metaphor" goes on for 4 minutes XD

[Araujo4MVP]

you mean simile haha =D

[yaziyo]

Point conceded *whistle*

[dfg12345678910]

0:24

"sorry, I did a spit on you" xD

[bridlelessgirl]

she is like..if a horse cant talk..then can you shut UP!!!

[xXTheAkatsukiXx]

"chenquieh" Lol

[horsegal913]

i go there every year ;D

[DAGRANDFINALE22]

lol,"Its like man is happy"

[MsTommyknocker]

lmfao

[triumfhyseni]

2:25 / 5:28  aaaaaaaaaahahahahah

[gridlen]

i'm suprised sacha did not break character after about the 15th horse-man comment lmao!!!

[GamerGuitarer]

what a patient woman, i would have just been "SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!" after the 3rd comparison! lol

[lexmark136]

lol she is too nice...

borat would have gotten the finger if he tried that up here

[inosdelaquaia]

OMG, i fast forwarded it and he keeps on going.....ROLF

[NoodlesBrown]

cmon borat..horse man..whatever.

[Kraphul]

sory i a spit on u

[heffyz]

very nice

[hek803]

i respect her. she has a tremendous patience

[pinkhey]

the woman has alot of patience to stand there and listen to that rubbish

[neonfeather1234]

he sound funny!!!!

[bausy88]

Props to the cameraman and sound guys, I dont know how they dont laugh because I would be cracking up

[SimplyMeHooray]

highlarious.

[davidkavmusic]

I love it...he was running out of things to say... but still. FUNNY!

[TipanHallFarm]

lol he keeps going on and on. after about the 20th comparison.. i would have been out of there :D lol

[quebicboy]

big nose alot of money LOL

[johnc310]

lol cant believe she doesnt say anything!!!

[SPINLAWYER]

The one thing he wouldn't have been able to have her agree, is

When a horse has an erection, it is like when a man has an erection.

She would have said, I've seen a horse's erection and a man's erection and they are not alike at all!

[MiikeDante]

Then she hasn't seen my erection pal

[fuckoffrandy2]

Amen

[FonkayMonkay66]

u are retarded

[NAPREDATOR]

he deleted his comment, what did he say?

[FonkayMonkay66]

how should i know pal? ^^

it's like 3 months ago :P

[omarren]

3:20

[browardnduval]

i wud b so mad if i waz dat lady he kept repeating about da horse and the man lolz

[Mean1machine1]

because he not good swim

[wjdeh]

Those riders are so busy.... can't believe how long she sat there being polite when she probably had a million other things to do. Go Schuyler!

[JormaX]

horse=women =) nice I like

gypsys i dont think so?:D lmao

[911Jesus9111]

"because eh not gud from swim" lol

[wolffmeister]

legend.sasha !

[cinenutz]

Hey, I thought Borat didn't kiss women during greetings?

Maybe he thought she was a man?

:-)

[WeLikeThis]

rich ppl have nice manners

[hek803]

jesus. he just keep saying it. she has strong patient.

[VariedInterest]

Incredible, this is the most insane sketch I have seen him do. What a maniac, haha. This woman is either completely braindead or the most patient and stoic person in the world. I couldn't believe how long he did that for, absolutely surreal.

[opet22]

he almost cracks up in 4:05

[sebrobbo]

How the FUCK did sasha do that horse thing for over 4 minutes?

[maarc3D]

Legendary...

[DCUnited4]

like if a man.... is a hungry

[Razzle1203]

wow...

[shr6an]

if a hourse is walk!

it's like a man if walk! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OL

[xraycat30]

That woman is a saint...but what I don't understand is, what is a horse like?

[plottwist13]

Haha she deserves a medal for being so polite to him. I would have lost patience WAY before he was able to get that far into his little speech lol. I love Sacha though, very funny stuff!

[xMacabreSadistx]

This is a wtf moment to Schuyler. I want to hug her bad for putting up with him.

[dknowles24]

shes like yeaaa ok

[galkdgj]

In shorrttttt. A horse is like a man! :)

[SweetLeaf1189]

haha, she seemed thrown off by the question "Do you like horses?"

[xoloesquincle]

if a horse is death is like man is death

[cryingmushroom47]

He said all that stuff about a horse and a man because women to him don't know anything.

[Thefface]

nice theory

[pharb1]

Agreed.

[equitationrider22]

hahaa aww poor Schuyler!

[Equestrian08]

I would have told him "Yes, now I must go tend to my horse." tis rediculas!

[DirrticaL]

Apparently a horse is like a man...

[GoManGo3675]

Wow, I learned a LOT about men and horses today. ROFL.

[R5ole]

'do you understand?' LOL

[horseisbeauty]

What a good sport, LOL She's there for a serious reason and this jackass is wasting her time. I give her credit for wonderful manners and standing there that long with him.

[cheepooluvr]

I feel so bad for her, if that was me I would've just walked away

[trixisere]

lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol SACHA U LEGEND!

The message that was put across there was that men are crap and shit or sex addicts or lazy!

[beepbopdop]

That poor girl! I would have been out of there!

[matrixmare]

God Bless Schuyler. I bet she was thinking the entire time, "wow. This was the dumbest interview ever." Poor thing!

[jordanjellybean]

poor schuyler!!! "if a horse walks on grass, its like a man walks on grass." LMAO!

[Resiliance93]

omg this if funny but the first minute of it was really dumb...first of all grand priz riders such as the 1's competing at the hamptons feed their horses mutiple times a day (more than twice) because it is better for their digestive system and they dont whip them over jumps riders hardly ever do that only if the horse didnt listen to their leg...showjumping is classy not some stupid HORSE RACING bullshit.

[four2zeroxxx]

this fucker wanted to laugh so bad. Borat has balls, I'm still laughing.

[tokifan18]

"Hampton" is a slang work for penis, it's true.... but it's a really popular here in the States, I don't think were "stupid" because we speak a different dialect of English.

[mneomic]

do you like hampton thats brilliant. for all you yanks hampton means cock in english

[billythekid83183]

in U.S. english hamptons means money. LONG ISLAND the best place to live in the world.

[gixiegirl69]

were does this take place?

[benjaminbug]

At the Hampton Classic horse show.

Long Island.

[Alwaypretty]

wow...she looks sooooo borse! so funny!

[jamdodgeismyname1]

borse?

[Alwaypretty]

oops, i meant bored! Sorry!

[Eventer13]

Poor Skylar, haha! I bet she wishes she never got into that conversation.

[pimpino90]

hahahahah in U.S and A they treat their horses like we in kasakstan treat our women

[AsahiSVK]

sorry i did spit on u :-DDD

[Cordosa09]

it's schuyler.....schuyler riley

[asiryan]

HILARIOUS - especially with hourse and man!

[maymybay]

I feel bad for Skylar lol

[fz4444]

WTF?!feel bad for

[Physdelicdreaming]

I show jump and this was really funny 'cause it's true, lol.

[eirewalker]

so so funny

[impatientfire]

WTF?!

[flypony]

This guy is kook

[liquortitanusxtremus]

and if you ride a horse?

[kaziqbal]

he almost lost it at 4:05 hahahah